Indy 5 is probably going to be KK LF's last Hail Mary if Star Wars continues circling the drain.
'The Mandalorian' TV Series Spoilers: Yoda Species To Finally Get A Name
The sixth episode of “The Mandalorian” TV series will involve the Yoda species.www.ibtimes.com
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This is the most apt description of how Disney-Lucasfilm views SW. Just a lifestyle brand designed for a demographic that doesn't even exist but they desperately want it to exist. I mean for fuck's sake, their latest "big idea" was designing a luxury space battle ship/car with a german auto company without realizing that the popularity of ships in SW comes from either being designed with military influence in mind or a clunky junk-ish look. And that's without discussing the SW self-help books for men and women and the expensive as shit SW cooking supply set for rich wine moms.Worse still, to the managers within Disney this:
looks exactly the same as this:
Ironic. Since we're talking about Hollywood, an apt description might also be "jumping from adults to minors".
Aside from growing closer to Disney shit, SWTOR introduced two new alien species in their last update that never came from anything seen in SW before but follow the same design aesthetics as shit you see in Disney Wars in that they're knockoffs of pre-existing aliens but uglier and with different names.
Finally some fucking good news! Even the living disasters that are D&D realized Disney Wars was a trainwreck that was too big even for them. Only thing to top this off is the official announcement to the end of Rian's trilogy.
Really? I didn't hear anything about this. This sounds too good to be true but maybe things are finally turning arou-
Oh fuck... Spoke too soon...
Why don't you like Star Wars?
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See Porkins' Pre-Death Vacation in This 'Star Wars' Comic
Uncover history in today's 'Star Wars: Age of Rebellion Special' #1!www.marvel.com
Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.
And now all of you have to see it too because I will not suffer this shit alone
EDIT: oh....my....god.......this comic is literally the worst thing I have seen this year and I have seen a half dozen livestreams of mass murder
This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now.
OH SWEET FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRAVESTY?!'The Mandalorian' TV Series Spoilers: Yoda Species To Finally Get A Name
The sixth episode of “The Mandalorian” TV series will involve the Yoda species.
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Watching Worldclassbullshiter’s livestream last night, I can conclude that if you were to tell me eleven years ago that if you were to chose between making more money for a shitty movie and making a Star Wars movie, I’d call you a fool for choosing the former over the latter.
So they not only shit all over Biggs, an awesome and cool character who nobly sacrificed himself (seriously check out the deleted scenes and radio play of ANH, Biggs is awesome and a true blue friend) by making him an American beta male and Porkin's ambiguous lover, but they have him shit himself too? What's will all the scatological humor plaguing Disney Wars?The true horror of this shit is that once they leave the gay vacation schtick the comic gets an order of magnitude more cringy and unreadable. Like that porkins textwall in the second image....goddamn that shit is literally worse than My Immortal tier fanfics
Also I just realised that in a previously shown pic Biggs shits himself .
That is now part of the official star wars lore that Biggs Darklighter shit his britches at the beach while Porkins takes a selfie.
This is actually more painful than the fucking fart fetish book.....jesus fucking christ
Just saw this image from the Porkins and Biggs vacation comic on twitter.
Fun fact, Empire Strikes Back was a doomed movie heading for disaster. It was saved in editing, thanks to George Lucas himself.
screenrant.com
Rian Johnson May Have Screwed His Former Agent
Variety reports: Rian Johnson’s Former Agent Sues CAA Over ‘Star Wars’ Commissions Rian Johnson’s former agent filed suit against Creative Artists Agency on Monday, claiming the agency worked behin…disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com
It was called Savage Sam and it was a masterpiece compared to this endless trainwreck.
I could have sworn Yoda's species was extinct except for him, and had been for a long, long time, like hundreds of years before EP IV? And that this was mentioned somewhere or other in something that carried over to being canon in Disney SW, maybe the Clone Wars series. Or maybe I've got some imaginary headcanon?'The Mandalorian' TV Series Spoilers: Yoda Species To Finally Get A Name
The sixth episode of “The Mandalorian” TV series will involve the Yoda species.
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As long as no Jews are harmed or killed during the purges, they are allowed to try, try and try again to get it right the next time they do it.
WORSE:
Another one was in the PT iircI could have sworn Yoda's species was extinct except for him, and had been for a long, long time, like hundreds of years before EP IV? And that this was mentioned somewhere or other in something that carried over to being canon in Disney SW, maybe the Clone Wars series. Or maybe I've got some imaginary headcanon?
If Plan IX (a Star Wars story) fails I expect KK to announce her retirement in the Indy 5 press junket
If this is real and not someone just starting a frivolous suit (because face it that does happen) then holy crap this is gonna be so hilarious.
I don't remember any indication that Yoda's species was extinct, but I always thought they were rare.I could have sworn Yoda's species was extinct except for him, and had been for a long, long time, like hundreds of years before EP IV? And that this was mentioned somewhere or other in something that carried over to being canon in Disney SW, maybe the Clone Wars series. Or maybe I've got some imaginary headcanon?
