Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

That's right Bob, people have literally no reason to think that you're classist and hate the working class.

Spoiler: The pinnacle of self-awareness

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Now that you bring it up, burning stuff to make thunder go away doesn't sound very Christian. Bob, are you a secret racist?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That's right Bob, people have literally no reason to think that you're classist and hate the working class.

Spoiler: The pinnacle of self-awareness

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Bob: "I am not classist you mayonnaise ghouls, you're just slandering me!"

Also Bob: "Haha I can't wait for robots to replace the working class because they voted republican!"

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob always has this routine:

1. Says rude shit about 90% of Americans.
2. Gets called out.
3. Posts a tweet saying "I didnt say that, exactly."
4. Proceeds to say something more condescending and triple down on being a snobby asshole despite being a fat youtube failure.

Repeat until heat death of the universe.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Also Bob: "Haha I can't wait for robots to replace the working class because they voted republican!"

Should we tell Film Robert that an AI can do his job

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah Bob really does not like having his nose rubbed in the stupid things he says.

Spoiler: ”I’d kill you, or myself, if I got the chance(?)”

Thus spoke Bobbyboi and he blocketh the troll.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Does anyone at the Escapist even try to tard-rangle Bob on Twitter anymore?

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Bob has evidence that Nick and Yathzee killed a bunch of hookers in an orgy of coke and meth. That's the only reason I can think of this dumb fuck still working on this site after shit takes like this:

 

[Foltest]

I love when bob get piss off when other point out what an ass he is. Brings me a bit of joy (which lolcows are all about)

 

[thismanlies]

Does anyone at the Escapist even try to tard-rangle Bob on Twitter anymore?

He probably brings a lot of hate watchers to the site.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Here’s a list of concepts and words that Bob doesn’t have in his dictionary.

1. Self awareness
2. Irony
3. Brevity
4. Being intelligent at politics
5. Knowing movies and entertainment
6. Growing up
7. Keeping your mouth shut

I could go on since there’s a lot of it.

8. Empathy
9. Healthy eating
10. Fashionable clothing
11. Separating fiction from reality

Should we tell Film Robert that an AI can do his job

Only if it's a deliberately badly programmed and buggy AI.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

8. Empathy
9. Healthy eating
10. Fashionable clothing
11. Separating fiction from reality

12. Research
13. Critical analysis
14. Maturity
15. Management
16. Ethics

 

[BScCollateral]

8. Empathy

Doctor Who needs to pop the head off a Dalek and reveal Bob.

Not only does he have the personality but the shell would fit him perfectly.

 

[Mola Ram]

Doctor Who needs to pop the head off a Dalek and reveal Bob.

Not only does he have the personality but the shell would fit him perfectly.

Bob may have the ethics and outlook of a Dalek, but in looks he's alllllll Sontaran:

Somebody whack him in the back of the neck!

 

[Neko GF]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I wonder if Bob invited her back to his basement so they could pound some Pabst and hot dogs. He could show her his empty can collection and faux zebra-skin comforter, what fun.

 

[Mola Ram]

A more accurate to description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Bind-Torture-Kill's less charismatic nephew."

FTFY

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Cow cross-over with Lindsay Ellis and an ultra-rare moment of self-awareness from Bob.

Spoiler: WHAAAAAAT???

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Even though Bob is actually right here, he still made a mistake. I don't think that Bob looks like Winnie the Pooh, considering that Winnie the Pooh has a cute, charming, innocent design. A more accurate to description of Bob's appearance would be something along the line of "Humptey Dumptey's, neckbeard cousin".

I mean Bob has to be Chinese in order to be Winnie the Pooh, he looks more like Al from Toy Story 2

 

[Neko GF]

I mean Bob has to be Chinese in order to be Winnie the Pooh, he looks more like Al from Toy Story 2

Come to think of it, a lot of left-leaning, nerdy lolcows (Examples: Bob, Matthew Jarbo, Andrew Dobson) look like Al from Toy Story 2. It's honestly quite thunk-provoking. My guess why is simply due to the fact that a lot these guys live very similar life-styles and make similar life decisions.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

12. Research
13. Critical analysis
14. Maturity
15. Management
16. Ethics

17. A Sense of humor.