Containment Random Chris Updates

[Kacho]

Welp, I know who I hope gets the mask. Is the merge worth allowing Pmurt to make America green again, Chris?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At first glance, I thought the mask was some monstrosity Chris had prepared for Thanksgiving.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Um, wasn't the mask in The Mask made out of what looked very like wood? And originally belonged to the Norse god Loki?

I can buy it being dug up in Norway, or Sweden, or Finland, and ending up in a museum in America - that sort of shit happens with museums all of the time - but this has just been dug up, in the real World, in Mexico. Not moved there. Was there.

I really hope that if by some extreme miracle the Merge occurs, it turns out to be connected to some splendid deity like Huitzilipochli and Chris squeals in terror and agony as he gets not a goofy super-powered Jim Carrey (odds on him even having read the original and much nastier comics?), but an ancient Aztec deity bent on getting pre-mediaeval on his fat arse. Ain't the Merge wonderful, kids?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Um, wasn't the mask in The Mask made out of what looked very like wood? And originally belonged to the Norse god Loki?

I can buy it being dug up in Norway, or Sweden, or Finland, and ending up in a museum in America - that sort of shit happens with museums all of the time - but this has just been dug up, in the real World, in Mexico. Not moved there. Was there.

I really hope that if by some extreme miracle the Merge occurs, it turns out to be connected to some splendid deity like Huitzilipochli and Chris squeals in terror and agony as he gets not a goofy super-powered Jim Carrey (odds on him even having read the original and much nastier comics?), but an ancient Aztec deity bent on getting pre-mediaeval on his fat arse. Ain't the Merge wonderful, kids?

Dumbass probably only knows about the mask from that Rob Paulsen cartoon that aired back in the 90s, would explain why he mistook a green Aztec ceremonial mask for what is supposed to be a Norse mask made of wood. Well that I'm pretty sure Chris knows about the history of the Aztecs as well as he does the world wars.


Also I love how the original poster told him to fuck off and didn't care about using "preferred pronouns" bet Chris took one look at being called Chris Chan and told not now and instantly hit block

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well that I'm pretty sure Chris knows about the history of the Aztecs as well as he does the world wars.

Mexicans eating their babies....yuck. The mexicans were a very bad people, which is why they were slaughtered and killed by Alan Alda using a blanket laced by radioactive pultonium, amongwhich!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

so what is his diet these days? does he breakfasts at BK? i checked his health wiki and says nothing about what does he eat lately, i assume nothing healthy tho.

Nowadays, he feeds exclusively of his gargantuan, unwarranted ego (He is getting fatter).

I would love to see Chris try to go out, put a worm on a hook and freaking cast a line.

I can't even imagine the possibilities cuz there's just so many.

I bet he'd hook his own eyelid when casting the line.

Yet another sign of the Merge happening, also Chris joins a huge Twitter argument between his wéens and enablers,

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Lol, he pretty much said that he just used Jacob while he was "useful", poor cumsock, what a cold motherfucker!

Did you guys notice how he lately adds "even I" when babbling about realizing people intentions?

Isn't weird for an all-knowing and prescient kawaii animu-godesu to say that?... it's like he subconsciously knows he is a full of shit moron and unintentionally conveys "even a hopeless imbecile like me can see this is bullshit".

Also, "apocolyptic". Twice, he thinks that's the proper spelling despite not even sounding like the real word.

 

[Tikbalang]

Did you guys notice how he lately adds "even I" when babbling about realizing people intentions?
Also, "apocolyptic". Twice, he thinks that's the proper spelling despite not even sounding like the real word.

Same goes when he said "Be glad that I <verb>" when he exaggerated his generosity and effort.
Did Chris got pissed at the auto-correct in his phone?

 

[King Kiwi]

At first glance, I thought the mask was some monstrosity Chris had prepared for Thanksgiving.

They probably just went and got KFC.

"No Coleslaw?!!! I'ma GODDESS!"

 

[Floop]

I’m playing human fall flat with my brother and I think we came across Chris probably. Their outfit was an accurate replica of his tomgirl getup. Pics soon.
The Chris look alike seemed to follow that pink guy. I don’t know which ones dragons magic and which ones dragons Magic’s gf. I tried to look at those profiles and they were both at level one, and had privated their profiles.
Dragons magic has 6 games. Dragons Magics GF has 3 games. Both of these accounts had their badges for 5+ games and 1+ games, respectively, earned November 29th.
These accounts were two separate players moving independently.
I’M NOT CERTAIN THIS IS CHRIS. BUT IT’S JUST SO LIKELY.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris takes a new Idea Guy's bait.

Also, someone asks Helena why she's enabling Chris's insanity with the photoshopped Magi-Chan pics. Chris responds:

 

[TV's Adam West]

Well guys, Chris said it himself. He's totally sane. Wrap it up, let's go home.

 

[Cantercoin]

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"IM NOT INSANE, IM NOT INSANE!!!" claims the man as he immediately begins to tell the nearest onlooker about C-197 and the dimensional merge.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris takes a new Idea Guy's bait.

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Also, someone asks Helena why she's enabling Chris's insanity with the photoshopped Magi-Chan pics. Chris responds:

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Two thoughts coming in my mind:

• Don't ruin Kamen Rider for me
• I want to see how he'll react to Build and Zi-o stories

Majority of people who knew Chris knows that he's insane with a lot of evidence to back it up

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well guys, Chris said it himself. He's totally sane. Wrap it up, let's go home.

He's incredibly stupid and blind to reality as a coping mechanism for how much his life sucks but not insane. Insane would imply he doesn't have the mental capacity to understand his actions and the consequences to negitive ones, something he's still technically capable of understanding as much as he tries to refuse to

 

[Poliwrath]

Ah shit he's gonna watch the end of Build after all.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

He's incredibly stupid and blind to reality as a coping mechanism for how much his life sucks but not insane. Insane would imply he doesn't have the mental capacity to understand his actions and the consequences to negitive ones, something he's still technically capable of understanding as much as he tries to refuse to

I don't see him understanding the consequences of amassing debt and not paying it. He keeps getting sued but continues buying plastic.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I don't see him understanding the consequences of amassing debt and not paying it. He keeps getting sued but continues buying plastic.

It’s said all the time but Chris never learns from his mistakes, especially so when there are no immediate or consistent consequences for his actions. The levee breaks on all of this when Barb passes, but honestly what are the logistics of trying to collect on debt from a homeless tard anyway?

 

[A Grey Cat]

It’s said all the time but Chris never learns from his mistakes, especially so when there are no immediate or consistent consequences for his actions. The levee breaks on all of this when Barb passes, but honestly what are the logistics of trying to collect on debt from a homeless tard anyway?

He's got a few things that can be seized by repo for some cash like a 4k tv and PS4, honestly it's gonna be simultaneously funny and sad to see repo men hauling his stuff away while Chris says "by the merge, the kawi princesses Christine Chandler orders you to hault!"

 

[RustyNail(her)]

He's got a few things that can be seized by repo for some cash like a 4k tv and PS4, honestly it's gonna be simultaneously funny and sad to see repo men hauling his stuff away while Chris says "by the merge, the kawi princesses Christine Chandler orders you to hault!"

If it were Rent-a-Center, maybe. I doubt a company will hire repo men to get $1000 worth of merch. It's easier to hand the debt to a collection agency and let them bang their head against the wall. Time wasted in court, debts written off. I can not imagine he gets any credit offers that aren't predatory, but they will lose too. If you knew very well there were no consequences to all this aside from wasting a couple of hours at the court house as you sing to yourself, you'd probably consider credit cards magic money too.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Chris is another $7/month in the hole, I think it's a pretty safe assumption he's going to keep it after the one week free trial

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