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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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I didn't realize goddesses needed to purchase belt-cessories
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When six pokeball peripherals aren't enough
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Only an insane person would claim they're not insane.
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Can you imagine the Great Goddess Christine wanting to share his 'powers', ever?
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Nope. Chris would never share power with anyone unless that person would give chris china or constantly kiss his ass. The moment chris felt slighted or wasn't getting what he wanted from that person he'd cut them off.
Quite the opposite's happened. Chris has been taking powers away from his OCs and anime he's seen and been attaching them to himself in the comics. First he was just the mayor and the 'cool guy' with 'curse' powers, then he took sonichu's speed and electric powers, then he had a god-like super form like super sonic, then he became a goddess, then a super goddess with hyper OP psychic powers like Magi-chan, and now chris is now an overdeity with power over multiple universes. I'm pretty sure if chris read lovecraft he'd say he could somehow easily kill Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth.
But the whole point of the merge is a ditch last attempt to gain control of his life. He believes he's entitled to a happy life despite doing nothing but sitting on his ass and playing vidya. So he's using all that pent up tard rage to try to will reality to become like his comics where he has total control and we're all mindless NPCs.
Chris has the arrogance and nepotism of Disney without the money, influence, legit fans, or any other positive quality.
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If someone got into his life like he has with his late father or Barb, then 100% he would share powers.
One thing with Chris is that if he thinks you're "in his life", he will share everything with you to a certain point. Barb has powers over him as his mother. His father did as well. Both of those gone, Chris will need something like that in his life. People think Chris will "be free" when Barb's dead but it will be like an atom bomb of change in his life.
And we all know how autistic people deal with change. Chris will probably lash out and try to grab whatever he thinks is "stable".
Chris is like a con artist's wet dream. We already saw how the Idea Guys got him for six grand over literally nothing, just as long as they fit the right set of circumstances.
However. Chris does learn. Chris doesn't go ape shit when someone says "Julay". He knows how to budget and knows generally how to live.
I do agree with your assessment of Chris and "The Merge", and think that Chris is out there totally to make sure that his cushy life is supported.
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You telling me the ultimate goddess and her harem can’t just magic up the belt? They have to go find it somewhere and purchase it?? How bizarre
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Limits of reality until the merge is complete, all Chris' tools are just toys and don't really have any power until the dimensions are bonded. It's like an autistic version of the apple from Narnia, taken from its native home and grown in earth soil it still has some healing properties but it's power has been greatly reduced.
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Or the leviathan from Hellraiser. The Leviathan is useless if the portal isn't open.
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Why does getting ripped apart by hooks and then having my bloody gibs hung up on chains sound more appealing that living in toon town with Chris and his Entourage of pony friends? See if Chris promised the pleasures the cenobites offer and not what a sevenyear olds ideal heaven would be then he'd have more followers in this little merge bussiniess
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The problem always arises when you start thinking that he might not have that stability after all is said and done. Chris doesnt have a job, he doesnt make THAT much from his tugboat if its to be believed and even if he did, we know Chris cant ignore the allure of binge buying anything and everything he sees. He would be in way over his head if he ever tried to live alone. I think either I or someone else said before that even if someone let Chris live in their house it would quickly sour once they see Chris doesnt do anything ever He's literally just a lump who smells weird and buys things. And he probably wont even pay his own way so thats a double f you to whoever takes him.
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Righteous nagged Chris into making a rosechu-fied Poppy Pipopappo (Kamen Rider character) 'canon' to his delusions:
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Not trying to rag on u specifically but I’m so sick of looking at this ween bullshit, someone earlier in the thread mentioned not posting ween content unless Chris is directly responding to it. I’m personally all for a heavier ween filter in this thread, or if people want to follow his orbiters more closely just to do it in another thread
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>Chris getting into Kamen Rider
Oh no.
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I hope he gets put off by it somehow and runs to Super Sentai, no one gives a shit about that anymore.
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you phrased this terribly, but I agree. I don't give two dicks if some tranny pesters Chris every day to watch some gay anime.
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Is Kamen Rider the anime SecretGamerGnome is always sperging about? This weebwe.en needs to stop before we get the world’s dumbest lolcow crossover.
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Skullgirls character is a magichan. Typical Chris, having no originality.