Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

We need a comic book series that depicts Trump in a positive light, with stories tailor made to cause TDS types to screech and howl.

Issue #1: Trump fights African-American gangs, fixes black culture, and cleans up the ghetto

Issue #2: Trump goes Rambo: Last Blood on Mexican cartels.

Issue #3: Trump fights the Mahdi, the Second Coming of Muslim Jesus, and finally Allah, who has returned to judge the Earth for its lack of Islam.

Issue #4: Trump whips all of the migrants in Europe into shape, destroying all of the no-go zones by putting all of the criminals in prison. Or death camps.

Issue #5: China has created a superhuman specifically designed to defeat Trump and ensure Chinese hegemony. Trump defeats it anyway, because China can't make good products.

And so on, and so forth.
 
We need a comic book series that depicts Trump in a positive light, with stories tailor made to cause TDS types to screech and howl.

Issue #1: Trump fights African-American gangs, fixes black culture, and cleans up the ghetto

Issue #2: Trump goes Rambo: Last Blood on Mexican cartels.

Issue #3: Trump fights the Mahdi, the Second Coming of Muslim Jesus, and finally Allah, who has returned to judge the Earth for its lack of Islam.

Issue #4: Trump whips all of the migrants in Europe into shape, destroying all of the no-go zones by putting all of the criminals in prison. Or death camps.

Issue #5: China has created a superhuman specifically designed to defeat Trump and ensure Chinese hegemony. Trump defeats it anyway, because China can't make good products.

And so on, and so forth.

The funny part is any comic like that would be made in a very satiric comedic fashion. The shit that comes out of the left is totally serious and so often violent.

Of course the ad kills Trump...
 
Problem is he just aint that attention grabbing when competing with the likes of Wu, Yaniv, Movieblob etc.

If this was back in 2013 or even 2014 then he might have had an opening to become a long running thread but alas, he has been overshadowd in every cringy narcissist autist ranking by multiple other specimens

This is what happens when the retard market is as oversaturated as it is now.
When you put it like that he even fails at being a cow. :story:
 
Is this Greta and Mecha Trump?
I thought it was the retarded girl statue they placed near the bull.

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We need a comic book series that depicts Trump in a positive light, with stories tailor made to cause TDS types to screech and howl.
Tim Lim has done 3 that i know of. My hero Magademia a parody of the My Hero Academia manga with Trump replacing the character all might as wall might. Thump which is Trump as a bunny and Trump space force, where he battles space aliens.

There's plenty of room for fun ideas like your list, but nobody will do it. Instead all you'll get is low effort Trump is a fascist / Hitler reincarnate stories.
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Mark Halperin's 'How to Beat Trump' Sells 502 Copies in First Week

Comments from Democratic strategists such as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville are compiled within the political commentator's latest work.

Mark Halperin's first book since his career was upended by allegations of sexual harassment is clearly no Game Change.

How to Beat Trump sold just 502 copies in its first week. The numbers were reported Wednesday by NPD BookScan, which tracks around 85% of print sales. Published Oct. 29 by Regan Arts, How to Beat Trump compiles comments from such Democratic strategists as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville.

News of the book came out in August and was met with widespread criticism, with the major networks saying they would not interview Halperin and even some of the book's contributors distancing themselves.

Halperin was once a top political commentator who teamed with John Heilemann on the million-selling Game Change, an inside account of the 2008 presidential election.
 
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Mark Halperin's 'How to Beat Trump' Sells 502 Copies in First Week

Comments from Democratic strategists such as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville are compiled within the political commentator's latest work.

Mark Halperin's first book since his career was upended by allegations of sexual harassment is clearly no Game Change.

How to Beat Trump sold just 502 copies in its first week. The numbers were reported Wednesday by NPD BookScan, which tracks around 85% of print sales. Published Oct. 29 by Regan Arts, How to Beat Trump compiles comments from such Democratic strategists as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville.

News of the book came out in August and was met with widespread criticism, with the major networks saying they would not interview Halperin and even some of the book's contributors distancing themselves.

Halperin was once a top political commentator who teamed with John Heilemann on the million-selling Game Change, an inside account of the 2008 presidential election.
Will it be bullshit or will they have some semblance of self awareness? Either way it doesn't matter because if it does nobody's gonna listen
 
nigga what

Trump sent the DOJ after Epstein and once Epstein got busted, bigwigs like the Clintons and the House of Windsor decided that he needed to go.

Regardless of who really killed Epstein, the good news is that he'll never be able to hurt any underage girls again. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
 
Mark Halperin's 'How to Beat Trump' Sells 502 Copies in First Week

Comments from Democratic strategists such as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville are compiled within the political commentator's latest work.

Mark Halperin's first book since his career was upended by allegations of sexual harassment is clearly no Game Change.

How to Beat Trump sold just 502 copies in its first week. The numbers were reported Wednesday by NPD BookScan, which tracks around 85% of print sales. Published Oct. 29 by Regan Arts, How to Beat Trump compiles comments from such Democratic strategists as Donna Brazile, David Axelrod and James Carville.

News of the book came out in August and was met with widespread criticism, with the major networks saying they would not interview Halperin and even some of the book's contributors distancing themselves.

Halperin was once a top political commentator who teamed with John Heilemann on the million-selling Game Change, an inside account of the 2008 presidential election.

Yikes. That's actually pretty bad. 502 is fucking low. Books usually get thousands of copies sold in the first week, with enough hype. I don't even think this counts as directly TDS (providing that this guy doesn't have Tramp live rent-free in his head). Unless the contents of the book of beating Tramp include "Impeachment", it might just be a case of it being just a plain, old political strategy book. But I find it quite interesting the mainstream media is not shilling this. Maybe because it's #MeToo, but if anything wouldn't they try to shill this on-air as a way to beat Drumpf....or do they secretly want Tramp to win for 4 more years of lucrative outrage?
 
If we ever invent body mecha combat metal suits I think Donald Trump would be a fine candidate for implantation. I'd love to see professional food dumptruck Angela Merkel and frumpy wokescold Greta Thurnberg try to stare down a dude who's eight feet tall and made of metal.
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Well he's got my vote!
 
That Hillary comic brings up another question.

Why does the left always deify their political leaders?

I think it's because the left fundamentally believes there are no bad people (on THIER side, everyone else is a cretin, but I digress) , just misunderstandings and a lack of love. Stalin wasn't evil because he was a sociopath who enjoyed and lusted after power, he just didn't get enough hugs.... he didn't mean to starve millions, they just didn't understand what he was trying to do when he collectivized the farms.

So, if you, the rank-and-file of the left do nothing but love and admire those on "your" side, nothing bad will EVER happen. Your side will birth no bad people, will elect no bad leaders, and said leaders will execute no bad policy.

And what could be more loving and tolerant than worshiping them as Gods?

It's why they think violent "refugees" should be allowed to rob and rape anyone they please, they aren't really criminals and thugs, they just fear you because they haven't yet learned you aren't racists, if you just let them prey on you long enough without fighting back and show them you'll love them NO MATTER WHAT.... they'll shape up, or something, that's how utopia arrives.
 
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So Trump brought out his Pocahontas line again at the rally tonight.

I wonder if the Dems are going to stick with her. They went in on Beto, then they dumped him. Then they went in on Buttigieg, then they dumped him. Then they went in on Kamala, then they dumped her. But none of those like how they went in on Pocahontas. So many puff pieces and magazine covers and push polls.

And after all that, she was only ahead of Biden for just one day, his support has been relatively durable and she's starting to fall back to the pack. And that was before the renowned 'policy wonk' put out the most ridiculous and absurd Medicaid for All plan.

Are they able to pivot to someone else? It's gonna look awfully conspicuous, even to the famously oblivious Dem electorate, if they suddenly start running negative stories against her. But at the same time, they are engaging in willful negligence if they think avoiding confronting the ethnicity issue somehow makes it go away. And now there's also the pregnancy lie issue.

Man, I do hope they still force her through though. I never thought that the Green Nude Eel would be beaten out for the title of most unfeasible legislation proposed by the Dems this year.
 
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