Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

Bob's use of Google Translate reminds me of this "great" moment in US foreign policy.

 

[Lensherr]

"Get back in your bubble, Glinda," sneered the hypocritical bag of shit who's been screeching SEXISM! since 11/9/16.

He might as well tell her "Get back on the plantation nigger!" if he's being honest about how he feels.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He might as well tell her "Get back on the plantation nigger!" if he's being honest about how he feels.

I'm calling it now, if Bob gets any backlash for this shit, he'll just smugly declare that it's totes not-problematic because "Glinda was the GOOD witch!" followed by smug insults and more fart huffing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That and about 99.9% of Bob's info on current events, Trump and Trump supporters come from other TDS lefties on Twitter. Bob is almost certainly never going to actually look at the flaws of the left and left-wingers because that would mean he would actually have to do some non-partisan research. Which makes this tweet of his even more ironic and hypocritical:
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Says the manbaby trapped in his basement while hunched over on his phone spewing nonsense on Twitter 24/7.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'm calling it now, if Bob gets any backlash for this shit, he'll just smugly declare that it's totes not-problematic because "Glinda was the GOOD witch!" followed by smug insults and more fart huffing.

I doubt he'll do that much work. He'll just write it off as Russian bots/trolls just pretending to care. Or delete it and claim people are misrepresenting what he said.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Tulsi Gabbard walks like a murderer?

Bob's an incredible piece of shit, but I think I'm more offended by the way he tortures analogies.

Reminder he treated the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 and compared it to JFK's assassination in terms of significance

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Reminder he treated the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 and compared it to JFK's assassination in terms of significance

If he'd thought to talk to his parents about it, I'm sure that they could have told him what it was really like when JFK was killed. But I'm sure all his ideas about JFK, like so much else, come from the media he's watched.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I doubt he'll do that much work. He'll just write it off as Russian bots/trolls just pretending to care. Or delete it and claim people are misrepresenting what he said.

"Everything I dont like is due to poor people or Russians."

I have no idea why the escapist just hasn't kicked this nigga yet. His mouth is a huge liability and one day he is going to say something so upsetting that the escapist will be in the crosshairs.

I can even see it now. It will be a movie review about capeshit and he will be like "Mm.. yes, the plot was beautiful - *Wheez* and the rape scene, while upsetting, isnt as upsetting as Russian spy Tulsi trying to hand out cheesecake shots to get more support from racists. It's too bad innocent people get raped in - or- er- in stories and not those who deserve it."

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob is legit someone that in a post apocalyptic scenario would degenerate into a caveman before the stone age or latch to anyone midldly successful and get fed and protected in exchange for anything until he gets either butchered or kicked out.

And if it was the zombie apocalypse, i bet Bob would survive. Zombies would deem him junk food.

Well, they wouldn't go looking for brains in his basement, right?

The Tulsi news is really getting under his skin.
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Oh, fuck off, Bob. I am reminded of something luminaries like Benjamin Franklin and JFK both said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." Tulsi Gabbard served her country with honour while you sit in a dank basement demanding a future that you delude yourself into believing that you're entitled to. Seriously. The very sight of your malformed face makes me nauseous.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Tulsi news is really getting under his skin.
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This is why Bob is my main follow. On a weekly to almost daily basis he says something so preposterously asinine that I'm amazed that he hasn't gone fully off reservation and subscribed to Pewdiepie, so to say. Ceaselessly fascinating you are Bob Chipman.

I went to see how much shit he was eating because of this one. To my actual surprise, at the time of this writing at least, the comments are about 60-40 leading in favor for Bob. There wasn't anything too funny in the thread so I just scrolled up on his thread to do some farming. My submission to this meeting of The Chipman Society...

Spoiler: Double tap a Trump supporter

The infection spreads...

Spoiler: Geek eye for the normie guy

Never take fashion advice from a guy who unironically dresses like Bob.

Spoiler: reaching self awareness levels never imagined!

EDIT: @Your Local Neko Girl GF had already posted some screenshots of this particular thread and I missed it.

There's a fair bit going on in the thread proper. Bob's responses pretty much boil down to, of course, "They are the other. Initiate a solution that is final!"

STOP CALLING BOB OUT GUISE!

Remember all those times that Bob would fire back at people saying that he wan't a coastal elite and was struggling to make ends meet? Well...

Spoiler: Reading is important

Dumbass can't be bothered to click a link ten days old nor can any of the other spergs it seems.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Tulsi Gabbard spent years in uniform in the service of others, putting herself at personal risk. Bob has never done a single thing that could be described as selfless or courageous.

I'm sure if Bob's called on it he'd sneer something about how important his hateful attacks are (he's fighting hate. Online) but the sad reality is no one's life has ever been made better by Bob's activity, online or in real life.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Reminder he treated the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 and compared it to JFK's assassination in terms of significance

To be fair, both incidents involved a severe head injury.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>Hiding an infected person that is no longer themselves and will kill others is the same that not breaking your friendship with people of different political opinions.

I know Bob does some insane reaching sometimes but this one fucking takes the cake. It's also very hilarious to see him sanctimoniously explain why white people that support conservative movements deserve what they get and you shouldn't worry about it. This level of empathy would make a psychopath blush.

Also, the shoulder gears in Iron Man look awfully stupid and ridiculous.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So is bob a garbage person because he's not a millionaire?

Is that the only metric for "making it"?

Or is it owning two life size he-man swords?

Also half those trump supporter pictures look like they're in mid-cheer. Like that's a face you make at a sporting event when your team scores a last minute touch down.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So is bob a garbage person because he's not a millionaire?

No amount of money in the world would change him. If he got a million or two he would become a sanctimonious shitbag because now he has a bucketload of cash he's much better. Better beliefes and better money!

 

[Big Nasty]

Found this in the Brexit thread:

“People say ‘Oh, you’ll be poor, you’ll be this, you’ll be that’. I say I’d rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don’t know making me rich by running it.”

Michael Caine is the Anti-Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

So is bob a garbage person because he's not a millionaire?

Is that the only metric for "making it"?

Or is it owning two life size he-man swords?

Also half those trump supporter pictures look like they're in mid-cheer. Like that's a face you make at a sporting event when your team scores a last minute touch down.

Bob is a garbage person because he is literally made of garbage, body, mind, and soul.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Tulsi Gabbard spent years in uniform in the service of others, putting herself at personal risk. Bob has never done a single thing that could be described as selfless or courageous.

I'm sure if Bob's called on it he'd sneer something about how important his hateful attacks are (he's fighting hate. Online) but the sad reality is no one's life has ever been made better by Bob's activity, online or in real life.

Bob wouldn't know selflessness if it bit him in the ass. He's self-centered to the point of absurdity. Just remember a few weeks ago he talked about how helping out in funerals as a kid is considered idiotic to him now as an adult.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah, a post-doomsday world with no societal safety nets is certainly preferable to a structurally sound world.

In all seriousness, how mentally unstable is Bob that he is so angry over petty shit to the point that he would rather be living in a post-apocalyptic environment?

Kinda late but Bob is a good reminder of why it's important to temper emotional responses with some level of rationality. I assume part of the reason Bob lacks a filter is because he goes after socially acceptable targets, at least by Twitter standards, and nobody tells him "lol calm down". He'd never have a reason to develop one or gain any introspective thoughts which worsen his state of mind.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Kinda late but Bob is a good reminder of why it's important to temper emotional responses with some level of rationality. I assume part of the reason Bob lacks a filter is because he goes after socially acceptable targets, at least by Twitter standards, and nobody tells him "lol calm down". He'd never have a reason to develop one or gain any introspective thoughts which worsen his state of mind.

He will be literal murdered on twitter after Trump is done. Dude will be buried in two seconds with drag. This administration is all he has going for him.