Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Ido]

Spoiler: SCORBUNNY EVOS

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Spoiler: SCORBUNNY EVOS

Honestly, I like him (Especially the second stage). Sure, some find the anthro thing off-putting, but scorbunny was running around on two legs already. It was pretty Inevitable.

 

[Love Machine]

Honestly, I like him

>him

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Out of all the starters Grookey's looks the coolest in my opinion. If I had the games and he was my starter, I would name him Donkey Kong or DK for short.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I was originally going to get Grookey, but now I'm leaning more towards Scorbunny now. I'm in the minority thinking that the final evo looks goofy. I like final evo the smug rabbit more.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I was kinda turned off by the first leak of Sobble’s evo but the finger-gun pic has me convinced.

The Rolycoly evos are so fuckin’ ugly, though. The cartoon eyes and coal-pile hairdo are just ridiculous.

 

[CausticMinory]

If Sobbles final Evo gimmick is it shoots water out its fingers like fucking Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho I'm day oneing this game.
It gives a new meaning to water gun too.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Once again, GF's arrogance in keeping secrecy is their downfall. Shops dont give a shit, they got money to make.

 

[haudi]

Spoiler: Arrokuda and Baraskewda

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Spoiler: Blipbug, Dottler and Orbeetle (Oh christ what the fuck)

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Spoiler: Skwovet and Greedunt

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Spoiler: Galarian Stunfisk (Not even joking)

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Spoiler: Snom and Frosmoth ( <3 )

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Spoiler: Build-a-Fossilmon

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Thats all for now.

God I find Orbeetle's design so interesting and Dottler gives me D20 vibes. And Frosmoth is a cutie

Edit: Corrected Frosmoth's name

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

God I find Orbeetle's design so interesting and Dottler gives me D20 vibes.

Roll your bug for damage.

 

[Archeops]

More leaks courtesy of /vp/...

Spoiler: Alcremie Pre-Evo

Name is Milcery, Fairy-type.

Spoiler: Galarian Corsola

Galarian Corsola, is a Ghost-type instead of being Rock/Water.

Spoiler: Galarian Corsola Evolution

Pokemon’s name is Cursola, still Ghost-type.

Alcremie’s pre-evo was expected due to the Dynamax app’s filenames but the Galarian Corsola stuff is new.

EDIT: Leaker posted Dreadnaw’s pre-evo.

Spoiler: Dreadnaw Pre-Evo

Name’s Chewtle, it’s pure Water-type.

 

[Polyboros2]

More leaks courtesy of /vp/...

Spoiler: Alcremie Pre-Evo

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Name is Milcery, Fairy-type.

Spoiler: Galarian Corsola

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Galarian Corsola, is a Ghost-type instead of being Rock/Water.

Spoiler: Galarian Corsola Evolution

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Pokemon’s name is Cursola, still Ghost-type.

Alcremie’s pre-evo was expected due to the Dynamax app’s filenames but the Galarian Corsola stuff is new.

EDIT: Leaker posted Dreadnaw’s pre-evo.

Spoiler: Dreadnaw Pre-Evo

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Name’s Chewtle, it’s pure Water-type.

Corsola being a sad dying Coral reef that evolves into the ghost of a dead Coral reef just hits me right in the feels.

Also, can everyone leave my secret agent boi alone and bully Chewtle as the worst water type ever?

 

[Love Machine]

I cant believe corsola is dead bros.

Corsola being a sad dying Coral reef that evolves into the ghost of a dead Coral reef just hits me right in the feels.

Also, can everyone leave my secret agent boi alone and bully Chewtle as the worst water type ever?

Technically its also representation of a corals life cycle, a brand new polup! but yes since its bleached its also a dead coral.

 

[Sable]

Also, can everyone leave my secret agent boi alone and bully Chewtle as the worst water type ever?

No because Luvdisc.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

No because Luvdisc.

You can at least grind it for heart scales. Wait, move relearning doesn't need it now, never mind.

 

[Polyboros2]

You can at least grind it for heart scales. Wait, move relearning doesn't need it now, never mind.

I'm hoping they get repurposed for a more exclusive use, switching abilities, including to hidden.

 

[Sangria]

Apparently Galarian Corsola's evolution is named... Cursola. Dumbest fucking name ever. Both are mono-Ghost, which is also kinda lame.
Name and typing aside, I like the concept behind the two, and I'm glad that they not only gave what was a worthless mon a little love, but also did something interesting with the evo's design.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Apparently Galarian Corsola's evolution is named... Cursola. Dumbest fucking name ever. Both are mono-Ghost, which is also kinda lame.

The name's pretty on par with pokemon names. As for the typing, it's dead coral. Coral that either has made no contact with water for a while or has no access to clean water. Besides, pure ghost typing is pretty sweet seeing as it only has two weaknesses (with them being Dark and the ghost type itself). Even better if the ghost mon is bulky.

 

[Sangria]

The name's pretty on par with pokemon names. As for the typing, it's dead coral. Coral that either has made no contact with water for a while or has no access to clean water. Besides, pure ghost typing is pretty sweet seeing as it only has two weaknesses (with them being Dark and the ghost type itself). Even better if the ghost mon is bulky.

I guess my main issue is that it's just a letter swap of another Pokemon's name, but I'm probably over-exaggerating.
And yeah, I agree that Ghost is probably the best typing for it competitively, especially since Ghost/Rock, which is what I've seen most people clamor for, would be a death knell for it (rock really does ruin everything it touches...). Still, mono-Ghost just feels kinda uninteresting...

 

[Love Machine]

It's a lil baby centiscortch