Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Walter Temple said:
The puzzling part of it that troons really do seem to be envious of the shittiest parts of being a woman, to the point of fetishization. "Trans-women CAN SO have periods! Educate yourself!" they cry. "I want my uterus to be so mad that I'm not pregnant, it tears down the wallpaper!"
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That made me laugh really hard & I'm totally stealing it.
cestnul said:
I know that Jake is both dumb and a liar, but is he really comparing a male having a penis to endometriosis?
Women can be made infertile because of it, and your organs can end up stuck together. This is the guy who thinks that HRT is some magical sex-change potion so I shouldn't be surprised at this point.

//insert jake quote about not discussing something unless you're fully informed//
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Least of all with endometriosis is the ungodly hemorrhaging. But sure Jake, you've sure got me beat in the whole "being a woman" department.

Honest to God, I used to think radfems were just insecure, man-hating womanbabies. I think that's what I hate the most about troons---the fact that they've made me feel sympathetic to unpleasant, crusty old dykes like Cathy Brennan.

Kosher Dill said:
Knife? What knife?
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Next Task said:
Wasn't it only a couple of months ago Jake went on a spree of using that as a template for spotting Nazis, as if he'd invented the concept?
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Yes. & in true Jake fashion, in the least succinct way possible.

I think it's pretty hilarious that not only does he think he invented the concept, he is the unironic embodiment of it. "Can you believe trolls think I'm some guy named Jake Alley in Niantic, Connecticut?Because I am definitely not an obese bearded bald man approaching his forties living in his mother's attic. Crazy, right? Where do they even get this information?"
 
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Imago said:
I've been looking more into his time at RPGamer, he started on the site in 2000 and did the letters column as well as the occasional game review.
In the summer of 2005 he just vanished. There was some talk of a construction disaster happening at his home, but nobody really knew what was going on.

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My view on early Jake: He quit his job stocking shelves because he was on his way to greatness as a game writer. He thought of everyone at RPGamer as his contractually obligated best friend. After five years of being a community manager he sees other people moving on without their loyal gnome. Realizing that he has been betrayed and abandoned by his friends and left with no possibilities for advancement; he rage quits to become a game designer.

Mistaking polite disinterest for firm commitment, he goes deeply into debt to publish his masterpiece. It's a smart move because all his fans on RPGamer and best friends online will buy it; that's what friends do. No doubt Jake has a mental tally of all the things he has ever done for other people and what he expects in return. In this case, his readers owe him for five years of backbreaking labor, buying M vs M is the least they could do.

Oops.

Forsaken, abandoned and now deeply in debt Jake settles into the attic writing occasional articles for other gaming blogs. RPGamer was early enough to be influential and many people remember Jake's time there. Here the gnome sits and ferments for a decade.

September 2014 our rotten egg hatches. He created that account right as gamergate was kicking off. Was CON based on a previous mailing list they had for gaming topics that Zoe turned into her personal army? If that is the case some of the members of CON must have known that SGG = Jake. The timing makes it clear that this account was made specifically for the great autism holy war.

Either way, Jake's pattern repeated itself and will continue to repeat itself as long as Jake continues to be Jake. People have a sixth sense for this kind of clinger and women are going to be especially on their guard around him.
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'can anyone tell me where our favorite slime has gone?'

Accidental new Jake nickname? It fits. Jiggly, low-level monster, and he is slimy as hell.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
He had friends back in the Googleshng days, but they all went off to college and got lives while he stayed up in the attic growing his beard.
September 2002 appears to be when he lost his last friend:
https://archive.li/eUtFl

Some of the RPGamer people seemed to have been friendly with him while the site lasted, but I doubt any of them ever met him in person.
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I could be wrong here but is Jake once again be racist towards people from India? He asks for a donation the same amount you’d pay a “restaurant tanjit”. Is this another Rakshasa style insult?

I only know Tanjit as a throw away generic name for an Indian (the dot kind, not moccasin wearers). Like calling a Mexican a Jesus.

Is there some meaning for tanjit I’m not aware of? Some nerd, gamer or foodstuff reference? Google only shows me it’s a common Indian name.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I could be wrong here but is Jake once again be racist towards people from India? He asks for a donation the same amount you’d pay a “restaurant tanjit”. Is this another Rakshasa style insult?

I only know Tanjit as a throw away generic name for an Indian (the dot kind, not moccasin wearers). Like calling a Mexican a Jesus.

Is there some meaning for tanjit I’m not aware of? Some nerd, gamer or foodstuff reference? Google only shows me it’s a common Indian name.
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Jake is a white racist. Between this, the rakshasa ethnic insult and the coolie hat, he's as crude and vulgar a male neckbeard racist as any 4channer.

Ruin said:
A slime can occasionally kill a very low level or inexperienced adventurer, that makes them considerably more threatening than the wailing gnome.
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Jake is more of a shrieker, a stationary fungus that merely shrieks loudly when approached by anything, as if about to be murdered, summoning more dangerous things.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I could be wrong here but is Jake once again be racist towards people from India? He asks for a donation the same amount you’d pay a “restaurant tanjit”. Is this another Rakshasa style insult?

I only know Tanjit as a throw away generic name for an Indian (the dot kind, not moccasin wearers). Like calling a Mexican a Jesus.

Is there some meaning for tanjit I’m not aware of? Some nerd, gamer or foodstuff reference? Google only shows me it’s a common Indian name.
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Jake has so many negative personality traits I guess "racist" had to show up in the mix eventually.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
He had a whole slime-themed "webcomic" back in the day, that's why.
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You know who else had a slime-themed webcomic back in the day? Jennifer Diane Reitz, author of that silly multiple choice "do I need to troon out" quiz that Jake has mentioned repeatedly as leaving him deeply misled.

JDR (polyamorous, failed game designer, prone to inserting explicit gross-out sexual elements into ultra-cutesy webcomics, weeb, furry) was in many ways the original troon, embodying many of the now cliches way back in the web 1.0 days, but would likely be shunned as a transmedicalist transphobe if they tried to stand on their basic html soap box now. (Instead they just cry about being too autistic to fit in with bronies.)

Jake might try to deny his roots, but the stain is all over him.
 
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Abortions4All said:
I'm guessing when Jake says "the doctor got it wrong" he means "his outie was an innie because of his newborn fat pad and there was a brief moment of confusion about what he was packing."

Newborn boys have a range of fat pad sizes that can, just like being an obese adult, obscure the penis, especially when flaccid and especially if it wasn't particularly large. It's considered within the range of normal in newborns for penises to sometimes be totally obscured by the fat pad.

It has nothing to do with intersex conditions, and will resolve as the baby changes shape and loses some of the baby fat. He's turned a tired doctor's momentary mistake into a tale about how if that one doctor had only realized, his whole life would have been different, and he'd be Violet Hargrave, intrepid girl reporter (age 37).
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I believe the "micropenis" in the thread title is by Jake's own admission at one point.

This is from his old personal website from pre-2005:
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AirdropShitposts said:
I believe the "micropenis" in the thread title is by Jake's own admission at one point.

This is from his old personal website from pre-2005:
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So Jake thinks he’s a hermaphrodite (or lady) because he doesn’t have an obvious Adam’s apple, flapjack moobs, small dick and soft voice. All those traits can easily be explained by the fact he’s morbidly obese. (Even the voice because excess fat produces excess estrogen and we know Jake was even a fat fuck during puberty)

Jake also has a small dick, is hairy as fuck, well over 6’1 and has a Y chromosome.

Jake’s total lack deductive reasoning is really something. He can come to the conclusion he wants regardless of his own stated facts.
 
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