NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus


fifty thousand word OP, not even screenshotting it aside from the start because it lists his disabilities:
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Rough translation to human:

"I have no idea what any of these words mean, but if I use enough of them, I might seem interesting enough for someone to attempt to fuck me. So far it hasn't worked, so I just keep adding more."

I strongly suspect these kinds of multi-variable sexual identities aren't pre-constructed declarations; they're a post hoc rationalization for past relationships.

Take this trans woman pansexual lesbian demisexual. "Sexually attracted to any gender... but romantically attracted to only women." That sounds like a guy who was horny in the past and banged any chick regardless of identification, but the only person they had a successful/good relationship with was a proper cishet woman. And that's all he wants now that he's wearing a dress, but he has to throw pansexual in there in case she's playing gender games too.

Actually I think he's using the terms backwards--a lesbian should be sexually attracted to women, not romantically. Demisexual means you're only sexually attracted to people you form a bond to, so saying you're "demisexual who is romantically attracted to only women" is a declaration that you'll only wind up being sexually attracted to women... which is redundant with lesbian.

Pansexual means nothing in this word salad, since the demisexual women-only tag negates it. Clearly that's added to cover whatever genderspecial games a woman might play to escape this troon's attention.
 
I strongly suspect these kinds of multi-variable sexual identities aren't pre-constructed declarations; they're a post hoc rationalization for past relationships.

Take this trans woman pansexual lesbian demisexual. "Sexually attracted to any gender... but romantically attracted to only women." That sounds like a guy who was horny in the past and banged any chick regardless of identification, but the only person they had a successful/good relationship with was a proper cishet woman. And that's all he wants now that he's wearing a dress, but he has to throw pansexual in there in case she's playing gender games too.

Actually I think he's using the terms backwards--a lesbian should be sexually attracted to women, not romantically. Demisexual means you're only sexually attracted to people you form a bond to, so saying you're "demisexual who is romantically attracted to only women" is a declaration that you'll only wind up being sexually attracted to women... which is redundant with lesbian.

Pansexual means nothing in this word salad, since the demisexual women-only tag negates it. Clearly that's added to cover whatever genderspecial games a woman might play to escape this troon's attention.
The person in question has shared more details of their past at length:
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The person in question has shared more details of their past at length:
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The most horrifying thing in that entire post is a "B.S. in broadcast media science". WTF is that? There's no science there, that's a Communications major in denial. Just like he's a boring straight guy who got abused into denial about his gender.
 
Some more burning of Royalan's corpse

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Poster claims it was a witch hunt, is immediately reminded Royalan is a piece of shit.

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Vincent wants to remind you Morrigan is a piece of shit too.

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White lesbian BDS really wants you to know she hates Royalan.

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The BCT mourn the loss of Royalan, but they have to remember they are under the heels of the white men in dresses.

Someone with an account needs to hammer home the fact that excel spreadsheet is a massive acephobe any time someone throws dirt on Royalan's grave.
 
I've finally finished my masterpiece, a Yakuza/Ryu ga Gotoku character intro for the boss of the Ree yakuza.
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the font is Edo SZ if you wanna make a better version or one for the mods/admins

Late as hell but I love it. He's probably one of those bosses that shows up with a bunch of goons. Hopefully I can grab a sofa to beat him stupid with.
 
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