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To think this is what Disney drones were most optimistic about.

"Under Disney we will finally get the true unaltered cuts of the OT and no more dumb George edits! Suck it George! Praise Disney! "- HelloGreedo and other shills like him

Now look where we are now. I wonder if Disney's ROTJ has the edit from the Disney novelization where 3PO no longer talks about Luke and Vader to the ewoks and is instead telling them about Ahsoka, Vader and Aladdin. Or maybe an edit of Leia no longer kissing Luke in ANH and kicking Chewy, because that shit is part of Disney canon.
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I actually know a guy who got Disney+ solely because he thought it would have the unaltered cuts of the OT he so desperately desired. Shilling endlessly for Disney just for this chance. Can't wait to see his reaction to this.
Listen to it enough times and it sounds like "My cunny".
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If I remember right though, I think this is the Huttese word for "I'll end you". But even so, this pretty much flies in the face of everything shills like HelloGreedo bragged about. Can't wait to see how they spin this. Or better yet, claim its still George's fault and that Georgy boy is bullying poor old Disney.
 
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To think this is what Disney drones were most optimistic about.

"Under Disney we will finally get the true unaltered cuts of the OT and no more dumb George edits! Suck it George! Praise Disney! "- HelloGreedo and other shills like him

Now look where we are now. I wonder if Disney's ROTJ has the edit from the Disney novelization where 3PO no longer talks about Luke and Vader to the ewoks and is instead telling them about Ahsoka, Vader and Aladdin.
Wait a minute... what the fuck?! That adds so many fucking plot holes! How does 3PO know that? Is this story so famous that an abandoned, memory wiped protocol droid would know this? Remember, 3PO had his memory wiped in ROtS, and although it's implied R2-D2 knows the whole story of the Skywalkers, R2-D2 WASN'T THERE in Rebels! Also, why would 3PO, if he had this information, not tell Luke about it? If Luke knew, why wasn't he looking for Ahsoka? Why would 3PO tell this story to the Ewoks? Him relaying the story of Luke and Vader at least makes sense since Luke was present, and could use the Force. Ahsoka was not present, Space Aladdin wasn't present, and Vader was in system, and possibly on Endor, but he wasn't nearby at the time.

I don't like Filoni due to his rampant faggotry around Ahsoka and his other OCs, but for the love of all that is good and holy, this retcon is just fucking obscene. Is there going to be a retcon where future 3PO goes back in time, pushes 3PO out of the chair, and then tells the Ewoks about how awesome Rey is? That would make just as much sense as this!
 
Wait a minute... what the fuck?! That adds so many fucking plot holes! How does 3PO know that? Is this story so famous that an abandoned, memory wiped protocol droid would know this? Remember, 3PO had his memory wiped in ROtS, and although it's implied R2-D2 knows the whole story of the Skywalkers, R2-D2 WASN'T THERE in Rebels! Also, why would 3PO, if he had this information, not tell Luke about it? If Luke knew, why wasn't he looking for Ahsoka? Why would 3PO tell this story to the Ewoks? Him relaying the story of Luke and Vader at least makes sense since Luke was present, and could use the Force. Ahsoka was not present, Space Aladdin wasn't present, and Vader was in system, and possibly on Endor, but he wasn't nearby at the time.

I don't like Filoni due to his rampant faggotry around Ahsoka and his other OCs, but for the love of all that is good and holy, this retcon is just fucking obscene. Is there going to be a retcon where future 3PO goes back in time, pushes 3PO out of the chair, and then tells the Ewoks about how awesome Rey is? That would make just as much sense as this!
That retcon is pretty aged now, it was from a ROTJ novelization released back in 2014 or 2015 as a tie-in to TFA and Rebels. Apparently the heroics of Ahsoka and Aladdin became so well known that their stories are more famous than Luke's exploits in OT era and even in the sequel era... I guess nu-3PO must've been told about it while he was in the alliance again, but its still pretty ridiculous that he would tell the Ewoks about these rejects from a Disney show aimed at 8 year olds rather than about himself and his friends and how they got to Endor. Also in said story and follow-up media, Aladdin and Ahsoka are now considered the founders of the Rebel Alliance and the ones who inspired Hope in the galaxy or some junk despite that it was Bail Organa, Padme and Mon Mothma who started the earliest form of Rebellion in old canon, and even in Disney canon, that black Che Guevera from Rogue One is the one called "the First Rebel" due to his rebellion against the CIS and being an open terrorist against the Empire, which honestly makes little sense in any context since the CIS themselves were rebelling against the Republic.

Also don't forget the wolf vore.
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The level of detail on those wolves compared to everything else in Aladdin's Rebels makes me suspect Filoni wasn't above using those models for his own private wolf smut.
 
Call me crazy guys, but I have a idea!

Since Disney clearly bought Lucasfilm for Star Wars only, Paramount outta get Indiana Jones back from the mouse. Yes, Indy 5 is in development for 2021, but they’re been script problems and no major announcements have been made, which makes me think it’ll get stuck in development hell. Plus, I don’t think Disney cares that much for Indy anyway like they “are” for SW.

Call it wishful thinking, but I think we’d be better off without the Mouse raping Indy. Plus, I would love to see Shari Redstone stomp all over Iger.
 
That retcon is pretty aged now, it was from a ROTJ novelization released back in 2014 or 2015 as a tie-in to TFA and Rebels. Apparently the heroics of Ahsoka and Aladdin became so well known that their stories are more famous than Luke's exploits in OT era and even in the sequel era... I guess nu-3PO must've been told about it while he was in the alliance again, but its still pretty ridiculous that he would tell the Ewoks about these rejects from a Disney show aimed at 8 year olds rather than about himself and his friends and how they got to Endor. Also in said story and follow-up media, Aladdin and Ahsoka are now considered the founders of the Rebel Alliance and the ones who inspired Hope in the galaxy or some junk despite that it was Bail Organa, Padme and Mon Mothma who started the earliest form of Rebellion in old canon, and even in Disney canon, that black Che Guevera from Rogue One is the one called "the First Rebel" due to his rebellion against the CIS and being an open terrorist against the Empire, which honestly makes little sense in any context since the CIS themselves were rebelling against the Republic.

Also don't forget the wolf vore.
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The level of detail on those wolves compared to everything else in Aladdin's Rebels makes me suspect Filoni wasn't above using those models for his own private wolf smut.

I hate this CGI crap series so much. But now it's canon and people will constantly bring it up implying I should have watched it and learned all about Bottomless Robo-Darth Maul.

How do you go from Tartakovsky's Clone Wars to this ugly shit and enjoy it? :punished:

Call me crazy guys, but I have a idea!

Since Disney clearly bought Lucasfilm for Star Wars only, Paramount outta get Indiana Jones back from the mouse. Yes, Indy 5 is in development for 2021, but they’re been script problems and no major announcements have been made, which makes me think it’ll get stuck in development hell. Plus, I don’t think Disney cares that much for Indy anyway like they “are” for SW.

Call it wishful thinking, but I think we’d be better off without the Mouse raping Indy. Plus, I would love to see Shari Redstone stomp all over Iger.

Look what they're doing to James Bond. They would 100% fuck it up. Hell, Lucas and Spielberg already fucked it up.
 
Call me crazy guys, but I have a idea!

Since Disney clearly bought Lucasfilm for Star Wars only, Paramount outta get Indiana Jones back from the mouse. Yes, Indy 5 is in development for 2021, but they’re been script problems and no major announcements have been made, which makes me think it’ll get stuck in development hell. Plus, I don’t think Disney cares that much for Indy anyway like they “are” for SW.

Call it wishful thinking, but I think we’d be better off without the Mouse raping Indy. Plus, I would love to see Shari Redstone stomp all over Iger.

The only good thing about Indiana Jones these days is that the Disney ride remains a fucking masterpiece that they haven't dared screw up...if only partially because the ride is so specialized they really can't, and partially because it's still one of the newest rides in the park anyway.
 
The only good thing about Indiana Jones these days is that the Disney ride remains a fucking masterpiece that they haven't dared screw up...if only partially because the ride is so specialized they really can't, and partially because it's still one of the newest rides in the park anyway.
Fuck, forgot about that. But still, I tremble in fear at the possibility Indy is going to get gang raped by Iger and the Mouse once SW is milked dry if you know what I mean.

Unless Paramount license the theme park rights to Disney, though that’s still unlikely
 
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Fuck, forgot about that. But still, I tremble in fear at the possibility Indy is going to get gang raped by Iger and the Mouse once SW is milked dry if you know what I mean.

Unless Paramount license the theme park rights to Disney, though that’s still unlikely

Iger is officially out no later than 2021 so unless something happens within the next year, Iger won't get to touch Indy.

And given how Star Wars is about to explode harder than both Death Stars and Starkiller Base on top with Galaxy's Edge being a massive failure that's severely damaged park attendance, profitability, and reception?

I'd be surprised if Iger gets to do anything in his remaining time as head of Disney. His constant 'slap recognizable IPs onto everything instead of creative new shit' ideas finally turned on him.
 
Look what they're doing to James Bond. They would 100% fuck it up. Hell, Lucas and Spielberg already fucked it up.
Pretty much this. Difference is that rather than get a sort of happy ending where Indy gets married and retires, he instead becomes even more unlikable and dies like a punk while some obnoxious Twitter-approved protagonist who is a walking 80s reference that constantly talked down to Indy takes his place. Sometimes I put on my tinfoil hat and wonder if George and Spielberg are forcing Disney to make garbage or simply don't care how idiotically they handle things just to make themselves look better...
 
I'm going to pirate the Mandalorian. I would just pay them and then trash it online if it's bad but they've put in so much work to delegitimize negative online opinions about their content that not giving them money is now the only way to express discontent with the direction they are going in a way they might hear.

I'm willing to give it a chance for the current asking price of FREE. Who knows? It may turn out to be good.



I'm not even going to lease Disney my neurons. I appreciate the folks dropping spoilers, but I'm not going to even bother trying to Yohoho & watch anything Didney Waz.
Why go through all that effort for fanfic?

Edit: rip from Mandalorian. What the fuck is this shit?

A rip off of some Weeb shit

Insert joke about ripping off Samauri media making this a truer space spaghetti western
 
Did I miss something? What is Paramount doing to James Bond?

In the upcoming film, Bond has retired and 007 is woman. The press buzz has tons of "These STRONG WOMEN subvert your expectations by not being typical bond girls! They're going to be more capable than Bond, and he's going to have to learn to deal with that!"

edit: To be clear, Bond is brought out of retirement to help STRONG WOMAN 007 for plot reasons that haven't been leaked yet.
 
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In the upcoming film, Bond has retired and 007 is woman. The press buzz has tons of "These STRONG WOMEN subvert your expectations by not being typical bond girls! They're going to be more capable than Bond, and he's going to have to learn to deal with that!"
So you're saying he gets killed off in the first 5 minutes and the rest of the movie is mediocre CGI and schizophrenic jump-cuts as they try to make it look like his WAMMAN POWAH replacements can run fast and hit hard?
 
So you're saying he gets killed off in the first 5 minutes and the rest of the movie is mediocre CGI and schizophrenic jump-cuts as they try to make it look like his WAMMAN POWAH replacements can run fast and hit hard?
Supposedly they're just doing it for outrage marketing and James Bond is still the protagonist, but that's :optimistic: at this point.
 
So you're saying he gets killed off in the first 5 minutes and the rest of the movie is mediocre CGI and schizophrenic jump-cuts as they try to make it look like his WAMMAN POWAH replacements can run fast and hit hard?

Bond is apparently retired and MI6 has assigned the "007" moniker to a stronk black female agent. I assume they pull him out of retirement to work with her for some purpose.

Sounds woke and boring. Reportedly, Craig himself is the reason the movie took this direction. He stanned for the feminist writer who was brought in to wokeify the franchise.

I hope the movie fails and Bond is dead forever.
 
Supposedly they're just doing it for outrage marketing and James Bond is still the protagonist, but that's :optimistic: at this point.

Well they've already marketed me into not seeing it before I even know so good job I guess. Huge win. Get woke make tons of money as the saying goes.
 
Thanks for the link @damian

So, bottom line first. For me, the first half of the Mandalorian pilot episode was perfectly serviceable, and the last half of the show the quality started to suffer.

All indiscriminate spoilers below, if you care:
Starting from the top:

The opening cantina scene. Looks like it has a vague resemblance to the star wars aesthetic. That is immediately better than TFA. The writing was functional, if heavy handed. The choreography was alright, but the camera work did it no favors. The alien being the bounty target was a pleasant surprise. However, if they were trying to make a joke out of the character, all it succeeded in doing was being grating. Anyway, the alien tries, and fails to buy off the bounty hunter.

The ship scene. Nostalgia bait for those of us who recognize the ship class. The animal attacking the ship was... convenient and doesn't make much sense (at least to me on first viewing) After all why have a ship landing site there if there is a risk of aggressive mutant walruses attacking and sinking your ship into the icy sea? The titular Mandalorian has to get a funky looking shock-stick to dislodge said mutant walrus upon takeoff, after it chased the Mando and blue alien man to the ship, CGI of aforementioned walruses was not amazing.

Now inside the ship, we spend more time with vaguely annoying blue alien man and the wordless Mando man. Eventually, the blue alien man tries to rummage around the lower cargo hold on the excuse that he needs to use the restroom. After fiddling with a gun cabinet with overly flappy rubber prosthetics, the blue alien man discovers several other prisoners who have been frozen in (particularly fake looking) carbonite. Alien is then shoved into a carbonite freezer by the Mandalorian, and is promptly frozen.

Now at some bounty hunter guild HQ, Mando talks to Black Man In-Charge. It is established that the empire is already dead, and its money is no longer useful (replaced by Mon Calamari currency). Mando complains about the lack of paying work, and is offered a private commission job which demands a face to face meeting with said commissioner. Mando accepts, and goes out to go to the meeting.

At the meeting location we get a lot more nostalgia bait. However, this particular scene happens to work the best in my opinion. Upon entering the building, we see several (Four I think) extremely roughed up old style Stormtroopers (really this is how the ST should have looked), and Wealthy Imperial Man. A clumsy imperial scientist blunders in, and causes all the troopers and Mando to pull guns. Imperial man talks them down after light banter is traded. The Mando if offered a block of Beskar bullion. This interests the Mando.

Now, I have been avoiding this topic, but I have no other choice but to mention this now. The voice of the Mandalorian is way too smooth, far too young, and generally lacking any gravitas whatsoever. It is clear why he says very little, because very time he speaks, he stops being intimidating or impressive. I am not saying he needed to sound like he is gargling gravel, but he should (at the very least) have an uncommonly strong presence in the vocal department as that is the only thing the audience has to latch onto. I digress.

The Mando takes the job offer and is given scant information about the Asset other than the age (50 years), A last spotted location, and a tacking device (that we have seen several times and has not been explained in the least). No description whatsoever. Mando is promised a cache of Beskar in return for the asset if returned alive, and half if returned dead (scientist man balks at this). Mando leaves with the down payment Beskar.

The bounty hunter mandalorian goes to a Mandalorian Den. The bounty hunter meets up with the lady forge-master (who seems to be part spiritual and part community leader). Part of the Beskar is forged into a new shoulder pauldron, the rest going to "sponsoring" Foundlings (orphans?). We learn that the bounty hunter is a foundling. Forge-master calls this group the Tribe (not a Clan like in all previous media).

The newly paldroned Mandalorian then goes to planet bounty target. My summary past this point will get lazy and sloppy, just like the episode. Upon landing and stepping out to scout, the Mandalorian is immediately bodied by Blurgs (which have decent to poor CGI). These get KO shots from Farmer Alien. Farmer Alien says wise shit. Mando follows Farmer Alien home on the promise of the farmer alien guiding him to the bounty location.

But uh, oh, The Mando will have to learn to ride the Blargs in order to get where they are going... for some reason, and NOT fly hist ship there. So the Mando tries to ride the Bluargs twice, and gets bucked off. Alien farmer says some profound wise shit about how the Mandos used to ride Mythosaurs (you know instead of hunting them to extinction). Suddenly the Mando is able to ride the Blauags after doing a nice doggie bit. What does this actually do for us? Fuck all really. Farmer Alien takes Mando to the bounty compound location because he wants the planet to be left in peace or some shit.

Here we see out first glimpse of the IG droid. Waltzing its way into and through a gunfight. The Mandalorian joins the IG droid and shenanigans ensue. I can't really adequately describe the gunfight. Is there a term for when something has a really high production value but still looks really amateurish? Because that is sure what it felt like. A children's idea of a gunfight, combined with a bad tonal clash of suicidal droid comedy and nigh invulnerable action heros on the other. Bottom line, it wasn't good.

The episode ends with the Droid and the Mando finding the baby yoda creature and the droid having explicit orders to perform an extreme late term abortion. Mando kills droid. End. You all have already discussed how mind numbingly stupid bringing yoda's species was.

To put it mildly, it has all the hallmarks of a repeat performance of TFA, an ultimately hollow, unsatisfying, experience. Nonetheless, If they build up from here, it could be a decent show, but we all know that it will probably only get worse from here.
 
-Mandalorian lore is fucking exceptional. I don't know why they're dumping this noble savage shit on a race known for having cool armor and gadgets.

Yes. It is. Do not ever ever EVER read Karen Travis' Clone Commandos books. The first one is promising, but they turn into absolute MandoSue garbage. She opens her stupid repetitive mouth and gargles out nonsense while deep-throating her own neutered version of Mandalorians. Not the most exceptional Star Wars novels...but that's only because The Crystal Star had already been published.
 
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