Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Pirating is sadly the only way to go at this point, but I doubt we'll ever see these fuckers pay for their greed, unless pirating becomes more mainstream, which I doubt considering the state of blind consumerism and brand loyalty.
Consumers are weak and stupid and just pirating everything is the way to go at this point. At least until it's possible to just string these motherfuckers up.

Seeing them lose money would be cathartic, and a nice bonus, but the only thing that would satisfy me, regarding Star Wars, is that The whole sequel trilogy was retconned out of existence. Especially for what they did to Han, Leia and Luke.

I will never forgive what Ryan did to Luke just to stroke his own ego.
 
There's also a rumor claiming that Disney basically had to (or still is) remaking the entirety of IX. Imagine. Two whole movies were made out of fear. The budget for this shit must be insane.
The top comment reaction on the 1st bounding into comics link says it all
A month to go before it opens to the general public and they are still re-shooting/editing the thing to find a cut that's mediocre...

Dumpsterfire isn't a strong enough reaction. :story:
 
I'm hurt I'm not mentioned when it's about Jap shit :'(

Also late and gay, but…
Apparently, Plan 9 will be premiering (or getting a special early screening) in Japan on December 11th.
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This means the movie will likely be spoiled sooner than expected.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but this is unfortunately just a fan event without any early screenings.
 
It doesn't bug me, but that's 50/50 because I lean right/conservative and because I hate what they've done to Star Wars and it's fans, and I want to watch them fail.

Most things that get tiresome or annoying I either tune out or stop listening to. Same for all the YT I watch/listen to. I learn where my limits are and adjust periodically.

With you & @GeneralFriendliness here. I'm already woke to the Jew Menance, so I don't need constant reminders of who is and isn't a commie in Hollywood. Just punch the fucking Rat, talk about how they're fucking up the galaxy far, far away, and move on unless their political leanings are directly relevant to the shit they're pulling.

Also quote me and typo the username you blogging sped. Double dare you.
 
Dumpsterfire isn't a strong enough reaction. :story:
I'm sure I have a suitably strong enough reaction stored away here somewhere:
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Surely some of these will do.

I'm hurt I'm not mentioned when it's about Jap shit :'(
As the resident Star Wars shogun in the Land of the Rising Sun, could you tell us what the current perception of Disney Wars is over there as of this, the Current Year of Hell, 2019? How interested are Japanese audiences and/or Japanese social media outlets for IX or Disney shit in general at the current moment?
 
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Since the Japanese market is so demanding and their culture is so perfectionist, they insist on bashing out good products, because to do otherwise is not only lazy and disingenuous, it's outright insulting to your own ability.
I like Japanese media as much as the next weeb, but let's not pretend that the Nips don't put out more than their fair share of cheap, lazy, bottom-of-the-barrel low quality shit too, because they absolutely do.
but why then was she not portrayed as a Yoda esque "subtle yet insanely powerful" force wielder from the getgo. Have her be the leading Jedi of the republic/nu rebellion in Luke's absence and have her abilities be used to better handwave some of the dumb shit in that movie.
If only an ability which would allow her to fill exactly that role already existed in EU content...
 
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I agree. I like the guy but there's no reason to write an article about an actor or a director being a communist or whatever political leaning.
He's of the particular breed of anti-SJWs who go around spouting their own buzzwords about how it's all a communist conspiracy based on Frankfurt School cultural Marxists finally managing to take over everything and that's why Gamergate and Comicsgate and Starwarsgate and who knows what else and all of these corporate executives and everyone he hates are communists. It's no different than the SJWs who screech about alt-right and fascists and Nazis being everywhere.

As I've said in this thread, anyone who just focuses on the movies won't find a lot of SJW propaganda. It might as well just be progressive dogwhistles since your average normie isn't going to look at Rey or Holdo and think of how great feminism is and how we need more women like this IRL. It all relies on Kennedy and her crew of soyboys and dangerhairs to explain on Twitter and in interviews how progressive and feminist these movies are. And it isn't part of some communist conspiracy to destroy western civilization, they aren't taking marching orders from UC Berkeley professors or whoever. But hey, what do I know, I'm just a random lefty who got cast out for rejecting batshit insane 10s idpol.

He should totally quote this too because responding to a random nobody on Kiwifarms is hilarious but should do it more like Billy from OAG does.
 
He's of the particular breed of anti-SJWs who go around spouting their own buzzwords about how it's all a communist conspiracy based on Frankfurt School cultural Marxists finally managing to take over everything and that's why Gamergate and Comicsgate and Starwarsgate and who knows what else and all of these corporate executives and everyone he hates are communists. It's no different than the SJWs who screech about alt-right and fascists and Nazis being everywhere.

Everyone I don't like
is literally Stalin. Literally Stalin. Literally Stalin.
 
As the resident Star Wars shogun in the Land of the Rising Sun, could you tell us what the current perception of Disney Wars is over there as of this, the Current Year of Hell, 2019? How interested are Japanese audiences and/or Japanese social media outlets for IX or Disney shit in general at the current moment?
It's more or less the same here. On Twitter, there are shameless shills who will go see it even if it's just 3 hours of mouth-breather taking a giant shit, while 2chan users are basically apathetic now that the leaks have been confirmed. TLJ has succeeded in breaking the fanbase here too, tho since Rose is Asian we can criticize her pointlessness and looks more freely.
Speaking of which, some are still optimistic that EP9 could work if they start the title crawl like this:
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Episode 9
The End of the Galaxy



Rose is dead
 
Dumpsterfire isn't a strong enough reaction.

I like catastrophe:

1530s, "reversal of what is expected" (especially a fatal turning point in a drama, the winding up of the plot), from Latin catastropha, from Greek katastrophe "an overturning; a sudden end," from katastrephein "to overturn, turn down, trample on; to come to an end," from kata "down" (see cata-) + strephein "turn" (from PIE root *streb(h)- "to wind, turn"). Extension to "sudden disaster" is first recorded 1748.

Sudden disaster. An overturning, trampling, a reversal of expectation. The dramatic end of Star Wars we were promised.

And it isn't part of some communist conspiracy to destroy western civilization, they aren't taking marching orders from UC Berkeley professors or whoever. But hey, what do I know, I'm just a random lefty who got cast out for rejecting batshit insane 10s idpol

No, they're a business. At the end of the day they care about making money. Bob Iger was just careless and arrogant, getting involved too late in the game to reign in KK and her power trip. It just so happened that they allowed their business to be infested with pinko commies and SJWs who hate the paying customers and spit on the idea of making money, because capitalism bad.

Eventually some of them were fired for being asswipes on Twitter, but as far as Star Wars is concerned, Lucasfilm is still full of people who are wrong for the job. That the same problem exists in Marvel and DC implies a pertinent overlap with culture war shit, or at least where a capitalist system deteriorates due to monopolies and litigation that removes restrictions on them, enabling companies to grow unchecked and hire cheaper and cheaper labor to churn out more and more shitty product. If you criticize it, you're a racist anti-globalist who hates women.

Culture is downstream from policy I guess, and that affects entertainment and industry.
 
Eventually some of them were fired for being asswipes on Twitter, but as far as Star Wars is concerned, Lucasfilm is still full of people who are wrong for the job. That the same problem exists in Marvel and DC implies a pertinent overlap with culture war shit, or at least where a capitalist system deteriorates due to monopolies and litigation that removes restrictions on them, enabling companies to grow unchecked and hire cheaper and cheaper labor to churn out more and more shitty product. If you criticize it, you're a racist anti-globalist who hates women.

We're going to see the worst of both worlds as a supposedly pro-business deregulating Justice Department lets film companies go completely hog fucking wild and do things like force theaters to take multiple films if they want the one that actually makes money. But instead of using this new power to make money which any rational robber baron would do, they'll instead ram absolute woke bullshit that nobody wants down the theaters' throats.

So you want Joker? You need to have five screens of Soy Wars that nobody fucking wants and WokeBusters too.

So then the theaters will all go out of business and everyone will wonder how the fuck we lost Hollywood and our intellectual property domination over the world. Probably the chinks will take over.
 
I'm hurt I'm not mentioned when it's about Jap shit :'(

Also late and gay, but…

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but this is unfortunately just a fan event without any early screenings.
I haven't been paying much attention to the weeb wars thread (where i mostly saw you) so i wasn't sure if you were still around. Now knowing that you're still around, I am looking forward to your shitposting and translated reactions when the movie releases.

I thought it was going to be very small selected screenings to build hype, and we'd get some early confirmations of leaks, instead it's just a fan event? :(
 
I thought it was going to be very small selected screenings to build hype, and we'd get some early confirmations of leaks, instead it's just a fan event? :(
The Japan event may have been a bust, but we still have the supposed and disappointing test screening of the 3 film cuts of Plan 9. So we may get some spoilers.

Also the TV Spot I talked about finally got posted on Youtube.
Its just emotional clickbait by having 3PO talk to his "friends". Also the way Oscar Isaac acts in this scene with 3PO is so flat and lifeless that you can tell there's no real chemistry between him and these old characters.

The comments are pure gold too.
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself, but admiral holdo did

In other news:

1: We get our first look at the lit surface of the Death Star Destroyers... They're just regular Star Destroyers with red paint on the sides and Death Star cannons at the bottom.
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Wow. Such visionary ship designs. All new ship designs are rejected for shitty rehashes of older ships that make no sense (like X-Wings with turbines that cut in half for no reason), with almost no technological progress in 30 years, while in the same time, countless species that should be on par with humans and would take millions of years to evolve or disappear just suddenly vanished and get replaced with lamer and uglier copies.

2: Daisy Ridley and JJ won't shut up about Kylo and Rey's relationship. I can only assume that the higher ups are forcing them to tease this despite previously denying it since they realize that's the only reason the Twilight-tie drones want to watch this shit. This is Star Wars now. ITS FUCKING TWILIGHT.
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They've even created more scenes for IX for the sole purpose of having these two interact more with plenty of "passionate" tension. Give me a fucking break you clowns.

3: Entertainment Weekly wants you to go see Plan 9 by making you member when you liked Star Wars with some pointless nostalgia. Member when you like Star Wars? Member Luke? Member Maul? Member R2? MEMBER!? GO SEE IX AND MEMBER!
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In the same magazine, Kennedy talks about the future of Star Wars.

Kennedy talks about George's disappointment with Disney shit and claims she "understands" but that she had to let JJ do what he wanted, so she's subtly blaming the divergence from previous lore on JJ and "subtly" throwing him under the bus... And also pretending that nothing is wrong...
KK said:
Personally, I’ve had a relationship with George going back to all of us meeting before making Raiders of the Lost Ark. So this is a long, 35-plus years that I’ve known George, and I continue to be very, very good friends with George. And I think there’s plenty of examples where people create something that is fundamental to who they are, where it’s difficult letting go and watching that become something different. So I think initially, that was difficult for George — I don’t think he anticipated how hard that would be. And J.J. came into it with such enthusiasm and, frankly, reverence for Star Wars and for George, and had to find what was personal for him. He had to make it his own. Every director who comes into a movie has to make something their own; they have to find themselves in the storytelling. And then that’s going to become a different point of view. And I think that’s all George was reacting to.


He may not agree with every choice J.J. made. He may not agree with every choice Rian made. But he appreciates the filmmaking. That I know. And he so appreciates, for instance, what ILM [Industrial Light & Magic, Lucasfilm’s visual-effects arm] has done in the work of these movies. I mean, that’s a company he created. And he just continually tells me how astounded he is by how far things have come and how, now, whatever comes into your mind can be achieved. And he came down, for instance, on The Mandalorian to see what we were doing — he’s worked a long time with [director] Dave Filoni. And he’s known [series creator] Jon [Favreau]. And he was just like a little kid on that set when he was watching what we were doing. So I see him get caught up in this again, and I think there’s a little bit of regret that he’s not on the stage and directing movies and in it still. And that may filter into it as well. I can’t really speak on behalf of what George is feeling all the time. But I know that he’s very, very proud of what he created. And to see people go on and enjoy this now into almost 2020 is pretty remarkable.
Whether its true or not, its definitely possible, especially when concerning an interview with JJ from a few years ago where he talked about why he wanted to remove the podracing flags from TFA, why he didn't use George's original treatment, why he just made shittier knockoffs of Jaina and Jacen/Revan and why he didn't want Luke around to upstage Rey, saying he wanted to make his own things. Hence why all we get is donut steal shit and lore rape for the sake of JJ's own unoriginal and aimless vision. And also why IX just feels like fanfiction that's a worse donut steal version of Dark Empire.
"I'd rather come up with our stuff" - Jar Jar Abrams
That's actually what he said. So whether JJ is taking the fall for Kennedy or he really is at fault for everything (which I'm inclined to believe), I think everyone can agree that this was a team effort from all the idiots at Lucasfilm and Mr. Iger. And the canon retcon and the trove of awful new material releases like Wendig's terrible books, Hidalgo and Paul S. Kemp going full woke and Disney handing over game rights to EA, all coincide with the moment JJ came on board and TFA went into production in 2013.
 
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3: Entertainment Weekly wants you to go see Plan 9 by making you member when you liked Star Wars with some pointless nostalgia. Member when you like Star Wars? Member Luke? Member Maul? Member R2? MEMBER!? GO SEE IX AND MEMBER!

Remember when you only had to pay a little over $2 to go see the original Star Wars and it wasn't a steaming piece of shit? Well probably not unless you're a boomer.

But that happened.
 
I haven't been paying much attention to the weeb wars thread (where i mostly saw you) so i wasn't sure if you were still around. Now knowing that you're still around, I am looking forward to your shitposting and translated reactions when the movie releases.
Well now I'm here, and I hope I can import lots of good quality salt on the 20th ;)

I thought it was going to be very small selected screenings to build hype, and we'd get some early confirmations of leaks, instead it's just a fan event? :(
Yep. I checked the webpage for it, and it explicitly stated that the movie itself would not be screened at said event (probably because they'd still be working on it). Maybe the participants would be treated to new footage, but I'm guessing they just get to see the cast giving asspats to each other. Shame.
 
We're going to see the worst of both worlds as a supposedly pro-business deregulating Justice Department lets film companies go completely hog fucking wild and do things like force theaters to take multiple films if they want the one that actually makes money. But instead of using this new power to make money which any rational robber baron would do, they'll instead ram absolute woke bullshit that nobody wants down the theaters' throats.

So you want Joker? You need to have five screens of Soy Wars that nobody fucking wants and WokeBusters too.

So then the theaters will all go out of business and everyone will wonder how the fuck we lost Hollywood and our intellectual property domination over the world. Probably the chinks will take over.
The problem there is you can't have a monopoly on entertainment because it is a Luxury, Disney can mandate all the screenings they want..people will just not watch.
 
People are saying good things about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order and The Mandalorian, but they also said good things about Rogue One and Rogue one is complete and utter dog shit, a cliche ridden joke. Star Wars fans just have bad taste. After all, they do have a strange tendency to claim that Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is "the greatest movie of all time" when it is not. Maybe it is the greatest movie ever if it is the only movie that you have ever seen.

I watched the Darth Vader fight from Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order and I couldn't believe what I saw. It was painful to watch, it was horribly contrived.


And what is up with this symbolic logo used in the Lucas Learning ad? Was Lucas at Epstein island too?!
 

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