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That reddit user is wrong (surprise), someone posted this when it was made.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-3722296
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
- Start date
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-3722296
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- Mar 9, 2018
Jacob's emotional bipolar-level of emotional instability is the primary reason why I fear for Chris. Remember, at one point, he went on an anti-Chris tirade without warning during last year, only to go back into fawning Chris not long after, also without warning.
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The garbage Sockness and chris are spewing is getting me to think that this is what you'd get if you took an aimless 4-year old's game of pretend and tried to turn it into a grand religious sermon.
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GodBEAR he is such a pointless faggot.
You'd think he'd at least come up with something special for Hallow'een since it's the time the barrier between the world of the living and dead is thinnest and all that shit, his demon summoning bullshit personona should be busting nuts all over altars of Chris and performing queer rituals of demonfaggotry or something.
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So anyone think Chris is gonna dress up as something nobody in 2019 remembers or cares about? Last year it was some girl from the smurfs and ironically if he didn't tie a sweater on his neck for a cape and clip his belt down with a paper clip like a tard Chris would look almost normal
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I want to see Sockness fistfight against Brock Lesnar as a god trial (like witch trial but less fire and more fighting)
He lost his tooth so at least he had experience getting suckerpunched
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As a homage to Jace I’d prefer he fight John Cena.
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Card to Sockness:
"October 24, 2019
To my loving Jacob, Thank You for the" Dragon's Hoard" you had sent to me. My mother is holding on to the dolphin necklace, the Lamp pin is in good placement, and the money was used for fresh food. Anyway, Everything IS Progressing a LOT Further here; I pray you feel it as you open this card. My body is finding its way into C-197. We shall be ready for Jakoba when he arrives. I will be fully upgraded & transformed.
Lots of L
VE,
Christine W. Chandler
Sonchu"
"October 24, 2019
To my loving Jacob, Thank You for the" Dragon's Hoard" you had sent to me. My mother is holding on to the dolphin necklace, the Lamp pin is in good placement, and the money was used for fresh food. Anyway, Everything IS Progressing a LOT Further here; I pray you feel it as you open this card. My body is finding its way into C-197. We shall be ready for Jakoba when he arrives. I will be fully upgraded & transformed.
Lots of L
VE, Christine W. Chandler
Sonchu"
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Clyde and BlueSpike had Chris tap dancing for them.
Idea Guy managed to convince Chris there's no such thing as a reality.
Jacob can't even manage to convince Chris to shack up with him for a night.
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When a literal 12 year old has gotten further with chris than sickness.
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Looks like someone was upset by Chris telling him he wasn't a god but merely a sorcerer.
There's always an undercurrent of dislike with Sockness's posts to Chris. It really feels like the school bully trying to befriend the idiot, only to turn on him when the idiot believes it's all true. Then again, Sockness is batshit insane so who knows?
What do we know about Sockness's mental health issues? Is he just autistic, re.tarded, or does he have other diagnoses (apart from being a fucking delusional idiot who claims to love Chris, that is)?
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It wasn't an isolated event, famalamz, nor was it relegated to last year. His stretches of "worship" last longer since senpai finally noticed him, but that shitlord routinely cycles between adoration & direct/targeted threats of grievous physical harm/rape/death.
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"October 24, 2019 ... and the money was used for fresh food."
lol, this doesn't look like fresh food to me:
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he got Chris to see him as his Sugar Daddy.
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Jacob, I know you're reading this & I don't like you but I'll throw you a bone here this once since you're not fluent in human, & Chrisshun (albeit unwittingly) has finally tapped into an actual "chick thing" with how he worded this card.
And you just got cold Friendzoned, bruh. Like Jorah Mormont of Bear Island-Style.