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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
I'd bet $20 the counsellor/therapist isn't the issue and Connors complete inability to actually implement changes in his life are.
Of course the therapist/counselor isn't the problem. It seems like Connor doesn't believe he has to actually change. Apparently, as long as you say you've changed people HAVE to be nice to you and shower you with praise.
 
connor, if you don't do what your therapist asks you to do, nothing is going to change.
if you do what they ask you to do and nothing changes, you need to tell them that strategy is not working or find another therapist.

if you just ignore them completely, you're the one wasting time and money. the therapist cannot fix you like a car, no matter how much they care about you and your well-being. i'm sure you've seen plenty of people come and go at that office and if you're wondering why they've gotten better and moved on so much faster than you? it's because they put in the effort.
 
Because we kiwis aren't known for our sympathy.

On the contrary, that's what's so frustrating about Connor. Tons of people offered him really great writing/life advice and he trampled all over it. He took whatever sympathy he got, spit on it, and threw it back into the faces of those who gave it to him. I've noticed that most kiwis are generally encouraging and kind towards people who want to change. Connor is not one of those people.
 
On the contrary, that's what's so frustrating about Connor. Tons of people offered him really great writing/life advice and he trampled all over it. He took whatever sympathy he got, spit on it, and threw it back into the faces of those who gave it to him. I've noticed that most kiwis are generally encouraging and kind towards people who want to change. Connor is not one of those people.
so many people would fucking kill for the kind of support connor routinely refuses
 
It amuses me that @Connor posted AM's monologue from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream to illustrate how he feels about women.

Mostly because I feel much the same way about him.

Really? I must have missed it somewhere. What exactly did he type?

I kinda consider myself a bit of an uncultured swine when it comes to literature, but even I read/ played IHNMAIMS
 
Really? I must have missed it somewhere. What exactly did he type?

I kinda consider myself a bit of an uncultured swine when it comes to literature, but even I read/ played IHNMAIMS

@Smutley posted it in his last Wrong Planet round-up. Connor posted a video of the opening of the IHNMAIMS PC game in a thread where he complained about how much he hates women.
 
@Smutley posted it in his last Wrong Planet round-up. Connor posted a video of the opening of the IHNMAIMS PC game in a thread where he complained about how much he hates women.

I didn't post this because Connor is so witless and dull he constantly repeats himself. However he was so proud of himself for linking women to that story he went on to post about it again in another thread.

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You're like a petulant child sent to their room after a hissy fit, still mouthing off. Stop it. You hate women because you hate yourself? Such an attitude doesn't even make any sense. Just hate yourself and leave women out of it.
Personally, I think Connor might be onto something (far be it from an excuse, but it does serve as an explanation.) Resentment hurts yourself as much as it hurts others, and until he lets go of that resentment he's gonna have a much harder time loving himself as well as others. Maybe if he understood Nietzsche beyond "sucking your own dick is justified because I'm the ubermensch" and realize that his own slave morality is what's killing him, he'd be better off.

l2transvaluate, n00b
 
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You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
1.) A search of your first and last name didn't bring up the lolcow wiki or these forums.
2.) You have such a generic sounding name employers probably won't bother searching you.
3.) Stop making excuses. Tyce Andrews got a job. FUCKING TYCE GOT A JOB AND YOU CANT?!?
 
1.) A search of your first and last name didn't bring up the lolcow wiki or these forums.
2.) You have such a generic sounding name employers probably won't bother searching you.
3.) Stop making excuses. Tyce Andrews got a job. FUCKING TYCE GOT A JOB AND YOU CANT?!?

That's a good point actually. Lots of fast food restaurants make a point of hiring tards to they can get tax breaks.

Hear that Connor? You have no excuse.
 
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