(Mega )Episode 9

ne of the many reasons Nintendo dislikes fan games.
Let me start off by saying this whole Update been a fucking ride to do, in both good and bad ways.
The sheer amount of "wack" ramped up.
First off We catching a bunch of eevees, these guys like melon will be stuck in the box till we find where we can buy stones and check out the new evos.
Of course The first one I name myself to poke fun at the rivalry between these two Pokémon.
You know they say a eevee a trainer best friend.
Thank you
@shasetoma. for this name.
Also getting a few more levels in between catchs Since there more then just eevees here.
A ball of versatile fluff
Thank you
@Arm Pit Cream for this eevee's name.
You can make me fit your favorite trend.
And lastly Thank you
@NerdShamer for this name, very fitting.
Here our five eevees in the box, where they will stay untill it's time to make a 5 eevee Evo team.
Spoilers: Still haven't found where to buy stones.
We also wonder trading this vanilla Pokémon in hopes we get a cool new wackmon.
The fucks arod?
Oh We found the MSpaint sprites.
This Pokémon is based on a cryptid
en.wikipedia.org
I only point this out, because unlike skree this is a little more obscure of a refense.
It's time to set out and find out where the road takes us.
But first, let's chitchat.
Do you ever feel like we just being handed too much stuff too quickly?
Look I can understand the steamer and the Magma, but a normal log powers up Wood type moves? Could have at least said it was some rare log from a long forgotten ancient tree.
The fuck is a tiny tree doing out here?
I enjoy it when baby trees spourt out gibberish at me. Don't you?
Oh meh.
Kind of looks like a dick, but then again a lot of things do.
BTW when ever a Pokémon uses copycat this error pops up, it doesn't crash the game, but it's annoying.
Pretty sure we also killed it for real this time.
Just look at this Grass in trees., part of a tree sprite also in there.
NO NO NO NO NO.
Fun Fact this Pokémon also the Icon for this game if you look at the top left.
I'll be honest the community sprites do make a lot of these things look cute.
I'm sorry what? Rubber Rub.
For anyone too innocent or not well verse in slang.
A rubber a condom, and I refuse to believe that the author named it this way because rubber is a type in this mod. It's Had to be a joke on the slang word.
Not to mention Rub also has sex related slang attached to it.
In other words
In other words, pretty sure it's just violated our Pokémon in front of us.
The map errors get worse.
Sadly you can't walk beyond the maps Normal bounds. No void walking for us.
We can get down here. Nothing much to see.
Oh is this a trainer?
This is a joke on a trainer named joey in the offical games.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Joey
In
HeartGold and SoulSilver, Joey greatly emphasises the fact that he only raises one Pokémon, his
Rattata (
Raticate from the first rematch and onwards), claiming that it is in the "top percentage of
Rattata".
Good thing I'm here and have Google.
And Little fun Pokémon fact, the rattatas gender is wrong according to bulbapedia. Joey's rattata was a male in the games.
Likely just a little detail the maker of this game overlooked.
It's a normal rattata Nothing to show.
Oh but this is where this battle just gets weird.
Read that name, put a image in your head what it could look like.
ARE YOU READY.
Gets worse and worse thank God we slightly over leveled.
I forgot to grab the Stat cups sorry.
The look in my eyes are the look of someone who has seen too much.
Fucking kids having so little money.
Ohohohoh It's far more tragic then you might think.
I forget to come back and get this egg.
I He never did tell us what the hell pokemon was in it.
Let's explore this cave. Oh boy this fucking cave.
I jokely called this place Choco Mountain because of the Pokémon we find in it.
This is all he says, he not a trainer or anything.
This one has to be a trainer.
Oh hey more moves we never use unless you guys tell me they useful.
Or a Pokémon levels up and learns it.
Nice-su.
Jokes on him.
Just a geodude. Nothing weird here.
A chipit? Thats new.
What the fuck? A cookie with a face, arms, and legs?
Looks like Kirbys sweet tooth caught up with him.
Because when you think of a cookie you that flails it's arms at you.
OH SHIT HE PACKING CALORIES.
Whole fight we rather easy.
Well said.
You starting to notice a theme with the new Pokémon yet?
This move is a muti hit move.
This one Lowers SP att and Def, as well as damages.
arod got a level I think.
Also pretty cute.
Don't know if a trainer or not so we skipping over him for now.
Another time I forgot to get the level up stats but they was pretty normal for how this Pokémon been growing.
Oh God have we become the Whitney? Minus the miltanks.
Also The image of a sqaure using roll out pretty funny.
Where we are rolling we don't need to tackle.
This is the low hanging fruits we are working with.
And there are lower hanging ones later.
THe bootleg version of Kirby.
Food type attack.
This error happens when ever any Pokémon touches it with a attack that Needs phsyical contact.
So Goom Ability is to lower speed of the enemy who hit it on physical hits.
Mind you this doesn't crash it, it's just a error.
Fucking metronome.
We getting so many potions I use a few.
I had to look this move up, I don't think I ever seen it before.
The reason for that is, this move rare.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
Level wise only 2 water Pokémon, and 2 legnadries can learn it.
and breeding wise only 4 Pokémon can officially get it from breeding.
Neat.
As fun as having only light moves was, We can live with out light screen.
This fucking OC of a Pokémon.
It's whole move set really pisses me off sometimes.
Mind you It knows hypnoses, Rock polish, Fire Spin, and RockThrow.
Fire Spin can fuck right off.
I also catch a goom, Mainly because I wanted to see what it's dex entry was.
Also because I wanted to replace our penis here.
LIK IF U CRI EVER TIM.
Jesus he'll that a lot of gum.
I name em how I see them. It's looks like a chinses bootleg of kirby.
Gum that growls? Hah.
Also Rubber Ball. RUBBER BALL. IT'S ROLL OUT BY ANOTHER NAME.
We are becoming bootleg Whitney slowly.
The reason I bring this up is I don't ever remember there being a 'd at the end.
I only remember it as FarFetch. I hate to say it but I am having a Mandela effect moment.
Despite this being a vanilla Pokémon I had to get it. So I checked the wiki for whack just for a few vanilla Pokémon becuse I was curious if it listed if there any new moves, or evos (Yes I also checked eevees, it didn't help)
Anyway Swirlix has a new Evo line I want to try to Evo to.
Oh ew.
No I didn't mispell that
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Thank you
@Love_Machine011 for the name. I have no idea if you knew I was asking for a nickname, or you wanted it to be named in a way that makes it looked misspelled.
We get rid of Arod, and white power for our two new food Pokémon.
A fairy only version of metronome.
I see the Department of redundancy department is still in business.
We checking out this guy now.
Why is everyone just giving me stuff.
Is it because deviant looks like a girl?
If we talk to him again he says.
Why thanks,I might be a casual but that doesn't mean I can't read.
I'll leave it to the threads Pokémon experts If it's really a great move or not.
Time to also check this guy.
Wait didn't I already fight you two room backs?
Oh so your geodude is different from the last guy who said the same thing.
Ready for some more low hanging fruit?
This move here has been changed. It now plays, and I kid you fucking not plays a sound clip along the lines of.
EVERY FUCKING TIME IT USES THAT MOVE, AND I THINK IT ONLY KNOWS ONE OTHER MOVE.
Thankfully I can't wake up, and we move onto the chipit using shockwaves to hurt us.
And that how the cookie crumbles.
He even has the same defeat line.
Wait isn't it lick-a-tung?
No this can't be right.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
Oh God It is right, how many pokemon names have I remembered wrong over the years?
How deep does this POKEMON GO. I'll take my autism reactions now.
Another trainer I think.
Oh uh, good for you I think.
Fire spin +
Sleep combo =
Fainted Pokémon.
I really fucking hate cosmock.
Thankfully Sonic boom does a lot of damage to it.
Keep playing this till the battle is over.
Yeah One shot by a guile noob spamming SONIC BOOM.
It was a long night I also forgot to screen cap the stat gains again.
SpongeBob jokes never get old.
Oh that a lot.
UH, HE TURNED INTO A GIRL.
It says thank you for atlest 4-5 full text boxes.
Oh hey round.
So it's sings a song, and the moves name is Round. About all I need to say.
We don't need tackle where we are subtlely adding in jo jokes.
Something off about this image. Once you spot it you will sigh like I did.
Before we check to see if thats a trainer let's train a little and maybe catch another Pokémon.
At the cost of 5 Pokémon I catch this fucker.
Guess what Pokémon getting put into the Box to never be in my party because I really hate it, but caught it just for the dex.
Nebby Not looking too good after he got put in that bag.
And with the way I named our trainer, there no way I could pass on a OC joke name.
On the way back after healing our 5 fainted Pokémon, I talk to this child again and she says.
Only a naive child would say this.
Just for the record that a exit right there to the right.
Oh No not again.
Thankfully he got his shit kicked in by swirlx.
If you checked the wack wiki you know what this is.
@Questionable Ceviche IT'S THE PENIS POKEMON BUT NOT SHITTLY DRAWN. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
The community sprite doesn't have the arms but it's a Bug/rubber type.
Wait, Looks like a penis, is made of rubber.
IT'S A DILDO. A Pokémon Dildo.
I knew I had to show it knew this move, I know you laughing.
Just More proof this is a sex joke.
Thank God, and this isn't even the lowest hanging fruit at least for people who visit kiwi farms.
He about to bring a new meaning to the Item Escape Rope.
He turns into a ghost and if we talk to him
More proof Kiwi farms is the best suicide hotline.
Yes his name is now Suicide. What the hell.
Only weird move it used that didn't seem like a vanilla move.
Yes He sent our a knock off Cofagrigus.
It still looks neat.
Fucker has left overs.
Skree turn to show him who the real left over tank here.
BTW fun fact I learned. Pretty sure getting left over effect twice is a bug relating to skree.
Once I brought skree out, the enemy Pokémon also getting the left overs effect twice a round as well.
Fucking weird.
Is this just the default thing they say in what ever program these fan games are made in?
Right before we go out we nab another TM.
Oh and little thing there still another low hanging fruit joke/reference left, and this one is the one kiwi's will be able to spot easily. I won't say when it comes up, I'll let you guys sigh in the replies that the creator added in a certain person from a certain game related Movement.
Nice Ice shard.
Screech feels and seem better then howl.
And fits the theme better so goodbye howl, hello ice shard.
I'm going to not comment on this battle pass this image just, just take it in.
Moving along from that Low point of this update.
Let's see what Pokémon are in this cave.
Oh a starter.
Oh another starter.
This room with the girl seems to be grass starters.
If we go down.
Empty room, you can walk around and find some vanilla official Pokémon, but we won't.
If any rare Pokémon will show up, 90% sure it be this room.
This is boss arena levels of Predictable.
Eh?
Isn't this related to shaymin, and shaymins grass type.
Guess we know what Pokémon will show up now at 2 badges.
right room also empty.
Outside the cave if we go up pass that trainer we find this guy.
All he says.
Hey you reading this. Do me a solid.
Make sure you have this playing for the rest of this upload. Trust me.
?
The star? Weird name.
Yes it's what you think it is.
It gets even better,
This guy a shop, and sells items that change this "stando" to diffrent forms based on the parts.
I check all of part three ones and yup he got them all.
I couldn't pass it up. I bank one of the Pokémon on our team so I can get this.
I think it's time we walk like Egyptian.
Only one name I can give this.
Yes I was foreshadowed this happening with that joke way back.
pretty good looking.
But I have a better idea then use star platinum.
Hahaha.
Oh that MSPaint rough, but it will do.
Looks like we are going to need to level it up first.
And neatly the states changed as well.
I don't want anything to do with the dildo.
Talk to this guy and.
But alola for a different update.
I do talk to this kid just because.
Back in town we came from this guy has a quest for us.
We won't do this this update. It's already way too long.
WHY DO SO MANY OLD PEOPLE HAVE EGGS FOR ME, AM I THE ONLY TRAINER IN THIS WACK WORLD.
You also didn't finish what you say back In your day?
Oh it's the women that gives ribbens for max What ever they called.
We also raid the fridge.
Of course another dick joke.
And a masterbateing joke.
Wikipedia level of fact checking.
If you guys want I can try to fish up a magikarp in a later episode and see what makes it so special.
Neat.
If we go down.
We find another TM.
It's like 90% of these Pokémon here time to level a bit.
Using the switch share exp method.
Questionable move to learn.
Eh makes sense to me.
Yes it's a fear type move now.
MUD MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA.
And with that last level I'm calling it a update. Hope you enjoy.
But before I completely end it Just so none of you can steal this shitpost level of a meme from me.