Twitter 11/3 - Sockness manipulating Chris to trust only him; Chris turns against Null

Old Chris: DAMN YOU NULL AKA JOSH AKA DEMONIC TROLL U WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

New Chris: I visited the spirit world and after a hot rim job session with Magi-Chan I have determined that Null is demonic entity from world 253-A and bent on corrupting my heart aura.

Future Chris: * Incoherent Screeching from a padded room.*
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Old Chris: DAMN YOU NULL AKA JOSH AKA DEMONIC TROLL U WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

New Chris: I visited the spirit world and after a hot rim job session with Magi-Chan I have determined that Null is demonic entity from world 253-A and bent on corrupting my heart aura.

Future Chris: * Incoherent Screeching from a padded room.*
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I still believe some white knight is going to house him and keep him as a pet.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
B-But... Chris confirmed that Null was trustworthy back in the day!! Stan Smith from American Dad told him so!! (True fact. Uh, I mean, true fact that Chris claimed that nonsense).
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It was Jakoba talking through Stan Smith, d'oh.

I'd love to hear what Chris would say about this tbh. He'd probably block anyone asking, though.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
"defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba."

Chris is shitting himself and doing nothing about the rifts between his enablers, wanting everyone to just get along.
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This is what keeps Chris from being a Schizophrenic. True psychotics would go all-in. He's still afraid to lose friends, despite outright trashing this MKR person and siding with the world's dumbest Carebear and S&S who are probably just one guy.
 
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atlanta said:
This is what keeps Chris from being a Schizophrenic. True psychotics would go all-in. He's still afraid to lose friends, despite outright trashing this MKR person and siding with the world's dumbest Carebear and S&S who are probably just one guy.
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I disagree, he isnt afraid of losing friends, he is afraid of losing enablers and allies in his Dimensional Merge bullcrap. Friends help each other, mess with each other, spend time with each other, Chris just uses them until its convinent for him to move on to the other, just like a toy.
 
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atlanta said:
This is what keeps Chris from being a Schizophrenic. True psychotics would go all-in. He's still afraid to lose friends, despite outright trashing this MKR person and siding with the world's dumbest Carebear and S&S who are probably just one guy.
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He went all in when he cut his taint open.

No, Chris is genuinely insane. This is why people should quit getting offended and accusing Chris of "abandoning" null. Chris isn't abandoning shit. He's literally insane and he's being manipulated by people.

I guarantee you, if Jacob Sockness wanted Chris to cut off a body part to enable the merge (with the promise that the merge would give him some new, magic body part), he could get Chris to do it. The only thing keeping Jacob from doing that is that he realizes he probably can't rape Chris if he dies from blood loss.

Of course, all this aside, Chris still isn't a good person. It's not like he wouldn't ditch his friends for stupid reasons. But by now, just saying, we're way past "stupid" at this point. Chris is balls deep in crazytown.
 
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Marvin said:
He went all in when he cut his taint open.

No, Chris is genuinely insane. This is why people should quit getting offended and accusing Chris of "abandoning" null. Chris isn't abandoning shit. He's literally insane and he's being manipulated by people.

I guarantee you, if Jacob Sockness wanted Chris to cut off a body part to enable the merge (with the promise that the merge would give him some new, magic body part), he could get Chris to do it. The only thing keeping Jacob from doing that is that he realizes he probably can't rape Chris if he dies from blood loss.

Of course, all this aside, Chris still isn't a good person. It's not like he wouldn't ditch his friends for stupid reasons. But by now, just saying, we're way past "stupid" at this point. Chris is balls deep in crazytown.
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Who knew winning a sweepstakes could make you insane.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
"defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba."

Chris is shitting himself and doing nothing about the rifts between his enablers, wanting everyone to just get along.
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Is it possible that Chris was convinced that Null is Clyde Cash?
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Marvin said:
He went all in when he cut his taint open. No, Chris is genuinely insane...
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Could also be explained by him being a complete moron, in addition to his other wonderful traits.

The difference between 'insane' and 'so stupid that you think a vagina can grow between your dick and your asshole" might be philosophical but I still think it's there.

I don't really think that he's hearing or seeing all the bullshit imaginationland stuff he says he does, for example... although it's impossible for me to know. Maybe someone can tie him up and put him in for an FMRI...
 
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Marvin said:
No, Chris is genuinely insane. This is why people should quit getting offended and accusing Chris of "abandoning" null. Chris isn't abandoning shit. He's literally insane and he's being manipulated by people.
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Chris doesn't have any loyalties to himself and his parents, and his loyalty to his parents is waning. To me, if Chris is a legal adult in the eyes of society, he should be held to the same standard. It's not everyone else's fault he's retarded.
 
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No Exit said:
At this point I hope it happens. I'm actually confused why people are still trying to help Chris. Almost every troll he's had has tried to pass some kind of life lesson or wisdom through mistake onto him after their fun and he just doesn't listen.
He's headed for homelessness after Barb dies and whatever sympathy help and money he'll squeeze out of it, and it's going to be well deserved at that point. He defiantly refuses to see reality and only hitting absolute rock bottom has a chance to snap him out of it at this point but even then I still find it unlikely.
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He'll still be spending the money he gets from donations on pokemon and lego in the homeless shelter.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
Could also be explained by him being a complete moron, in addition to his other wonderful traits.

The difference between 'insane' and 'so stupid that you think a vagina can grow between your dick and your asshole" might be philosophical but I still think it's there.

I don't really think that he's hearing or seeing all the bullshit imaginationland stuff he says he does, for example... although it's impossible for me to know. Maybe someone can tie him up and put him in for an FMRI...
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No, I don't think it's mere stupidity. I think Chris' handle on reality is nonexistent.

I explained it in another thread, but I'll repeat it here:

Some people think that Chris cutting his taint open was him being a dumbass, but they ultimately think it was just a drunk, spur-of-the-moment thing. Someone said "you're not a real woman" and Chris was like "I'll show you a real woman :mad: " and grabbed the knife.

The reason why I don't believe that, and why I think it goes deeper, is because Chris had been rambling about his vagina growing in for at least a month, if not longer. He claimed to feel a lump in his crotch that he believed was his clitoris. He's incredibly dumb, and gullible, and little signs like that, signs that he's right, they go straight to his head.

Chris really did believe he had a vagina growing in.

In fact, I think he still believes it. He just thinks that maybe it needs more time to ripen or something. ( 🤢 )

I think Chris has reached a level of stupid where reality doesn't matter. I don't think Chris is mentally capable of picking apart reality from fiction. I think he's diagnosable with something.

When Chris tips that rock or crystal or whatever in his hand and it falls forward, I think Chris gets excited because he thinks it really did fall forward via his mind. He's not capable of perceiving it any other way.
Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris doesn't have any loyalties to himself and his parents, and his loyalty to his parents is waning. To me, if Chris is a legal adult in the eyes of society, he should be held to the same standard. It's not everyone else's fault he's exceptional.
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It's not Chris' fault he's insane. He needs to be under someone's care.
 
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Marvin said:
It's not Chris' fault he's insane. He needs to be under someone's care.
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I know Null's currently not doing anything to help, but back when he did, he mentioned already having a plan in place to take care of Chris after Barb dies. He didn't mention how automated that plan was, so maybe it'll still kick into gear, like if a lawyer was involved to start the process upon her death or something.
 
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