Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

It's one of those shitty games than can be fun, check out Pokemon Reborn for true garbage.
I don't follow Pokémon fan games, Just looking at images and the website for Pokémon reborn doesn't make it look bad.

So whats wrong with Pokémon Reborn?
 
I don't follow Pokémon fan games, Just looking at images and the website for Pokémon reborn doesn't make it look bad.

So whats wrong with Pokémon Reborn?
I recall it having some edgy shit later in the story but my mind could be confusing it with something else. Read an LP like this of it years ago.
 
I recall it having some edgy shit later in the story but my mind could be confusing it with something else. Read an LP like this of it years ago.
Well if you ever do find out feel free to tell us.

Also. If any of you have checked the wiki and read about a Pokémon I have encountered or have, that has more then one Evo path, feel free to post that kind of stuff in this thread, and which Evo path you think might be far more funny to go down. I personally won't try to use the wiki, but I won't stop any of you from that. This is after all us experiencing this game.
 
Neat, a hard first gym. For what its worth, with all the weird stuff in this mod, it would be a shame to just use random official starters that were handed to you instead of catching your own team.
I'll keep the starters till we beat the ice gym, and maybe have you guys pick one of the two Aloha starts to Get boxed.
 
Episode 8:Training our new Pokemon(s), and a small something else.

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Let's start with this thing. Before you read more, take a guess what this could be.

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If you say no he laughs at you.

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Saying yes doesn't have him say anything better, but it does start the "challenge"

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I hate snow trainers they all seem to be gimmick only. No real challenge.
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HOW CHALLNGEING A LEVEL 4 POKEMON.

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His second one is a level 12 his highest level Pokémon.

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It a pretty strong Pokémon for Pokémon the same level as it, and it doesn't help this one has a berry.

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He drops glowstick.

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And white power, like they was nothing.

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Thankfully No one can resist a steam sale. Not even retarted looking dogs.

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Oh no a level 5 what ever will we do.



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We kill it and get a level.

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Despite being made of steam, and with no wings, we learn gust?

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What the hell how does steam learn this?

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Anyway we forget scratch because like gust it just made me question how it does anything.

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I don't need to show me beating them all, we beat the hardest one and the rest are a cake walk.

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Because I don't need shitty gimmicks.

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We got a nice amount of cash for it.

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This trainer gives him a headache.

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Was it worth the headache? Not really.

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This is what he says if you talk to him after getting the rare candy.

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Back on the Island I spot this.

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It's another gem.

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That feels like a really shitty level. Maybe Half life VR gonna be bad.

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I also notice this pokeball on the other side of the island.

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2 across the board, Love that.


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You may ask yourself, why did I just catch a vanilla Pokémon?

When we look at what it has we will see.

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No nicknames this Pokémon like dunsparce will be traded.

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We also box Macho,and Seadog under the request of. @Lou Wrong

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See the Item it holding. We taking that, and giving it to skree.

Something I haven't mentioned about skree is he always has the effect of left overs, and if you give him left overs, he gets the effect twice at the end of a turn. So 4 HP rather then 2hp. Makes him a good tank, along with his Infection that acts like a burn/posion/dmaageing weather effect to any Pokémon who "touches" him with a attack,but doesn't have a status Icon on the hud.

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Remember this guy? Let's see if it really does work. We using the munchlax as a wonder dump.

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OH SHIT IT'S WORKING.

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Voltcube?

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What in the God damn?

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Has no Icon.

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Is this thing anygood? OH well let's level it up some.

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This is it's back sprite.

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I've been training a lot on munchlaxs, once in a while they have Metronome.

This might be a vanilla move,but let's read what acid armor does.

The user alters its cellular structure to liquefy itself, sharply raising its Defense stat.
Ahh Yes Melt fetish. Enjoy the image of the munchlax melting at the sight of our horrifing Pokémon.

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It threw a boat at skree. Fucking Metronome.

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No. No No NO NO NO NO NO


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The fuck does that even mean? Metronome calling all the weird custom moves now.

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FUCK THIS CUSTOM MOVE METRONOME PICKED.

Image if when you used sleep,it also did a attack to the enemy before your Pokémon fall asleep and regain all it's HP.

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FUCK YOU METRONOME.

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WRRRRRRRRRRY.

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Nice a damageing electric move.

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And with that we are done training. You could say I am.

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Fully Prepared.

Anyway before I end this.

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This is really the pokedex entry.

What the Hell?

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Next Time, we will break the ice, and I'm just boiling with anger at this fucker.

I could have done it this episode, but I've got cold feet.


Also Viewers, Which of our 5 pokemons should I send out first.
I'll leave it up to you guys.
 

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When you're checking a pokemon, you can tell which stats are affected by your nature by seeing if its colored blue or red. A red stat means your stat gets a 10% boost, and a blue stat means the stat is 10% worse that normal. It looks like your Volcube has a really bad nature as Special Attack is it's best stat despite being reduced.
 
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When you're checking a pokemon, you can tell which stats are affected by your nature by seeing if its colored blue or red. A red stat means your stat gets a 10% boost, and a blue stat means the stat is 10% worse that normal. It looks like your Volcube has a really bad nature as Special Attack is it's best stat despite being reduced.
So in other words It was a Wonder Dump Pokémon.

Thanks for the info, I think I'll keep volcube just to spite this game, and every gym leader.
 
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Episode 9 : The Ice Gym rematch, and the Pokemon Farm exploration.

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Sadly like official Pokémon games, there is no unique lines for rematching after losing.
That would be cool if there was, which makes me wonder why game freak doesn't do it.
So looks like I need to improvise.

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" You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
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" Oh so you are thanos now? Is that why you only have three Pokémon, because it's Perfectly balanced?"

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"I haven't even watched that movie. I only know the line because everyone won't stop repeating them."
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"Same here."

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We starting out with skree, and this time do to having the effect of 2 left overs, we negate the damage from the hail from every round, as long as it doesn't kill skree.

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You can image skree here making a loud. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Atleast that how I image it sounding.
This one missed, fucking 85% acc my ass.

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Thankfully the enemy used wood hit, getting infected.

YOu may ask yourself what the fuck is wood hit? It's a wood type move, and it hits.
It's thankfully weaker then wood hammer.

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Thankfully our abominations Reeeeeeeing effected snover meaning we do more damage now.

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I don't know if it's because the AI is jobbing, or because this is a rematch,but he just keeps using the weaker attack wood hit rather then wood hammer. At least this means he not one shotting our Pokémon.

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One bite later, and

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That won't save you.

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One bite later, and the second biggest problem Pokémon is dead.

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Oh God damn it he has a snowdoge, it's the snow doge challenge all over again.

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Not wanting to risk skree, It's time for idorroa to prove it's useful.

Hey Wait it has no gender? Is that normal?

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I always question when a pokemon can learn a move thats the opposite typeing.

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Thankfully snowdoge has a poor taste in music, and faints.

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Here It is the biggest problem of them all. The roll out spamming, fun hating smoball.

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This is a job for WHITE POWER.

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Thankfully he uses Ice Jews house rather then roll out.

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and to counter his speed reducing move, we use our own that reduce his speed.

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And every turn we both gets a little hp back do to ice body.

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OH NO THE ROLL OUT SPAMMING HAS BEGUN.

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And he missed.
HAH

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Fucking hell why, why does he knowing roll out other then because he a ball of snow.

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Not wanting white power to lose, we bring him back, no way we out damage his rollout spam.

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We use glowstick, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
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Thankfully the power of plot armor works outside of anime.

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And we show this white fucker the power of our friendship, or the Heart of the cards, or what other bullshit Plot ass pull you want to use.

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And with that we have officially beaten Gym 1.

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It's snow bank

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Yes he now no longer a Brock OC, he just Brock.

Also this means 1 of 2 things.
He is gay/bi/into what ever the fuck gender we are.
Or
He still doesn't understand what gender we are, hell I don't even know what gender we are.

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Bikers are still blocking the right path in this town.

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Little children are no longer blocking us. But we got somewhere else to go first.

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If you remember this path to the left of wack town was block and said come back after the first gym.

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Belcaf? thats not vanilla.

I don't think it is.

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Uh sure?

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Oh hey look at that a Pokémon we are going to box forever, or wonder trade away. I'll let you guys pick if we should wonder trade this vanilla Pokémon for a wack Pokémon.

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Uh there no soil under these trees? Thats weird.

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Also a full heal up here. Who the he'll leaves all these items around anyway?

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After we pick the berry's I accidently pressed the action button again, and Invisible soil?

Let's test plant berry crash some other update.

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Also run into belcalf I don't like it.

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Oh of course with so many new types and this being a fan game, reeve bound to have a ton of new evos.

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Magic
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Cosmic

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Light

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Rock

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Ground.

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Inside this house.

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I look tired because skree stands next to the bed every night, and stares straight into my open eyes with hunger. Just look at him.
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10/10 English.

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Skree getting a lot of good level ups.

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Nice that make catching a tiny bit easier.

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Checking in the forest area above the house.

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Isn't that the move we need for eevee?

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Another forest arena next to the cave.

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A deeper one inside that.
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Only thing of note Is this TM.

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Let's explore the cave now.

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This map has two laddersdown. One to the left,and one way at the top right.

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Above the left one is this tm.

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If we take the top right ladder down we find this room.

You see what looks like a door there?

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It doesn't work and we walk right pass it.

Nice.

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If we go back up and take the left ladder, we find this room.

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Take a guess where this door leads.





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Did you guess into the broken door room.

These map errors get weirder each episode.

I hope the creator of the mod reads this LP at some point, and fixes the more annoying ones like this.

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Last forest area is the bottom right of the farm.

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A EEVEE, LET'S GET IT AND TRY TO GO FOR A NEW EVO.

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But what do we name it?

Well I consolt a Pokémon Name generator and get.

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Left bottom side of the farm is just a potion.

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I box that Pokémon the famrer gave us and take out Magmeleon. If we going by Evo naming standards. Pretty sure that is pronounced.

Mag-mel-eon.

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And thank you to our resident Pokémon expert @Auk Autist for this info. We know our eevees. nature is good.

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We don't need tail whip where we are Evo'ing.
We give it Mud slap like that eevee guy told us to.

This should give us a ground type eevee.

So let's give it a level.

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And thats it. It didn't Evo, nothing. What did I do wrong?

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Eevee knows mudslap. While I question if I am just this bad at being a trainer, feel free to tell me why eevee didn't Evo.
 

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Hey ya'll Next update gonna take longer then normal because I'm going to try to make it longer then normal. (maybe around 200-300 screenshots). But here a small spoiler for it on one of the new mons.

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I named it after what I thought it looked like.
 
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This game actually looks pretty fun for how weird and broken it is.
It gets even weirder and the map becomes more broken at points.

It's hard to tell if it's because the guy making this was new to mapping, and didn't try to fix any of the errors, or it's meant to be that way because this is the WACK REGEION.
 
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(Mega )Episode 9:One of the many reasons Nintendo dislikes fan games.

Let me start off by saying this whole Update been a fucking ride to do, in both good and bad ways.

The sheer amount of "wack" ramped up.

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First off We catching a bunch of eevees, these guys like melon will be stuck in the box till we find where we can buy stones and check out the new evos.

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Of course The first one I name myself to poke fun at the rivalry between these two Pokémon.

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You know they say a eevee a trainer best friend.
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Thank you @shasetoma. for this name.

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Also getting a few more levels in between catchs Since there more then just eevees here.

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A ball of versatile fluff
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Thank you @Arm Pit Cream for this eevee's name.

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You can make me fit your favorite trend.

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And lastly Thank you @NerdShamer for this name, very fitting.

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Here our five eevees in the box, where they will stay untill it's time to make a 5 eevee Evo team.
Spoilers: Still haven't found where to buy stones.

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We also wonder trading this vanilla Pokémon in hopes we get a cool new wackmon.

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The fucks arod?
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Oh We found the MSpaint sprites.

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This Pokémon is based on a cryptid


I only point this out, because unlike skree this is a little more obscure of a refense.

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It's time to set out and find out where the road takes us.

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But first, let's chitchat.

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Do you ever feel like we just being handed too much stuff too quickly?

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Look I can understand the steamer and the Magma, but a normal log powers up Wood type moves? Could have at least said it was some rare log from a long forgotten ancient tree.

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The fuck is a tiny tree doing out here?

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I enjoy it when baby trees spourt out gibberish at me. Don't you?

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Oh meh.

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Kind of looks like a dick, but then again a lot of things do.

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BTW when ever a Pokémon uses copycat this error pops up, it doesn't crash the game, but it's annoying.

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Pretty sure we also killed it for real this time.

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Just look at this Grass in trees., part of a tree sprite also in there.

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NO NO NO NO NO.

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Fun Fact this Pokémon also the Icon for this game if you look at the top left.

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I'll be honest the community sprites do make a lot of these things look cute.

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I'm sorry what? Rubber Rub.
For anyone too innocent or not well verse in slang.
A rubber a condom, and I refuse to believe that the author named it this way because rubber is a type in this mod. It's Had to be a joke on the slang word.

Not to mention Rub also has sex related slang attached to it.
In other words
In other words, pretty sure it's just violated our Pokémon in front of us.

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The map errors get worse.

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Sadly you can't walk beyond the maps Normal bounds. No void walking for us.

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We can get down here. Nothing much to see.

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Oh is this a trainer?

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This is a joke on a trainer named joey in the offical games.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Joey

In HeartGold and SoulSilver, Joey greatly emphasises the fact that he only raises one Pokémon, his Rattata (Raticate from the first rematch and onwards), claiming that it is in the "top percentage of Rattata".

Good thing I'm here and have Google.

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And Little fun Pokémon fact, the rattatas gender is wrong according to bulbapedia. Joey's rattata was a male in the games.

Likely just a little detail the maker of this game overlooked.

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It's a normal rattata Nothing to show.

Oh but this is where this battle just gets weird.

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Read that name, put a image in your head what it could look like.



ARE YOU READY.







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Gets worse and worse thank God we slightly over leveled.

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I forgot to grab the Stat cups sorry.

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The look in my eyes are the look of someone who has seen too much.
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Fucking kids having so little money.

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Ohohohoh It's far more tragic then you might think.

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I forget to come back and get this egg.

I He never did tell us what the hell pokemon was in it.

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Let's explore this cave. Oh boy this fucking cave.

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I jokely called this place Choco Mountain because of the Pokémon we find in it.

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This is all he says, he not a trainer or anything.

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This one has to be a trainer.

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Oh hey more moves we never use unless you guys tell me they useful.
Or a Pokémon levels up and learns it.

Nice-su.

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Jokes on him.

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Just a geodude. Nothing weird here.

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A chipit? Thats new.

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What the fuck? A cookie with a face, arms, and legs?
Looks like Kirbys sweet tooth caught up with him.

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Because when you think of a cookie you that flails it's arms at you.

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OH SHIT HE PACKING CALORIES.

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Whole fight we rather easy.

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Well said.

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You starting to notice a theme with the new Pokémon yet?

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This move is a muti hit move.

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This one Lowers SP att and Def, as well as damages.

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arod got a level I think.
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Also pretty cute.

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Don't know if a trainer or not so we skipping over him for now.

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Another time I forgot to get the level up stats but they was pretty normal for how this Pokémon been growing.


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Oh God have we become the Whitney? Minus the miltanks.

Also The image of a sqaure using roll out pretty funny.


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Where we are rolling we don't need to tackle.

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This is the low hanging fruits we are working with.
And there are lower hanging ones later.

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THe bootleg version of Kirby.

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Food type attack.

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This error happens when ever any Pokémon touches it with a attack that Needs phsyical contact.
So Goom Ability is to lower speed of the enemy who hit it on physical hits.

Mind you this doesn't crash it, it's just a error.

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Fucking metronome.

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We getting so many potions I use a few.

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I had to look this move up, I don't think I ever seen it before.

The reason for that is, this move rare.


Level wise only 2 water Pokémon, and 2 legnadries can learn it.

and breeding wise only 4 Pokémon can officially get it from breeding.

Neat.

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As fun as having only light moves was, We can live with out light screen.

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This fucking OC of a Pokémon.

It's whole move set really pisses me off sometimes.
Mind you It knows hypnoses, Rock polish, Fire Spin, and RockThrow.

Fire Spin can fuck right off.

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I also catch a goom, Mainly because I wanted to see what it's dex entry was.

Also because I wanted to replace our penis here.

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LIK IF U CRI EVER TIM.

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Jesus he'll that a lot of gum.

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I name em how I see them. It's looks like a chinses bootleg of kirby.

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Gum that growls? Hah.

Also Rubber Ball. RUBBER BALL. IT'S ROLL OUT BY ANOTHER NAME.

We are becoming bootleg Whitney slowly.

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The reason I bring this up is I don't ever remember there being a 'd at the end.
I only remember it as FarFetch. I hate to say it but I am having a Mandela effect moment.

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Despite this being a vanilla Pokémon I had to get it. So I checked the wiki for whack just for a few vanilla Pokémon becuse I was curious if it listed if there any new moves, or evos (Yes I also checked eevees, it didn't help)

Anyway Swirlix has a new Evo line I want to try to Evo to.

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Oh ew.

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No I didn't mispell that

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Thank you @Love_Machine011 for the name. I have no idea if you knew I was asking for a nickname, or you wanted it to be named in a way that makes it looked misspelled.


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We get rid of Arod, and white power for our two new food Pokémon.
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A fairy only version of metronome.

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I see the Department of redundancy department is still in business.

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We checking out this guy now.

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Why is everyone just giving me stuff.

Is it because deviant looks like a girl?

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If we talk to him again he says.
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Why thanks,I might be a casual but that doesn't mean I can't read.

I'll leave it to the threads Pokémon experts If it's really a great move or not.

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Time to also check this guy.

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Wait didn't I already fight you two room backs?
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Oh so your geodude is different from the last guy who said the same thing.

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Ready for some more low hanging fruit?

This move here has been changed. It now plays, and I kid you fucking not plays a sound clip along the lines of.


EVERY FUCKING TIME IT USES THAT MOVE, AND I THINK IT ONLY KNOWS ONE OTHER MOVE.

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Thankfully I can't wake up, and we move onto the chipit using shockwaves to hurt us.

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And that how the cookie crumbles.

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He even has the same defeat line.

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Wait isn't it lick-a-tung?

No this can't be right.

Oh God It is right, how many pokemon names have I remembered wrong over the years?

How deep does this POKEMON GO. I'll take my autism reactions now.

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Another trainer I think.

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Oh uh, good for you I think.


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Fire spin +

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Sleep combo =
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Fainted Pokémon.

I really fucking hate cosmock.

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Thankfully Sonic boom does a lot of damage to it.

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Keep playing this till the battle is over.



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Yeah One shot by a guile noob spamming SONIC BOOM.

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It was a long night I also forgot to screen cap the stat gains again.

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SpongeBob jokes never get old.

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Oh that a lot.

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UH, HE TURNED INTO A GIRL.


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It says thank you for atlest 4-5 full text boxes.

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Oh hey round.

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So it's sings a song, and the moves name is Round. About all I need to say.

:story:

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We don't need tackle where we are subtlely adding in jo jokes.

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Something off about this image. Once you spot it you will sigh like I did.

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Before we check to see if thats a trainer let's train a little and maybe catch another Pokémon.

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At the cost of 5 Pokémon I catch this fucker.

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Guess what Pokémon getting put into the Box to never be in my party because I really hate it, but caught it just for the dex.

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Nebby Not looking too good after he got put in that bag.
And with the way I named our trainer, there no way I could pass on a OC joke name.

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On the way back after healing our 5 fainted Pokémon, I talk to this child again and she says.
Only a naive child would say this.

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Just for the record that a exit right there to the right.

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Oh No not again.

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Thankfully he got his shit kicked in by swirlx.
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If you checked the wack wiki you know what this is.

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@Questionable Ceviche IT'S THE PENIS POKEMON BUT NOT SHITTLY DRAWN. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

The community sprite doesn't have the arms but it's a Bug/rubber type.

Wait, Looks like a penis, is made of rubber.


IT'S A DILDO. A Pokémon Dildo.

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I knew I had to show it knew this move, I know you laughing.

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Just More proof this is a sex joke.

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Thank God, and this isn't even the lowest hanging fruit at least for people who visit kiwi farms.

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He about to bring a new meaning to the Item Escape Rope.

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He turns into a ghost and if we talk to him
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More proof Kiwi farms is the best suicide hotline.

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Yes his name is now Suicide. What the hell.

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Only weird move it used that didn't seem like a vanilla move.
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Yes He sent our a knock off Cofagrigus.
It still looks neat.

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Fucker has left overs.

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Skree turn to show him who the real left over tank here.

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BTW fun fact I learned. Pretty sure getting left over effect twice is a bug relating to skree.

Once I brought skree out, the enemy Pokémon also getting the left overs effect twice a round as well.

Fucking weird.

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Is this just the default thing they say in what ever program these fan games are made in?

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Right before we go out we nab another TM.


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Oh and little thing there still another low hanging fruit joke/reference left, and this one is the one kiwi's will be able to spot easily. I won't say when it comes up, I'll let you guys sigh in the replies that the creator added in a certain person from a certain game related Movement.

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Nice Ice shard.

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Screech feels and seem better then howl.

And fits the theme better so goodbye howl, hello ice shard.

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I'm going to not comment on this battle pass this image just, just take it in.

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Moving along from that Low point of this update.

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Let's see what Pokémon are in this cave.

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Oh a starter.

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Oh another starter.

This room with the girl seems to be grass starters.

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If we go down.

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Empty room, you can walk around and find some vanilla official Pokémon, but we won't.

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If any rare Pokémon will show up, 90% sure it be this room.

This is boss arena levels of Predictable.

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Eh?

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Isn't this related to shaymin, and shaymins grass type.

Guess we know what Pokémon will show up now at 2 badges.

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right room also empty.

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Outside the cave if we go up pass that trainer we find this guy.

All he says.

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Hey you reading this. Do me a solid.

Make sure you have this playing for the rest of this upload. Trust me.

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The star? Weird name.

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Yes it's what you think it is.
It gets even better,

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This guy a shop, and sells items that change this "stando" to diffrent forms based on the parts.

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I check all of part three ones and yup he got them all.

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I couldn't pass it up. I bank one of the Pokémon on our team so I can get this.

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I think it's time we walk like Egyptian.

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Only one name I can give this.

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Yes I was foreshadowed this happening with that joke way back.

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pretty good looking.

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But I have a better idea then use star platinum.

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Hahaha.

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Oh that MSPaint rough, but it will do.

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Looks like we are going to need to level it up first.

And neatly the states changed as well.

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I don't want anything to do with the dildo.

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Talk to this guy and.

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But alola for a different update.

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I do talk to this kid just because.

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Back in town we came from this guy has a quest for us.

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We won't do this this update. It's already way too long.

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WHY DO SO MANY OLD PEOPLE HAVE EGGS FOR ME, AM I THE ONLY TRAINER IN THIS WACK WORLD.

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You also didn't finish what you say back In your day?

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Oh it's the women that gives ribbens for max What ever they called.


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We also raid the fridge.

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Of course another dick joke.

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And a masterbateing joke.

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Wikipedia level of fact checking.

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If you guys want I can try to fish up a magikarp in a later episode and see what makes it so special.

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Neat.

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If we go down.

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We find another TM.

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It's like 90% of these Pokémon here time to level a bit.

Using the switch share exp method.

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Questionable move to learn.

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Eh makes sense to me.

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Yes it's a fear type move now.

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MUD MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA.

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And with that last level I'm calling it a update. Hope you enjoy.

But before I completely end it Just so none of you can steal this shitpost level of a meme from me.

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