Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[ChucklesTheJester]

Source of the above quote.


We going into this Blind aside from a 30 minute video I found on YouTube that introduced me to this clusterfuck of a game.

And what I saw was just something that made me wish I never knew this existed.

I'll be honest with you guys, and gals. I have played Yellow, Emerald, Fire Red, and Omega Ruby, Both Stadium games, Pokemon Snap , both GC games. But I'm just a casual Pokémon player. If you have tips that might help me they are more then welcomed.

Also the other LP is on hiatus till it never longer feels like a slog and a chore to play that mod.

Spoiler: THis is How Big the Download was.

Yeah Bigger then that Xcom mod.

I am also using the Community Sprites which change Some of the "Pokémon" to not look like MS paint art.
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Episodes:
We are a Deviant (You are here.)




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Episode 1: We are a Deviant

Spoiler

Starting up the game we treated this this Trio of rejected Deviantart OC's. Accompanied by, and I kid you not Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."

I not going to show all the Intro stuff, but I will some of it.

This is the Level of quality we going to see a lot of for all these 2500+ new Pokemon. It gets "Better"

Are the two in the back meant to be Nazi's? Pokémon Nazi's? Why?

Kind of looks like a bootleg Ghost Buster.

Me and the Boys standing next to what may or may not be poorly drawn blonde Hitler.
Got to love the real Pokémon next to the fake ones.

RLM's Scientist Man has seen better days.

Your eyes do not fool you. Why yes that is a samurai next to Godzilla. Atleast it's better then the 2000 American Godzilla movie.

Is that a Portal? Part of it's body? Every new thing just leaves more questions then answer.

Pretty sure this is someone's fetish. Please don't tell me if it really is.

And I am not Chuckles. I am my own OC Fuckles.

Then why are you here? And why are you giving me the options for controls.

This is the Contracts. Next up is adventure option.

Should put some quotation marks around Grand.

Like this. """""""""""""""""Grand """"""""""""""""" Not sure if you can call what we going to do grand.

Every possible source? Don't know if I like the sound of that.

I sure hope those mysteries are in a Dungeon.

Pretty standard for Pokémon.

You are right, it's about Laughing at what horrible abomanations we come across.

We? Is Arceus with you Mr Not oak?

And we back here time for the last option.

Oh, Hey a real Pokémon I didn't think we see one so early. I thought for sure it show case some MS Paint-mon.

You know how this intro line go, pretty bog standar-

Well Never mind that went south fast. I know It's Canon that humans married Pokémon but come on.
Wearing it on ya sleeve here.

Like why do so many people want to fuck Gardevior?

Grimer (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net

There, your welcome Not Oak.

So here we make a chance, you might noticed the odd option of. "More Options".

Aside from the Overused Attack helicopter Meme, I chuckled at the refencse these lines are making.
But for this LP we going with the Maybe Option.

Dear God this is a mistake. What are we, and how do I make it do a flip?

The Only name I can fit in the limited letter limit that I feel okay with.

I have to be a deviant if I am willing to play with this thing as my In world avatar.

We won't turn them on but we will take a look.

A built in randomizer Nice Nice.

Huh Synth city sounds cool.

WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK.

What how? Why?

WHAT? Is that a bug or a feature? Thanks for the warning but how long has this bug been a thing?

As much as I will ever be.

Throbbing what?

Throbbing what? It didn't tell me what, and yes the last massage gets cut off at the G for what ever reason.

Next time. We will get our first Pokémon and see what we can find in the starting area.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Wow this looks like a clusterfuck. Everything about this is awful, I'm on board.

Holy shit this type chart. Good luck!

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Wow this looks like a clusterfuck. Everything about this is awful, I'm on board.

Holy shit this type chart. Good luck!

Holy Arceus It's like a magic Eye Puzzle illusion I can't tell if this was a mistake or not now.

 

[Coke Pope]

6 different player genders

BRUH!
Tumblr, Tumblr never changes.

Edit: Oh, it actually let's you be an attack helicopter, that's pretty cool.

 

[Blini Cat]

Wow this looks like a clusterfuck. Everything about this is awful, I'm on board.

Holy shit this type chart. Good luck!

This already looks amazing, can't wait for more.
I want to see the pokemon that use the "greasy" and "meme" types.

 

[MediocreMilt]

>6 different player genders

Wat. Even if you go beyond the only two that actually exist, how do you settle on just six of the weird Tumblr ones?

 

[Eryngium]

Holy shit, this concentration of autism seems to be higher then even that of Pokemon clover, truly a feat in itself, I'll have to try this later, if it's good hope the maker keeps with the stream of updates.

>6 different player genders

Wat. Even if you go beyond the only two that actually exist, how do you settle on just six of the weird Tumblr ones?

From the screenshots it seems to be implied that attack helicopter is an option, if that's not a selling point I don't know what is.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Wow this looks like a clusterfuck. Everything about this is awful, I'm on board.

Holy shit this type chart. Good luck!

It's a sailboat.

 

[Pissmaster]

Wow this looks like a clusterfuck. Everything about this is awful, I'm on board.

Holy shit this type chart. Good luck!

Most of those new types are redundant and crap.

Magma
Steam
Wind
Paper
Rubber
Fear
Magic
Light
Cosmic
Sound
Food
Zombie (of course)
Nuclear
Virus
Cyber
Gass
Plastic
Fabric
Time
Tech
Paint
Blood
Greasy
Meme
Chaos
Divine
Crystal
Heart
Ogre
Shadow

I think Nuclear's the only one I could get behind, though obviously we'd never see that in a real Pokemon game, because Japan, lol.

 

[dunbrine47]

This looks to be quite the experience op.

 

[whatever I feel like]

This already looks amazing, can't wait for more.
I want to see the pokemon that use the "greasy" and "meme" types.

A wild Boogie blocks your path.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

There is a meme type? There's a shitposting type in this? This is pokemon wack alright

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 2: Close Encounter of the MSPaint Kind.

Spoiler

Here the Room we get plopped into. Nice standard Pokémon room. Despite us being God knows what fucking gender the Avatar for us isn't that bad.

Something most if not all of us can agree on.

Do we even know how to read?

If you are going to give me a shitty meme, I'll shit post you back game.

This is how ya shitpost game, take notes on the low effort.

I'm going to check everything in this room just for the sake of seeing if there anything hidden.

This can be standard Pokémon PC or something worse.

Thank God it's standard.

And for some reason we have a potion in our item box? I'm taking it you never know if it could come in handy encase this game pulls the battle in the lab move.

Hey you Pokémon experts do other Pokémon games normally give you a potion in your PC item box when you start? Is this common thing and I am just very stupid, or just a Pokémon whack thing?

We also sadly have no mail.

This is part of the sign next to the green blue shelf.

Voice record?

uh? No thank you I have no Microphone.

I have my mind made up not to ever do it. But that still neat.

Trying to download a file, and all it says is 0. Weird.

If you do the real world Location it says this.

Fun Fact: Not even Close to where I live.

If any of you do play this, mind picking this option and tell us if it says the same thing.

Down stairs we see our mother sitting at the table as you might expect.

Looks like we won't get to watch the new Pokémon sword and shield anime. I wonder if any of the Pokémon not in the SWSH games will show up in it.

Head Canon time. Our mother broke the dishes because our of non standard gender,and won't buy more till we move out of the house and start our Pokémon journey.

Uh Is,is the floor missing a tile? Weird. Yes we can stand on it, so it just seems like a error.

Hell yeah. Too bad we have no Pokémon.

Our journey to become a Pokémon master? No. But a journey to find the weird shit in this game.

I never did understand why we need shoes to run. But then again given what type of person we are playing, they might think putting flames decals on a car would make it go faster.

Here is our home town of wack. I am starting to notice a trend with the naming already.

Did this kid grow up to write the new star trek show?

THIS IS THE POWER OF MATH PEOPLE!

Our ingame excuse and hint where to find some ingame Offical Pokémon. Why are they in a cave? Because. Why are they stronger? Because.

Talking to the guy under the fountain he asks us this. This is a pretty cool idea. So far the game doesn't seem too bad. and has a fe neat ideas after that horrible intro.

And after saying something good about the game, it outright name drops Minecraft. I spoke way too soon.

But we did get a neat new item I'll look at in a later update when we have more items.

Uh. Uhhh. Do you ask everyone who talks to you this?

This is a Pokémon fan game with six genders, no way of knowing if this is meant to be taken at face value, or in a creep way.

Before we go to the lab let's check the other house

Hmm Not bad looking.

Hi I am everything wrong with Deviantart and tumbler.

We have no Pokémon. I wonder what happens if I say yes.

And we crashed. Well fuck.

Since it crashed and I have to redo things, here was something I missed, talk to mother again after getting our stuff, and she confirms our worst fears of what our gender really is. She doesn't really even want us around, I don't blame her.

Uhhhh?

Let's say no, and then save first encase it crashes again.

WAIT WHAT IT WORKS IF WE SAY YES.
it didn't crash, man this game is unpredictable.

Trying to select any of the empty boxes just has it say that.

Saying No the the contest lady. Yes it is my choice not to crash. Thanks.

Okay Guys time for the moment you all waiting for the lab.

Yes it does the whole auto walk thing.

Wait are you not the guy from the intro? Your name sys you are oak, and the intro guy says he not oak?

Rare Pokémon? Ohhhh Me like.

No idea why but it doesn't show us what they look like.

So we Have WooT.

Maggie.

And steamin. Of course Given the news of the new HL game and how easy of a low hanging joke it is.

We are going with steamin.

Hmm but what to name it.

Hehehheehe,it just also happens to fit the 10 letter limit. Look at our little Pokémon reject.

You would say that no matter what I picked old man.

Too bad,you apparently don't have one.

Well fuck you as well oak. Let's go see if anything is hidden around the lab.

And you can't take the others. at least they programmed that well.

THIS IS THE SAME FUCKER I KNEW IT YOU SACK OF SHIT.

We can't take a second one, maybe SWSH could use a second dex.

Oh wait No NatDex in that game.

The fuck does this even mean?

Okay these just explain the basic, Rival picks the Pokémon you are weak to thing that happens in every game.

Uh? Why is it telling me I see something.

Wait what happening.

WAIT WHAT, WHY IS THIS A THING.

HIDDEN TRAINER BATTLE TIME? I guess. I didn't even know this was a thing what the hell.

Looks like a demon. Check.
Has a knife or sword for a arm? Check.
Wings. Check.
Errors on the sprite. check. Look at how the horns are floating above it's head lol.

This is where I heared our Pokemons cry for the first time.

It's literally a guy saying. "Steam".

I laughed at how absurd it was just hearing a normal guy say. "Steam."

We don't have much to work with but what we have seems to be super effective.

Keep in mind The enemy punched us for later, I'll bring it up again.

Only in a Pokémon fan game will a edgy as he'll Pokémon have a ability called sadism.

So uh why does our steamy boy who is made of steam which, encase any of you forgot is water so hot it turns into a gas.
Look I get the idea behind it, but Really a ice type move on a Pokémon the complete opposite.

Anyway I use it because I am stupid and have no idea what it did until i just looked it up.

He pounds.

We scratch.

He faints.

Nice level up.

And we learned a new move, Hot dang Everything coming up millhouse.

And they send our this monster. Judging by how it doesn't look like a MS paint, this is one of the Pokémon got a face lift from the community Sprite pack. Also maybe our pokemons back sprite as well.

We try our new move and, the enemy goes first.

Thank God it's weak to steam it's attack did. 6 dam, and even if it hits again we kill it before it kills us.

WHAT NO. FUCK HOW DOES MAGICAL TALKING WINDOW HAVE A BERRY.

Two can play this game of using items.

I forgot to get the potion again after we crashed.

AND I ALSO FORGOT THE MINE CRAFT CRAFTER FUCK.

We just going to use our new move till one of us dies.

It some how uses constrict on Steam, but what ever.

Pretend it says we used steamy spray.

If this doesn't kill it we are fucked.

Thankfully it did. We beat what I assume was a elder God. Should I roll a 1d100 sanity lost?

Nice amount of EXP for a hard fought won.

I forgot to Screen cap the stat ups for this level,but you can just figure out the trend.

What the fuck did we even fight?

That really fucking ominous for a weird hidden fight.

And it gave us money? Uh, did deviant just find 400 on the ground?

After the battle we just end up here.

How did we go from looking out a window, to fighting a elder God, Outside our house?

Fuck I don't even understand what we are, let alone what happen.
Anyway It's time to end this update with the Pokedex.

Kanto Pokedex? Not the WackDex?

Now remmeber that somehow we got both punched, and constricted, despite being made of gas.

Also the enemy didn't get steamed (hams).

Wow 19.8 pounds of steam. I am terrible at math, but does any one know how much water it would take to make 19.8 pounds of steam?

and here we have something SWSH wishes it has.

That the end of this update.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

So uh, Devio is supposed to evolve from something else at lvl46, and that elder god thing also evolves from something else at level 70.

Oh boy, can't wait until you get one of these:

Spoiler: NSFW?? I think???

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Oh boy, can't wait until you get one of these:

Spoiler: NSFW?? I think???

Is that a robot dick Pokémon? With arms?

So uh, Devio is supposed to evolve from something else at lvl46, and that elder god thing also evolves from something else at level 70.

So what you saying is that we are already the best Pokémon trainer in the world, or the spooky voice that is also a trainer, and for some reason battles you when you look out a window, is a very shitty trainer that brought his dads Pokémon to the fight.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 3: Poké-day loop.

Spoiler

Uh wonder what this button does.

Oh?

oh.

In Game let's check what is to the left of this small town.

Hint Hint. Nudge Nudge.

Unwisest words given what kind of degenerate deviant is.

Going up we see this guy. Could this be our first(second) Trainer battle?

Encase it is let's heal up.

Guess not. Wonder what he has to say then.

Heresy! Next you will tell me there is no Pokémon god, and sword and shield are great games.

Look at these berries I can't pick according to that message that doing so can fucked up my save game.

This game really does like reusing the old git gud meme.

I guess it's not a berry so i should be fine right?

Is that a floating door in a tree? Is this Pokémon or DND? Well I can't do anything with it.

Quite invigorating, and thoughtful words. /sneed

Might as well take the other one as well.

Are you also not a trainer?

I didn't ask how you was, or tell you how I was.

So like me, but you understand what gender you are, and suck worse then me.

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR LIFE STORY? DO YOU DO THIS TO EVERYONE?

Is the pope catholic? You reject of a OC.

Quick question,have you defeated a elder God in a Pokémon battle with a fresh starter? I Thought not.

Ahh shit he has type advantage I think.

Let me go adress the type chart @Questionable Ceviche posted.

Nope we both neutral to each other. Might well play it a bit safe.

BTW he used thunderwave and it did this.

Fuck it had a berry as well. Back to square one.

It also knows bite.

Once we get our move off and do Half HP,HE HAS THE GULL TO THEN USE A POTION.

YOU CHEEKY FUCKER.

Thankfully That battle with a elder God made us over leveled.

As much as I like to make fun of the MSPaint art, when the community sprites kick in, they look Pretty okay.

Also apparently our Steamin ability is Torrent. That explains a lot.

Yeah he also had a berry for this one.

Ready to see what Pokémon hell is like?

Yeah 4 turns in a row. Fucking paralyze.

We get our fucking revenge.

Luck be a lady tonight.

Well fuck you to.

We took his lunch money.

Sure buddy keep telling yourself that.

Given you are our """""""""""""""""""""""Rival""""""""""""""""""""""" Yes Yes we will.

Then he just disappeared. He doesn't walk or anything, he just Poofed.

So pretend this played.

Oh hey a cave. Wonder whats inside.

and fuck Pokémon battle before I got in.

I am starting to question if using the community sprites was a good idea we missing out on MSPaint-mon.

blahblah we murder it.

Uh rodent grotto?

Going up to the next room we spot this sign with Pokémon names.

UH huh.

and get into a battle with.

Oh. OH.

We murder it before it had a chance to get lost on a mountain and turn into a yeti.

I think these signs tell us what Pokémon we will find in each room.
And sad news.

walked a step got into a battle and In my haste to press screencap button.

I ACCIDENTLY RESET THE GAME.

Anyway.

Because I had to redo some stuff from our safe outside the house I went to the lab because I forgot to talk to this guy.

Not really.

On our way to fight our rival a second time. We run into this Pokémon.

It didn't stand a chance and I didn't even use the potion this time.

Skipping to the fight even at almost full HP we lost this time do to that stupid status effect making me skip 6 FUCKING TURNS IN A ROW.

This time he stole our money.

Why did I black out? I wasn't the one fighting.

How sad.

Thanks Mom.

Weird thing to say robot mom but okay.

Third time fighting this fucker now,and this is going to sound a bit nutty, but steamy spray CAUSED BURN.

That's really cool it has a slight chance of doing that given what steam is.

Also because it's a water move. Didn't expect that one you oversized commission taker.

The burn kills it.

This time we don't get side tracked by that cave and head right to the city where we see this,

And we forced to walk.

Thats nice.

Oh it's no longer nice, and

We seem to be making fun of sheeple.

That or this is a dig at mindless fans in fandoms that say X is always right.

and then they also poof the fuck out of there like our rival.

I really need to get me the power of teleportation.

I wonder if it's ice type.

We heal our Pokémon and I'll end this here,

 

[Ineedahero]

19.8 pounds of steam is... a lot of steam. A shitload of steam.

Also didn't the game say it crashes on planting berries? If you also can't pick them fuck that, I'm glad you're playing and not me :S

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

19.8 pounds of steam is... a lot of steam. A shitload of steam.

Also didn't the game say it crashes on planting berries? If you also can't pick them fuck that, I'm glad you're playing and not me :S

Was it planting berries? I want to be very cautious around such things as being a fan game which is all about quantiy over quality. I really don't want to accidently step on a landmine I was warned about lol.

 

[WD-40]

Was it planting berries? I want to be very cautious around such things as being a fan game which is all about quantiy over quality. I really don't want to accidently step on a landmine I was warned about lol.

Yeah, it's planting berries and nicknaming hatched pokemon.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Yeah, it's planting berries and nicknaming hatched pokemon.

Looks likeI have some berrys to harvest then.