WHY I WONT WEIGH IN + COOKING FRESH SALMON FIRST TIME - (11/24/2019)

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Eh, I'm not too brokenhearted over a dumb, lazy, redneck girl not knowing how to cook salmon. I'd only be upset if she threw it away because it didn't taste like it came out of a freezer.
This sudden change to home cooking has my interest piqued though. Maybe someone is trying to save her pennies for a rainy day. When it rains, it storms.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amberlynn was mildly interesting this time because she showed herself cooking. The way she seasoned the salmon was atrocious. She should have kept it simple by using melted butter on aluminum foil with salt and pepper. If she wanted, she could have made a pineapple salsa to go on top as well. Then again, it’s useless giving cooking tips to someone who clearly has messed up taste buds. If anyone besides Al ate that monstrosity, they would be coughing a ton from the overseasoned salmon.

 

[Erins Wifey]

Ahhhhh.....30 minutes of CondescendingLynn. She couldn’t even be bothered to look up a video on how to properly cook salmon??? She destroyed that piece of fish. Which she said was too much for her, but she ate it all anyway, in addition to her leftover “sides”... She’s humble bragging about nonexistent weight loss and eating healthy while showcasing 12 food trays for 4 people. Plus pizza rolls and dip. She’s as big as ever and that fatter she gets, the more she forgets lies she tells. I mean, just in the last video she said something like “I like the salmon I cook myself better, but blah blah frozen salmon yum yum blah blah” Seriously. Before I get any more I’m gonna go take a walk for waaayyyyy more than 2 minutes.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

In her defense, Macbook chargers suck ass. I've gone through several myself and they're 80 bucks. Major design flaw/moneymaker for Apple. A stroll through the comments on the Apple website will show many pissed-off users. The chargers need to be handled with care, which she certainly isn't doing. She may also be replacing them with knock-offs which suck even more ass.

 

[Erins Wifey]

That $30 purse backpack she bought for herself is a pathetic Louis Vuitton knock off. It’s definitely not worth $30 and probably smells like death and chemicals (so like nothing to Hamber!).

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I forgot to mention this fvckery in my comment. Thank you for showing this garbage.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Why does she keep saying “friends” like that? Bitch, we know it’s Dana and Destiny, you don’t have any friends!

 

[Twinkie]

Amberlynn was mildly interesting this time because she showed herself cooking. The way she seasoned the salmon was atrocious. She should have kept it simple by using melted butter on aluminum foil with salt and pepper. If she wanted, she could have made a pineapple salsa to go on top as well. Then again, it’s useless giving cooking tips to someone who clearly has messed up taste buds. If anyone besides Al ate that monstrosity, they would be coughing a ton from the overseasoned salmon.

But she doesn't even LIKE butter!!!

 

[Erins Wifey]

A weigh-in for her would be pointless anyway. It would make a minuscule, if any, difference given her current health and weight. She's basically dead (wo)man walking at this point. A freak show if you would.

That makes Becky’s dick hard

LOL she sounds like she's going to cry while she's trying to eat the salmon. She shows just the skin remaining but I don't know if I believe she actually ate it all.

EDIT: She seems very off in this video, like she's on drugs, especially at the part where she's sitting at the table with Becky. Did Becky get her stoned?

I thought the same thing when she scratched her nose in the beginning. Then I looked at her pupils for thes rest of the video, which also seemed off. Deathfats love their pain pills. Just look at Steven Assanti.....

 

[JambledUpWords]

But she doesn't even LIKE butter!!!

She says that about stuff she can’t get enough of. She’s just feebly attempting to convince people that she got to over a quarter ton by eating salads, chicken and broccoli.

 

[mekalekahi]

She lost me at fasting for 20 hours. We all know AL would never ever go that long not eating without having a meltdown. How did this severe food addict cure all her problems herself in like one or 2 weeks? We all saw the shitshow that was 2019 so I dont buy this at all. I got the vibe from becky at the table that shes tired of playing along with ambers "lifestyle change" lie as well.

"Say a sentence in how Kate Winslet talks" thats called a British accent idiot.

Edit: I cant remember which video it is, but amber didn't eat for 10 hours and she described it like she survived 2 weeks stranded in the wild.

 

[other youtubers]

The eyebrows have officially left the fag shanty



But her dainty dry definitely losing weight hole is still plenty full



Edits bc newfag

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I think she got some kind of a scare at her ER visits. Either was tentatively diagnosed with a weight related issue or had the riot act read to her about her weight... or both.
But I'm not buying the LifestyleLynn bunk either. This was simply a combination of all her Phase 1 uploads - smugly talking about the changes she's making but not telling us WHY she's trying to change - again, talking about her groceries, a small haul & talking about how much more mobile she is compared to "back in the day" when it was so much harder & she basically did nothing. In terms of the load on her joints & resulting pain from all that physical activity, it would take more than a few lbs. lost to ease that to any noticeable degree. Her knees, hips, ankles & back must be screaming every time she moves - there's no amount of 'practice' or added activity that eases that. It takes considerable weight loss & I'm not seeing any indication of that.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The fish was already dead. There was no need to kill it again with all that shit on it.

She won't weigh in because she crossed the 600 pound threshold. There is no reason - at all - a narcissist would not weigh in if they'd lost weight, just to stick it to the haydurs.

How about keeping your fucking tongue in your mouth, LizardLynn.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Major design flaw/moneymaker for Apple.

All working, and by working, I mean stopping working for another $80, as planned.

 

[Masta]

I got through half the video and tapped out.
I need a reaction channel to react, to watch any of her videos, because they are just so mundane.

I speculate that she’s doing this lifestyle journey bullshit for some easy content.
It’s also to please the haydurs to an extent, before it was a fuck all mentality but it seems she is more in need of money this time around.
Other than being sued, she’s probably in a hurry to make some change for Christmas this year.

Other than pleasing us, the doctor told her something about being so sedentary with her type of legs.
It wasn’t long ago when she went to the doctor because of circulation issues.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She lost me at fasting for 20 hours. We all know AL would never ever go that long not eating without having a meltdown.

Yes right especially BECAUSE!!!! She slept in her shirt so that was the morning after her little soiree with her "friends" which would mean she didn't eat any of the party food that she worked so hard to throw in her scooter cart then have Becky take the lid off of. 20 hour fast MY ASS.

Just trying to cobble together the fattytales from the last videos to maybe deduce something recognizable as tru-ish.

>She never sits to do anything any more! She is v proud of herself.
>She can sit for 10 whole hours now! She is v proud of herself.
>Has a fattress in the living room for when she can no longer sit with pride.
>Sits for 98% of vlog.

Conclusion: The higher pH water has turned her fat brain into soap and she thinks that sitting is the same as standing.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Her skin looks like the underside of a Hershey's Cookies & Creme bar

 

[IBrokeBob]

Knockoff LV monogram jfc

WHAT is she thinking? The last time this style of bag was popular, Amberlynn's parents had custody of her

it seems to be a deathfat fashion fad. I think it was tess holliday who also recently had one shown in vids or ig.

My guess is that the deathfats cling to childish fashion accessories to give them a youthful look. When you are a deathfat, you look prematurely old, tired and matronly. Delusional deathfats think cute, teenage accessories somehow offset that extra poundage.

as you can clearly see, it doesnt.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I know a lot of people have harped on about the Salmon, but it really was wasted here. It was painful watching her ruin that meat.
She could've grilled it and doused it in ketchup and it would have tasted better.

Besides that, she only seems to be getting larger and more sickly looking. Becky looks stoned as fuck and it's likely either she shared witth Amber, or the greedy shit snatched some of whatever Becky took.

 

[ADHD]

How about keeping your fucking tongue in your mouth, LizardLynn.

That doesn't seem like something that works for her, boo boo.