NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus


Hecht: "we wanted to move away from the 'celebrity' mods that GAF had. There are a few members who could potentially be good mods on Era, but the existence of a 'cult of personality' around them somewhat differentiates them from one of the major things we wanted to get away from."

Translation: none of you lunatic 'pillar of the community' troons will ever be a mod.

Hecht: "being on staff requires one to post in a different manner than a user: for instance, I'm totally an asshole [...] but I know I have to provide information to the user base at large in a certain manner."

Translation: what I really want to say is fuck you motherfuckin goosestepping unwashed troons, #justiceforroyalan, I can't wait to ban each and every single one of you while I laugh maniacally and open my best single malt scotch to savor the occasion.

Hecht: "I won't be as argumentative, nor will I post in a manner that will elicit certain responses - I can't show that I'm 'baiting' someone into saying something terrible."

Translation: excel will never be a mod, you exceptional colostomy bag of the internet

Hobbes being banned for being his exceptional individual self in a Death Stranding thread:
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He is not taking it well:

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"I thought they were my fwiends"

Here's his friends talking about the ban:
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'We transactivists do too much important work to talk about games on a gaming forum! Cut that out!'

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I'll wager that Hecht banned him since Hecht has been active in the Death Stranding review thread, bemoaning people who are "overblown negative critics". And Hecht basically told them he wants to be an asshole to them but has to restrain himself – he hates their guts. Hobbes walked right into Hecht's trap.

This is a genius new strategy by staff. They made a massive tactical error by going right for the leader. Now they've regrouped and realized that what they need to do is go after the coterie first, because the rest of them notice the bans but don't care.

Staff is biding their time and making a shitlist, waiting for them to dip their toes into the gaming side. They're starting at the bottom and thinning out the security detail surrounding Ketkat so there will be no-one left to stop them when they go in for the kill.

These are some Sun Tzu tactics worthy of restoring Fukui's asian pride.
 
This is how diversity moderation works behind closed doors at resetera:

***Post Reported***
White lesbian mod: they laid out their concerns in a respectable manner
Black gay mod: doesn't seem like a bad post
Bearded troon mod: HISTORY OF DISMISSING TRANS CONCERNS! TWO WEEK BAN

***Post Reported***
White lesbian mod: they're just asking a question
Black gay mod: this is fine. Next
Bearded Troon mod: TRUSCUM NONSENSE. TWO WEEK BAN

***Post Reported***
White lesbian mod: they have some valid points worth discussing
Black gay mod: why is this person reporting every post they see
Bearded Troon mod: LITERALLY KILLING TRANS PEOPLE. BANNED FOREVER
 
The LN had an out and out sex scene where the main character pumped "two years worth of semen" that "made a glopping sound" into his girlfriend. I wish I was joking. But, really, that's the kind of escapism that SAO is; the real wonder is how it caught on in the casual anime community in spite of such smut.
Well, I can tell you why Resetera likes it: The author himself might as well be an incel given all of his work revolves around a character that gets girls falling for him, it's entirely wish fulfillment to the point he even admitted Kirito was someone he wished he was.
 
asian-pride (why is it so common ?).
Compensating for the small penises.

If the matter is important or if you need help, you can always disturb a great guy anytime and he will be available to help, even late at night.
Absolute truth. If you're ever forced by circumstance to call someone at 3:00am for help and they spring straight into action with a smile, you've got yourself a bro for life right there. Don't fuck it up.

Same goes for people who don't shoot the messenger when they get bad news but instead thank them and then immediately start working to deal with it. You want people like that around, too. They tend to attract success.
 
Well, I can tell you why Resetera likes it: The author himself might as well be an incel given all of his work revolves around a character that gets girls falling for him, it's entirely wish fulfillment to the point he even admitted Kirito was someone he wished he was.
The eternal hapa.
 
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Some more burning of Royalan's corpse

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Poster claims it was a witch hunt, is immediately reminded Royalan is a piece of shit.

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Vincent wants to remind you Morrigan is a piece of shit too.

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White lesbian BDS really wants you to know she hates Royalan.

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The BCT mourn the loss of Royalan, but they have to remember they are under the heels of the white men in dresses.
 
Some more burning of Royalan's corpse

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Being a minority doesn't shield you from being held accountable for shitty behavior.....unless you're trans.

Its astounding the lack of self awareness they have.
 
Some more burning of Royalan's corpse

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Poster claims it was a witch hunt, is immediately reminded Royalan is a piece of shit.

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Vincent wants to remind you Morrigan is a piece of shit too.

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White lesbian BDS really wants you to know she hates Royalan.

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The BCT mourn the loss of Royalan, but they have to remember they are under the heels of the white men in dresses.

Morrigan is alt-right. I always knew it.

Seeing that gigantic faggot Weltall Zero btfo by "asexuals" is a sight to behold. You might be a black lesbian muslim tranny but if you're not asexual, you ain't shit!

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"The Holocaust was nothing compared to today's treatment of asexuals"

Fellow Kiwis, I hereby declare myself as asexual. Now suck my dick.
 
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This is a genius new strategy by staff. They made a massive tactical error by going right for the leader. Now they've regrouped and realized that what they need to do is go after the coterie first, because the rest of them notice the bans but don't care.

Staff is biding their time and making a shitlist, waiting for them to dip their toes into the gaming side. They're starting at the bottom and thinning out the security detail surrounding Ketkat so there will be no-one left to stop them when they go in for the kill.

These are some Sun Tzu tactics worthy of restoring Fukui's asian pride.

how is this a good tactic? Just go for the head. If people wanna Cry, just ban them too.
We are talking about a tiny fraction of the user base.
Just use
"Enough of your White Supremacy, Incel" as ban reason.

30 white males who dont have sex are bullying a nigger fag...
 
Kiwis, our brother in arms, Weltall Zero, has done us proud. He's done Resetera moderation proud too, by saying what they all think but are too fucking scared to say.

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"This is not a board of empathy and forgiveness; this is a board of petty revenge."


RIP Royalan, and Weltall, know that when the moderators ban you because the report button is being smashed, they agree with you, they simply have no fucking spine.
 
I like the part where they say "do you actually have a source for this?" and then post a bunch of random quotes including ones that came from ResetEra posters having fever dreams and others that descend more into gibberish than anything helpful in actually describing this "discrimination" against a population that nobody can even know someone is part of until they're told.
 
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