Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

The recent wave of firings at Kotaku, Deadspin and Gizmodo have left Bobby Boy very upset. Bobby boy is very upset that these poor people of intelligence are losing their jobs and loathsome sub-mentals are laughing at them.

Spoiler: Learn to Code

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"It is deplorable of these troglodytes to laugh at the idea of these "thinkers and knowledge workers" getting fired!". "LMAO automation is going to to rob the obsolete mayonnaise ghouls of their jobs!". It should go without saying that if the employees at these "journalism" outlets where right-leaning, Bob would celebrating and laughing at the idea of them getting fired.

Bob: "Haha, stupid obsolete farmers and factory workers getting laid off! That's what you get for not keeping up with the times and providing an essential service!"

Also Bob: "Won't someone think of the poor pop culture clickbait journalists? If you prick them, do they not bleed?"

Yes, truly farmers, miners, and factory workers are just angry obsolete brutes doing busywork in obsolete areas to make their dicks feel big. It's completely obvious once you think about it.

Hey Bob, didn't you just have to call an obsolete dude to come unclog your terlit? I'll bet that obsolete guy with his obsolete skills and obsolete tools makes a lot more money per hour than you ever will.

Yeah, but if Drumpf hadn't been elected and held back the superior future, a robot would've been teleported into Bob's basement to take care of it better and faster.

Y'know Stalin was actually pretty good looking.

But he was a manlet.

 

[Commander X]

The self-regard these people and those journalist-adjacent people who have been defending them is something. Imagine getting upset on behalf of, like, some recently fired Deadspin cretin whose career was blogging for ten years and acting like it's a travesty this important force for truth and justice was given the heave-ho when nobody outside of Brooklyn knows or cares who this NYC yuppie trash is.

The Kotaku people were getting paid 50K a year to blog about how "this character in this game is violence against bisexual people" or something similar when a lot of people were/are just scraping by. All of these people are hacks who add nothing of value. Consider this witch:

"Yes, I am carefully noting every media person who has — and hasn’t — expressed support for Deadspin and its editorial independence."

The fact that the term "editorial independence" is being used in relation to a sports blog is all you need to know about the inflated sense of self-importance of the Extremely Online writer class, and Bob is defending the only people who have even greater senses of self-importance than himself.

 

[instythot]

The self-regard these people and those journalist-adjacent people who have been defending them is something. Imagine getting upset on behalf of, like, some recently fired Deadspin cretin whose career was blogging for ten years and acting like it's a travesty this important force for truth and justice was given the heave-ho when nobody outside of Brooklyn knows or cares who this NYC yuppie trash is.

The Kotaku people were getting paid 50K a year to blog about how "this character in this game is violence against bisexual people" or something similar when a lot of people were/are just scraping by. All of these people are hacks who add nothing of value. Consider this witch:

"Yes, I am carefully noting every media person who has — and hasn’t — expressed support for Deadspin and its editorial independence."

The fact that the term "editorial independence" is being used in relation to a sports blog is all you need to know about the inflated sense of self-importance of the Extremely Online writer class, and Bob is defending the only people who have even greater senses of self-importance than himself.

The truly baffling part to me is this: "we're a sports site. Please stick to writing articles related to sports in some way" sounds like a completely reasonable request. In fact, if I were a newspaper reporter assigned to city hall and I turned in a review of the big concert that happened last night, I would fully expect someone who gets paid more than me to say "yeah, this is a nice review, but you're a city hall reporter. I'm not running this. What do you have on city hall"... the first time I did that. If I kept doing it, I'd expect to be fired within a month.

And yet, people like Bob have been crying because they didn't get their way in 2016, so this is just one more injustice to scream about

Seriously, if it was an editorial direction about how to cover a story I would be on deadspin's side. " stay on fucking topic please" should be expected when they're turning in a bunch of non-sports stories

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Speaking of Kotaku, wonder how Escapist V2 is doing since they brought Bob back.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob still outraged that loathsome troglodytes are making fun of the now ex-Deadspin editor Barry Petchesky for being a re.tard who couldn't keep his politics out of his articles, has decided to shed some light on sports journalism and how sports is 100% political:

Spoiler: Everything is political

It appears that Bob missed the point of Barry's firing. Barry got fired because Deadspin want to be a-political and focus solely on sports and he refused follow that idea- not following company policy. But we all know the reason Bob is outraged over this is because Barry boy is a leftist and as such a person of intelligence and he should be able to shove his politics down the throats of the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls.

Also, Bob enlightens the world with another in-depth analysis of American conservatives:

Spoiler: Enlightenment

Bob:" Muh white supremacy, Christianity and bigoted mindsets are holding back my superior future! God, I hate all those evil mayonnaise ghouls! They are all iherently evil and dumb and I hope they get disenfranchised and oppressed! "

 

[instythot]

Bob still outraged that loathsome troglodytes are making fun of the now ex-Deadspin editor Barry Petchesky for being a re.tard who couldn't keep his politics out of his articles, has decided to shed some light on sports journalism and how sports is 100% political:

Spoiler: Everything is political

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It appears that Bob missed the point of Barry's firing. Barry got fired because Deadspin want to be a-political and focus solely on sports and he refused follow that idea- not following company policy. But we all know the reason Bob is outraged over this is because Barry boy is a leftist and as such a person of intelligence and he should be able to shove his politics down the throats of the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls.

Also, Bob enlightens the world with another in-depth analysis of American conservatives:

Spoiler: Enlightenment

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Bob:" Muh white supremacy, Christianity and bigoted mindsets are holding back my superior future! God, I hate all those evil mayonnaise ghouls! They are all iherently evil and dumb and I hope they get disenfranchised and oppressed! "

Not quite. The directive laid down was "write stories that are in some way related to sports" . An article about politics relating to sports, and the example verboten article Bob suggests would have been JUST FINE

The stuff they wanted to drop would include the third Google result I got when typing in "deadspin news" : "is it ok if I fuck to my friend's band"

Of course Bob failed to dig into the actual situation here, and of course he's making a fool of himself defending something that was never on the chopping block

 

[RockVolnutt]

Are Evangelicals even relevant anymore? It's something that I see others bring up and it seems like a decade out of date.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Are Evangelicals even relevant anymore? It's something that I see others bring up and it seems like a decade out of date.

They're like neo-Nazis: not so much has-beens as never-weres, only trotted out when the usual suspects need a boogeyman to oppose or a windmill to tilt at.

 

[HuskyJack]

Are Evangelicals even relevant anymore? It's something that I see others bring up and it seems like a decade out of date.

they exist out there but they just want to be left the hell alone.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob still outraged that loathsome troglodytes are making fun of the now ex-Deadspin editor Barry Petchesky for being a re.tard who couldn't keep his politics out of his articles, has decided to shed some light on sports journalism and how sports is 100% political:

Spoiler: Everything is political

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It appears that Bob missed the point of Barry's firing. Barry got fired because Deadspin want to be a-political and focus solely on sports and he refused follow that idea- not following company policy. But we all know the reason Bob is outraged over this is because Barry boy is a leftist and as such a person of intelligence and he should be able to shove his politics down the throats of the loathsome mayonnaise ghouls.

Also, Bob enlightens the world with another in-depth analysis of American conservatives:

Spoiler: Enlightenment

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Bob:" Muh white supremacy, Christianity and bigoted mindsets are holding back my superior future! God, I hate all those evil mayonnaise ghouls! They are all iherently evil and dumb and I hope they get disenfranchised and oppressed! "

Which is more political, sports or Mario?

And I can answer Jeet Heer's question with another, who the hell are you taking about? Who among the Democratic candidates has a track record of demonstrable patriotism, public services, and heroism? Joe Biden? Beto O'Rourke? You could make the argument for Tulsi Gabbard, what with her being a veteran but... Trump supporters actually seem to kind of like her right now, possibly more than her own party does. Which seems to support this "belief among some liberals and Never Trumpers"that Jeet is saying is wrong.

I have a feeling that this is probably a lead in to a lengthy crying fit by Jeet Skeet about how those awful racist Trump supporters haven't all immediately kicked him to the curb and embraced the heroic Elizabeth Warren once the 2020 election cycle began or some bullshit. Corporate neoliberals: not even once.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman? Goddamn it, that's the fucking excpetional fascist I love to laugh at. Never change, Bob

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman?

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We need to do a poll of the worst bob takes to see which one is the dumbest

 

[P5Fever]

We need to do a poll of the worst bob takes to see which one is the dumbest

What you are asking is impossible as any Bob Chipman take is the dumbest take. You cannot quantify them from least to most.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Personally I go for 'no bad tactics' as it's the one which has gone down in infamy.

The Kotaku thing is a complex for Bawb since it negates his superior future, Reminds him how expandable he really is and that he got fired from the escapist.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

We need to do a poll of the worst bob takes to see which one is the dumbest

I propose to do it in November 11th to celebrate 5 years of the thread. Let's dig his shitty takes and make a poll

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

If I had a drink for every time Bob said "societal evolution," I would have died of alcohol poisoning a long time ago.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

So, who is ready for some classic Bob "If he prays to Christ, he is gonna get the gas" Chipman? Goddamn it, that's the fucking excpetional fascist I love to laugh at. Never change, Bob

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Bob's onto something here. If you are against government healthcare you are closed off to it, but also don't have to pay into it and get to keep your private/employer health care. If you are for government health care, you have to use your MVA-like doctors visits where you take a number, wait an hour or two with your majestic POC's kids running around causing a scene, finally see your "doctor" who's sitting behind a counter, half-heartedly asking a few questions, prints you out your diagnosis, and tells you to come back in a few years, while every paycheck has a chunk of money cut out of it to pay for it all. It will make actual doctors visits much quicker.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Personally I go for 'no bad tactics' as it's the one which has gone down in infamy.

The Kotaku thing is a complex thing for Bawb since it negates his superior future, Reminds him how expandable he really is and that he got fired from the escapist.

That one is definetly for the books. But i would vote for his culinary tweets that would make Gordon Ramsay want to quit his profession after seeing such abominations being created.

Bob's onto something here. If you are against government healthcare you are closed off to it, but also don't have to pay into it and get to keep your private/employer health care. If you are for government health care, you have to use your MVA-like doctors visits where you take a number, wait an hour or two with your majestic POC's kids running around causing a scene, finally see your "doctor" who's sitting behind a counter, half-heartedly asking a few questions, prints you out your diagnosis, and tells you to come back in a few years, while every paycheck has a chunk of money cut out of it to pay for it all. It will make actual doctors visits much quicker.

People might laugh but this situation is kinda true. I got for a checkup and i got time with the doc for monday next week, then i gotta return for blood and urine analysis in another week and then another week to get the results while if i dish out some bux to a doctor i get the checkup and analysis the same day and the results in 3.

People truly don't understand that having private healthcare really helps since it keeps pressure out of social security healthcare. I don't get people that want to completely outlaw private healthcare saying giving it the same argument they use against private education.

 

[Water-T]

I guarantee you the solution to Bob's problem involves plunging, snaking, tightening or replacing a washer.

Why is Bob waiting for the plumber as an independent adult living in a basement apartment with a landlord anyway? The only way this scenario makes sense is Bob is trying to hide what he did to the toilet from chip

It's ironic that Bob shits on plumbers and other blue collar workers when his idol is a plumber.

It's more ironic that all about replacing blue collar workers with robots, when one robot can easily do his job and that of all the clickbait journalists he's crying buttery tears over.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Which is more political, sports or Mario?

And I can answer Jeet Heer's question with another, who the hell are you taking about? Who among the Democratic candidates has a track record of demonstrable patriotism, public services, and heroism? Joe Biden? Beto O'Rourke? You could make the argument for Tulsi Gabbard, what with her being a veteran but... Trump supporters actually seem to kind of like her right now, possibly more than her own party does. Which seems to support this "belief among some liberals and Never Trumpers"that Jeet is saying is wrong.

I have a feeling that this is probably a lead in to a lengthy crying fit by Jeet Skeet about how those awful racist Trump supporters haven't all immediately kicked him to the curb and embraced the heroic Elizabeth Warren once the 2020 election cycle began or some bullshit. Corporate neoliberals: not even once.

Yeah, it seems pretty clear that when it comes to Tulsi Movie Bob has the ''the friends of my enemy is my enemy'' mentality.

Although it would be funnier to tell him that he is a entitled misogynistic male chauvinist who is trying to keep a strong woman of color out of office. Especially since he would probably not even get the joke and unironically call the same person a hypocrite who probably did not support Hillary in the 20016 election.