DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

> issue that effects less than 1% of people playing the game
> "HUGE OVERSIGHT"

DSP's level of self-absorption is breathtaking.

But remember he’s just the joe average gamer and he doesn’t want special attention

Real tawk. I don't think Wings is nearly as bad as Phil anymore

He’s not by a country mile, wings is just kinda a goofy sad boy now and whines about stupid shit and gets 2 worked up by his chat causing him to ban really stupid stuff.

Dark on the other hand is just the definition of slimy and dishonest, he’s greedier by far and it feels like he can’t go a week without some behind the scenes drama to scam his audience.

When wings does bad at a game he usually just beats himself down because he puts 2 much worth into how he performs in shooters, when dark does bad in a game he flys off the handle insulting the devs, the game, his viewers, any and everyone who isn’t him to protect his wounded ego

Wings tries to get pity bucks sometimes, but he usually puts on the sad act when trolls are pushing his buttons, dark puts on the sad act when the tips goal isn’t close to being hit.

It’s seriously night and day with those two, while both are pathetic for different reasons, wings still comes off as someone with a shred of humanity left in him, dave is just a walking corpse of ego and greed

 

[Prince Lotor]

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And just look at how effortlessly easy it is for him to instantaneously mute his mic at any given moment, but it's you who are the fucked-up asshole 'making fun of his involuntarily medical conditions' for asking him to conscientiously do this.

The lean-in belches and snorts are what make me wish something like this would happen to Phil. If you're going to purposely act disgusting you might as well look the part, not that anyone should do this to him though as he's already quickly deteriorating into something similar on his own

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

This is the perfect jump in to compare Wings with Phil.

Wings can field a group of either friends, or people he trusts not to troll, pretty often. Sometimes a troll will get slipped in but Wings plays it off 90% of the time, and in my opinion, the trolls usually end up looking worse than Wings does. One of the most recent Leen videos has some idiot who just screamed "brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked" over and over, thinking Wings was going to kick him, but Wings just let him repeat it for seriously 30+ seconds. It was just pathetic.

Compared to Dave, who has literally no friends and near zero people he trusts not to start saying troll things, because he lives in perpetual fear that a troll is going to be able to be able to slip in an SOS to chat that is going to make them realize they're watching a con man. Dave lives in a house of glass where he sees troll messages as nuclear powered rocks. Always fearful of the day one stray message just smashes into his home.

Welcome to banworld dood, snort!

 

[thedingledongle]

Also, don't forget...DSP is a uh...former pro fighting game player, that can be good at games when he WANTS TO. Wings typically sticks to games that he is competent at and doesn't claim to be a fucking sage of information like Phil does.

 

[TurboSwine]

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Oh the mic was off? The mic was off the whole time huh? Hellloooo....? (Sway, sway)

 

[JamFlowMan]

This schedule...man. First he has to explain in detail what daylight savings time is, then he drops the bombshell he's playing the Mario and Sonic Olympics game? He refused to play so many games this year but he'll shell out $60 for a glorified minigames collection. Maybe he has a backlog of Switch credits from Amazon, but this still blew my mind. His hard-on for Sonic has no limits.

 

[samovski]

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This schedule...man. First he has to explain in detail what daylight savings time is, then he drops the bombshell he's playing the Mario and Sonic Olympics game? He refused to play so many games this year but he'll shell out $60 for a glorified minigames collection. Maybe he has a backlog of Switch credits from Amazon, but this still blew my mind. His hard-on for Sonic has no limits.

Wait, why is he starting an hour later? Why isn't he just sticking to the normal time? That seems like such a pointless thing to do, confusing for the sake of it.

 

[Nixxit]

Wait, why is he starting an hour later? Why isn't he just sticking to the normal time? That seems like such a pointless thing to do, confusing for the sake of it.

To be fair, while Phil himself does not have any actual need to follow through with the daylight saving times, since his schedule is only self-imposed (As incredibly anal as he is about following it to the letter, even when it's a detriment), it's quite possible Khat does, since I would assume her working hours were shifted an hour. Granted, she only works part time as I understand it, but it's still probably easier for her to shift her entire day so she doesn't find herself having to eat/wake too early/late some days because of the change. So if Phil wants to align his daily schedule with Khat's (Eat together, all that), he would indeed "have" to follow DST - through no fault of his own, of course, as always.

 

[tzgnilki]

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This schedule...man. First he has to explain in detail what daylight savings time is, then he drops the bombshell he's playing the Mario and Sonic Olympics game? He refused to play so many games this year but he'll shell out $60 for a glorified minigames collection. Maybe he has a backlog of Switch credits from Amazon, but this still blew my mind. His hard-on for Sonic has no limits.

nintendo olympics has some nostalgia attached to it, same with plants vs zombie, rambo in CT and I think dave & panda played pvz together

he's trying so hard to get away from his life

 

[Comma]

This schedule...man. First he has to explain in detail what daylight savings time is

Wait, why is he starting an hour later? Why isn't he just sticking to the normal time? That seems like such a pointless thing to do, confusing for the sake of it.

He's not starting an hour later, he's just very bad at explaining DST and being confusing as fuck.

The only way he'd be "an hour later" for you, is if you forget to put your clocks back one hour (if you're in the US) OR if you're watching from (for example) the EU or another region. What he fails to understand/mention is that, for example, the EU put their clocks back an hour one week ago already. So for the past week his streams have actually been starting and ending one hour earlier for those people.

When the US and other regions switch to DST this Sunday, his streams will still be at the regular time of day, i.e. from 10:15 AM to 4 PM and from 7 PM to 9 PM, with the only difference that it's now PST instead of PDT (his timezone). It even says it right there on his own schedule:

It looks like he's addressing his EA audience, which wouldn't be confusing if he only had mentioned DST ended in the EU when it happened a week ago (though it's common sense that another timezone that hasn't changed back from DST yet will be an hour "earlier"). It's almost as if he doesn't understand DST is a worldwide thing that doesn't happen on the same day around the globe.

Again: only if someone forgets to turn back the clock (US) OR forgot to do it a week ago (EU) - which is basically impossible because that would mean they've been living an hour later than everyone else in their country for a whole fucking week - they'll be an hour early.

 

[James Smith]

> issue that effects less than 1% of people playing the game

This is a MASSIVE understatement.

Facts:

• Modern Warfare sold upwards of 100 million copies in its first two days.
• At any given time there are maybe 2,500 streamers on Twitch with more than zero viewers.

Assumptions

• every single Twitch streamer with over zero viewers is playing Modern Warfare (there are really 792) and
• an equal amount are playing live on YouTube (there are really 201) and
• an equal amount are playing live on Mixer (there are really 190) and
• every single one has trolls

The percentage of people affected by this is 0.075%.

If you take the actual streamer numbers and assume every single one has trolls the percentage of people affected by this is 0.012%.

 

[Pargon]

His hard-on for Sonic has no limits.

I've long theorized that Sonic the Hedgehog is the ultimate autism magnet in gaming. Anyone who plays or expresses appreciation for any game made after S3&K is extremely likely to have measurable mental deficiencies.

 

[harbinger]

DST ends in the US Sunday. That is all.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Phil assumes his viewers arent smart enough to change their clocks for daylight savings so he says his stream time is changed.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil assumes his viewers arent smart enough to change their clocks for daylight savings so he says his stream time is changed.

I'm pretty sure if you are watching Phil you have internet. I'm pretty sure if you have internet, your computer or phone automatically adjusts the time.

Thanks for your service Phil.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Hullo everyone! Dave's halloween stream inspired me to make some fanart.

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Absolutely love this.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Wings is a sad depressing person but DSP is just a straight up bizarre person. Especially considering DSP's relative success. He's like a moron who is one of dumbest people in world but he has a house and a wife. I saw a clip that he pronounces Dove soap as "DOAVE like dove into water"

 

[kebab4you]

Looks like the new aut-... Sonic game is a bust: https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/dqkdvp/a_word_of_warning_to_those_looking_to_buy_mario/ Wednesday seems like a salt day.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

DSP kinda looks a little bit like Richard Nixon. How Ironic.

 

[Pargon]

DSP kinda looks a little bit like Richard Nixon. How Ironic.

Especially given they share a mutual habit of insisting they are constantly above board, as well as a paranoid insistence that they have enemies everywhere.