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This game would only be better if they also added every other romhack original pokémon and types.
Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.
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After seeing this romhack I think I might have to LP for my friends as well.
(or even stream it on twitch under the Sword and Shield tab
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Episode 4:Unfinished Business and exploring the town.
Let's start by talking to the people here.
Uhhhthere aonline function? Sure.
Oh. How sad.
Stop right there, before looking at the rest take a guess what dead meme this book will use.
HaHa Le Funny Dead Meme.
I don't have one.
Picking No he says No, BUT if you pick yes and back out.
Uh What? is it keeping you up, how would a normal one not do that.
Uh No Thank you, I am a deviant note druggie. I don't need no wonder trade.
What is with chefs and Minecraft. You would think the kids would be the one talking about mincecraft, not the overweigh middle age men.
Oh I get the joke.
With that done let's go do some Unfinished Business.
Let's get some berrys.
All Standard cannon berries so far.
On the way to our next step another one of these.
Talk about Overkill.
Remember this cave?
It's time to find out what at the end of that room wehad that Accident in.
Oh 3 pokeballs Wonder what in these,
And we take onestep and fucking battle happen.
If this game is gonna use unfunny dead memes, I might as well also do it.
BEGONE THOT.
Two things.
1. Apprently Oak is talking to us.
2.Uh Popplio THE CAT? I ma sorry what.
Thats right nothing stops us from taking them all. which I am, and you viewers can't stop me.
Rowley's name is a pun I found online.
Litten: Oooooh yeeeah!
And lastly.
Shout out to @WD-40 who named our Popplio.
With that done let's check the right passage of this cave.
We find a flying gem.
If we check the left passage we find.
Nice.
Everything seems to be in order in the pokedex. Aside from Popplio being THE CAT POKEMON.
On the way out we find a taillow in the cave.
The first hit didn't kill it so I might as well Share the exp.
BECAUSE MACHO MAN IS RUNNING WILD.
Pretty standard moves.
Let's now explore the town.
Nice looking place.
Good to know. Should mean the first gym is a piece of cake.
Say that again after seeing the type chart. My Eyes still hurt.
We going to pass on this, I'll explain at the end of the update.
Fuck you,I can dress how I want, if that means getting frostbite on my Anything then so be it.
So it's Pokemart is turning into Starbucks. Okay Gotcha.
Hey Pokémon Experts How good is this buff? Would it be considered game breaking in the base game.
This building is special.
All these NPC's are traders for region variants.
At the top there 4 more, I didn't check to see what these one trade. Maybe next update.
On the off chance one of you wanted me to get a galarian version this is where it would happen.
Oi Ya little shit, I'll 1v1 ya win CoD Headshots only.
What if I don't care your a bad parent.
God Damn lady You think I care about your kid, I don't.
I care now.
Debatable.
Hey Experts How big of a change is just 0.1? In terms of balancing.
I am going to assume those buffs are pretty damn good,
But well Me Big Dum Dum Casual.
Yeah that a pretty fucking cool buff.
Hmmm No.
You could say this is pretty COOOL!
I'll Take my Autism, and or DUMB, Reactions now.
I'll wear what I want, don't tell me what to do.
Thats rather sad, and neat little attention to detail.
This game is all over the place with cool stuff, and mind blogging design.
I don't have one so no.
This line makes more sense.
Wonder if the voltorb was a copypasta job.
We won't do this for a while the video I saw on this game tried it.
It didn't go well.
So this guy I didn't mention before, he is Moving super fast around the screen and is a bitch to catch.
Might as well check Pokestarbucks.
AH WHAT IT SPEAKS ENGLISH?
And it only knows the word HELLO.
Weird.
I'll save you all the trouble now. Nothing New in the shop it's standards stuff you see in the games.
Other side of town we find this hidden.
Another TM to add to our collection.
These guys say nothing and block the right side of town.
Thats it's for this update. Hope you don't mind it wasn't full of battleing and just taking in the town, and whats in it.
Also About those 2 Pokémon we can now get.
Would you guys rather have a unknown, a Togepi, or Don't want me to take them.
If you want me to take one, Also give it a name.
Let's start by talking to the people here.
Uhhhthere aonline function? Sure.
Oh. How sad.
Stop right there, before looking at the rest take a guess what dead meme this book will use.
HaHa Le Funny Dead Meme.
I don't have one.
Picking No he says No, BUT if you pick yes and back out.
Uh What? is it keeping you up, how would a normal one not do that.
Uh No Thank you, I am a deviant note druggie. I don't need no wonder trade.
What is with chefs and Minecraft. You would think the kids would be the one talking about mincecraft, not the overweigh middle age men.
Oh I get the joke.
With that done let's go do some Unfinished Business.
Let's get some berrys.
All Standard cannon berries so far.
On the way to our next step another one of these.
Talk about Overkill.
Remember this cave?
It's time to find out what at the end of that room wehad that Accident in.
Oh 3 pokeballs Wonder what in these,
And we take onestep and fucking battle happen.
If this game is gonna use unfunny dead memes, I might as well also do it.
BEGONE THOT.
Two things.
1. Apprently Oak is talking to us.
2.Uh Popplio THE CAT? I ma sorry what.
Thats right nothing stops us from taking them all. which I am, and you viewers can't stop me.
Rowley's name is a pun I found online.
Litten: Oooooh yeeeah!
And lastly.
Shout out to @WD-40 who named our Popplio.
With that done let's check the right passage of this cave.
We find a flying gem.
If we check the left passage we find.
Nice.
Everything seems to be in order in the pokedex. Aside from Popplio being THE CAT POKEMON.
On the way out we find a taillow in the cave.
The first hit didn't kill it so I might as well Share the exp.
BECAUSE MACHO MAN IS RUNNING WILD.
Pretty standard moves.
Let's now explore the town.
Nice looking place.
Good to know. Should mean the first gym is a piece of cake.
Say that again after seeing the type chart. My Eyes still hurt.
We going to pass on this, I'll explain at the end of the update.
Fuck you,I can dress how I want, if that means getting frostbite on my Anything then so be it.
So it's Pokemart is turning into Starbucks. Okay Gotcha.
Hey Pokémon Experts How good is this buff? Would it be considered game breaking in the base game.
This building is special.
All these NPC's are traders for region variants.
At the top there 4 more, I didn't check to see what these one trade. Maybe next update.
On the off chance one of you wanted me to get a galarian version this is where it would happen.
Oi Ya little shit, I'll 1v1 ya win CoD Headshots only.
What if I don't care your a bad parent.
God Damn lady You think I care about your kid, I don't.
I care now.
Debatable.
Hey Experts How big of a change is just 0.1? In terms of balancing.
I am going to assume those buffs are pretty damn good,
But well Me Big Dum Dum Casual.
Yeah that a pretty fucking cool buff.
Hmmm No.
You could say this is pretty COOOL!
I'll Take my Autism, and or DUMB, Reactions now.
I'll wear what I want, don't tell me what to do.
Thats rather sad, and neat little attention to detail.
This game is all over the place with cool stuff, and mind blogging design.
I don't have one so no.
This line makes more sense.
Wonder if the voltorb was a copypasta job.
We won't do this for a while the video I saw on this game tried it.
It didn't go well.
So this guy I didn't mention before, he is Moving super fast around the screen and is a bitch to catch.
Might as well check Pokestarbucks.
AH WHAT IT SPEAKS ENGLISH?
And it only knows the word HELLO.
Weird.
I'll save you all the trouble now. Nothing New in the shop it's standards stuff you see in the games.
Other side of town we find this hidden.
Another TM to add to our collection.
These guys say nothing and block the right side of town.
Thats it's for this update. Hope you don't mind it wasn't full of battleing and just taking in the town, and whats in it.
Also About those 2 Pokémon we can now get.
Would you guys rather have a unknown, a Togepi, or Don't want me to take them.
If you want me to take one, Also give it a name.
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Get the Unown, the gimmick buff seems more fun than some egg pokemon. This seems pretty standard romhack stuff so far, except for that weird demon battle early on.
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Don't name egged mons, game breaks. As for egges wait for mysterious man or at least Lapras quest.
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And that battle was hidden. Can't wait till we find more hidden stuff like that.
Awwww shit I forgot about nameing egged mons breaks things, thanks for reminding me.
Well You know what maybe we will test to see if it really does break the game.
I'll make sure to back up my save.
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Episode 5:Love at first Glow.
Save game backed up,and let's test berry planting and egg naming.
Why yes Shady man in a house I broke into. I would love to know how you got a egg for a genderless Pokémon.
Unless.
OH NO WE IN THE POKEMON GO UNIVERSE!
With the egg gotten,and the relization that we are in the darkest timeline.
He vanish before our eyes. Was he real? Am I real? Why was he in this kids house?
The Pokemon world may never know.
By soon I think it's 100 or so steps maybe more I didn't count.
Anyway while we are walking around waiting for this egg to hatch let's check out something.
If we go to the pokegear.
We can check the map for wack. I think the red square is us.
And a jukebox, you may notice that Oak,but apparently not really oak has his theme here.
But also the custom music folder for music in this game.
With classics songs such as.
John Cena.
Doot.
Nazi anthem in both a piano,and normal version. For some reason.
Pumped up kicks, and 2 queen songs.
Not just any version of spooky scary skeletons but this version.
Warning Your ears might hurt, and your skeleton might get spooked.
And many more songs.
I just showed you the ones I think stood out there likely more.
Anyway back to the game.
It's hatch time.
We got a T
Why Yes Yes I would.
Let's name it Chrischan
Or the game could crash.
And we can't plant berry's non of these spots do anything. No textbox or anything.
Well with that done, let's get back to playing the game, and not memeing.
Consider all that a Non Canon OVA if you want.
But I did spot this pokeball in wacktown.
And on our way back to that ice Town we encounter a new Pokémon on route 1.
Look at it isn't it cute. I wonder what the oringal MSpaint looked like.
Not bad.
It wants our dog to play nice.
It also knows flash. No damageing moves at all.
Let's throw our one pokeball and catch it.
Not shown throwing it.
Not shown my genuine anger.
So we have to go buy some Balls before catching it.
Bit of both encased run out of great balls.
Here it is again. I'm gonna skip right to catching it.
Let's see what this little cute thing dex says.
You can't tell me you don't love the little thing. It's the most innocent thing So far.
I decided we will call it glowstick.
Going to assume that ability is new.
Also looking at our TM's everyone but Robin can learn work up.
So we make it learn it.
Also weirdly only Macho Man can learn Aerial Ace Which is not something it can do in offical games.
OH YEAH BROTHERS TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO TEACH MACHO MAN AERIAL ACE.
It's now time we go explore this up here.
Who's this fellow? he not a trainer. There been a lack of them so far.
This sounds stupid.
I was thinking of letting Macho Man take out the trash.
Good Guess otherwise.
So you call it a snow battle,despite just being a normal battle but with restrictions?
So it's like competive Pokémon battle.
Nah I'll pass.
I forgot to screen cap this line the first time.
Yes It's both a shiny, and a joke.
It knows tackle.
And defense curl.
This makes it much easier to catch.
Weirdly the dex says that at the end.
Not sure if that a error a bad joke.
Might be a error. ALSO 18.7 POUNDS.
How fucking dense is this snow packed.
Yes Yes we will.
I asked on Kiwi's farms chat, and the first person to give a name was this.
@Astro Galactic Megalul Thanks for the name.
Your welcome I guess?
I am just showing the stats for Pokémon I catch because I know at least one of you likely cared.
We take a few Steps and meet this.
I love the name pun.
Aside from torment it's a easy to kill pokemon.
And then I accidently hit f12 again which is right next to print screen button.
And reset the game before I could save.
Anyway as I redo all that.
I'll only post screen shots of new stuff till we back to where I was about to save it.
This weird crash happen when Halflive VR got poisoned, but it wore off on the overworld.
We meet these two things on route 1 while I was trying to get glow stick back.
We oneshot both.
We met one of these with poison Gas. Pretty cool.
We also met a official Pokémon in the forest. If any of you want me to catch any of these and stuff one of our Gen 7 starters in the PC Box Just ask.
This thing also appeared Nothing weird about it.
But when we killed it
Glowstick grew a level higher then when I accidently reset. And learned Happy Glow.
A real damaging move for glowstick, thank God.
So to give glowstick EXP I've been using the old switch mid battle tactic.
There is no EXP share in this game aside from doing that.
Also wait flash is now Light despite being Normal type move normally?
This mod is so weird.
Wonder what the cop is doing over here?
Why do you know this, why are you dressed up as a cop, and why tell people who greet you.
All these questions and more will never be answered.
This is what glowsticks new move looks like.
Glowstick is now Zelda if Zelda was a male, and fighting a terrorist organization.
That or it's a yellow Ion Cannon.
We deleteing work up because it's a TM move for this.
Wait thats not a light type move that Psychic move in the normal games.
Why change it.
Anyway thats it for now. Maybe next time we fight the gym leader if you guys want me to.
Also small note I would put all links to each episode in the OP but for some reason I can't edit OP snice episode 2. So that thrown out the window.
Save game backed up,and let's test berry planting and egg naming.
Why yes Shady man in a house I broke into. I would love to know how you got a egg for a genderless Pokémon.
Unless.
OH NO WE IN THE POKEMON GO UNIVERSE!
With the egg gotten,and the relization that we are in the darkest timeline.
He vanish before our eyes. Was he real? Am I real? Why was he in this kids house?
The Pokemon world may never know.
By soon I think it's 100 or so steps maybe more I didn't count.
Anyway while we are walking around waiting for this egg to hatch let's check out something.
If we go to the pokegear.
We can check the map for wack. I think the red square is us.
And a jukebox, you may notice that Oak,but apparently not really oak has his theme here.
But also the custom music folder for music in this game.
With classics songs such as.
John Cena.
Doot.
Nazi anthem in both a piano,and normal version. For some reason.
Pumped up kicks, and 2 queen songs.
Not just any version of spooky scary skeletons but this version.
And many more songs.
I just showed you the ones I think stood out there likely more.
Anyway back to the game.
It's hatch time.
We got a T
Why Yes Yes I would.
Let's name it Chrischan
Or the game could crash.
And we can't plant berry's non of these spots do anything. No textbox or anything.
Well with that done, let's get back to playing the game, and not memeing.
Consider all that a Non Canon OVA if you want.
But I did spot this pokeball in wacktown.
And on our way back to that ice Town we encounter a new Pokémon on route 1.
Look at it isn't it cute. I wonder what the oringal MSpaint looked like.
Not bad.
It wants our dog to play nice.
It also knows flash. No damageing moves at all.
Let's throw our one pokeball and catch it.
Not shown throwing it.
Not shown my genuine anger.
So we have to go buy some Balls before catching it.
Bit of both encased run out of great balls.
Here it is again. I'm gonna skip right to catching it.
Let's see what this little cute thing dex says.
You can't tell me you don't love the little thing. It's the most innocent thing So far.
I decided we will call it glowstick.
Going to assume that ability is new.
Also looking at our TM's everyone but Robin can learn work up.
So we make it learn it.
Also weirdly only Macho Man can learn Aerial Ace Which is not something it can do in offical games.
OH YEAH BROTHERS TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO TEACH MACHO MAN AERIAL ACE.
It's now time we go explore this up here.
Who's this fellow? he not a trainer. There been a lack of them so far.
This sounds stupid.
I was thinking of letting Macho Man take out the trash.
Good Guess otherwise.
So you call it a snow battle,despite just being a normal battle but with restrictions?
So it's like competive Pokémon battle.
Nah I'll pass.
I forgot to screen cap this line the first time.
Yes It's both a shiny, and a joke.
It knows tackle.
And defense curl.
This makes it much easier to catch.
Weirdly the dex says that at the end.
Not sure if that a error a bad joke.
Might be a error. ALSO 18.7 POUNDS.
How fucking dense is this snow packed.
Yes Yes we will.
I asked on Kiwi's farms chat, and the first person to give a name was this.
@Astro Galactic Megalul Thanks for the name.
Your welcome I guess?
I am just showing the stats for Pokémon I catch because I know at least one of you likely cared.
We take a few Steps and meet this.
I love the name pun.
Aside from torment it's a easy to kill pokemon.
And then I accidently hit f12 again which is right next to print screen button.
And reset the game before I could save.
Anyway as I redo all that.
I'll only post screen shots of new stuff till we back to where I was about to save it.
This weird crash happen when Halflive VR got poisoned, but it wore off on the overworld.
We meet these two things on route 1 while I was trying to get glow stick back.
We oneshot both.
We met one of these with poison Gas. Pretty cool.
We also met a official Pokémon in the forest. If any of you want me to catch any of these and stuff one of our Gen 7 starters in the PC Box Just ask.
This thing also appeared Nothing weird about it.
But when we killed it
Glowstick grew a level higher then when I accidently reset. And learned Happy Glow.
A real damaging move for glowstick, thank God.
So to give glowstick EXP I've been using the old switch mid battle tactic.
There is no EXP share in this game aside from doing that.
Also wait flash is now Light despite being Normal type move normally?
This mod is so weird.
Wonder what the cop is doing over here?
Why do you know this, why are you dressed up as a cop, and why tell people who greet you.
All these questions and more will never be answered.
This is what glowsticks new move looks like.
Glowstick is now Zelda if Zelda was a male, and fighting a terrorist organization.
That or it's a yellow Ion Cannon.
We deleteing work up because it's a TM move for this.
Wait thats not a light type move that Psychic move in the normal games.
Why change it.
Anyway thats it for now. Maybe next time we fight the gym leader if you guys want me to.
Also small note I would put all links to each episode in the OP but for some reason I can't edit OP snice episode 2. So that thrown out the window.
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These new pokemon are surprisingly better than the MS vomit demons you fought earlier. Not going to lie, GlowStick is pretty cute. Sucks about his nature lowering what looks like is going to be his main attacking stat.
I kind of want to play this trash fire now.
I kind of want to play this trash fire now.
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That the community sprites for you.
That demon didn't apparently get resprited so we saw the raw MSPaint version only.
I am sure if it did get resprite it look passable if still edgy as hell
If you do be prepared for the random crashes that only happen out of nowhere.
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Holy fuck, it's like someone managed to code Chris Chan's autism into game form.
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Episode 6:Raiding Ice-sis, and Our first gym battle.
We got glowstick a level up.
Let's check the other part of this forest.
Oh see that hidden TM in the left top corner.
Fuck ran into a smoochum on the way there.
A lot of pokemon around these parts seem to know pound.
Still a very easy battle.
Look Oh look a move I won't use unless a later gym is weak to it.
And looking around glow gets another level.
At First I thought this was a Pokémon added in by the mod, but Turns out it's not.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
What a truly forgettable filler Pokémon.
But between you and me, I'll take this thing over the Yeti crab from SM.
Thats a new move.
and it hurts like a bitch because for some reason Light is weak to wood.
According to the type chart(Yes I strained my eyes to check) it is. Any one know why light is week to wood?
Maybe it's to do with the morning wood, and sunrises. Look I am sperging out nonsense trying to understand this shit.
Thank god this isn't a Nuzlocke .
We finish it off with Macho.
This spot right here, if you press Active button(enter) you end up.
In a hidden cave.
If we think back and remember what the woman said.
She told us there was a hidden passage somewhere in the forest.
She coul at least told us what spot ya dick.
Ignoring the MSPaint ghosts surrounding the child,we find a ice stone in the corner.
If anything Pretty sure we just found a piece of ice and pocketed it,and called it a Stone.
I made sure to heal up at the pokecenter, and put Macho first.
The fuck are they saying.
Thanks google translate.
Oh these ghosts was just iceis. Does this mean we raiding a terror base?
We fought these guys a ton of times already you know the drill.
HaHa Get it. It's a cat so of course it learns the ghost type move lick.
Very funny game freak./sneed
Next one is level 6 ONE LEVEL HIGHER WHAT EVER WILL WE DO.
I am happy that iceis don't have explode or self destruct.
Third one so boring I didn't even cap the Fainted screen.
Our ember only oneshot this one, but here the real kicker.
IT BURNED HIM.
The AI being stupid tried to poison a Pokémon already poisoned.
Goes about as well as you would think for the stupid Pokémon.
AMERICA SAVES THE DAY.
Is America even Canon in Pokémon? Unlikely, but that won't stop me from saying it is.
I don't think that using the Instant transmission sound effect will ever get old for me.
OH YEAH IT TAKE MORE THEN SISSY TERORIST POSIONING TO STOP MACHO MADNESS!
Leaving the cave we shat out on the other side of the map.
For some reason.
The reward better be worth it.
HEY WAIT DID YOU CALL ME MISTER, I'LL STRANGLE YOU.
Aw Man you ruined the replacing God with arceus thing.
Now I just have to replace God with Satan.
Big Money Big Money Big Money No whammies.
I'll take it. I guess.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
Yes For some reason the maker of this mod used the Japanses name for it.
Let's heal up. Because we are gonna do the gym.
I hope you all ready. WE DOING IT.
Gym looks pretty standard, so far nothing is fucked up.
I really wouldn't call myself a champ in the making, that makes me sound like I am at all having some clue what I am doing battle wise.
Make another ice pun, and I'll put you on ICE.
I'm sorry what? It hits even harder, harder then what It's fragile body? Am I having a stroke or a sudden burst of Pokémon related autism?
I get ice types are glass cannons but this is worded weirdly.
This is just normal floor so no idea why it's even colored differently.
This is the first trainer that runs up to us to battle.
Boy is he demanding.
Fun Fact doing a quick Pedia check, Fire Red/Leaf Green has a Camper Named Liam There a reason I mention this.
Any eagle eyed players might have noticed the gym pretty familiar.
Thats because it's just a reskin of.
Pewter Gym from the remakes.
Oh No this kid is working with the terrosts. Fucking CSGO kids.
He didn't even lose much HP and already used a berry.
Thankfully when we use Steamy spray again we almost kill it.
Let's be honest it's a trash mob in Pokémon form. Nothing challngeing.
This is why I bring up the Connection to FireRed.
He also had his second Pokémon as a Sandshrew,mind you his wasn't a alolan,and was 2 level higher ato 10, but still.
For some reason the Sandshrew uses bide, and
Does this. It doesn't hit us once, THE POSION HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE THEN THIS FUCKER.
This is quite literally a Jobber in the from of a Pokémon.
Keep Dreaming, your Pokémon Jobbed harder then Game freak phones in the newest game.
Ka-ching.
You Mean the OC of Brock up there?
He looks like Brock got shipped with Mr freeze, and One MPreg later he popped out.
Of Course being the Loving good trainer I am I cure poison.
And use our berrys to heal HalfLifeVr.
He going to be the one that kicks this shitty OC"s ass back to fanfiction.net.
As a gym leader for a reskin gym?
As the poster boy for a lame gym type?
As the laughing stock of the town who non stop berates you for being the leader of a gym who type is at a disadvantage towards the starters?
Go on Pick which one you like.
Okay your reading my mind, that kind of creepy.
This is when his theme kicks in, and it's really fucking cool when you don't expect it.
Here a video I found of someone doing the battle,and you can here the theme when it kicks in.
Sure you are, and I must be the leader of Light up Neo Nazi's right.
Do you ever shut the hell up?
One Last thing you a boy or a girl.
Maybe.
Maybe what?I asked which gender you was.
Exactly.
This should be a piece of cake, we even the same level.
Oh Cute you have a Hail gimmick dude to the pokemon's ability. Does the poor gym leader need a handicap to win. HahHahaa.
Hey wait a second your not meant to learn that move for another 25 levels.
HOLY SHIT. THE FUCKING HELL ONESHOTTED HIM.
Of course he barely hurts himself.
Okay Macho it's your turn to show this reject of a Cool Pokémon who is boss.
You show me who running this show.
HE HAS SNAPPED INTO SLIM JIMS HARDER THEN YOUR WEAK HAMMER.
Fuccck.
2 turns of ember later and we kill it.
I like Leer it feels like something Macho man would really do.
Feel free to tell me if this was a mistake.
Hahaha he sending in a snow ball, what a joke.
Ember didn't do much for being super effective must be a higher level thing.
Hold on what that can't be right.
It rolled at us again.
MACHO MAN NEEDS A BREATHER.
Fuck you. Rubbing it in.
It's all up to you glowstick prove you are better.
Oh,Oh no I think we might be fucked.
Well fuck we only have white power left.
That Neo Nazi comment I made seems to be bitting me in the ass right now.
I'll save you guys the trouble.
He uses this
We tackle our snow with it;s.
We barely even do 1 damage.
OUR MONEY. I COULD HAVE USED THAT.
Back to square one.
I do as well.
Well thats it's for this update. We Lost our first gym battle, and made a fool of our self's.
Guess Next update will be just a lot of training our Pokémon.
We got glowstick a level up.
Let's check the other part of this forest.
Oh see that hidden TM in the left top corner.
Fuck ran into a smoochum on the way there.
A lot of pokemon around these parts seem to know pound.
Still a very easy battle.
Look Oh look a move I won't use unless a later gym is weak to it.
And looking around glow gets another level.
At First I thought this was a Pokémon added in by the mod, but Turns out it's not.
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But between you and me, I'll take this thing over the Yeti crab from SM.
Thats a new move.
and it hurts like a bitch because for some reason Light is weak to wood.
According to the type chart(Yes I strained my eyes to check) it is. Any one know why light is week to wood?
Maybe it's to do with the morning wood, and sunrises. Look I am sperging out nonsense trying to understand this shit.
Thank god this isn't a Nuzlocke .
We finish it off with Macho.
This spot right here, if you press Active button(enter) you end up.
In a hidden cave.
If we think back and remember what the woman said.
She told us there was a hidden passage somewhere in the forest.
She coul at least told us what spot ya dick.
Ignoring the MSPaint ghosts surrounding the child,we find a ice stone in the corner.
If anything Pretty sure we just found a piece of ice and pocketed it,and called it a Stone.
I made sure to heal up at the pokecenter, and put Macho first.
The fuck are they saying.
Thanks google translate.
Oh these ghosts was just iceis. Does this mean we raiding a terror base?
We fought these guys a ton of times already you know the drill.
HaHa Get it. It's a cat so of course it learns the ghost type move lick.
Very funny game freak./sneed
Next one is level 6 ONE LEVEL HIGHER WHAT EVER WILL WE DO.
I am happy that iceis don't have explode or self destruct.
Third one so boring I didn't even cap the Fainted screen.
Our ember only oneshot this one, but here the real kicker.
IT BURNED HIM.
The AI being stupid tried to poison a Pokémon already poisoned.
Goes about as well as you would think for the stupid Pokémon.
AMERICA SAVES THE DAY.
Is America even Canon in Pokémon? Unlikely, but that won't stop me from saying it is.
OH YEAH IT TAKE MORE THEN SISSY TERORIST POSIONING TO STOP MACHO MADNESS!
Leaving the cave we shat out on the other side of the map.
For some reason.
The reward better be worth it.
HEY WAIT DID YOU CALL ME MISTER, I'LL STRANGLE YOU.
Aw Man you ruined the replacing God with arceus thing.
Now I just have to replace God with Satan.
Big Money Big Money Big Money No whammies.
I'll take it. I guess.
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Let's heal up. Because we are gonna do the gym.
I hope you all ready. WE DOING IT.
Gym looks pretty standard, so far nothing is fucked up.
I really wouldn't call myself a champ in the making, that makes me sound like I am at all having some clue what I am doing battle wise.
Make another ice pun, and I'll put you on ICE.
I'm sorry what? It hits even harder, harder then what It's fragile body? Am I having a stroke or a sudden burst of Pokémon related autism?
I get ice types are glass cannons but this is worded weirdly.
This is just normal floor so no idea why it's even colored differently.
This is the first trainer that runs up to us to battle.
Boy is he demanding.
Fun Fact doing a quick Pedia check, Fire Red/Leaf Green has a Camper Named Liam There a reason I mention this.
Any eagle eyed players might have noticed the gym pretty familiar.
Thats because it's just a reskin of.
Pewter Gym from the remakes.
Oh No this kid is working with the terrosts. Fucking CSGO kids.
He didn't even lose much HP and already used a berry.
Thankfully when we use Steamy spray again we almost kill it.
Let's be honest it's a trash mob in Pokémon form. Nothing challngeing.
This is why I bring up the Connection to FireRed.
He also had his second Pokémon as a Sandshrew,mind you his wasn't a alolan,and was 2 level higher ato 10, but still.
For some reason the Sandshrew uses bide, and
Does this. It doesn't hit us once, THE POSION HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE THEN THIS FUCKER.
This is quite literally a Jobber in the from of a Pokémon.
Keep Dreaming, your Pokémon Jobbed harder then Game freak phones in the newest game.
Ka-ching.
You Mean the OC of Brock up there?
He looks like Brock got shipped with Mr freeze, and One MPreg later he popped out.
Of Course being the Loving good trainer I am I cure poison.
And use our berrys to heal HalfLifeVr.
He going to be the one that kicks this shitty OC"s ass back to fanfiction.net.
As a gym leader for a reskin gym?
As the poster boy for a lame gym type?
As the laughing stock of the town who non stop berates you for being the leader of a gym who type is at a disadvantage towards the starters?
Go on Pick which one you like.
Okay your reading my mind, that kind of creepy.
This is when his theme kicks in, and it's really fucking cool when you don't expect it.
Sure you are, and I must be the leader of Light up Neo Nazi's right.
Do you ever shut the hell up?
This should be a piece of cake, we even the same level.
Oh Cute you have a Hail gimmick dude to the pokemon's ability. Does the poor gym leader need a handicap to win. HahHahaa.
Hey wait a second your not meant to learn that move for another 25 levels.
HOLY SHIT. THE FUCKING HELL ONESHOTTED HIM.
Of course he barely hurts himself.
Okay Macho it's your turn to show this reject of a Cool Pokémon who is boss.
You show me who running this show.
HE HAS SNAPPED INTO SLIM JIMS HARDER THEN YOUR WEAK HAMMER.
Fuccck.
2 turns of ember later and we kill it.
I like Leer it feels like something Macho man would really do.
Feel free to tell me if this was a mistake.
Hahaha he sending in a snow ball, what a joke.
Ember didn't do much for being super effective must be a higher level thing.
Hold on what that can't be right.
It rolled at us again.
MACHO MAN NEEDS A BREATHER.
Fuck you. Rubbing it in.
It's all up to you glowstick prove you are better.
Oh,Oh no I think we might be fucked.
Well fuck we only have white power left.
That Neo Nazi comment I made seems to be bitting me in the ass right now.
I'll save you guys the trouble.
He uses this
We tackle our snow with it;s.
We barely even do 1 damage.
OUR MONEY. I COULD HAVE USED THAT.
Back to square one.
I do as well.
Well thats it's for this update. We Lost our first gym battle, and made a fool of our self's.
Guess Next update will be just a lot of training our Pokémon.
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So that's what happens when you give Whitney ice and make her the 1st gym.
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Hail right I got iced. But for now I think I'ill give him the cold shoulder. At least still we gain a lot of levels or new Pokémon, and then he be Snow problem for us.
Oh God you are right, also if you make Whitney male, and a OC of Brock.
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Episode 7: *ROCKY THEME INTENSIFY*
I forgot to talk to her after getting the ticket. She explains whats it for.
We also boxxing Robin because I keep forgetting he is even on this team.
Let's go see whats here.
This guy looks friendly.
Uh sure.
Team juvite? The fucks a juvite? Sounds like Marmite if it was trying to pass it's self off as a American product.
A level 5? HAHAHAHHA SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
Sending out level 4 just because it's amusing.
Wake up you shiny piss take.
I really need to stop taking these battles so lightly, this isn't game freak and the piss easy battles.
We see if sea dog can deal with this pig, ant eater, dream sucking Pokémon.
Why do I keep any of you weaklings around.
Hah take that fucker, your dream eater shit wont do as much damage now.
Dream eater is counted as a special attack right?
Suck it you missed twice.
Aw fuck.
We call glow back and send out Macho.
MACHO MAN DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR DREAM EATTING FETISH.
BUT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A CAT WILL LICK YOU.
OH YEAH!
Of course we heal them, and before we go back, we going to train a ton, and show off any unseen Pokémon back around route 1 and the forest.
And white learns his first new move.
Looks like we blow smoke in the enemy face.
It does lower speed.
He level 8 now.
While training I went to check this window encase this was a repeatable thing.
Sadly not.
On route one we also meet this thing.
Looks like something icesis might want to crash into one of the new SWSH pokemons GIga Forms.
It know wing attack.
Back deep in the forest we find seel Why is a water type Pokémon deep in a ice forest?
Have you guys ever checked the description of this move?
According to the wiki.
Holy hell Emotional damage.
In the first part of the forest on our way back we find this Uninspired """""Pokémon""""".
Back on the island now let's explore it.
More of them? didn't that over cave also have some in it back on route one.
All Pokémon I give no shits about.
Just more bodies to add to my training montage.
As fun as catching some of these might be, we not here for vanilla Pokémon, we here to train.
We didn't get into a fight in this section.
This doofy looking Pokémon.
and this Bird are the two we run into on our way out.
Can you image this snowball doing a armless dab or something just as stupid.
Whats in here?
One of these.
FUCK THIS POKEMON FUCK IT RIGHT NOW WITH A BAT.
THIS FUCKER STUPID FUCKING TYPE CHANGING GIMMICK PISSES ME OFF EVERY FUCKING TIME I RUN ACROSS IT IN THIS CAVE.
If you like this horrible little fucker, you are just as bad of a trainer as that ice gym leader.
This is a real Pokémon as well, just another forgettable one.
Look at it, IT HAS KNIFE ARMS.
Outside the cave still on the island on one the trips back to the Pokémon center, We meet this Pokémon.
This one is a very stupid Pokémon.
Every other turn it would keep using helping hand. I felt bad defeating it.
So it's a damaging version of Flash? But doesn't light up caves.
We won't need play nice, We won't play nice when ever we fuck up the ice gym.
You could say No more Mr nice guy, no sure reeeeeeeeeeee.
I wonder if I Google Rule 34 and this Pokémon how much of it would be vore.
Yes Your welcome for that nightmare-ish thought.
See this guy, we catching him.
YOu may ask why this one out of all the Pokémon so far?
think back to when we exploreing the town.
That right we have a use for it.
THis fucker knows roll out.
MORE REASON TO HATE IT, IT REMINDS ME OF THAT GYM.
It kept using roll out till glow had got a lucky break and lived with one HP.
It's now or never.
Thank God.
Hey Pokémon Experts feel free to tell me I made some big mistake and just traded away a great dunsparce, or tell me it's a shitty one and good riddens.
I wont feel bad.
Wendigi Sounds like a Digimon.
And it's trainer named it Skree?
He doesn't look that scary... Kind of.
Zombie? Wouldn't FEAR type make more sense?
Only in fan game could get get THE CANNIBAL POKEMON.
Hahaha. What a whimp of a kid it's not that scary.
I forgot to talk to her after getting the ticket. She explains whats it for.
We also boxxing Robin because I keep forgetting he is even on this team.
Let's go see whats here.
This guy looks friendly.
Uh sure.
Team juvite? The fucks a juvite? Sounds like Marmite if it was trying to pass it's self off as a American product.
A level 5? HAHAHAHHA SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
Sending out level 4 just because it's amusing.
Wake up you shiny piss take.
I really need to stop taking these battles so lightly, this isn't game freak and the piss easy battles.
We see if sea dog can deal with this pig, ant eater, dream sucking Pokémon.
Hah take that fucker, your dream eater shit wont do as much damage now.
Dream eater is counted as a special attack right?
Suck it you missed twice.
Aw fuck.
We call glow back and send out Macho.
MACHO MAN DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR DREAM EATTING FETISH.
BUT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A CAT WILL LICK YOU.
OH YEAH!
Of course we heal them, and before we go back, we going to train a ton, and show off any unseen Pokémon back around route 1 and the forest.
And white learns his first new move.
Looks like we blow smoke in the enemy face.
It does lower speed.
He level 8 now.
While training I went to check this window encase this was a repeatable thing.
Sadly not.
On route one we also meet this thing.
Looks like something icesis might want to crash into one of the new SWSH pokemons GIga Forms.
It know wing attack.
Back deep in the forest we find seel Why is a water type Pokémon deep in a ice forest?
Have you guys ever checked the description of this move?
According to the wiki.
Holy hell Emotional damage.
In the first part of the forest on our way back we find this Uninspired """""Pokémon""""".
Back on the island now let's explore it.
More of them? didn't that over cave also have some in it back on route one.
All Pokémon I give no shits about.
As fun as catching some of these might be, we not here for vanilla Pokémon, we here to train.
We didn't get into a fight in this section.
This doofy looking Pokémon.
and this Bird are the two we run into on our way out.
Can you image this snowball doing a armless dab or something just as stupid.
Whats in here?
One of these.
FUCK THIS POKEMON FUCK IT RIGHT NOW WITH A BAT.
THIS FUCKER STUPID FUCKING TYPE CHANGING GIMMICK PISSES ME OFF EVERY FUCKING TIME I RUN ACROSS IT IN THIS CAVE.
If you like this horrible little fucker, you are just as bad of a trainer as that ice gym leader.
This is a real Pokémon as well, just another forgettable one.
Look at it, IT HAS KNIFE ARMS.
Outside the cave still on the island on one the trips back to the Pokémon center, We meet this Pokémon.
This one is a very stupid Pokémon.
Every other turn it would keep using helping hand. I felt bad defeating it.
So it's a damaging version of Flash? But doesn't light up caves.
We won't need play nice, We won't play nice when ever we fuck up the ice gym.
You could say No more Mr nice guy, no sure reeeeeeeeeeee.
I wonder if I Google Rule 34 and this Pokémon how much of it would be vore.
Yes Your welcome for that nightmare-ish thought.
See this guy, we catching him.
YOu may ask why this one out of all the Pokémon so far?
think back to when we exploreing the town.
That right we have a use for it.
THis fucker knows roll out.
MORE REASON TO HATE IT, IT REMINDS ME OF THAT GYM.
It kept using roll out till glow had got a lucky break and lived with one HP.
It's now or never.
Thank God.
Hey Pokémon Experts feel free to tell me I made some big mistake and just traded away a great dunsparce, or tell me it's a shitty one and good riddens.
I wont feel bad.
Wendigi Sounds like a Digimon.
And it's trainer named it Skree?
He doesn't look that scary... Kind of.
Zombie? Wouldn't FEAR type make more sense?
Only in fan game could get get THE CANNIBAL POKEMON.
Hahaha. What a whimp of a kid it's not that scary.
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With all the typos, unnecessary edginess, Tumblr bullshit, various Pokémon floating around on the field, MSPaint graphics, various graphical errors, and lazy map design, I can truly say that this game is FUCKING RAW.
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Even if it is Raw it's still rather fun, I have a blast playing it, and pointing out the weird shit.