Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I got my name on Disney Star Wars is Dumb and I feel amazing about it.
EDIT: Rian Johnson killed the wrong sister.

You see, if it wasn't Star Wars, I might read that. Call me lowbrow but I would enjoy reading some pulp sci-fi about a hot girl solving crimes with a ray gun, her wits, and a total lack of scruples. (Sadly, this would be Mary Sue territory nowadays as she wouldn't be allowed to have flaws.)
 
You see, if it wasn't Star Wars, I might read that. Call me lowbrow but I would enjoy reading some pulp sci-fi about a hot girl solving crimes with a ray gun, her wits, and a total lack of scruples. (Sadly, this would be Mary Sue territory nowadays as she wouldn't be allowed to have flaws.)

Before Star Wars was all about the mythical hero's journey & the Vietnam War, it was just based on pulp sci-fi & adventure serials
 
I'm still pissed that show has no actual anatomy.

The women in my life all watch this show and I tried watching it and all I got was a bunch of medical babble, all the staff fucking each other, some woman who may or may not own the whole thing have a bunch of kids that aren't hers raises them all and is a full time doctor, and LGTBBQ++ talking points if the plot falls apart between emo music and the staff gangbangs.

There are days I miss ER
 
EDIT: Rian Johnson killed the wrong sister.

That's odd... An attractive woman and cleavage...? In a Disney Wars property? Chances are this will mostly be full of IX and Rose shilling, but its very odd considering Disney shit hasn't allowed big boobs and cleavage in anything of theirs since the buyout to the point where they banned slave Leia merch and traditional Twi'leks.

I got my name on Disney Star Wars is Dumb and I feel amazing about it.

You see, if it wasn't Star Wars, I might read that. Call me lowbrow but I would enjoy reading some pulp sci-fi about a hot girl solving crimes with a ray gun, her wits, and a total lack of scruples. (Sadly, this would be Mary Sue territory nowadays as she wouldn't be allowed to have flaws.)
Agreed, but still, it's a very peculiar cover. Stranger is that I don't recall this comic being mentioned anywhere at the Star Wars panels of SDCC or NYCC. An outfit like that is far from the the usual norm of these last 5 years. Something odd is going on. And if it were a comic about a character unrelated to Disney Wars, I'd be even more shocked. Either something strange is happening or this is another bait to trick people back in before attacking them with a wave of Reylo comics. That or the cover has no relation to the actual story.

There are days I miss ER
Gone are the days of witty television. Then again, television as an entity may fade sooner than expected.
 
The shareholders who own disney should fire Bob Iger for this as this will hurt long term investment even though ROTS will make $1B when it could have made 2x or 3x that. Literally Disney is walking away from BILLIONS with this entire franchise and NO ONE is accountable.
TROS needs to open with a opening weekend of below $90 million (which is possible as I suspect a $70 million opening-remember Solo and Justice League) to get shareholders to fire Iger and then proceed to fire Kennedy.
 
That's odd... An attractive woman and cleavage...? In a Disney Wars property? Chances are this will mostly be full of IX and Rose shilling, but its very odd considering Disney shit hasn't allowed big boobs and cleavage in anything of theirs since the buyout to the point where they banned slave Leia merch and traditional Twi'leks.


Agreed, but still, it's a very peculiar cover. Stranger is that I don't recall this comic being mentioned anywhere at the Star Wars panels of SDCC or NYCC. An outfit like that is far from the the usual norm of these last 5 years. Something odd is going on. And if it were a comic about a character unrelated to Disney Wars, I'd be even more shocked. Either something strange is happening or this is another bait to trick people back in before attacking them with a wave of Reylo comics. That or the cover has no relation to the actual story.
This is in fact not official Disney material at all, but made by Xevius on Twitter. He called out Itchy Bacca and Geeks + Gamers, by name.

TROS needs to open with a opening weekend of below $90 million (which is possible as I suspect a $70 million opening-remember Solo and Justice League) to get shareholders to fire Iger and then proceed to fire Kennedy.
There is a correlation between Youtube trailer views and box office success
So estimates at the moment have this falling between Solo and Rogue 1 in terms of opening.
This is abysmal. Maybe a ~$100 mil opening, I suspect the film will also tank quickly due to word-of-mouth like TLJ did.
 
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So estimates at the moment have this falling between Solo and Rogue 1 in terms of opening.
This is abysmal. Maybe a ~$100 mil opening, I suspect the film will also tank quickly due to word-of-mouth like TLJ did.

TROS will still make $1Billion. There is no way that it cannot and that will be all the success Iger/KK needs to keep their jobs. The corporate smoke screen will cover all the financial sins that this movie will have cost Disney in 3/5/10 yr growth potential.
 
@GeneralFriendliness I've found some claims on /tv/. Do these match with your sources, if you still have contact? So far, it seems stuff is falling mostly in line with your leaks, but I've been trawling /tv/.

Mandalorian is falling out of favor, with "baby yeed" being the only thing that is talked about, (because it's fucking TFA but with mandoes).
Copypastable version of the leaks below

>Rey arrives on Exogol to confront Palpy, who is in a life support chair
>Palpy talks to Rey, same speech he gave Luke in ROTJ
>Says Rey is his granddaughter
>Rey asks how he's alive.
>He says the Palpy from ROTJ was a clone. He knew Vader would betray him so he prepared several clones. One of them is played by Matt Smith.
Note how this implies that Palpy let his entire Empire fall, it directly negates the sacrifices made by Vader, and makes everyone post ROTJ look like idiots.
>Kylo heads to the throne room but gets into a fight with the Knights of Ren. Rey "force teleports' Leia's lightsaber into the throne room. Kylo wins the fight and goes into the throne room
>Palpy says that Rey and Kylo has finally been brought together, like Snoke did in TLJ.
>He says Execute Order 67.
>Sith Armada of Star Destroyers with Death Star Cannons rise from water
>Leia and Hux join forces to fight the new Sith fleet
>Finn's sister and Finn lead a fucking cavalry charge onto the flagship in hopes of sending the fleet into disarray.
>they kill the captain, who is named Pryde
>Palpy shoots out a massive force lightning blast that disables the whole resistance fleet.
>Millenium Falcon gets blown up. Leia, Lando, Chewie, 3PO and R2 all die.
FUCK
>Kylo ad Rey try to fight Palpy. Palpy kills Kylo with force lightning and sends him over a cliff or something.
>Rey channels the all Jedi ever and goes Avatar mode a la Legend of Korra
>deflects a force lightning blast and kills Palpy.
>Rey then force lightnings the whole Sith Fleet
>yay for Rey
>ending is on Tatooine, to bury the Skywalker's stuff. Stranger walks up to Rey and asks who she is.
>She's a "Skywalker" and has "found her place"
 
TROS will still make $1Billion. There is no way that it cannot and that will be all the success Iger/KK needs to keep their jobs. The corporate smoke screen will cover all the financial sins that this movie will have cost Disney in 3/5/10 yr growth potential.
Of course it will "make" a billion dollars, what are you talking about? And on opening day in the largest theaters, people will cry and clap and cheer!
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Something struck me yesterday!

After TLJ hit theatres (like a wet turd), amidst the backlash, there was a sudden outpouring of wonder over how Leia would be handled going forward...you know, since they didn't take the opportunity to kill off her character in said wet turd.

1) At that time--as soon as we knew "the reins" were given to Abrams again, he immediately took to the media to say he wasn't sure what to do about Leia. I even read one article where he actually said they had gone through "every scrap" of leftover footage, and he made a point to say there wasn't anything usable. Everything leftover was merely alternate takes of what was used.

2) Also around the same time, articles appeared suggesting that Leia could be a Tarkin-like CGI cartoon drone, and those articles quickly quoted Fisher's family as saying that would NOT be happening, and no permission would be given to have a CGI zombie Leia.

SO...in light of the recent leaks, or any leaks for that matter: How is Leia's involvement in Plan IX possible? Does this cast any doubt on the veracity of any of the leaks, or has somebody been bought off somewhere? Are we in for a new wrinkle in the shitshow, with a cartoon corpse possibly running around with a lightsaber?
 
Something struck me yesterday!

After TLJ hit theatres (like a wet turd), amidst the backlash, there was a sudden outpouring of wonder over how Leia would be handled going forward...you know, since they didn't take the opportunity to kill off her character in said wet turd.

1) At that time--as soon as we knew "the reins" were given to Abrams again, he immediately took to the media to say he wasn't sure what to do about Leia. I even read one article where he actually said they had gone through "every scrap" of leftover footage, and he made a point to say there wasn't anything usable. Everything leftover was merely alternate takes of what was used.

2) Also around the same time, articles appeared suggesting that Leia could be a Tarkin-like CGI cartoon drone, and those articles quickly quoted Fisher's family as saying that would NOT be happening, and no permission would be given to have a CGI zombie Leia.

SO...in light of the recent leaks, or any leaks for that matter: How is Leia's involvement in Plan IX possible? Does this cast any doubt on the veracity of any of the leaks, or has somebody been bought off somewhere? Are we in for a new wrinkle in the shitshow, with a cartoon corpse possibly running around with a lightsaber?
I think it'll be a lot of exposition on her fate, some frankensteined cuts from TFA, and maybe a body double at worst.
If they computer zombie Fisher I will piss my pants laughing
 
Given how shoddy production has been, I wouldn’t be surprised about a cut where Leia is recreated with both archive footage and a CGI’d abomination. I’d laugh my ass off if that’s the case.
 
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Cap this prediction: I'm estimating a ~100 million opening weekend with a total ~855 million gross, based on my best current estimates.

Given how shoddy production has been, I wouldn’t be surprised about a cut where Leia is recreated with both archive footage and a CGI’d abomination. I’d laugh my ass off if that’s the case.
Remember to pirate!
 
Something struck me yesterday!

After TLJ hit theatres (like a wet turd), amidst the backlash, there was a sudden outpouring of wonder over how Leia would be handled going forward...you know, since they didn't take the opportunity to kill off her character in said wet turd.

1) At that time--as soon as we knew "the reins" were given to Abrams again, he immediately took to the media to say he wasn't sure what to do about Leia. I even read one article where he actually said they had gone through "every scrap" of leftover footage, and he made a point to say there wasn't anything usable. Everything leftover was merely alternate takes of what was used.

2) Also around the same time, articles appeared suggesting that Leia could be a Tarkin-like CGI cartoon drone, and those articles quickly quoted Fisher's family as saying that would NOT be happening, and no permission would be given to have a CGI zombie Leia.

SO...in light of the recent leaks, or any leaks for that matter: How is Leia's involvement in Plan IX possible? Does this cast any doubt on the veracity of any of the leaks, or has somebody been bought off somewhere? Are we in for a new wrinkle in the shitshow, with a cartoon corpse possibly running around with a lightsaber?
Current leaks were the third movie was Leia's movie to die in.

So instead of IDK changing the plans after she died IRL they were like "Nope sticking with it"
 
This is in fact not official Disney material at all, but made by Xevius on Twitter. He called out Itchy Bacca and Geeks + Gamers, by name.


There is a correlation between Youtube trailer views and box office success
So estimates at the moment have this falling between Solo and Rogue 1 in terms of opening.
This is abysmal. Maybe a ~$100 mil opening, I suspect the film will also tank quickly due to word-of-mouth like TLJ did.
Also, combined with the leaks and word of mouth in Japan, the movie’s opening will be affected.
 
Didn't Sandra Kuba blow the whistle on something similar Disney's been doing since the 2000s? Like counting discounted or free gift cards as full-priced sales on the ledger?

EDIT: Rian Johnson killed the wrong sister.


Its not just Disney that does this, everyone does this or similar to juice the numbers. No one who could do anything about it cares. Even companies like Sony that would love nothing more than to see Disney get SEC'ed won't do anything because they know the time will come they want to do the same horeshit.
You could have a Disney staffer show up with an arm load of documents proving Disney was doing this.
They could have their boss on face time while the FBI, IRS, and SEC Agents are in the room saying "I am a Senior Marketing Director at Disney, and as your boss I am relaying the direct wishes of the CEO and executive board when I am telling you to buy tickets with company funds in order to boost attendance and reported Box Office so that we will have better numbers to talk about at the shareholders meeting. I've got the signed order by Iger himself, here, I'll hold it so the High Def camera can get a clear shot of it." and Disney wouldn't even bother trying to Epstein them because the investigation would go no where; everyone who has any power to stop shitty money games like this knows its going on, and none of them care.

If Hollywood was forced to keep straight books and subject to independent oversight on their accounting, the results would be more entertaining than anything they've put out in the past few years.


And I've been saying they killed the wrong sister ever since I saw the actress' pictures side by side.

I think it'll be a lot of exposition on her fate, some frankensteined cuts from TFA, and maybe a body double at worst.

This.
They have lots of footage to carve up from TFA and TLJ b-reels; IIRC they have some shots from an early draft of Plan IX in the can already. Combo that with lots of non-face shots, and welcome to resurrected Leia. I can all but promise you no digizombie Leia.

Rogue One was the Digizombie toe in the water and it crashed into the uncanny valley, so it'll be a bit before they try again.
Rogue One wasn't set pre-ANH just for memberberries; you could have had the same film taking place against FO. It was set in in that time once they had Cushing's estate signoff so they had an airtight excuse for test-screening the tech to live audiences.

"Well he's been dead for so long and was so Iconic as Tarkin we can't just have another actor take his place, it would be too jarring for audiences" they say as they have already digitally edited out Sebastian Shaw from ROTJ.

Don't believe me? What did Tarkin do in RO that couldn't have been done by a fuzzy Hologram and a face/voice-double, or an entirely different character?
 
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