Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

Holdo and her behaviour is proof that Disney Star Wars is 100% a corporate product. You get people like that in a corporate environment and they promoted for acting like that, i.e. in a way that implies that your subordinates are inferior to you.

AKA not telling your underlings what they have to do and what to expect in the face of disaster? Because that's pretty fucking stupid even for a corporate enviroment.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Holdo and her behaviour is proof that Disney Star Wars is 100% a corporate product. You get people like that in a corporate environment and they promoted for acting like that, i.e. in a way that implies that your subordinates are inferior to you.

It’s the type of corporate shit Bob loves to consume.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Of course, if MovieBob were directing the film, he would probably just have had the Care bears show up and Blast the First Order fleet with their tummy beams, or have the Mario Brothers beamed onto the First Order Command Ship, claim to be plumbers there to fix the toilets, then singlehandedly defeat the Dreadnaught by throwing a plunger into the main reactor. (To be fair, even that would have been better than what Rian Johnson came up with.)

Well, Rei isn't a plumber, but she was a waste picker. Close enough...

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Holdo and her behaviour is proof that Disney Star Wars is 100% a corporate product. You get people like that in a corporate environment and they promoted for acting like that, i.e. in a way that implies that your subordinates are inferior to you.

Yeah its very much lionizing middle management

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Sonic sperging.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Sonic sperging.
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The best part about this image is the SJW e-beggar that Bob is retweeting.

Like Bob is part of a pack of homeless bridge trolls.

 

[The tired cat]

From what I saw, it doesnt look bad, infact Id say seems fun an self aware. But, Bobo is still pissy because the makers decided to listen to fan outcry an actually fix the bad design, instead people to fuck off an eat shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

From what I saw, it doesnt look bad, infact Id say seems fun an self aware. But, Bobo is still pissy because the makers decided to listen to fan outcry an actually fix the bad design, instead people to fuck off an eat shit.

I mean, the movie will still be not good, but at least I have respect for the filmmakers and studio for listening to the fans.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Sonic sperging.
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Oh man, that's the good stuff, right there. The definitive answer to the eternal question, "Who the fucking hell gives Bob's tweets likes?"

A broke, begging Brit-a-boo, that's who.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s bob sperging about people agreeing with Scorsese’s take on the MCU.

Here’s the video.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Sure Bob.

I like how Bob says he thinks movie criticism is basically just splicing two scenes together out of context and just using the dichotomy to make your point, and that he could do that if he wanted to and totally show those haters how it's done and that he's right.
Like, maybe on Youtube that's typical, but nothing to be proud of when it's your ridiculous profession that you feel entitles you to space tech.

 

[Mola Ram]

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What exactly does he mean by "actively throttling"? Where exactly does Bob have any pull that he might exert to throttle anyone?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What exactly does he mean by "actively throttling"? Where exactly does Bob have any pull that he might exert to throttle anyone?

Unless he means "actively pestering on Twitter" I have no choice but to assume he means he's flagging videos on Youtube from people he doesn't like.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Beautiful. The fat incel who's convinced himself he's some superior master race who's owed futuristic gadgets and a chad robot-body where to put his precious mind... is saying that liking Scorcese films is alt-right.

I almost miss the times when it was the arrogant people who said that they were better because they liked Scorcese's work.

(Alas, I'm sure most of these people were in fact very much fans of his work because "that's real cinema, losers!" until he criticised Marvel. Then, he became heretic and had to be cancelled).

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Unless he means "actively pestering on Twitter" I have no choice but to assume he means he's flagging videos on Youtube from people he doesn't like.

He has done it before. Reminder of what happened when Chris Ray Gun mocked him in a video.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He has done it before.

Fair to assume he's doing it as a sadistic little hobby, until Bob shows his screen.
I'm sure the Killstream audience would like that, if not just to hear Ralph yell "BOB! NO! BOB! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

 

[Marissa Moira]

He wants to be the Voice of his generation, respected like Siskel and Ebert,

I think that title belongs to Red Letter Media.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Going from RLM to Lindsey Ellis is like going from Skull Vodka to sterno.

Going from RLM to Lindsey Ellis is like going from Sublimotion to McDonalds.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Fair to assume he's doing it as a sadistic little hobby, until Bob shows his screen.
I'm sure the Killstream audience would like that, if not just to hear Ralph yell "BOB! NO! BOB! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

We don't even need him to pull a Matt Jarbo. He already has dozens and dozens of tweets with him saying "Report this person for harassment/slander/violence" on Twitter. He doesn't have to be exposed as a bitch who reports people he hates because he's already revealed himself to be one.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What exactly does he mean by "actively throttling"? Where exactly does Bob have any pull that he might exert to throttle anyone?

This is why Bob using complicated words makes him shallow and stupid.