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Wow, I had no idea that was Frank O'Connor. That's pretty sad.

Yup, Stinkles has been posting since NeoGAF and most of his rants on GAF and now Resetera end up being very autistic. Halo is in bad hands.

🚨 Important Update! I repeat, important update! 🚨

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We're getting Isamu Fukui's army ready now, Contrapoints MUST die ASAP! Someone get Gabe running the Steam store-wide 41% off sale!

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Not only that, CONTRAPOINTS is literally CANDACE OWENS and ALT-RIGHT!

I'm outside right now howling at the moon hoping Isamu can get that 41% membership done before the weekend finishes. Work hard Fukui, I believe in you.

Excelsiorlef is going fucking crazy as well. I can't handle all of this. Resetera needs Contrapoints gone right now. The internet is unsafe to use until Isamu sorts this out.

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It only takes 7 seconds to show your support! Kiwifarms, do your thing! 7 seconds! That's all I ask!

7 seconds versus being forced to join the 41% club by the unhinged angry mob you thought liked you. Contra, it should have been an easy decision. Maybe you should have taken that advice Contra.

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Up until a few months ago Nyk was touted as the ultimate olt roit destroyer by both his cult and the media (and still is by the media to an extent) but now an increasing amount of his cult members on Resetera and elsewhere are turning against him and accusing him of pandering to the alt right. To use a Swenglish proverb: "it goes fast in hockey" :story:
 
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Yikes, a world-first exclusive. No need to dox! Excelsiorlef confirms an age of... 35.

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35 and you've been howling on Resetera for almost 40,000 posts. Even for all the autists on Kiwifarms, myself included, that is... sad.

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Contrapoint's pastebin is quite telling. This is the part where it gets good:

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tldr: "I don't want to get harassed by insane people. The way these vultures have bullied me is now making me question everything"

I hope excelsiorlef is feeling good about himself now. Contraipoints is about to go 41% so his goal is fulfilled.


"Kiwifarms says I'm an ugly troon. But what if I'm the only troon?"

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Contrapoint's pastebin is quite telling. This is the part where it gets good:

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tldr: "I don't want to get harassed by insane people. The way these vultures have bullied me is now making me question everything"

I hope excelsiorlef is feeling good about himself now. Contraipoints is about go 41% so his goal is fulfilled.


"Kiwifarms says I'm an ugly troon. But what if I'm the only troon?"

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He's definitely buckling under the pressure, excel and the other freaks will be spoiling to give the push needed for contra to either quit and do something better with his time other than crossdressing and posting cringe, or (and this is what they're aiming for) make him go 41%.
 
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Yikes, a world-first exclusive. No need to dox! Excelsiorlef confirms an age of... 35.

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35 and you've been howling on Resetera for almost 40,000 posts. Even for all the autists on Kiwifarms, myself included, that is... sad.

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With an age of 35 excelsiorlef averages at 3.1 posts/day since the day he got shat out of his mother's asshole. On a website that has been around for 2 years. :stress:
 
He's definitely buckling under the pressure, excel and the other freaks will be spoiling to give the push needed for contra to either quit (and do something better with his time other than crossdressing and posting cringe, or (and this is what they're aiming for) make him go 41%.

And the rest of the world gets to see how savage these people are when it comes to eating their own. Resetera already has a better body count than the Farms but they're in a frenzy for more due to how big a target ContraPoints is.

This will seriously hurt the LGBT movement and make the troons look even crazier than they already do. They never think these things through when they get a sniff of wrong-think. It's like wolves smelling blood and going in for the kill. Get that 41% off Steam sale running Gabe!

Excelsiorlef is a one man wrecking ball to increase troon dislike over 9000%.
 
With an age of 35 excelsiorlef averages at 3.1 posts/day since the day he got shat out of his mother's asshole. On a website that has been around for 2 years.
I just checked. excelsiorlef posted on NeoGAF from September 20, 2014 to October 2017 a total of 32,454 times. And now on ResetEra from October 25, 2017 to today a total of 39,739 times. I'm going to give her a "bonus" and not bother to edit out the period between GAF going down and Era starting up, so she's getting possibly around an extra ten days here.

72,193 / 1869 days = 38.6 posts per day.

For "5 years, 1 month, 13 days excluding the end date. Or 61 month, 13 days excluding the end date."

From age 30-35.

edit: IIRC, benjipwns on The Bore has calculated her posts per day a few times in the past (along with Slayven and others, including the admins who were like 1-3 per day) and during Era's first year she was posting like 80 times a day and it was still over 60 a day well into 2018.

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holy shit the best era cow crossover ever
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Thanks for the tip, I was looking at the various 2019 elections and discovered that wrestler Booker T apparently thinks he's running for mayor of Houston but has failed to file his paperwork so isn't actually on the ballot lol

edit: he is just the best:
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Thanks for the tip, I was looking at the various 2019 elections and discovered that wrestler Booker T apparently thinks he's running for mayor of Houston but has failed to file his paperwork so isn't actually on the ballot lol

edit: he is just the best:
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"I'll be honest, Hobbes, freelance games journalist, knows fuck all about anything."

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Oddish1 "The left uses SJW to describe themselves"

Kyuuji "NO THEY DON'T, ONLY NAZIS SAY SJW"

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Menome "It's in my Twitter bio."

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Checks out, but...

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It's always the same. Why is it always the same with this fucking forum?

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None of us are calling you Nazis, we're just pointing out your bloodlust has you in a frenzy to get ContraPoints joining the 41% club asap. Wrong-think or asking questions will not be tolerated, you conform or you die.

The damage the non-binaries are doing to the troon movement is hilarious. A far more destructive weapon than anything the Farms could even aspire to be. Salute to the NB's, keep destroying "your" movement

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In funnier news, Morrigan and her incel army are triggered again.
 
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Frank O'Connor, lead director of Halo at 343i, has been banned for 1 week for Jew jokes.

I present, The Kike Runner, directed by Stinkles aka Frank O'Connor


Yikes. And I thought Halo was a progressive franchise now with Frank at the helm. Microsoft must be ashamed of their employee right now.

Big yikes at this antisemitism. How could Microsoft employ such a Nazi?
 
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Oddish1 "The left uses SJW to describe themselves"

Kyuuji "NO THEY DON'T, ONLY NAZIS SAY SJW"

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Menome "It's in my Twitter bio."

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Checks out, but...

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It's always the same. Why is it always the same with this fucking forum?

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None of us are calling you Nazis, we're just pointing out your bloodlust has you in a frenzy to get ContraPoints joining the 41% club asap. Wrong-think or asking questions will not be tolerated, you conform or you die.

The damage the non-binaries are doing to the troon movement is hilarious. A far more destructive weapon than anything the Farms could even aspire to be. Salute to the NB's, keep destroying "your" movement

:semperfidelis:

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In funnier news, Morrigan and her incel army are triggered again.

Alice. I swear 75% of troons want to be called Alice. "Look at me I'm totally feminine over here"
That name got ruined.
 
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Oddish1 "The left uses SJW to describe themselves"

Kyuuji "NO THEY DON'T, ONLY NAZIS SAY SJW"

....

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Menome "It's in my Twitter bio."

...

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Checks out, but...

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It's always the same. Why is it always the same with this fucking forum?

:story:

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None of us are calling you Nazis, we're just pointing out your bloodlust has you in a frenzy to get ContraPoints joining the 41% club asap. Wrong-think or asking questions will not be tolerated, you conform or you die.

The damage the non-binaries are doing to the troon movement is hilarious. A far more destructive weapon than anything the Farms could even aspire to be. Salute to the NB's, keep destroying "your" movement

:semperfidelis:

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In funnier news, Morrigan and her incel army are triggered again.
LOL they are whining cuz Hilde doesn't look like a tomboy anymore, and she has a tit plate now. That's a warcrime in REE. SC getting canceled soon.

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