And yet you like it when Anakin's redemption is retroactively slapped in the face by making it pointless.
And it help it is better than this other kid
Oh sweet summer child, you think Han and Leia were happily married. Nah, Han was a shitty husband, left Leia and his son to be a smuggler (which he sucked at) and sold Luke's medal from the end of ANH for drinking money. Meanwhile, Leia got hot and bothered with Admiral Gender Studies.
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Holy Christ. It somehow got worse... As some of you may or may not remember, I posted every food item in Galaxy's Edge that was available during summer back around page 500 or so, but that only covered the summer period and while I was aware that more vegan-friendly options or replacements would be coming sometime after september I never imagined it would be this bad, as this is just on a whole 'nother level of horrifying. If I recall correctly, only five food items in the whole park actually used meat, Kaadu Ribs, Ronto Wraps, Yobshrimp salad, Endorian Tip-Yip and some horrid piece of wood they had the gall to call jerky. Even then, said meat still looked pretty fake or tasted downright horrible, but to think they would go even further and start replacing that shit with actual plastic and cucumbers is just vile. Also why even call it a Ronto wrap if they're not even going to pretend its made from Ronto anymore? This shit now looks like some crap you could get in one of those old hippie cafe shops before Starbucks ran them out of business. Just look at this crap. They somehow made it look even worse. Its literally just a salty turd on a saltier pita wrap. Why not just eat vegetables you fucking vegans? Why force this crappy fake meat on everyone? As if to make the food even more terrible, Disney even tried changing their names to generic irl names like vegan garden steak, which just made sales drop and criticisms rise before being forced to change back.
"Oooh shenpai notice me! Let me make you some nice Foreskin Chili!" - Cookie
It seemed to be hinted at, if not outright stated, in The Force Awakens that that bread was shit too.
I'll be honest, I don't hate the segmented leather apron+ knife combo. If the face was just a little more anthropomorphic, edging into The Hills Have Eyes territory, he'd make a pretty bitchin' Silent Hill monster.
Hard disagree on anything you said in defence of this farce, I'm going through it point by point:
If an Emperor-clone dies alongside the Death Star blowing up and Palpy just farts out a new clone to take over his still intact Empire, that puts us straight at square one of the beginning of ESB (or even ANH) and nothing has been achieved. Nothing.
1) That could have been covered in books and comics that are set in between the rise of the Empire and its fall. You're not forced to explore his character in chronological order (ie: ROTJ is the newest movie and any EU material has to be set after that) and indeed, to my understanding, that is exactly what the EU has been doing for 40 years.
As nice as that might be, it comes at an insane cost: Negating all achievements of all protagonists throughout 3 movies. There was never a point in destroying anything, Palpy will just keep on going if he's save and secure in his hideout and operates everything via remote-clone. It adds a tiny bit to Palpy and takes away E V E R Y T H I N G from anyone else.
(Farting noises) Fuck off film.
I don't get it... why wouldn't you just make scones or damper instead for the film? I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to get a similar shape to the cookbook and you'd get the benefit of it actually tasting nice, and that's just the plain versions before adding in any extras. For those of you who don't know, damper is a traditional Australian bush bread that was developed by stockmen needing to travel through inhospitable terrain (including enormous fucking deserts) with little rations. I'm sure Disney spent an insane amount of money developing and producing this flavourless abomination, while a time honored better option is there for the taking. You'd think they'd learn after the hundredth time.Also, I found the recipes for most of Galaxy's Edge food items online which include some of the newest food items at the park, all of which are fucking vegan.
To start off here is Rey Bread aka Polystarch Portion Bread from TFA...
What's funnier about this crap is that the effects supervisor of TFA admitted that the ones they made for the film tasted terrible and had no nutritional value and in the many DLC novels Rey only ate these horrible things out of desperation and they tasted awful, yet here they're acting as if this shit is some fucking culinary delight. Also note that the recipes for these things might be more "natural" than how they make the crap at the park. It doesn't even do a good job of coming off as in-universe since the recipe calls for seaweed, something that doesn't even exist on Rey's shitty Tatooine knockoff where these shitty bread rolls are produced.
Wow... its almost as if its possible to make tasty non-meat food that isn't just vegetables on a plate or something that requires some soy-based processed garbage or some disgusting mystery/impossible "meat". Like why is this so hard for them? And why try so hard to pander to a minority? If Hindus don't want to eat beef or jews don't want to eat pork, then they can you know, eat something else instead of converting the entire menu into some mystery fake meat crap that no one, especially the majority, will want. Also how fucking retarded do you have to be to make a cookbook that tells you to make baked goods in a microwave instead of an oven? This is all kinds of lazy and gross.
More hollow pandering for brownie points just like his other claim that TFA would please the BBQ crowd despite doing nothing in the film itself, instead making some dumbass tweet comparing haters to racists and writing on some dumb card that said "it don't matter if you're male, female, black, white, jawa, wookiee, etc, just watch my movie you damn goys" all just for the sake of virtue signaling and getting progressive good boy points while getting any criticisms labeled as racist or bigoted, which worked. Fuck this guy. Also if Frozen 2 couldn't get away with this shit, there's no way PoeFinn shit is ever happening if they don't want to lose Chinese and middle eastern audience (parts of the middle east and Turkey have a major hard on for Disney Wars), then again, Disney probably plans to edit out and deceive said audiences. Also fuck this bullshit about trying to ground Star Wars to reality. We already have hundreds of war films grounded in reality, all of which are infinitely better than your schlock JJ, so I might as well watch Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence or Apocalypse Now instead of your forced realism crap JJ, and if I want to see real life, I'll just go outside, not watch a fucking space opera trying to do the exact opposite of its intended goal of escapism. I want aliens and space opera fantasy, not a bunch of diversity cast humans with no aliens doing jack shit nobody cares about in a generic war plot written by gated Hollywood idiots who don't know the first thing about armies or wars.
