Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Bill Watterson is only early 60s so at least the Calvin & Hobbes Cinematic Universe isn't happening any time soon.

I hope he has his will and legal situation triple-checked and is as ironclad as possible to make sure Calvin and Hobbes is buried under bedrock in a gold-plated depleted uranium coffin to make damn sure none of these parasites fuck with it by offering endless millions to his heirs after he dies.

 

[Creep3r]

Who the fuck is Lt. Connix? Wait, don't answer that. I don't care.

You're getting the answer whether you like it or not.

Here's your daily dose of Mouse cum: Connix is that useless new background character who is always seen standing next to nu-Leia in the Rebel Resistance base (the blond girl with biscuit hair) who is actually played by Carrie Fisher's daughter and who can actually emote and act unlike Rey.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You're getting the answer whether you like it or not.

Here's your daily dose of Mouse cum: Connix is that useless new background character who is always seen standing next to nu-Leia in the Rebel Resistance base (the blond girl with biscuit hair) who is actually played by Carrie Fisher's daughter and who can actually emote and act unlike Rey.
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10/10 would love to see her in a slave outfit.

 

[Übertroon]

You're getting the answer whether you like it or not.

Here's your daily dose of Mouse cum: Connix is that useless new background character who is always seen standing next to nu-Leia in the Rebel Resistance base (the blond girl with biscuit hair) who is actually played by Carrie Fisher's daughter and who can actually emote and act unlike Rey.
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She looks better than Rey as well.
Why did no one have the brilliant idea to have Carrie Fisher's daughter play Carrie Fisher's daughter in the new trilogy?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

She looks better than Rey as well.
Why did no one have the brilliant idea to have Carrie Fisher's daughter play Carrie Fisher's daughter in the new trilogy?

Because Disney would likely owe George and the folks who wrote the EU kids money

 

[Liquid Kent]

She looks better than Rey as well.
Why did no one have the brilliant idea to have Carrie Fisher's daughter play Carrie Fisher's daughter in the new trilogy?

Because Daisy Ridley is probably well-connected with the higher-ups.

Daisy Ridley was born on 10 April 1992 in Westminster, London, and grew up in Maida Vale. She is the youngest of three daughters born to Louise Fawkner-Corbett, a banker, and Christopher Ridley, a photographer. She has two older sisters, Kika Rose and Poppy Sophia. Her mother's family, the Fawkner-Corbetts, were landed gentry with a military and medical background. Ridley worked as a barmaid in two different pubs in London for nearly two years. In 2016 Ridley began studying for a Bachelor of Arts in social science through online courses with the Open University.

Even her background is picture perfect.

A Sue in Fiction, and a Sue IRL.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Episode 9 really needs to explain how Maz Kanata found Luke’s and Anakin’s old lightsaber after Vader cut of Luke’s hand in ESB. Did she buy it on the black market? Was she just hanging out below Cloud City during ESB?

There is this new theory that Rey is a clone created by Palpatine using Luke’s severed hand. www.inverse.com/amp/article/60950-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-theory-spoilers-rey-clone-luke-palpatine

Plan IX has to essentially explain the entire fucking setting to us, since no previous movie botheres to do that.

I assume the FO will be handwaved into something Palpatine just somehow made happen, as if that cleared anything up.

She got blasted into fucking space dust, and she was a unanimously despised character.

I wouldn't put it past Kennedy to demand Holdo's resurrection, but this shit would top Carrie Poppins from TLJ.

The only way to make TLJ's lore-wrecking moment even more amazing would be to show that the Raddus didn't take any damage, since it shifted into hyperspace and blew a whole into the Supremacy anyway.
Imagine: A maneuver that is able to fuck up an entire fleet of ships and it wouldn't even cost a thing - and we've never seen it before

So yeah, this is just a stupid rumor to shit on IX or Laura Dern pops up in a pointless flashback.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Don't know. Nothing seems conclusive and a lot of media news sites claiming this point out that its just a rumor, but these same sites were also the ones who said Kenobi would be getting made which at the time was also labeled a rumor. If true though, I wouldn't be surprised.

It has to be a shitpost. They're now saying that she's the secret Skywalker. I can't reconsile the recent rumor of a positive received Lucas secret Skywalker cut, with the most recent reviled character as that surprise.

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Serves him right for screwing up the time-space continuum.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Even her background is picture perfect.

A Sue in Fiction, and a Sue IRL.

It's funny because E;r actually joked about that in one of his reviews. Supposedly Daisy sue nailed all the battles choreography for the movie in one weekend according to a documentary making of.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It's funny because E;r actually joked about that in one of his reviews. Supposedly Daisy sue nailed all the battles choreography for the movie in one weekend according to a documentary making of.

Yeah, but that "She learned the choreography in a few hours" shtick was just some stupid praise to make Daisy look more awesome, no way she actually learned any kind of choreography that quickly... then again, the choreography in TLJ sucks ass.

 

[Jub-Jub]

It's funny because E;r actually joked about that in one of his reviews. Supposedly Daisy sue nailed all the battles choreography for the movie in one weekend according to a documentary making of.

3 days.

That shows in the action sequences, the stunt guys have to massively divert swings or have a knife edited out because she can't keep up with the scene. keanu Reeves action sequences since The Matrix have been bitching because he puts in the hours required into the scene. Behind the scenes of the matrix show ~6 months of training before they roll cameras on the Neo vs Morpheus fight. He's followed that with the john wick series and you can look at any bts shots and see he's working his arse off.

 

[Creep3r]

Speaking of Rey's stunts, here's a pro-stuntman breaking down the absurdity of the whole throne room fight scene in TLJ.

 

[Übertroon]

Yeah, but that "She learned the choreography in a few hours" shtick was just some stupid praise to make Daisy look more awesome, no way she actually learned any kind of choreography that quickly... then again, the choreography in TLJ sucks ass.

Yeah, she learned the awesome skill of wide slashes that leave her completely open

 

[Liquid Kent]

Don't forget the screaming to cement her as a great fighter who is proficient with weapons.

The only time there was any "screaming" in any fight was when Palpatine fought against Mace Windu and the other 3 Jedi sent to arrest him. Even when Luke fought Vader in Return of the Jedi he wasn't screaming his head off except for the "NO" when he was trying to hold his rage and anger back, and he just let loose.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Don't forget the screaming to cement her as a great fighter who is proficient with weapons.

The only time there was any "screaming" in any fight was when Palpatine fought against Mace Windu and the other 3 Jedi sent to arrest him. Even when Luke fought Vader in Return of the Jedi he wasn't screaming his head off except for the "NO" when he was trying to hold his rage and anger back, and he just let loose.

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There's also Anakin's derpy scream just as he's making the fatal jump to the High Ground.

It... didn't help him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

In a alternative reality, as many beloved franchises get murdered by the nostalgic, woke treatment, Star Wars and Lucasfilm aren’t bought by Disney and many people are saying to themselves “Well, at least we still have Star Wa

In another alternative reality, Jeff Bezos manages to force Disney/Lucasfilm to actually make legit good Star Wars content. Even if he makes shittier ones, at least he manages to pay George all the royalties 24/7.

I known I bring up Amazon and Jeff Bezos a lot in wishful thinking, but I fully predict all of Star Wars will be managed by Amazon Studios when they manage to pull off the historic achievement of being the one corporation that buys Disney.

 

[neverendingmidi]

In a alternative reality, as many beloved franchises get murdered by the nostalgic, woke treatment, Star Wars and Lucasfilm aren’t bought by Disney and many people are saying to themselves “Well, at least we still have Star Wa

In another alternative reality, Jeff Bezos manages to force Disney/Lucasfilm to actually make legit good Star Wars content. Even if he makes shittier ones, at least he manages to pay George all the royalties 24/7.

I known I bring up Amazon and Jeff Bezos a lot in wishful thinking, but I fully predict all of Star Wars will be managed by Amazon Studios when they manage to pull off the historic achievement of being the one corporation that buys Disney.

Wait until we see the woke "Lord of the Rings" series Amazon is allegedly shitting out. I don't trust them to not fuck up anything.

Their "Good Omens" adaption was okay, for an adaption. But I've heard rumors that they are totally fucking Tolkien's corpse for the adaption they're doing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wait until we see the woke "Lord of the Rings" series Amazon is allegedly shitting out. I don't trust them to not fuck up anything.

Their "Good Omens" adaption was okay, for an adaption. But I've heard rumors that they are totally fucking Tolkien's corpse for the adaption they're doing.

Well the Mouse’s greed is going to chuck him to the point of making himself a possible takeover target soon.

 

[Remove Goat]

lmao wherever KatsuKitty is, they were ahead of their time

also

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, but that "She learned the choreography in a few hours" shtick was just some stupid praise to make Daisy look more awesome, no way she actually learned any kind of choreography that quickly... then again, the choreography in TLJ sucks ass.

I believe she did her fights in a few hours because she's absolutely shit at them. Like even more than the OT fight between Obi Wan and Vader where Guinness was seething at this shit and old and the guy in Vader's suit couldn't see shit captain. She has this stupid habit of aiming for the sword each and every single time. She wasn't given a lot of direction imo.