Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Just curious... Has anyone ever figured out how much Hamber makes off each vid?

Wouldn't that value constantly be changing since it's based on views?

 

[Moonpie]

Wouldn't that value constantly be changing since it's based on views?

That's what I was thinking. And her views all depend on her click baiting.

 

[ADHD]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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"hurr, you don't know anything about me, I know my body the best, not those haiter doctors"

Bitch, you've been vlogging since 2013, some people have been watching you for years, a lot of people know you pretty damn well by now.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'd have loved to see video of her setting up whatever passed for an "obstacle course" but I digress. The only food she claims to have laid out was the cheese & cracker plate in her video. Maybe I'm being unusually bitchy tonight but what is there to be 'proud' of in a quick trip to the store to buy a bunch of ready to eat food, candy, toys & props & setting it up? It's not as though she had to clean the house before a party or God forbid, COOK anything. She's moving more & trying to "build her stamina" - hate to break it to you Sweetpea but you're closing in on 600 lbs. if not already there. Your body can't build anything when it's straining to not burst out of its skin & your oxygen levels are poor when you're resting. Moving more is pretty non-specific; what exactly are you doing? How far are you walking? For how long? Most importantly, what is your daily calorie intake? At your current weight, if you really are 'moving more', you're probably accomplishing little more than causing more damage to already an critically overloaded muscular & skeletal system. And really, at almost 29, you need people to "look out for you" on social media to warn you when people say rude, nasty, unkind things?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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"It's MY PARTY and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to..."

 

[Phalanx]

So her narrative makes no fucking sense at all.
1) People cooked most of that food. You fucking said it you are trying to retcon something you fucking logged in a video.
2) When you were in wallmart you said I was in TJ MAX and walked a lot but you double took in the same sentence said she could not walk much, so what is the truth did you walk or sit outside on a bench?
Its kind of the problem with pathological liars because they cannot maintain the narrative and your narrative makes no sense at all because you are clearly gaining.
3) if you are still maintaining you weight and moving you are doing nothing at all because the same calories in are same as the calories out, so what is it because these dots are not connecting.
4) THEY ARE NOT RUMOURS FFS!!!!!!! Lolcows piss me off so much this rumour shit it is usually the basic ones because its 13 year old girl mentality. They are not rumours if they are observations that do not connect to your narrative. e.g. The Pizza boxes pre destiny BECKY IS SEEN BRINGING IN FUCKING PIZZAs Be Amber they were for other people ERIC IS IN THE VLOG WITH RICKIE FUCKING COOKING YOU MONGOLOID!!!!! This is whats so frustrating she thinks everyone is as stupid and basic as her when 99.9% are not deluded 600lb whales that have to sit on mattresses because they cannot actually sit.
5) Your PRIDE is what maintains the delusion because you don't have to question yourself, You are proud for doing stuff people do daily, you have no affliction, you aren't a hartley hooligan. You are just a self-obsessed whale who eye fucks herself.

 

[raritycunt]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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Oh lord, the fact that she actually named Michaelbepetty by name is just going to inflate his ego and rile his housewife fangirls.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Just curious... Has anyone ever figured out how much Hamber makes off each vid?

I know nothing about how much youtubers make but I'd assume she makes a decent amount. Her videos are packed with ads, get thousands of comments in each video, and get a good amount of views. She has enough money to spend likely thousands a month on useless pricey torrid clothes that wont fit and now her newest hoarding obsession.. makeup, which isn't fucking cheap. It's not like she spends money on anything useful like health insurance anyway. All she buys is food and shit that will be in a landfill soon.

 

[Twinkie]

"I did everything. I bought the food, I set up the food, etc." ..... What else was there?

Made a list of games, didn't do any. There wasn't even decorations lmao. She opened up some tubs of cheap crap and set it on the counter, and that's it. I AM BEYOND PROUD EVERY DAY

Of course she paid for everything lmao who would pay for her ass? Amberlynn always pays because otherwise no one even wants her around. People say you're "sitting on the sidelines" because you literally can't stand up for more than 10 seconds.

3/10 gaslighting

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I know nothing about how much youtubers make but I'd assume she makes a decent amount. Her videos are packed with ads, get thousands of comments in each video, and get a good amount of views. She has enough money to spend likely thousands a month on useless pricey torrid clothes that wont fit and now her newest hoarding obsession.. makeup, which isn't fucking cheap. It's not like she spends money on anything useful like health insurance anyway. All she buys is food and shit that will be in a landfill soon.

The Socialblade site seems to be down right now (and it's not 100% accurate when it's up) but at her peak she was apparently earning in excess of $10,000 USD/month. (Socialblade gives a range of estimated earnings; 10k was towards the high end most months, if I recall correctly, but sometimes that was more towards the middle of the estimate.) The most recent time someone checked it, it was around half that (maximum $5000/m). However, as I said it isn't super accurate and it does fluctuate a fair bit from month to month. When she was doing her 100 days of uploads, she raked in a fair chunk of change so now she can slack off again until she needs more money.

Still no health insurance, for the record. 10k a month and promoting fraudulent GoFundMe campaigns. Can't get her dog's nails clipped on a regular basis. $200/day transaction limit at her bank. Thousands of dollars on food, knick-knacks, and Torrid hauls she'll never wear. Piles of makeup, journals, and perfume gathering dust.

Etc.

 

[Twinkie]

She's definitely earning the high end of whatever the social blade range is because her channel has insane retention and engagement. She has really high views even if they've been higher in previous months, and her videos have the maximum ads you can put in (and thanks to the aforementioned factors she probably gets higher-value ads) and finally, her audience is 99% women and most women don't use adblock.

She was earning 10K a month this time last year and she didn't have as many subscribers or views as she does right now. She's still earning at least 10K a month imo.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She's definitely earning the high end of whatever the social blade range is because her channel has insane retention and engagement. She has really high views even if they've been higher in previous months, and her videos have the maximum ads you can put in (and thanks to the aforementioned factors she probably gets higher-value ads) and finally, her audience is 99% women and most women don't use adblock.

She was earning 10K a month this time last year and she didn't have as many subscribers or views as she does right now. She's still earning at least 10K a month imo.

Yeah, I was a bit surprised to see her estimated earnings had dropped off (I think it was @Phalanx who screencapped it). Still. It's a lot of money and she should be ramping her upload schedule back up for the Christmas months, so I expect it to be showing 10k again (if not more) shortly.

 

[mekalekahi]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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This is what my life has become. I just read a Snapchat rant about a Wal-Mart salami platter.

Has she lost any weight this year?

 

[Strine]

When Nietszche said "he who fights with monsters should take care that he does not thereby become one", he was talking about situations like with MichaelBeetusPetty. His blubbery feud with our gorl only enhances it.

One of them is a morbidly obese narc who lies about weight loss, is addicted to online attention, has C-cup tits, and acts dainty and fem for the camera. The other is named Amber.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Although I don’t doubt a handful of ambabies and r.etarded instigators told her about MBP’s video, I’m positive she found it for herself. She loves watching people hate on her, it does nothing but stroke her 600lb ego. This bs about “thank you to the people who look out for me” is just a way of saying “whUUUT noooo I todally didnt know he made a video about me, I don’t even WATCH haydur content!!”

Sure Ham.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I wonder how much furniture she's really broken.
There is no way she hasn't.

She broke a couch on camera. Go to 1 minute in the video.

 

[DonaldChump]

She broke a couch on camera. Go to 1 minute in the video.

Yeah but imagine Destiny, Dana, Becky and Amberlynn all piling into that poor overworked Hyundai.

It's got to be scraping the fucking ground. Its almost comical to imagine this stupid car's chassis dragging on the ground shooting off sparks. With all four of them theyre going like 20 mph with Becky putting petal to metal, and the engine is struggling and smoking and about to break down and Amberlynn sees the sparks and stars filming "Ooooh fireworks! I didnt know they were doing fourth of July in November! I guess it's like reverse 'Christmas in July!'" "I didnt know we had sparklers!!"

There are tractors passing them honking at them "Get off the road!!!" And Amberlynn is just filming, oblivious.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Stop assuming shit, haydurs.
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How does she know tho?
She claimed she doesn’t watch MichaelBeFattys videos.

 

[Make Believe]

When Nietszche said "he who fights with monsters should take care that he does not thereby become one", he was talking about situations like with MichaelBeetusPetty. His blubbery feud with our gorl only enhances it.

One of them is a morbidly obese narc who lies about weight loss, is addicted to online attention, has C-cup tits, and acts dainty and fem for the camera. The other is named Amber.

Lol nice said, I agree. I still like him tho because he triggers hamber.