Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Notgoodwithusernames]

So if they bring in Feige once KK is out, do you think they'll reboot the sequels and "Marvelize" Star Wars or do you think they'll still try to salvage the Disney Universe?

The ideal option would be to scrap the disney universe and bring back Legends

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Apparently, our sperging over TLJ help inspired RJ to fart out Knives Out.

Rian Johnson Says He’s Still In Talks For More ‘Star Wars’, And That Angry ‘Last Jedi’ Tweets Helped Inspire ‘Knives Out’

After Rian Johnson made Star Wars: The Last Jedi, he faced angry Star Wars fans on Twitter, including some who formed a petition to have Lucasfilm strike Johnson’s film from Star Wars canon. Johnso…

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[Owen Grady]

The ideal option would be to scrap the disney universe and bring back Legends

I’d rather they not touch Legends. It’s been said before but the one saving grace in Disney “decanonising” what came before means that they can never touch it and taint it with their own shitty additions. And anybody with fond memories of old Star Wars who hates nuWars can easily disregard anything lacking Lucas’ seal of approval as non canon in their eyes.

 

[Mola Ram]

Apparently, our sperging over TLJ help inspired RJ to fart out Knives Out.

Rian Johnson Says He’s Still In Talks For More ‘Star Wars’, And That Angry ‘Last Jedi’ Tweets Helped Inspire ‘Knives Out’

After Rian Johnson made Star Wars: The Last Jedi, he faced angry Star Wars fans on Twitter, including some who formed a petition to have Lucasfilm strike Johnson’s film from Star Wars canon. Johnso…

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I can't believe this mewling, childish cunt directed "Ozymandias."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I can't believe this mewling, childish cunt directed "Ozymandias."

This is not a perfect buddy.

I’d rather they not touch Legends. It’s been said before but the one saving grace in Disney “decanonising” what came before means that they can never touch it and taint it with their own shitty additions. And anybody with fond memories of old Star Wars who hates nuWars can easily disregard anything lacking Lucas’ seal of approval as non canon in their eyes.

Why the hell would KK retcon Legends though? Was adapting the material into their trilogy mentally challenging?

 

[CheezzyMach]

Apparently, our sperging over TLJ help inspired RJ to fart out Knives Out.

Rian Johnson Says He’s Still In Talks For More ‘Star Wars’, And That Angry ‘Last Jedi’ Tweets Helped Inspire ‘Knives Out’

After Rian Johnson made Star Wars: The Last Jedi, he faced angry Star Wars fans on Twitter, including some who formed a petition to have Lucasfilm strike Johnson’s film from Star Wars canon. Johnso…

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This man is going to be the next Uwe Boll, blaming trolls for why his career went to shit and everyone hates him.

Can't wait until he starts challenging twitter shitposters to fight him IRL.

 

[Digital Thunder]

This man is going to be the next Uwe Boll, blaming trolls for why his career went to shit and everyone hates him.

Might as well start calling him Uwe Ball while we're ahead.

Y'know.

Because his head is indistinguishable from a volleyball.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This man is going to be the next Uwe Boll, blaming trolls for why his career went to shit and everyone hates him.

Can't wait until he starts challenging twitter shitposters to fight him IRL.

That is an insult to Uwe Boll, Uwe Boll had enough self awareness to realize he was making Shitty movies.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That is an insult to Uwe Boll, Uwe Boll had enough self awareness to realize he was making Shitty movies.

Plus, at least Boll has more style than JJ.

 

[The handsome tard]

It is my sole hope that they will hire some woman to direct an SW movie - and I really hope it'll be someone purely chosen to check off a few diversity checkmarks with absolutely no consideration for her experience, portfolio or even just the faintest contemplation about her actual skills.

I want Disney to pay a shitton of money for a movie made by a nobody purely based on her gender, have them pour money into marketing to boost the movie's image and then have them realize that the audience doesn't want their shitty product just cause it was made by someone with an uterus.

Its come to a point that Disney has become so freaking rich that they can do shit like that, lose money and then learn nothing. Thats honestly quite dangerous and I dare say kind of dystopian-ish.
I love capitalism, Neo-Captalism however, no.

So if they bring in Feige once KK is out, do you think they'll reboot the sequels and "Marvelize" Star Wars or do you think they'll still try to salvage the Disney Universe?

Truly a lose-lose situation, besides,it doesnt matter, I doubt fans will be back. Why? Simple. We know Disney is being forced to change their tactic, they didnt LEARN anything, they are just being forced to change while insulting us under their breath. Had their woke tactics won, they would be all over social media, waving their dykes at us.

Apparently, our sperging over TLJ help inspired RJ to fart out Knives Out.

Rian Johnson Says He’s Still In Talks For More ‘Star Wars’, And That Angry ‘Last Jedi’ Tweets Helped Inspire ‘Knives Out’

After Rian Johnson made Star Wars: The Last Jedi, he faced angry Star Wars fans on Twitter, including some who formed a petition to have Lucasfilm strike Johnson’s film from Star Wars canon. Johnso…

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Rian Johnson is a cockroach, worse than it, in fact.
At least you can kill a cockroach by stepping on them, sadly, we cant stomp Rian Johnson and get away with it. Tho Im sure he would bleed white just like a roach
This guy literally doesnt learn his lesson or at least decides to keep his mouth shut. its going to be TEN years later and he still is saying his trilogy is happening, at least the GOT directors already made it clear their trilogy aint happening.
Johnson is like that little teacher's pet scumbag at school and college, he sucks up to the teacher while throwing his students under the bus so save himself.

 

[Adamska]

Plus, at least Boll has more style than JJ.

Is it bad to say I've rewatched House of the Dead more than I've done the Force Awakens or any of JJ's other movies? There's just something uniquely strange and entertaining about House of the Dead as a schlock film. Also its sequel is a decent B-movie IMO.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

This man is going to be the next Uwe Boll, blaming trolls for why his career went to shit and everyone hates him.

Can't wait until he starts challenging twitter shitposters to fight him IRL.

Woah you nerds are way out of your league on this one.

Uwe made some movies that are legitimately good, like Rampage, Postal and Tunnel Rats.

He made some movies that are at least decent, like Assault on Wall Street.

Also all the "bad" movies that Uwe Boll made (the video game shit), like Bloodrayne, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Dungeon Siege etc., are still way less dumb and less insulting than the pathetic Soy Wars crap.

 

[The handsome tard]

Is it bad to say I've rewatched House of the Dead more than I've done the Force Awakens or any of JJ's other movies? There's just something uniquely strange and entertaining about House of the Dead as a schlock film. Also its sequel is a decent B-movie IMO.

Bitch, I have watched the blu-ray of The ROOM more times than any of the Disney Star Wars movies, the only one that gets any true enjoyment out of me is Rogue One and even then, its highly optional in my marathons if I feel like skipping straight to Ep 4 after 3

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know since we have generally speculated about various ultra cringy one-liners that might be in the finished product, from "we must destroy wyte's supremacy" to all the possible "rey sends a message to the galaxy and beyond to #resist" combinations...has anyone else considered that the line of infamy in this movie might actually be "The fOrCE is fEmAle"?

Think about it, its during the ending Korra beam struggle where Palpatine is cackling about how he has super duper won and he is now the force incarnate....and then rey speaks with the voice of every Jedi and says something on the cringe-tier of "no....the force....IS FEEEMAAALE!" before obliterating him forever

It aint like this is a downgrade from the writing seen before in the ST, and compared to nu-EU shit like the Porkins comic back a few pages it is positively restrained. And given the egos and obsession with "FUCK YEW NURDBROS FOR REJECTING OUR SLOP!" schtick at lucasfilm, is it really too much to believe that they will leave a line like this in the finished product?

Seriously. I legit think if this isnt the line then it will be Rey looking straight at the camera and saying nigger "I AM THE FORCE!" at some point during the film.

 

[Jaimas]

Is it bad to say I've rewatched House of the Dead more than I've done the Force Awakens or any of JJ's other movies? There's just something uniquely strange and entertaining about House of the Dead as a schlock film. Also its sequel is a decent B-movie IMO.

"So bad it's fascinating" is a thing, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more fascinating test-case than Uwe Boll movies.

 

[BrunoMattei]

"So bad it's fascinating" is a thing, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more fascinating test-case than Uwe Boll movies.

Uwe Boll made a couple of good movies though. Check out Rampage, Assault on Wall Street, Postal, and some like Darfur and Tunnel Rats.

 

[Jaimas]

Uwe Boll made a couple of good movies though. Check out Rampage, Assault on Wall Street, Postal, and some like Darfur and Tunnel Rats.

I know he can make decent films. The thing is, I watch him to laugh at his fuck-ups.

My favorite of his shitty flicks is Alone in the Dark. It's a complete botch from beginning to end and fucks up with such clockwork regularity that it can give me something to laugh at in every scene. From cars fixing themselves and changing license plates between shots to an obviously dead character get up because the editor was a tard and didn't cut a quarter of a second earlier, it's just a masterclass of entertainingly bad filmmaking.

That said, Tunnel Rats I found shockingly enjoyable.

 

[Antipathy]

Ya know since we have generally speculated about various ultra cringy one-liners that might be in the finished product, from "we must destroy wyte's supremacy" to all the possible "rey sends a message to the galaxy and beyond to #resist" combinations...has anyone else considered that the line of infamy in this movie might actually be "The fOrCE is fEmAle"?

Think about it, its during the ending Korra beam struggle where Palpatine is cackling about how he has super duper won and he is now the force incarnate....and then rey speaks with the voice of every Jedi and says something on the cringe-tier of "no....the force....IS FEEEMAAALE!" before obliterating him forever

It aint like this is a downgrade from the writing seen before in the ST, and compared to nu-EU shit like the Porkins comic back a few pages it is positively restrained. And given the egos and obsession with "FUCK YEW NURDBROS FOR REJECTING OUR SLOP!" schtick at lucasfilm, is it really too much to believe that they will leave a line like this in the finished product?

Seriously. I legit think if this isnt the line then it will be Rey looking straight at the camera and saying nigger "I AM THE FORCE!" at some point during the film.

That's entertainingly bad, something that I sincerely doubt will happen. I think they'll stick with insufferable Mary Sues for the Force Is Female bullshit, maybe have Rey go "I am one with the Force now Trump Palpatine!" At best.

Either way, no. There won't be anything that blatant and overt. Just TLJ tier, maybe a little worse.

Nothing to look forwards to. Don't go.

 

[Zaryiu]

You left out the part where he has to explain where the fuck Palpatine came from again, or would that count towards the Mystery box total?

Also, why bring up DC? I thought Abrams was fucking up Spider-Man in comic form, next? Oh dear god, he's not being brought into 'fix' the DCU next, is he? Is he gonna make a dozen Joker rip-offs?

Unrelated to Star Wars but Joker shouldn't have any sequels, IF they do make new movies it should be anthologies

 

[friedshrimp]

oh boy can't wait to see the skit filled madness of Doug's Review like the one he did last time...