Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

Said without a hint of irony


Bob is right again


His hate boner for aimee continues. Now he is just posting caps instead of retweeting


bob defends idpol as he KNOWS what *would* happen


Facebook is obsolete. Bob deserves superior social networking

 

[Mola Ram]

Said without a hint of irony

That was Pat Sajak, asshole.

 

[Flexo]

Bob is right again
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Even SNOPES ranks this idea as "mixed" (which nowadays is usually code for "we want this to be true but can't find evidence of it - dammit.")

bob defends idpol as he KNOWS what *would* happen
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Yeah - the man. Sex is a stronger predictor of criminal justice outcomes than race.

Let's just take an example. I jumped from this huffpo piece:

More Than 250 Black People Were Killed By Police In 2016 [Updated]

Too many.

www.huffpost.com

To the washington post article as the "source" of it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/police-shootings-2016/

Notice the number. 922 males vs 40 females.

Now let's have fun breaking it down. Clicking on filters I have...
444 total white males shot by police. (46%)
11 total black females shot by police. (1.1%)

Just glancing at the first result in a search, the total black woman population in the united states is ~13%. Which means you are way, WAY less likely to be shot if you're a black gal than even if you're a white dude.

Shut up, Bob.

EDIT: Whoops, I mixed up the total number. Once I added all that in, both percentages went down.

EDIT 2: Ok, one more fun thing. Look at the map of shootings:

 

[Koby_Fish]

That was Pat Sajak, asshole.

To be fair, Chuck Woolery was the original host (1975-1981) of Wheel of Fortune; the only reason he didn't keep doing it and got replaced by Sajak was a salary dispute which escalated into his contract not getting renewed. Funny how Bob only mentions that and not anything about the myriad of other game shows he hosted. You'd think he'd at least get a zinger out about The Dating Game or Love Connection.

 

[Mola Ram]

To be fair, Chuck Woolery was the original host (1975-1981) of Wheel of Fortune; the only reason he didn't keep doing it and got replaced by Sajak was a salary dispute which escalated into his contract not getting renewed. Funny how Bob only mentions that and not anything about the myriad of other game shows he hosted. You'd think he'd at least get a zinger out about The Dating Game or Love Connection.

Was Woolery the host when Vanna White was on? He's obliquely referencing her in that tweet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"I recall he called me a sub-human"
"Oh he says that to everyone."

to BenjamintheFox

 

[The Fatriarchy]

That was Pat Sajak, asshole.

To be fair, Chuck Woolery was the original host (1975-1981) of Wheel of Fortune; the only reason he didn't keep doing it and got replaced by Sajak was a salary dispute which escalated into his contract not getting renewed. Funny how Bob only mentions that and not anything about the myriad of other game shows he hosted. You'd think he'd at least get a zinger out about The Dating Game or Love Connection.

Also it's the contestants who spin the wheel for the vast majority of an episode, not the host. It's like he doesn't watch TV or something.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Also it's the contestants who spin the wheel for the vast majority of an episode, not the host. It's like he doesn't watch TV or something.

You saying that Blobbo references and makes statements about media he himself has no knowledge of? SHOCKED! I AM SHOCKED!!!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The Peter coffin/Blob twitter spat is quite funny. Peter manages to nail Blob but a broken clock is right twice a day.

Blob getting defensive over yet another bread tube/twatter leftist calling him out

 

[BubbleButt]

The Peter coffin/Blob twitter spat is quite funny. Peter manages to nail Blob but a broken clock is right twice a day.

Blob getting defensive over yet another bread tube/twatter leftist calling him out

I'm sorry, what?

 

[Neko GF]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS small-brained detractor with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Bob really knows how prove people wrong

I get that lack of self-awareness is almost always one of the key traits of a lolcow, but Bob's lack of self-awareness never seizes to amaze me.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Was Woolery the host when Vanna White was on? He's obliquely referencing her in that tweet.

according to wikipedia, Vanna didn't join Wheel of Fortune until after Susan Stafford, the letter-turner before her, left the show in 1982. That was into Pat Sajak's second year.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS small-brained detractor with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Bob really knows how prove people wrong

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I get that lack of self-awareness is almost always one of the key traits of a lolcow, but Bob's lack of self-awareness never seizes to amaze me.

"Being perturbed" is an interesting way to say "ranting about how rural whites, Republicans, and religious people aren't human and need to be disenfranchised and oppressed."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s a list of concepts and words that Bob doesn’t have in his dictionary.

1. Self awareness
2. Irony
3. Brevity
4. Being intelligent at politics
5. Knowing movies and entertainment
6. Growing up
7. Keeping your mouth shut

I could go on since there’s a lot of it.

 

[Neko GF]

Gotta love the childless incel who's on his way to dead by 50...

Well it looks like Bob might live past 50:

Spoiler: American of intelligence on display

If this is true Bob has nothing to worry about. His academic background, poorly punctuated books, blatant ignorance on almost everything he talks about, the fact that he spends most of his day displaying the later point on Twitter and YouTube and the fact that he posted this without a hint of irony, should all be proof that Bob doesn't use his brain that much.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Well it looks like Bob might live past 50:

Spoiler: American of intelligence on display

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If this is true Bob has nothing to worry about. His academic background, poorly punctuated books, blatant ignorance on almost everything he talks about, the fact that he spends most of his day displaying the later point on Twitter and YouTube and the fact that he posted this without a hint of irony, should all be proof that Bob doesn't use his brain that much.

To be fair to Bob, "excessive brain activity" doesn't imply an intelligent or well functioning brain. Bob's 24 hour Twitter fueled sperg outs could very well qualify him.

The obesity will probably be the main contributor to any shortened lifespan, though.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

To be fair to Bob, "excessive brain activity" doesn't imply an intelligent or well functioning brain. Bob's 24 hour Twitter fueled sperg outs could very well qualify him.

The obesity will probably be the main contributor to any shortened lifespan, though.

I agree. Bob's brain is clearly working over time. It just works very poorly. Like trying to run the entire NASA space program on a Virtual Boy.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Here’s a list of concepts and words that Bob doesn’t have in his dictionary.

1. Self awareness
2. Irony
3. Brevity
4. Being intelligent at politics
5. Knowing movies and entertainment
6. Growing up
7. Keeping your mouth shut

I could go on since there’s a lot of it.

8. Salad

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS small-brained detractor with FACTS and LOGIC:

Spoiler: Bob really knows how prove people wrong

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I get that lack of self-awareness is almost always one of the key traits of a lolcow, but Bob's lack of self-awareness never seizes to amaze me.

It'll be fun next time someone points at this next time he insists his constant anger is a "joke". He'll write it off, sure, but it's another instance where he's at least honest about being mad all the time.

 

[Koby_Fish]

8. Salad

Oh salad's in his dictionary, just not on its own. Only as IngSoc Justice buzzword salad