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The funniest thing about all of these failures by the left is that they are actually trying. I still can't get over that. This is their best effort. These things aren't falling flat out of laziness or bad luck. They're desperate for them to work because they're fucked if they don't. And they're still not even close to getting a glove on him.

Literally thousands of government swamp creatures, an entire political party, the entire tech industry, the entire media industrial complex, the entire entertainment complex and several foreign governments all putting their brains together yet getting constantly rebuffed by Trump. One man with the assistance of a couple Representatives, Senators and attorneys.
Trump easily wiggling out of everything thrown at him by the establishment and their cronies, and the uncanny knack for his detractors to fail shortly afterards (i.e. Trump curse) makes me wonder if the 4chan Trump is John Titor shitpost is true. As you'd think something, anything would have stuck by now.
 
Trump easily wiggling out of everything thrown at him by the establishment and their cronies, and the uncanny knack for his detractors to fail shortly afterards (i.e. Trump curse) makes me wonder if the 4chan Trump is John Titor shitpost is true. As you'd think something, anything would have stuck by now.
You don't survive and thrive on Wall Street, then go on to survive and thrive in Hollywood and then go on to survive and thrive in Washington without getting very good at getting out of jams.

There are no three bigger snake pits in the world and he holds his own in all of them.

If anyone does half as good in any of the three it's an accomplishment. To do what he does is all three is actual sorcery.
 
>fuel Republican criticism and conspiracies

I hate how the term "conspiracy" doesn't mean, y'know, people conspiring to do something, now it's just shorthand for "wacked out moon loon conspiracy theory"

"conspiracy" USED to mean that, but at warp-speed in the past year, it's actually become shorthand for "inconvenient lines of political questioning we'd rather not discuss"
 
You don't survive and thrive on Wall Street, then go on to survive and thrive in Hollywood and then go on to survive and thrive in Washington without getting very good at getting out of jams.

There are no three bigger snake pits in the world and he holds his own in all of them.

If anyone does half as good in any of the three it's an accomplishment. To do what he does is all three is actual sorcery.
Trump wasn't really a wall street guy, but his NYC background is even more interesting than that. He was picking fights with the mobs and stonewalling their rackets in construction back before uncle Rico took all their toys away.

Also it's four major corrupt enterprises, you forgot about the casinos in Atlantic City.
 
You don't survive and thrive on Wall Street, then go on to survive and thrive in Hollywood and then go on to survive and thrive in Washington without getting very good at getting out of jams.

There are no three bigger snake pits in the world and he holds his own in all of them.

If anyone does half as good in any of the three it's an accomplishment. To do what he does is all three is actual sorcery.
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It also helps when when people completely underestimate you, because no matter how many times you tell these people that he's been putting this plan together for a very long time, they refuse to believe it. In a way I can't blame them, because that's the point. If people were able to clearly see that Trump was just pretending to Jacques Clouseau his way through everything, then the disguise wouldn't be worth a crap, and it wouldn't work.

Lots of people know that Donald Trump is a student of Sun Tzu, but there's another Chinese book of military rules that I can all but guarantee that Trump knows backwards and forwards: The Thirty-Six Stratagems. The author is unknown, but the stratagems are the ideas of General Wáng Jìngzé.

See if any of this sounds familiar:
Mask your real goals from those in authority who lack vision by not alerting them to your movements or any part of your plan.

Attack using the strength of another. Trick an enemy's ally into attacking him, bribe an official to turn traitor, or use the enemy's own strength against him. The idea here is to cause damage to the enemy by getting a third party to do the deed.

Make somebody believe there was something when there is in fact nothing.

Deceive the enemy with an obvious approach that will take a very long time, while surprising him by taking a shortcut and sneaking up to him. As the enemy concentrates on the decoy, he will miss you sneaking up to him.

Delay entering the field of battle until all the other players have become exhausted fighting amongst themselves. Then go in at full strength and pick up the pieces.

There are circumstances in which you must sacrifice short-term objectives in order to gain the long-term goal. This is the scapegoat strategy whereby someone else suffers the consequences so that the rest do not.

It's like you just said, he's had the weight of absolutely fucking everybody baring down on him as hard as they could for the past 3 to 4 years, and no one's made so much as a scratch. For whatever reason, only a sliver of the population can legitimately "see" Trump for who he really is and what he's really doing. Only a sliver can look at him and go, "That doesn't look like an accident." Everyone else just assumes that he's a raging idiot or the luckiest man alive.

At a certain point, though, it really stops being pure luck. But I suppose it's entirely possible that he's just been luckily stumbling his way out of a constant assault coming from the Clinton Machine, the FBI, the CIA, the State Department, The House, the Senate, the Secret Service, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, the DNC, the RNC, the UK government, the IRS, the Hollywood Machine, every billionaire on the planet, every activist on the planet...

It's becoming clearer and clearer with every single one of these impeachment hearings that the entire thing was a setup. None of these witnesses have provided a single example of a crime, or even provided any first-hand information. The support for impeachment has been rapidly dropping in the polls, and they still haven't bothered to hold a vote to actually legitimize this kabuki theatre. Hell, some of their witnesses might have even set themselves up for perjury charges, by the looks of it, and now the Horowitz report is pulling in so close that even CNN is spinning the wheels as hard as they can to avoid outright talking about the altered 302 forms.

If there's so much as a breath of wind left in the impeachment hearing's sails by the time that report drops, I can promise you that it's all going to get sucked out the second that the report lands on the desk with a 1,000+ page thud. I've been waiting for this report for a long fucking time, and I can't wait to see what the counter-punch is going to be for this impeachment hearing fiasco. They've thrown and missed every single punch they had, but there's not a lot of time left on the clock, and those arms are looking awfully tired.
 
He knows the final step is to troon out and he's on top of the victim hierarchy.

I think he's already living the life on the oppression scale as a "gay black man" (which is high because even niggas don't look like fags). Using his race and sexuality to take advantage of various scenarios in which Tramp or anyone else calls him stupid, he could use this as a method of sympathy plea. Perfect manipulation. Trooning out would be unnecessary.
 
For whatever reason, only a sliver of the population can legitimately "see" Trump for who he really is and what he's really doing. Only a sliver can look at him and go, "That doesn't look like an accident." Everyone else just assumes that he's a raging idiot or the luckiest man alive.
It sucks to be afflicted with TDS for many reasons, one of the most tragic being unable to appreciate how impressive it is what he's doing to the Dems and the media. For us who actually like Trump and even just those without TDS it's a marvel to behold.

Like how Johnny Bravo says "Man, it must be great being you watching me." Man, it's great being me watching Trump.

I still can't believe they threw Br'er Trump in the impeachment patch.
 
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It also helps when when people completely underestimate you, because no matter how many times you tell these people that he's been putting this plan together for a very long time, they refuse to believe it. In a way I can't blame them, because that's the point. If people were able to clearly see that Trump was just pretending to Jacques Clouseau his way through everything, then the disguise wouldn't be worth a crap, and it wouldn't work.

Lots of people know that Donald Trump is a student of Sun Tzu, but there's another Chinese book of military rules that I can all but guarantee that Trump knows backwards and forwards: The Thirty-Six Stratagems. The author is unknown, but the stratagems are the ideas of General Wáng Jìngzé.

See if any of this sounds familiar:
Mask your real goals from those in authority who lack vision by not alerting them to your movements or any part of your plan.

Attack using the strength of another. Trick an enemy's ally into attacking him, bribe an official to turn traitor, or use the enemy's own strength against him. The idea here is to cause damage to the enemy by getting a third party to do the deed.

Make somebody believe there was something when there is in fact nothing.

Deceive the enemy with an obvious approach that will take a very long time, while surprising him by taking a shortcut and sneaking up to him. As the enemy concentrates on the decoy, he will miss you sneaking up to him.

Delay entering the field of battle until all the other players have become exhausted fighting amongst themselves. Then go in at full strength and pick up the pieces.

There are circumstances in which you must sacrifice short-term objectives in order to gain the long-term goal. This is the scapegoat strategy whereby someone else suffers the consequences so that the rest do not.

It's like you just said, he's had the weight of absolutely fucking everybody baring down on him as hard as they could for the past 3 to 4 years, and no one's made so much as a scratch. For whatever reason, only a sliver of the population can legitimately "see" Trump for who he really is and what he's really doing. Only a sliver can look at him and go, "That doesn't look like an accident." Everyone else just assumes that he's a raging idiot or the luckiest man alive.

At a certain point, though, it really stops being pure luck. But I suppose it's entirely possible that he's just been luckily stumbling his way out of a constant assault coming from the Clinton Machine, the FBI, the CIA, the State Department, The House, the Senate, the Secret Service, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, the DNC, the RNC, the UK government, the IRS, the Hollywood Machine, every billionaire on the planet, every activist on the planet...

It's becoming clearer and clearer with every single one of these impeachment hearings that the entire thing was a setup. None of these witnesses have provided a single example of a crime, or even provided any first-hand information. The support for impeachment has been rapidly dropping in the polls, and they still haven't bothered to hold a vote to actually legitimize this kabuki theatre. Hell, some of their witnesses might have even set themselves up for perjury charges, by the looks of it, and now the Horowitz report is pulling in so close that even CNN is spinning the wheels as hard as they can to avoid outright talking about the altered 302 forms.

If there's so much as a breath of wind left in the impeachment hearing's sails by the time that report drops, I can promise you that it's all going to get sucked out the second that the report lands on the desk with a 1,000+ page thud. I've been waiting for this report for a long fucking time, and I can't wait to see what the counter-punch is going to be for this impeachment hearing fiasco. They've thrown and missed every single punch they had, but there's not a lot of time left on the clock, and those arms are looking awfully tired.
It is possible that these people just work slowly, and Trump has "dodged" the assault of all these organs in the same way that a man who stands in front of a steamroller is completely unharmed for a few seconds. We are talking about the people who have, bit by bit, shifted the general culture so radically that holding views that were near-universal just 80 years ago is considered worse than murder today.

If you truly wanted to establish the "Thousand year SJW Reich" , it would be best to doctor polls to indicate lower support for impeachment than there actually is, so the Republicans close ranks around Trump and shoot down the impeachment. Thus the media can implicate the entire Republican party as accomplices to Trump's "corruption" thereby "unmasking" the "Old Boys Club" , and with Big Tech's control over the flow of information a large enough majority will fall for such propaganda that they'll rush to the polls and vote straight-ticket Dem to prevent America from transforming into a gangster state.

Hopefully Trump is the 4d chessmaster rather than the pawn of one.
 
Apparently, facts aren't in Trump's favor:

What worries me is that this shit still gets over a million views and a good like-dislike ratio.
So, Fox5 news in NY stated they got him through Guliani with the Quid pro quo. Thoughts?
Meaningless bullshit.
 
It is possible that these people just work slowly, and Trump has "dodged" the assault of all these organs in the same way that a man who stands in front of a steamroller is completely unharmed for a few seconds. We are talking about the people who have, bit by bit, shifted the general culture so radically that holding views that were near-universal just 80 years ago is considered worse than murder today.

If you truly wanted to establish the "Thousand year SJW Reich" , it would be best to doctor polls to indicate lower support for impeachment than there actually is, so the Republicans close ranks around Trump and shoot down the impeachment. Thus the media can implicate the entire Republican party as accomplices to Trump's "corruption" thereby "unmasking" the "Old Boys Club" , and with Big Tech's control over the flow of information a large enough majority will fall for such propaganda that they'll rush to the polls and vote straight-ticket Dem to prevent America from transforming into a gangster state.

Hopefully Trump is the 4d chessmaster rather than the pawn of one.
>Thinking that this hypothetical MSM-Big Tech plot won't be foiled by Trump calling them out on their bullshit
>Thinking that MSM and Big Tech can even brainwash people that effectively anymore
 
Trump is hardly an angel. He's a real estate tycoon, and rich. You aren't either of these things without being at least a little cutthroat and shady. He has had his share of controversial actions in the past, including birtherism and his eminent domain dealings. I don't think that his political run is purely altruistic patriotism. How on earth is it that his political enemies seem to be unable to do anything but make fools of themselves? How can they not have found any sort of dirt on him? Why do they continually prove him right?
Because Donald Trump has absorbed all pieces of the Saint's Corpse, creating a literal dimension of luck around him
 
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Oh boy, here comes the Spin Machine! If the evidence for the FISA applications was so solid, then why did employees need to falsify evidence in order to help it along? You can chain this down as tight as you want, but you ignored Horowitz for way too long. Nothing's going to stop what's coming, now.
 
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Yeah, that was pretty damned funny. He was trying to make fun of this tweet and prove that people nearby could overhear a phone call, did it on live TV just like Trump dared him to do, and failed to do it. Good job, Fredo.

Following the tweet in the article:
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Screech harder into the void, sweetums.
 
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"If Horowitz proves that the FBI wrongfully targeted Trump then Trump will use it to fuel conspiracy theories about the FBI wrongfully targeting him." So how heavily did your mothers drink when you two were pregnant? Did she leave any alcohol left in the bar?
Please be Strzok. Please be Strzok. Please be Strzok....
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Oh boy, here comes the Spin Machine! If the evidence for the FISA applications was so solid, then why did employees need to falsify evidence in order to help it along? You can chain this down as tight as you want, but you ignored Horowitz for way too long. Nothing's going to stop what's coming, now.

Or maybe not....? That description only loosely describes Strzok.
It sucks to be afflicted with TDS for many reasons, one of the most tragic being unable to appreciate how impressive it is what he's doing to the Dems and the media. For us who actually like Trump and even just those without TDS it's a marvel to behold.

Like how Johnny Bravo says "Man, it must be great being you watching me." Man, it's great being me watching Trump.

I still can't believe they threw Br'er Trump in the impeachment patch.
It's truly a wonder to watch, like a highly skilled craftsman....
 
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