NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[MichaelScott]

What happens if I told you the reason Resetera all want a male looking woman for representation is because they are all men?

Actually I was thinking about it. But my theory is that they don't like feminine looking woman cuz their own insecurities. I mean, there are troons that can pass like a woman, non of them are on resetera. Lets be real, non of these unhinge will ever resemble to a woman and that drive them crazy.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I just checked. excelsiorlef posted on NeoGAF from September 20, 2014 to October 2017 a total of 32,454 times. And now on ResetEra from October 25, 2017 to today a total of 39,739 times. I'm going to give her a "bonus" and not bother to edit out the period between GAF going down and Era starting up, so she's getting possibly around an extra ten days here.

72,193 / 1869 days = 38.6 posts per day.

For "5 years, 1 month, 13 days excluding the end date. Or 61 month, 13 days excluding the end date."

From age 30-35.

edit: IIRC, benjipwns on The Bore has calculated her posts per day a few times in the past (along with Slayven and others, including the admins who were like 1-3 per day) and during Era's first year she was posting like 80 times a day and it was still over 60 a day well into 2018.

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holy shit the best era cow crossover ever
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Excelsiorlef and Jake Alley have probably produced more rapid-fire SocJus sperging than all of the other cows on this site combined. Imagine feeding their entire corpus of posts to an AI.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Excelsiorlef and Jake Alley have probably produced more rapid-fire SocJus sperging than all of the other cows on this site combined. Imagine feeding their entire corpus of posts to an AI.

Sometimes I think excelsiorlef is an AI programmed by Russia to cause everyone with internet access to hate troons

But we do have some photo evidence



It's like when someone once asked is there a NeoGAF moderator who eats children? Yes, there was, his name was Besada

 

[Munchingonfish]

LOL they are whining cuz Hilde doesn't look like a tomboy anymore, and she has a tit plate now. That's a warcrime in REE. SC getting canceled soon.

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Ivy's big boobs already had them mad at SC.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

 

[Denmark Mafia]

The Contrapoints thread is an atomic dumpster fire. They keep eating their own:

That shit is too fucking autistic even for me.

"LESBIAN"

 

[Spunt]

So black people can say "nigger" or gay people can say "queer" or "faggot" and it's a stunning and brave reclamation of a slur, but if a tranny makes tranny jokes they're ultra-Hitler and should be encouraged to join the 41% forthwith?

History shows that being oppressed makes minorities tougher. These people on the other hand are getting more and more fragile. It's almost as if there's something fundamentally different between tucute trannies and other minority groups...

 

[DriveByTrolling]

The Contrapoints thread is an atomic dumpster fire. They keep eating their own:

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That shit is too fucking autistic even for me.


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"LESBIAN"

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You missed this from FeistyBoots

Contrapoints - Opulence

Anthony DellaRosa completely nailed why Contra's "explanation" was so shitty, and I don't have much to add that wasn't already addressed in this thread many times. I do feel very dissapointed and saddened by this whole thing specifically because of how I don't trust a lot of leftubers anymore...

www.resetera.com

My new favorite account.

They want people dead in that topic. Until Lindsay Ellis is six feet under FeistyBoots is going to be howling at the moon.

"Remember, there's no such thing as an ally, kill everyone." - Isamu Fukui, 2019.

 

[SilkGnut]

Alice. I swear 75% of troons want to be called Alice. "Look at me I'm totally feminine over here"
That name got ruined.

It's a tribute to the guard from Superjail! That seems perfect to me, eh?

 

[Remoulade on Bourbon St]

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It's like when someone once asked is there a NeoGAF moderator who eats children? Yes, there was, his name was Besada

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You rang?

 

[Ververg]

Now that it's November, NaNoWriMo is happening, and the master writers of resetera are all tapping away at their own works! With all their skill in criticism, surely they'll have the be--

But that's just one story, how about someone from the women criticise thread, someone like...

What a powerful empowering tale, BDS! Wow!

Guess only one of the personalities is doing the writing while the others oppress each other or some shit.

I don't actually give a shit about this guy but his synopsis seems strangely familiar...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The evil leader of the Republic, Ronald Brump, will stop at nothing to prevent Valeria from obtaining the power that will bring peace to the galaxy: switching genders at will.

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I don't actually give a shit about this guy but his synopsis seems strangely familiar...

This faggot wrote his own cover blurb. "Wickedly funny and quietly moving!" says the North Saskatchewan Gazette.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I may be an edgy /pol/fag on my worst days but I don't start many of my tales with, "The Nig'Ar tribe had nearly overrun the beautiful white ethnostate of Adolphia" and go on to explain how Earth had been overtaken by the evil Yids and their Mudslime army.

I'm not scholar but I do have respect for the written word, and this is one of those "laughing my ass off but also gritting my teeth" moments.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And new F2P game, guess the Sensitive Thread!

Spoiler

Bloomberg: Nancy Pelosi Is Worried 2020 Candidates Are on Wrong Track

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is issuing a pointed message to Democrats running for president in 2020: Those liberal ideas that fire up the party’s base are a big loser when it comes to beating President Donald Trump. Proposals pushed by Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders like Medicare for All and a...

www.resetera.com

 

[AnOminous]

We are about to reach 1,000 pages of this shithole of a site, Isamu Fukui's madhouse.

Still known as PedoEra.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

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And new F2P game, guess the Sensitive Thread!
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Spoiler

Bloomberg: Nancy Pelosi Is Worried 2020 Candidates Are on Wrong Track

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is issuing a pointed message to Democrats running for president in 2020: Those liberal ideas that fire up the party’s base are a big loser when it comes to beating President Donald Trump. Proposals pushed by Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders like Medicare for All and a...

www.resetera.com

lmfao how is this a permaban? Soyboy is "alt-right"

You missed this from FeistyBoots

Contrapoints - Opulence

Anthony DellaRosa completely nailed why Contra's "explanation" was so shitty, and I don't have much to add that wasn't already addressed in this thread many times. I do feel very dissapointed and saddened by this whole thing specifically because of how I don't trust a lot of leftubers anymore...

www.resetera.com

My new favorite account.

They want people dead in that topic. Until Lindsay Ellis is six feet under FeistyBoots is going to be howling at the moon.

"Remember, there's no such thing as an ally, kill everyone." - Isamu Fukui, 2019.

You and me brother. FeistyBoots is a fucking legend. Somehow that troon is reaching excelsiorlef levels of toxicity I don't know how he does it.

Lindsay Ellis tried to mock Attack Helicopter jokes. She needs to join Contrapoints in the gulag. Glass them now. Isamu Fukui is preparing a 41% Era Clear sale as we speak.

Now that it's November, NaNoWriMo is happening, and the master writers of resetera are all tapping away at their own works! With all their skill in criticism, surely they'll have the be--
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But that's just one story, how about someone from the women criticise thread, someone like...
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What a powerful empowering tale, BDS! Wow!

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Guess only one of the personalities is doing the writing while the others oppress each other or some shit.

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I don't actually give a shit about this guy but his synopsis seems strangely familiar...

BDS story got me. Should include a quest to come to terms with your true identity (gender) in an oppressive society though. As it stands it's pretty transphobic.

Also this is the most run of the mill weeb shit I've ever seen. They all hate JRPGs and Japan but try to copypasta every JRPG story in existence.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Now that it's November, NaNoWriMo is happening, and the master writers of resetera are all tapping away at their own works! With all their skill in criticism, surely they'll have the be--
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But that's just one story, how about someone from the women criticise thread, someone like...
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What a powerful empowering tale, BDS! Wow!

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Guess only one of the personalities is doing the writing while the others oppress each other or some shit.

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I don't actually give a shit about this guy but his synopsis seems strangely familiar...

Someone autistic as fuck should do the Resetera story and write a few thousand words about how the non-binaries are savagely killing the troons by the orders of the Chinese dictator Isamu Fukui.

Besada even got his own story narrated

Besada on Bourbon Street

"I walked into Remoulade on Bourbon Street tonight and thought of you fellas. A table full of gorgeous women, every shade from cafe au lait to deep mocha. Al...

www.youtube.com

We are about to reach 1,000 pages of this shithole of a site, Isamu Fukui's madhouse.

Still known as PedoEra.
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That dictator is making a killing, both literally and figuratively ($$$) from herding insane people to the one place and watching them fight.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Resetera hates video shitting on last Jedi. Claims video calls Tran "the yellow bitch"


Creator of said video registers account and points out that in fact he never said anything like that. Since it's a video on YouTube any retarded can confirm he's correct.


Ends as you might expect. Where no racism exists... Just make it up!!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Resetera hates video shitting on last Jedi. Claims video calls Tran "the yellow bitch"
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Creator of said video registers account and points out that in fact he never said anything like that. Since it's a video on YouTube any exceptional can confirm he's correct.
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Ends as you might expect. Where no racism exists... Just make it up!!
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VITO #TeamCornfield on Twitter

“Finally got a ResetEra account. I give it a day before I'm banned for mansplaining.”

www.twitter.com

Just when you think this shithole couldn't sink any lower.

Isamu Fukui is an abomination to the human race.

Fuck the fandom menace/right wing reactionary fandom bullshit that plagues Youtube and infests movie discussion

These kind of fandom & reactions have always been around. It’s just their social media makes it easier to boost the message

www.resetera.com

Cheebo has a fucking shill meltdown protecting his beloved Star Wars/Disney. Along with Nepenthe, I think Cheebo is the one other poster I can't just laugh at, but I seriously dislike as well

McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook fired over consenual relationship with an employee.

Either he was asked to step down and refused or enough people hated him that they could kick him out. When was the last time a CEO was just booted

resetera.com

McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook fired over consenual relationship with an employee.

CNN: McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook is out for 'consensual relationship with an employee'. https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/03/business/mcdonalds-ceo-steve-easterbrook-steps-down/index.html Easterbrook, who became CEO in 2015, "demonstrated poor judgment involving a recent consensual relationship...

resetera.com

No harmless jokes about a McDonald's CEO allowed.

Looks like page 1000 will be a winner with deranged lunacy and Chinese authoritarianism.

 

[Trober]

Resetera hates video shitting on last Jedi. Claims video calls Tran "the yellow bitch"
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Creator of said video registers account and points out that in fact he never said anything like that. Since it's a video on YouTube any exceptional can confirm he's correct.
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Ends as you might expect. Where no racism exists... Just make it up!!
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I went through that whole Thread and Jesus that Cheebo person is insane. It was like constant goal post shifting. He even offers to paypal money to them for evidence and they reply with another I have tons of evidence but first why don't you answer these stupid questions . At no point is there any evidence of the claims made at all. Eventually after the ban they lay into the stereotypical, I was right everyone that judges woke culture is an incel.