Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

Nice Anita Sarkeensen reference.

And while I'm not an Rock guy, Rock Tomb is essentially an half-assed attack that slows down your opponent. Good for setting someone up with Electro Ball; but I'm an elemental sweeper so...<awkward silence>

And before I forget, yes, it's Farfetch'd
 
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Is that a robot dick Pokémon? With arms?
It looks like a bootleg ms paint version of Mara from Shin Megami Tensei/Persona


I think some of the Shin Megami Tensei games have "nuclear" as an attack type too, so they probably stole that from there as well.
 
Episode 10 : Who are you again?, and WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT PISS OFF THE OLD MAN.



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Let's go explore this way.

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How can you mistake a girl? I think, maybe? as your husband?

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Someone dropped paper didn't think this was worthy of being picked up.

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Keeps getting more lazy for these power boosting items.

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Who are you, and why did you talk to me first.

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What? No,I just like battling the weird people, and pretty sure I need those badges for other reasons.

WHO ARE YOU.

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You act like I know you, i don't even care who you are.

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Good luck with that, Pretty sure they are the villains.
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Who are you even?
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It's me buddy old friend old pal. You know your rival who you so love to fight.
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I fought you once, and then you teleported away
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But,but we are rivals.

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The Ice gym leader was more of a rival then you, and I don't even remember his name.

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That right our """""""""""Rival""""""""""" is back. Does anyone even remember this guy from epsiode 3,was it 3?

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Of Course you must copy perfection to stand a chance.

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I then noticed the level different and send out swirlx The reason I am using swirlx so much is if we get it's friendship to I think max, and then level it up, it gets a different Evo path then if we do the trade Evo path.

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Eat my sprinkles of doom.

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and firespin one shots it.

Fuck.


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Look like Half LifeVR is back to win.

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The firespin mega drain combo I hate it.

I HATE FIRE SPIN AND ALL POKEMON WHO KNOW IT, FUCK FIRE SPIN.

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Even a potion doesn't help us.

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Because he just mega drains all the HP away.

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Sorry I am so bad HalfLife VR.

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Thankfully our ice/zombie tank is here to carry us again.

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I still don't get why it just used bubble beam a lot when fire spin does 3-4 times more damage.

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He futile potion won't save him from the next bite.

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We of course need to show some love to glowstick. He is our lovely Pokémon.

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Huh, well shit.

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This wont stop our tank.

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I love spamming bite to get those lucky flinch streaks.

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Rufflet That's new Pokémon for this trainer. He didn't have that before. The fuck did he find one?

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Just using this for easy exp gains from switching him out.

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All it ever does is wing attack.

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Two sonic booms, and it goes down.

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Ohhh baby, that a lot of Money, compared to all the other chimps we have been fighting.

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This guy reminds me of that joke skit scottflaco made about the Let's go Rival.

Minus giving us free shit, and healing our Pokémon. He is way to fucking nice,
I will say this fan game was,aleast according to the place I got it apparently first came out in 2012.

So Maybe Game freak took lessions on how to make a rival I don't care or will remember from this game.

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He not even worth the Insta transmission sound effect.

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I've give credit to this joke,it's more subtle then a lot of jokes.

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Of course this wouldn't be a fan game with out something from Under Tale.

Just so you all know, if you talk to this guy he forces the Pokémon onto you, you get no yes or no option.

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Of course we nicknaming it, but what to nick name it?

Let's pull in help from a Kiwi.

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@Bastard Samurai Thank you again, for the name.

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Now to leave it in the box forever because I don't want anything to do with undertale.

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And the kid who gave us nggrfaggot turns into this guy.
Who of course has a deltarune Pokémon.

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In size the house to the left. Is this. Not the only thing that is small.

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Only thing we are missing from this town is a old man trying to pawn off a egg on us.

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We raid this fridge as well.

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HOLY SHIT A MOON STONE, WHY DID HE THROW THIS AWAY.

THis gives us a option for later.

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It was at this point I noticed something weird. The game was moving at 2-3 times faster then normal. Like if this was a emulator with Turbo option.

For some reason passing a certain place in this town Does that, and it doesn't stop till you save, close the game,and load that save.

The location is right next to the Undertale/delta run guy. Pokémon wack has a lot of weird bugs.

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Yes that a talking tree.

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Yes he gave us a Macho Brace.

I don't understand why.

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Well no shit, Maybe Deviant might not be the only person with A brain in this region after all.

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Neat a Pokémon that doesn't talk,and just says it's name.
Yes that how low my standards have fallen at this point.

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You know the cops look more like mail men to me.

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Three guesses what this gyms type is.

Oh and @Questionable Ceviche Thank you again for posting the type chart, despite it being a eye strain, it does help figure out what Pokémon I want to take to a gym.

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Let's get us a bicycle.

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Yes?

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He just gives us it, for free.

Remember how in Gen 1 you had to find a guy who would give you the Bike Voucher before you could get a bike.

Here in wack we barely if even need to work for anything. We Modern day pokemon now?

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Are we dawn now?
This game just keeps surprising us huh.

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I'm just going to call him Chef Gordon.

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Nah.

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These weird stories are just wow.

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See this spot behind me? Looks like a normal wall right?

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The void is still limited, we can move like 3 more spaces forward, and can even run towards under the door.

What do those boxes mean? No idea I don't make Pokémon fan games so I haven't got a clue.

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Get it because it's a Ma-choke.

*yoda voice*
HMMMMMMMMM FUNNY JOKE.

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Talking to it turns it into a cubone until we stop talking to it.

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Are you saying you was BORN THIS WAY.

Any slight reason to shoe horn in a song I'll do it.

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Here the thing, you can keep talking to this guy, and keep getting sharp beaks.
Sadly they sell for 0 in this fan game unlike in the official games.

My Guess is the creator found this bug, Had no idea how to fix it, so rather then fix it just Made sharp beaks sell for nothing.

Sounds about right if you ask me.

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"Don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANGERER, MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSONS LEMONS!" -Cave Johnson.

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I wish It said all that, no it just gives you lemonade.

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Before you think you can exploit reading books for free lemonade, trying to read it again says that.

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Just between us guys there a book next to that one that also give you one lemonaid if you ever play this game.

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Won't stop like 30-40% of the fandom from wanting to fuck Pokémon, and draw fetish art of them.

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The Place where the signs phone in the lines like a actor endorseing a product.

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Talking to the tree who BTW does move, a second time.

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Not at all related to the Mann family or Mann Co.

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But before we go see the cuting mann we go into the juvite mart.

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Team juvite? Guess this means they knock off team rocket.

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This game just phoning in the plot at this point.

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See 0.

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We buying this so we can get friendship faster.
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Woah that costs a lot.

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Got to get that friendship fast.

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THe cut maan.

To fully enjoy cut maan Please pretend he sounds like Mega man cartoon cutman.

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Take a fucking guess what move he gives us.

GO on take a guess.







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Childs play right.

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For some reason going into this pokemon center forces us on our bike.

We can't get off it in here. THis game, this fucking game.

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How many times do i need to teach you this lession old man?

I don't want ya eggs.

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I hope you guys enjoy watching me suffer reading these stupid books.


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It's wise to heed his warning.

But me, being me, and wanting to show stuff off.

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The second time he just gets pissy with us.

But the the third time.OH BOY THE THIRD TIME.

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He sends us to hell.

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I mean he sends us to HFIL if we going by cenorship names for hell.
Wait a second we not Dawn we are Leaf .

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Can we also go to didny worl?

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Sounds fucking easy, We the third town, how hard could this place be.

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Huh don't remmeber that berry.

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Thats why it's a custom berry for this game.

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Hah I wont need it.

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No idea what sounds they going for, Using a text to speech website doesn't help.

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HAHAHA ONLY ONE POKEMON? WHAT A FUCKING CHUMP.

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Oh. Oh no. A LEVEL 80, AND MSPAINT. MY TWO WEAKNESSES OH NO.

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MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA.

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Note it's super effective, look at the sliver of hp it took off.

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Fucking zombies.

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Now It's time for a little Set up.

I box steam our starter for now. and I Bring out One of our eevees.

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So According to the wiki I can make it hold a flying gem for a flying type.

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Or I could use a moon stone on it for a diffrent type.

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Let's go for flying as food is weak to flying. For some reason.

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And while we are training we come across a new MSpaint pokemon.

Looks like a bootleg Ben10 alien.

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Also that water cave from the end of last update. Turns out the first floor is full of water starters.

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IT'S TIME TO SEE IF THE WIKI TOLD THE TURTH UNLIKE THE GAME.

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ARE YOU READY? WILL IT BE WORK OR BE ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT.










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IT'S HAPPENING.

Play this.



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And this fan games evo animation is the pokemon Spinning. No joke.

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The fuck is it?

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It looks Goofy as hell,but that just adds to the charm doesn't it. Kind of like a animnal with Downs, You can't help but feel bad for it, and love it.

@NerdShamer I hope you happy how your eevee has Evo'ed.

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Stats before we defiled nature

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After we defiled nature.

DO note He lost the flying gem on Evo.

This means one thing, the Eevee ate the gem, and that how it evo'ed. No wonder it looks like it has downs, poor thing.

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Her battle sprite is just here looking at us. It doesn't even know which way to look in battle, I feel so bad for it now.

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And while giving it one level we run across this "pokemon" What the fuck.

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Stats gains seem good.

Thats it's for now.
 

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Episode 11: Sidequesting before the next gym.
Few notes.

1. I am stupid Ignore what I said about the game speeding up in the city.
Turns out pressing alt uts the game into turbo. Only found this out thanks to the pokemon wack discord.

2. After this update I'm updating to the newest version 1.7 from the discord. I'm just letting ya all know.

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I pointed out the name rater before but let's check out what he says.

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That a backhand insult old man, take that back, the poor pokemon has feeling too.

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But on the otherhand we can rename pokemon we got from "wonder trade".

So what name would I possble give a cube pokemon that a low hanging joke.

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You all knew it had to be done.

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Of course we give it sharp beak.

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Let's go do what ever side quest he has.

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Misty must own the beach. Because there a clear lack of mist.

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Talking to him we can go back and forth I love abuseing easy to reach pokemon centers.

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She doesn't.

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Fine Fine.

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Let's fish and see what we find.

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HAHAHHAAHAH. Okay I'll give you it that doofy face really mademe laugh.

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Aside from that, let's go splunking.

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That guy is paceing around in a big circle.

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This is my buisness now, Got to love side questing.

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Yes It's a recolor Team rocket grunt.

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If you ask me, the oringal sprites from R/B was always better.

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Look at this fucker, you know he not fucking around when he whipping his own pokemon.

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All of them have a oran berry.
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We only use pg-13 swears in this Christian LP.

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I'm going to stop using the Insta transmission sound effect, the joke getting old now.

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Just what the heck, look at this weird ice wall tiles.

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You say this, but your pokemon are lower level.

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Weird Name. Don't think I know anyone named Lost.

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The Still image of the 3d models always give me a uneasy feeling. They just look out of place.

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YOU DO, I MEET HIM IN A LITTLE BIT.

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RUN COWARD.

I HUNGER.


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Neat another item i wont use.

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During a bit of training on the side with some more fishing i find this little cute thing.

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Too bad I kill everyone I meet.

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More proof these guys are bootleg Team rocket.(blast off at the speed of light SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT)

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THUG THUG. MOTHER THUGGING THUG THUG.

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Oh net koffing.

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No I didn't put the same image twice, this guy for some reason owns 2 koffings.

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Hahaha No i wont.
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Says the thugs who pokemon arelower level then the first gyms pokemon.

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Oh neat. more cannon fodder.

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Be honest I only kept round for the jojoke.

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Yes, please tell me you have pokemon higher leveled.

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To lose just as bad?

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I fact I renamed the voltcube minecraft was not because of this battle.

That was a joke name I had no idea at the time we run into this THING.

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Sadly it doesn't know explode(Thank god)

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A robot elephant? I didn't see that coming.

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HOLY CRAP THAT HURTS.

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I forgot to get the stats.

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As funny as it would be given what might screech on minecraft, we don't need it.

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Better pokemon? Shitty jokes? A maybe gender? Look dude I'm not following.

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Oh so you going to battle trainers and steal the money when you win like I do. Okay-doki.

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Birth? Money? A useless item I wont use?

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Oh just birth. We can't get the egg yet.

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We boxing the stand, as funny as it was, I'm keeping the 6th slot for some rotating reasons.

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HOLD ON. Take a guess what pops out.





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A new baby form for lapras.

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Still this one has to be my favoite new eevee just because of the look.
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As you all know we can't name egg pokemon. BUT WHAT IF WE COULD.

Turns out after they hatch, they fair game to name if you use the name rater.

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Stuck it to the game this time.

THAT RIGHT BOYS(and girls) EGG NAME IS BACK ON THE MENU.

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This is the battle sprite, Looks nice.

Now for a ton of level ups.

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NEXT TIME WE START GYM 2.

I hope we not under leveled for it.
 

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Episode 12:Smorgasbord of pokemon.

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Let's check out the gym.

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Wow this gym, not only fits the theme, but it looks nice.

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And if we go trash searching we find a free lava cookie.

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A shop?
IN A GYM? Neat.

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200 pokemon dollars for fresh water?

Let's do a quick Yen(thats what the money based on) to US dollars.


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1.83 a bit on the high side, but this is a High Class Food place.

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Check that out they got some specialtys from cities not even this region. Must be import goods.

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You know, I could go for a steak, but we don't have a miltank or tauros?

What will we do?

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Right to the Sauce.

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You guys think if we level up a eevee with this on them it will make us a food eevee?

Wiki doesn't say anything about a food eevee, but it's worth a try if you guys want me to try it.

Just leave a reply asking me.

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Back to the topic of a steak,see this fucker. They evo into a miltank or the other one based on gender atlevel 20 according to the wiki.

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Don't worry I'm cutting out all levels for this fucker given we just using him for a steak.

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Of course we name it this. We are going to send the fully grown one to a slughter house.

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This is his battle sprite prettycute for what amounts to hamburger in my eyes.

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Big MAC It's learned why I am fatting it up.

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And while trainning I figured out this glitched spot. If you come out the cave and move upwards you can get behind the door.

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It's food move now.

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Ready to know something weird. It's not level 20.

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It went down alevel or two by evoing I had no idea that could happen or why.

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Feel free to tell me I am about to kill a great pokemon if it is one.

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I'm lovin it.

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WHAT? A POKEMON, HE LEGITLY KILLED BIG MAC AND TRAPPED HIS SOUL IN HIS STEAK.

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Check it out, I wasn't expecting this. I thought it just give me a food item, NOT A FUCKING GHOST POKEMON.

Wiki said nothing about this.

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Cursed body is right I not touching this thing. Right to the Box you are going.

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All moves bigmac did not know. HAHHAA.

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Anyway Our first battle in this gym is this guy.

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Oh Just so you know Unlike gym one I planned this gym our to a T, that why I've evo darwinism this way.

Of course Head canon I don't think flying should have a type advantage over food, so the best way to explain this is.

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FOOD.

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You all know it to be true our little eevee here is just a glutton, and can't help it's self but vore the food pokemon whole.

Side note: For the love of not only your innocents,but your internet search history. DO NOT LOOK UP POKEMON VORE.

DON'T DO IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT. Unless you into that stuff.

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So it's a better growl.

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As funny as it was to image Our little girl here letting out a derpy growl, I'll rather take growl 2.0

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Hmm Not bad money.

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OH GOD THE VORE WAS A JOKE GAME, PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT CANON.

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No I didn't accidently put in the same image twice. She has two completely identical swirlixs.

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Careful saying stuff like that around darwinism Devitantart might get to drawing it the other way around.

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No one said you was, WHY ARE WE YELLING.

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This person breaks the theme of the gym no food pokemon.

But he is a thief.

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See. A thief and he steals darwinsism's sharp beak.

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What a lier.

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Notice his name is youngster backwards. Neat little joke.

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Look what pokemon we see a second time.
This fucker only spams one move.

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Ignore the fether dance. This is where I noticed how close darwin was to a level.

LOOK AT THAT 1 PIXAL OF WHITE.

JUST ONE PIXAL.


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Darwin almost died so I had to switch to skree and his tanking.

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No thank you, I've been there and back.

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On the way to the pokemon center I check what these people have to say.

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Our of all trainers I like this one the most,His intro text here not a stupid joke or anything, and you enjoy fighting him.

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Sure he only has one pokemon.

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Oh,Oh god what is that MSPaint abomanation. I don't feel bad for our little girl eatting this thing whole.

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God damn look at that mountain EXP.
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I'll let it slide because how much I like this trainer.

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Don't talk back.

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Is it darwin's brithday already?

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And if it seems weird I'm not even showing any of the pokemons moves off.

Drawinism is stright oneshotting everything with quick attack as a flying move.

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I wasn't joking when I said I planned out what I was going to do going into this gym.

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Raiding the fridge we get a berry.

Oh boy let me tell you guys now there a hidden pokemon here.

If you check the trash can next to the sink there.

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Isn't it cute. Look at how helpless it is.

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Taco? Roll? OH OH NO NOT AGAIN. IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING ROLL OUT MOVE.

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I want to catch this thing, so i bring out skree for the infection to do the tiny bit of damage to get the enemy HP low.

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taco roll after being used 2 times on darwin did 36 damage to skree when he got hit by the third one.

WHY DO I KEEP RUNNING INTO POEKMON WITH ROLL OUT TYPE MOVES.

Makes you wonder if whitney after being done as a gym leader just went around teaching pokemon rollout, and the other versions of it.


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It kills skree with the next taco roll.


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Makes sense to me.

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But what do we name this? I think I am going to need help on this one.

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Just a heads up, around this time My cat jumped on the keyboard and closed the game.

So i had to catch it a second time, that time I used a normal pokeball.

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IT'S OF ME-A NOT MARIO.

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Even if italiona is not offically in pokemon as a place sure, what ever you say gordon.

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You ready, because I am cooking up a asswhopping.
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Your food taste FUCKING RAW.
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*input what ever you think it sounds like here*

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Holyshit we didn't oneshot it.
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And it used a move we already seen. Sucks for gordon here.

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It used both of these on the same turn.

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All my cake needs is a little bit of spice and it will be full of zest.

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CONTROL YOUR FUCKING BEAST, IT'S EATTING MY POKEMON ALIVE YOU MYSTERY MEAT GENDER CHILD.

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Being a VANILLA POKEMON :story: It stands no chance.

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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. That thing is horrffing. It looks like kirby is melting infront of us.


Here have a good video about kirby to clean your eyes,and brain.


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And as you might guess, it's the evo of our own china kibry. More reason to never bring that thing out of the box we shoved it in.

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We rarely if ever used double kick,so good by.

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It knows flme wheel, BECAUSE IT NEED COOKING.

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THAT HOW YA FUCKING COOK.
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Wow he payed us a lot.

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What else would he give us but a badge shape like pizza.

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Let's go see then.

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Fucking lied to me that two bit chef.

Anyway that it's for now.

Please Have a happy Thanks Giving. Had to make sure I did this gym today for that reason.

Also Do you guys want me to box any of our party? I might box the baby, but Might only be that one.
 

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Next epsiode I'll be hidden "pokemon" Hunting.


Here the thing with this certain Hidden spot. You only get 1, and the one you get is random base on the Option you pick.

So 2hu kiwi's which 2hu should I save and load scum to get, and which game is she from.

If no one cares enough to want me to hunt for a certain one. I will likely get Cirno, or Koishi if they options.
 
It's been mentioned before, but what's up with wackmons' weights? The baby Lapras that jumps into your arms is over 260lbs.

Good catch on that.

As much as I love to joke about some of the very weird weights, this is still a fan game after all.

A fan game which is all about Having more, then Having less but better. So the weights are likely just what ever the maker of said pokemon feels like it should be.

Some of these silly weights would be good fodder for making joke fan art poking fun at it.



Should I remind you of some of those dex entries also have this same problem where it's up to who ever made said pokemon, if the dex entery will be intresting, or a shitty joke.
 
Who likes spoilers? I like spoilers.

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Next epsiode I'll be hidden "pokemon" Hunting.


Here the thing with this certain Hidden spot. You only get 1, and the one you get is random base on the Option you pick.

So 2hu kiwi's which 2hu should I save and load scum to get, and which game is she from.

If no one cares enough to want me to hunt for a certain one. I will likely get Cirno, or Koishi if they options.
I'd try to get Sakuya from 6 if she's a time type. I want to see if she's going to be broken as all hell or neutered to shit.
 
Parsee is my favorite 2hu, but Im biased. Also, please name the next cute pokemon that isn't a humanoid Juicebox
 

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Bad New guys I made a mistake when making a joke and accidently saved with one of the touhou I wasn't going to keep.

So What I was doing was Going for Sakuya not getting it then f12ing for a try at Parsee.

but then i came across.

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I was going to make a joke where I forced to plant a berry by her to see if it crashs us, and i accidently saved.

So I guess we are stuck with her.

Encase you guys want to know how many f12's it took. Around 70, and this was the first time I saw her.

Sorry. you two.


@shasetoma. https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Sakuyaid Yeah she under STEEL/TIME typeing accordding to the wiki.
Oh and check out her level 70 move she learns on that page.

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Again Sorry I fucked up.
 

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Hey guys update should be later today depending on how long it takes this third egg to hatch.
Snice I am posting heres a spoiler.

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and Hey why not.

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A second spoiler for you guys.

The update going to be based around Hidden locations/Pokemon for the few areas we have been to.
 
Bad New guys I made a mistake when making a joke and accidently saved with one of the touhou I wasn't going to keep.

So What I was doing was Going for Sakuya not getting it then f12ing for a try at Parsee.

but then i came across.

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I was going to make a joke where I forced to plant a berry by her to see if it crashs us, and i accidently saved.

So I guess we are stuck with her.

Encase you guys want to know how many f12's it took. Around 70, and this was the first time I saw her.

Sorry. you two.


@shasetoma. https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Sakuyaid Yeah she under STEEL/TIME typeing accordding to the wiki.
Oh and check out her level 70 move she learns on that page.

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Again Sorry I fucked up.

>Bad News.
>Unintentionally choosing the best Touhou character.


I see no bad news here. Carry on.

Seriously though I'm really enjoying this LP. Screenshot LPs are usually far more entertaining to me than comics or fanfics based off of nuzlockes and the like. Good job - can't wait for the next update!
 
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(Mega)Episode 13: Eggs, Hidden Mons, Hidden Locations, Stuff not even on the wiki, also. IT'S THE SPOOKY MONTH.

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Uh who the heck is this guy, he wasn't here before.

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Uh. Hi?

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Let's not go that far.

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To be fair, you are talking like you are a serial killer, and I'm next in line to die.

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So they are evil? Already knew that. It doesn't take a questionable gendered child to figure that out.

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You say that, but Met another person who also thinks they evil in this same city.

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Good luck with that, you don't seem much like a pokemon trainer.

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And rather then just teleport like everyone else, he walks to about that sign then teleports out of existance.

Game gets fucking weird sometimes.

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Today because we hunting Hidden Pokemon, and we doing a ton of walking. Might as well Get some of these eggs hatched.

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Three eggs, I wonder what they hatch into.

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Also becuase we got the pizza badge, shaymin showed up, we wont catch her/him. I Don't need we need it, it's a vanilla pokemon, and I havn't checked all those traders but I don't think there one for a special version of it.

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Did I show this zombie off yet? Only shows up at night. Has like 4 diffrent evos.

I wonder if the name is taken from a real life person the creator knows, or if like the evos it's has to do with L4D.

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And Since I've been holding off on this, this is the item crafter. Talk to one of those chef guys who gave us it, and it have some recipes.

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If we wanted to we can get ultra balls this way.

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I like friend balls,Cuts out some work for friendship evo's.

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9-19 we don't know and I have no idea how to unlock them.

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They all show up as this.

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And crafting gets you three balls a pop.

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Remember Wack town? Right next the lab if you press enter facein this wall, you will find a stando early.

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We going to dump this into wondertrade to try to get new pokemon. Not this update maybe next, or the one after.

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After getting stand if you check this wall again it turns into a shop for all the stand cards.

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This hidden mon is farmable.

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He knows how to pew pew us.

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Take notice he is genderless.

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He also our first look at tech typeing.

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Yes we nameing this bootleg, but what.

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Thank you again @Arm Pit Cream Your Names make people happy.

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If you want one check this wall.

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This wall give us Yamcha. Wow.

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Any Other name for a him is heresy.

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Also missed this book in the lab.

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Anime Oak knew the answer.

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If you pick Yes it just shows that. Nothing intresting if you pick no.

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This is the kind of jokes I'm having to work with.

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For what ever the reason we can not only get cool ribbon, but.

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All the cool ribbons up to master. I will like you remind you We have not only never been in a contest, but never seen one.

Isn't this how Twitter works? You are just randomly given a Blue ribbon(CheckMark) for existing and told you are special?

RIVIETING SOCIAL COMMENTRY? Or the Dev(s) just fucked up and the game is buggy? Who the fucking hell knows.

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Show this guy pokemon, and he give us info relateing to What a certain pokemon is good at.

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Mind you I forget what pokemon I showed him, but hey it's a thing.

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This is where we get our 2hu mon.

It's completely random which one you get from the 3 lists, So it's wise you save before doing this encase you get one you don't like from a game you don't care for.

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For example this was the first one I pulled, I reloaded my save and tried again a good 20-30 more times to get a certain one for
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Then I got bored and wondered off to find more hidden mons.

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In the town with the ice gym, I noticed this new NPC,that house with the sign is the snowdog house.

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What is this anime ghost laugh.

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We get both.

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As of writing this update the wiki does not talk about this area at all.

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Huh. A mummy mask. Just call me link,because I don't think we are in hyrule any more.

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This is where my ears began to cry.

Remember how I pointed out on the jukebox spooky scary skeleton midi was a song on it.


THIS SONG STARTS UP EVERY FUCKING BATTLE.

EVERY ONE. YOU WANT TO KNOW THE FULL EXPERIENCE? RESTART THAT VIDEO EVERY NEW BATTLE.

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So of course it have this move.

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It also has Trick Or tweet the move.

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We of course catch it.

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Weirdly it's pure fear.

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I was going to name it juicebox for that one person. Buuuuut it's too humanoid.

So the gimmick with this mon is how many evo forms it has.

IT'S THE EEVEE OF POKEMON WACK Minus being eevee.


Look at all these forms. 11 OF THEM 11 FORMS IT CAN EVO INTO.

Tell me which one you want our little guy to turn into.

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We also meet phantumps here.

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I'm see this form or the clown one.

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Looks like a normal tiny tree to cut right?


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Before you ask, No it's not shiny despite using the shiny color version.

And it has a very nasty fucking trick for us.


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The trick is so nasty it one shotting our pokemon.

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I lost the first time.


You may ask what the trick is.


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Turns our pokemon Into a ghost type, and then uses a feint attack to oneshot our pokemon next turn.

It's Pretty dirty trick,but still neat idea.

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We barely win because Glowstick was able to spam happy glow every turn, and the trevenant AI kept using it's third move which didn't oneshot us rather then feint.

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Oh Ouch 0 in 2 stats.

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You would think with that name it be Light type but it's not.

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Inside we find a HAUNTED MANSION.
Sorry guys 2spooky4me, back to 2hu farming.

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About 30-40 minutes later of trying to farm those two 2hu's I find this one which I was going to test out.

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Wasn't planning to keep it but show it off, so I jokingly named it this.

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Look at that move. Ohhhhh baby.

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So it's a fairy version of quickattack.

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The "Back" sprite.

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Whats that plant a berry?

"THis might mess up my game I better save first." The LPer says forgetting NOT TO SAVE SO THEY CAN KEEP FARMING 2HU'S.
and Thus we stuck with this bonus boss of a 2hu.

Sorry again guys.


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Also planting a berry didn't crash or mess up anything.
Snice we stuck with her enjoy her theme which is sadly not in this fan game.




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BUT OH BABY LOOK AT THOSE STAT GAINS.

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Level 7

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She is a vampire it only fitting.

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If we had the other vampire loli I might have kept this move as a joke.

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It seems like a weaker version of mega/giga drain which makes it the Absorb reskin.

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It stares at us like these pokemon battle are too easy for her.

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That reminds me only mask that has a non evo effect is this one.

It's also the only mask with a Image. Thats right it's Jasons Mask.

So does this mean Jason, and freddy are canon?

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Also give her the macho brace for those EV's gains.

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On the way to now go explore the mansion a egg hatchs.

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LOOK AT THAT WE HATCHED SOMETHING VERY CUTE.
It looks so innocent if slightly in pain at all moments of life.

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@Auk Autist I hope you don't regret telling me to name the next cute non humanoid.

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OH NO A CHAOS TYPE.

It's has both type advantage, and disadantage to 80-90% of types.

If you wonder how that works. Look at the type chart. on Page 1 of this thread.

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It has to be strong will to look like that.

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The stats kind of suck BUT WE ARE KEEPING IT.

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OH OH OH IT'S ONLY KNOWS A MOVE THAT IT TRYING TO TO HUG THE ENEMY. Sure it does damage but it doesn't know it's slowly killing the enemy. That also very cute.

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The mansion is full of ghost pokemon. First one we meet a vanilla one. Like maybe one person bound to want me to show where to catch mimikyu. Not catching it.
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These are like all it stat gains. I'm gonna skip posting 90% of them untill it has a stat change that not 2hp and 1 everything else.

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It learned metronome around 6-7.

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Going left path we find this room.

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Oh Nice a leaf stone.

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OH NO A GHOST OF A CHAIR.

I'm not afrid of no ghost.


Only intresting move I saw it use is something called sawdust. I think it just did damage.

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Wouldn't be a Fan game with out a sheet ghost.

Sure it's not green but I in the mood for music other then spooky scary skeletons WHICH STILL PLAYS IN THIS PLACE.

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Right path is this room.

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If we go to the middle path we meet her.

Right corner of this room is.

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It looks like a purple brick.

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And relooking at my screenshots super fucking weird how they both got the same stats that level up.

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WHAT GLOWSTICK IS EVOLVING.

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What? What is this Cyber Punk reject it turned into.

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Oh and heres the Dex for this guy.

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and this one.

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OH IT'S THE SPOOKY MONTH GUYS. IN NOVEMBER.


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I Do this dance every time I watch those videos.

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Where this sprite from, don't know maybe you guys do.
If I was to hazzard a guess Maybe 5th gen.

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She has a bunch of the evo forms for that one pokemon that needs the masks.

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We goig to abuse the fuck out of glowstick for this fight. He so happy.

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I of course switch in this one and Juice box just for the free exp.

Not a fan of vampask look. Looks like a bootleg scooby doo villain mixed with a spiderman villain.

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I have to question how you suck that which is made of energy for blood?

Unless. OH NO IT'S NOS-4-A2 QUICK SIGNEL STARCOMMAND.

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Want to get this our of the way. I don't know the canon or Lore of 2hu. So you guys can tell me how well this 2hu sticks to the lore.


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Wow! That look really cool. That Community sprite looks really good.

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And it knows how to fire punch. Me like.

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Of course jump scare. It doesn't have any speical animation or anything.

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Stat gains still pretty bad for glowstick.

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Eh Looks nice, but meh demon was the peak of this battle.

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Look at that extra 1 in HP.

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HAHAHAHA A VANILLA POKEMON? THAT YOUR LAST POKEMON? HAHAHHA.
What a shitty end to this.

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Hey wait. No

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NO WAIT THAT ONE DOESN'T HAVE A MEGA.

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You Crafty Ghost bitch, we can't even mega evo yet and yet you can in death.

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Thankfully it's more brawn then brains and keep trying to use confuse ray when we was alredy confused.

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And then disappares. Also I was going to say I want to see the clown mask evo form of that one pokemon but I don't think i found the clown mask.

That sad. Anyway back to town.

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And because we in this town Remember this. We'll do this and find vicitini once we find all the other hidden stuff around this town and route 2.


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Check this tree on this spot you find another hidden pokemon.

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I'll let you guys rename this guy. I wont check his stats or anything till we bring him to the name rater for his rename.

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I don't know if this was added in 1.7 update but if you walk into the building above me from this spot.

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We find a hidden room.

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In it are these.
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I did a check and you indeed can only pick one of these 3. As soon as you pick one the other 2 go poof.

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But you can take the megastones for free.

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I also checked this spot before when we first explored the town. Nothing was here nor does the wiki say anything is here.

BUT IF WE MOVE UPWARDS INTO THE TREE.

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We find yet another hidden location. It has no name show up, so I taken to calling it

THE BETA TOWER. The reason for that name will become clear very very soon.

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We find a BETA STONE next to the ladder up.

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This includes a beta sprite for umbreon if used on eevee.

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On floor 2 we run into our first new offical unoffical pokemon. This wa a cut beta pokemon.

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As you might have guessed it knows curse.

For anyone doesn't get it. Kurstraw is based on straw effigy used in Ushi No Toki Mairi.

But could also be seen as a VooDoo Doll.

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I Also began to use metronome to see what moves that might fit our little juice box gets picked.

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Other side of the room we find another beta stone.

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Your guess what horn he used,is as good as mine.

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It's really picking the most fitting fucking moves for this Elder God pokemon isn't it.

One second it throwing cherry bombs, the next It's using What sounds like Stright murder.

This move acts like I guess a ghost version of all the moves that keep the enemy from switcing out, and also damageing them every round.

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If this was a WB kids cartoon I'll say he PUTS A SHOCK TO YA SYSTEM.

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It looks like we can go around these but we can't,nor can we pick them up. Thus our beta tower adventure ends before it really started.

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Now here the thing.

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But when we got out of battle it kept crashing with this error message.

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Special thanks to Star Pancakes from the Pokemon Wack discord who helped me solve this.

Turns out the Sprits for the this Second evo line are not in the game currently. It's as weird as it sounds.
But He/she told me to place the sprites in folder and it worked.

So thanks again Star Pancakes I doubt you even know I was doing a LP.

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Look at this. IT'S SO CUTE THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO GO THIS EVO PATH. IT'S LIKE A TINY MELTY VERSION OF SYLVEON.

And you guys know how much I love me Eevee Evo's.

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States before the evo.
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the stats after.

AND LOOK AT OUR NEW ABILITY.
I'm no pokemon expert but that seems really fucking good.

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This is the back sprite.

@Love_Machine011 I hope you are happy with what the pokemon you named and turned into.

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Not a Hidden pokemon but we havn't seen this guy from route 2 yet.

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This spot in the town has hidden pokemon.

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If this slime could talk it would say. " I'm not a Bad slime." That or it would make a goblin village.

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Like all the hidden mons that you need to catch that are not legendary. This is a repeatable fight.

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If you stop this guy again all he says is that.

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Also becaused it wsa evo i took the bell off it.
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Oh a dragon. Eh.

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This spot

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Is what looks like a chibi head version of the main westle from ULTIMATE MUSCLE.


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Doesn't the heart type mean it's In a literal sense a giant heart.

Ew a 12.1 pound heart.

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I think i missed showing off this text before.

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Back on route 2 this rock has 2 beta stones hidden when you check both sides like this.

Don't think the wiki even mentions this at all.
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Glowstick getting the bell to power up happy glow faster.

If we can get it super powerful maybe he be a ONE GLOW MAN. Terrble joke I know.

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Turns out the ghost isn't gone if you press the spot he was first spotted in you can see this text.

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This text I also missed.

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Back at the cave in the seaside town.

This person, thing wasn't here before, wonder what they say.

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Is this some strange erotic roleplay or something?

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The fuck is this? I am catching it.

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Ahhh shit here we go again. MORE DAMN THINGS RELATED TO THE GREAT OLD ONES.

Deviant really Going to roll a ton of fetishes if we keep up with these d100 sainty losts.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


Little something else, To what i've seen this guy might not respawn so Catch him the first time you run into him,or you might lose your chance.

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You wondering whts this cave and how did I get here.

Remember the cave on route 1 where we got sun and moon Starters?
Start there. Go up one room, then take a left room, you see these green wall rooms. These are the sword and shield rooms.

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I Nab all 3 sword and shield starters not because I am going to use them, At best they be wonder trade dumps when ever i feel like seeing what it gives me.

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I know this is a vanilla pokemon BUT LOOK AT IT. THE 3D MODEL.

It's stareing into my soul and looks wrong.

At this point I gave up trying to find the last hidden pokemon in Glacie city
All the wiki says is
Starvipup Lv. 7 (Only at night) I tried all night to find it nothing.
and I still got a lot of walking to do to hatch the last egg.


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Minecraft pokemon And YEs he evo's twice into the 2 thing you might think a ender minecraft pokemon would. Route 2

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We could also snag a artsy for ourselfs but I wont. Also Route 2

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Our berry tree looks like we could harvest it.

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But this is all it says. FeelsBadMan.

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I forgot to show off in here.

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Nani?

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Not a grunt a GRONT.

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HE HAS A FUCKING UNOWN. WHAT?

It's still low level. We kick it's ass.

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And the egg hatches.

Just a vanilla pokemon.

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It's going into the box in the end and never coming out.

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For talking to you?

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THank god this is not gravity falls.

OR IS IT.










It's not.

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It does enjoy throwing rocks at us. Piece of shit eye. No challnge otherwise.

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"¡¡¡¡¡ǝʎq ploפ ʎnq ɯɐɹƃoloH ∀ sI ǝsɹǝʌᴉu∩ ǝɥ┴ 'uoᴉsnllI u∀ sI ʎʇᴉlɐǝɹ"


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That guy at the start of this update was right these guys are puppets.

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ARCEUS HECK JUICEBOX I get metronome let's you use any move, but stop with the Creepypasta sounding ones, it's a poor little axew, no need to Lynch it.
You know what they say.

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Only someone as Austic enough to do a let's play would make a shitpost meme for it like this.


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Find another beta stone here.

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I am DING for a pokemon that spawns here.

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More disappointment.

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There he is Tango spotted.

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Yes speaking to it turns it's sprite into a zapdos.

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You guys ready.

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And she gone. I feel like we got ripped off.

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Paper gun?

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So it's knock off Yu Yu haka.

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And to end this update here a bunch of Dex entries. Enjoy.

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The Fan fiction is strong in this entry.

Just a reminder for any one who forgot or doesn't remmeber.

He a ButtMonkey of DBZ.
Also those HT and WT seem wrong. Let's check the Dragon ball wiki.

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No idea where he gained the extra 10 feet, 9 inches, and 229.1 pounds, between dragonballZ/Super and Pokemon wack.

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More reasons to keep it in the box.

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33.1 pounds of cute.

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I don't get the KH OC does anyone?

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But can she destory YAMCHA?

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Oh so it's a monster hunter joke monster.

Thats it's this update.
 

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Very cute pokemon to name Juicebox and keep, nothing world-ending and horrific will come out of this, no sir. Also nominating the name Buff Riku for Hearhild.
 
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yeah please dont box juicebox, he just wants to drive everyone into a mind melting, insanity based never ending nightmare, look how cute he is.

Whose the cute little eldergod...
you are, yesh you are!
 
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