Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

To think I was actually optimistic when they axed the EU back in 2013...

When I read about that happenig, I was as optimistic for the fractions of a second it took me to read the rest of the sentence where they said they were reserving the right to recanonize certain stories or characters later on. AKA they were too fucking lazy to put in the needed work to streamline things.

The EU canon needed a good, hard pruning. I don't think anyone can disagree with that. 30 plus years of multiple cooks with different priorities creates a tangled mess, but the majority was well worth saving. Disney just tossed it all out, and that was I knew they were going to just fuck everything up.
 
Exceptional cross-promotion with Fortnite of all things - arguably the best way to make kids care.

Risky Reels, from what I can gather, is an in-game location themed around an open air movie screen - not sure how people are going to be able to properly watch this 'exclusive scene' with everyone rushing to this place to shoot it up (hey, just like a real movie theatre), but there you have it;

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Thats actually pretty cool. I know fortnite is a giant steaming pile of autism but having an easter egg to hunt down in a game to see something exclusive is an interesting marketing strategy. It would be even cooler if it was harder to find, but I guess you can't have ARG tier autism in a battle royale game.

Has it been done before? I cant think of anything off the top of my head except for PT, if that counts.
 
Has it been done before? I cant think of anything off the top of my head except for PT, if that counts.
I Love Bees and whatever the Halo 3 ARG were called, gave people directions to the Forerunner lore easter eggs in both games if I remember right. Also, the Postal 2 announcement was done via patching an ARG into the original Portal -- the thing with the SSTV transmissions and all (Valve officially announced it after players solved the ARG).
 
But women who have had feminism thoroughly metastasize hold the delusion that the natural end of romance (family formation) is oppressive and patriarchal.
I've been saying it for years. (But it's not just feminism. Good old master key theory is to blame, too.)

Nah women just like to see two hot guys screwing.

It's the genderbended "girl on girl is hot".
They mostly don't. Consumers of girl on girl porn are straight men. Consumers of gay porn are gay men. Yaoi is a romance subgenre with characters who look like women but don't need to worry about sexism. Softbois can ask out other softboys and get laid without losing social status, they don't get leered at by straight men, and fan communities are supermajority female.
 
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My gosh, I wake up a free man lately...I finished the sales of my entire Marvel nu-wars comic collection, and netted 200 bucks in the process! I am so relieved to see samples of other birdcage-lining comic pages that I never had to buy!!! Sit on that and spin, Mouse!

They already got your money cause you bought them at full value in the first place. Disney doesn't give two shits what you do with them post sale. This is like the same spergs who said "FUCK YOU GILLETTE I THREW OUT ALL YOUR RAZORS!" after Proctor and Gambles marketing racist shit show. They already got your money, don't give them more is the end game.
 
Star Wars vs Elder Scrolls cookbook.
I'm a simple man with simple thoughts and when I see the Elder Scrolls one, my brain tells me to cook and eat this, even though I have never heard the word "quiche" in my entire life before. On the picture, it looks warm, hearty and frankly just fucking tasty. I don't even know what the ingredients are, all I can guess is that eggs are involved.
The Star Wars one on the other hand looks like something I'd get as an appetizer at some scene bar ran by a metrosexual dude in his late 20s near my university instead of something from a Galaxy Far Far Away. It looks way too inoffensive and dull, even the colours look kind of pale, almost like Vietnam-era movie footage and the background looks uncanny valley as hell somehow. My brain tells me to not waste my time cooking and eating this. It's just that simple.
 
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lol Daisy Ridley looks like a younger Arin Hanson in drag. I wish I could find the picture of him she's reminding me of.
 
To think I was actually optimistic when they axed the EU back in 2013...

First thing I thought "Cool, the Vong, Sun Crusher, Ewok shit and Dark Empire no longer happened. Maybe they'll keep everything except those and recanonize them by making it into animated shows, games and more comics instead of more novels! Maybe we'll finally get a revamped language system for aliens that actually feels as good as Klingon or Mando shit! And re-releases of the Essential Guides without the Vong! Maybe Anakin Solo lives now! Heck, maybe they'll make a rewritten version of those four and make them not shit! Imagine!" What a naive fool I was... Instead they throw EVERYTHING out the window completely and start this fresh Hell off by replacing the Thrawn trilogy with Chuck Wendig's disaster and taking the comic rights away from Dark Horse to give it to the exceptional individuals at Marvel. And to add insult to injury they dissolve Lucasarts, and instead of giving the game rights to a competent and hard working company, they give it to the greedy fucktards at EA... FUCKING EA! OF ALL COMPANIES! And all this within the span of one year before TFA.

I then knew that the future was not a bright one, and I was right. Dark Empire is recanonized instead but worse in the form of Plan 9, the disasters the Vong caused are now replaced by bigger disasters caused by the First Order while a replacement for the Vong is already introduced but with zero originality, the worst of Ewoks media gets recanonized via an awful mobile game and feminist cartoon, they just keep making more Sun Crusher-esque super weapons and its implied the damn thing still exists, they bring back Darth Caedus and Kyp Durron but worse in the fused form of Kylo Ren (a name which makes zero fucking sense, I mean how the fuck did we go from Darth or Lord to Ren?!), and more than half the iconic aliens get wiped out to make way for more hairy primates with progressive planets that eat nothing but soypro. The woke crap is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae. This was the worst possible outcome.

And then there's all the countless good Disney axed in favor of worse shit, leaving nothing good in its wake. Luke is a virgin bum with no progeny or legacy who tried to kill his nephew for no reason (Jacen Solo deserved to get killed by Luke for the horrible shit he did while Emo Ren was just sleeping in bed), Han and Leia divorced and both became washed out losers hated by everyone, Han became a complete and total scumbag and Leia gets kicked out of the Republic she created and is banned from everywhere, even by Alderaan survivors. Hell I could go on forever with this shit.

How did we go from this:
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Well Disney wanting the comics produced in house makes sense and Marvel didn't go to complete dogshit until 2015 3 years after Disney bought LF.

EA is also forgivable to me until the Battlefield debacle.
 
God almighty Iger is exceptional : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC0VPHYw_s

What even is the point of Disney as a company if they don't want to either make film, shows, games, etc. that is either even somewhat faithful of its origin or to past fans (or both)? That's what your company was built on ffs.
Well this sickens me more than I thought it would. Seriously wtf is Iger even on about? What's left to retcon or remove? You already threw away over 30 years of SW history with the exception of the OT, the PT and Filoni Wars, so what's fucking left? Is he gonna throw that shit out too? Why even call it SW anymore if the only thing he's keeping around is the name solely for promotional and merchandising reasons? Just make up your own shit instead of buying things from everyone else. And his whole comment about JJ desperately wanting to pander to fans is full of more bullshit than Filoni's claim of wanting to honor IG-88's Legends material despite not offering Thrawn the same courtesy despite his shit being far more popular than 88's. JJ is just doing things that only please himself and the higher ups while only sprinkling memberberries and references that only appease the most superficial of diminishing boomers, as well as devotees who will suck up anything. The whole comment about JJ having a secret invisible fan whispering to him as though he really does give a shit about fans want is not only bull but just comes off as a really creepy analogy.

I mean c'mon, Iger, you pretty much threw most of Star Wars under the bus and even then its still too hard for you and Lucasfilm to pander and keep track of things? I also find it amusing that he backtracked again about putting movies on hold. I also wonder if Iger's comments about re-inventing the franchise again might imply that he plans to nuke Disney canon in the future too? Imagine the irony there, considering nu-fans thought the new canon was definitive and would be around forever, and that it would be simpler and easier to follow when its actually more inane and more cluttered than 30 years of content, despite Disney canon only being 6 to 7 years old. Also his last comment about how completely raping SW beyond recognition is better than putting it in a museum is ironic. A state of proper preservation like that would've probably been a better fate than what SW got, and it seems to be doing wonders for Back to the Future which is still very much loved and remembered today in its most pristine form unlike SW or ST which have been butchered to hell and back.

Well Disney wanting the comics produced in house makes sense and Marvel didn't go to complete dogshit until 2015 3 years after Disney bought LF.

EA is also forgivable to me until the Battlefield debacle.
Not really. The decay was already showing up even before that. Marvel wasn't that woke before 2014, but as I've said before wokeness is only a small part of the problem with SW, but not the problem itself. Marvel was still shitty even before that, not because of wokeness, simply because they were mediocre content creators whose only selling point was film tie-ins. They could've been anti-woke lords who triggered SJWs to kingdom come or full on antifa feminists for all I care but that wouldn't change their quality. And Disney began allowing them to make SW comics in 2015 which was already the point where Marvel was already dogshit. It was a horribly cheap decision that chose profits over quality despite fans preferring Dark Horse content. So from a business perspective, sure it made sense, but it was not a good decision for the longevity and popularity of the franchise.

EA already had a decaying reputation even by 2011 and their management of Bioware and SWTOR already made SW fans see them as no good for the franchise. In the end, Disney just did not give a shit and simply went with what would net them the most profits and press regardless if it was good for the franchise or not.

Hold up, didn’t TLJ happened right after TFA? I know I didn’t read Disney’s EU content but I’m not going to be acknowledge pure laziness.
Only person as bad as HelloGreedo is SW Explained, and yeah he's full of it. Even the TFA novel implied a lot of stuff happened between TFA and TLJ, such as Rey meeting Poe despite not even knowing who he was in TLJ. There's also the side stories about how Phasma escaped Starkiller in such a short amount of time. TLJ honestly was incredibly inconsistent even for new continuity standards, yet JJ and Kennedy want us to believe that TLJ changed nothing and that everything's been going according to their non-existent plan.

I'm a simple man with simple thoughts and when I see the Elder Scrolls one, my brain tells me to cook and eat this, even though I have never heard the word "quiche" in my entire life before. On the picture, it looks warm, hearty and frankly just fucking tasty. I don't even know what the ingredients are, all I can guess is that eggs are involved.
The Star Wars one on the other hand looks like something I'd get as an appetizer at some scene bar ran by a metrosexual dude in his late 20s near my university instead of something from a Galaxy Far Far Away. It looks way too inoffensive and dull, even the colours look kind of pale, almost like Vietnam-era movie footage and the background looks uncanny valley as hell somehow. My brain tells me to not waste my time cooking and eating this. It's just that simple.
I only have one more GE recipe left but I can post it with another Elder Scrolls recipe if you want. Despite not having the rest of the Galaxy's Edge recipes, I found their names online so I can post those too.

When I read about that happenig, I was as optimistic for the fractions of a second it took me to read the rest of the sentence where they said they were reserving the right to recanonize certain stories or characters later on. AKA they were too fucking lazy to put in the needed work to streamline things.

The EU canon needed a good, hard pruning. I don't think anyone can disagree with that. 30 plus years of multiple cooks with different priorities creates a tangled mess, but the majority was well worth saving. Disney just tossed it all out, and that was I knew they were going to just fuck everything up.
Honestly it would not even have been that hard. Leland Chee was autistic enough that he could easily surf through all content to weed out inconsistencies, which he was already doing in the final years before the buyout. Only thing that would really be needed was to either completely remove or rewrite the most controversial stuff like the Jedi Academy Trilogy, Dark Empire or New Jedi Order for example of some. Hell they pretty much did that by rewriting Jedi Academy in a follow-up summary novel, and George was already in the process of retconning NJO in Filoni Wars by removing the Vong's immunity to the Force and changing their entire involvement with the galaxy, effectively paving the way for a new narrative that didn't involve them nullifying the victory of the Rebel Alliance or so many needless character deaths. But what that new narrative would involve we will sadly never know because Filoni Wars got fucking cancelled before that and Disney tossed everything out.
 
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I mean c'mon, Iger, you pretty threw most of Star Wars under the bus and even then its still too hard for you pander and have Lucasfilm keep track of things?
That was 100% about not having to pay royalties to pre-Disney EU creators. They're cafeteria pirating EU works anyways with just enough difference to win a copyright suit. The only reason Thrawn made it through the legal shield is because of the character's massive popularity, and Disney doing the math to realize they stood to profit more canonizing him than they had to lose paying royalties to Timothy Zahn.

The only reason they're letting Filoni pull so much from Star Wars d6 is because West End Games has been defunct for years, and no individual writer employed with them at the time would be able to cobble together a coherent lawsuit. Of the only two that arguably could -- Greg Costikyan and Pablo Hidalgo -- the former's too turbocucked to even try, and the latter's a Lucasfilm employee (who is also turbocucked).
 
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The only reason they're letting Filoni pull so much from Star Wars d6 is because West End Games has been defunct for years, and no individual writer employed with them at the time would be able to cobble together a coherent lawsuit. Of the only two that arguably could -- Greg Costikyan and Pablo Hidalgo -- the former's too turbocucked to even try, and the latter's a Lucasfilm employee (who is also turbocucked).
Honestly, Hidalgo has become such a pathetic sad sack that even talking about him makes one want to gag. He's basically a more successful Dobson or MovieBob by this point.

Anyway here's the final Galaxy's Edge recipe I could find:
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I've talked about this item on the menu before on page 529 with a review of its flavor and lore entry. Its basically beef pot roast and veggies drenched in soy sauce. FYI its one of the few recipes in the book that actually looks like the meal in the park.
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As I said before, a shaak is the EXTRA THICC tapir cow from Attack of the Clones.
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Here is a recipe from the Elder Scrolls cookbook.
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A leek and cheese crostata made with eidar cheese. Its basically cheese and leeks prepared in rye pie dough and topped with parmesan.

According to a book in ESO, eidar cheese is "A sealed treatise on the creation and consumption of eldritch cheeses and ingredients." Its fun to assume that its made from milk extracted from the eldritch teats of Hermaus Mora.
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I fully expect Disney to spin all the hate videos as "We have quite a buzz about the movies!" They'll rely on general ignorance of investors who won't know what a "fandom menace" is.
No one knows what a "fandom menace" is outside of a small group of hardcore dorks (myself included) who are either super angry about their favorite franchise sucking or, in my case, find the drama from a megacorporation drunkenly bumbling their way through an IP everyone thought was guaranteed money incredibly entertaining. We're a minority of a minority. I doubt the sum total of people self-identifying or knowing of that term makes up even a whole percentage point of the general audience.

For context, Worldclassbullshitters is probably the biggest channel popularizing that term, and his biggest videos about Star Wars drama managed 1 million views over the course of a year. Most are in the 100-200k range.. Compare that to the ~70 million people in the US alone who bought a Last Jedi ticket.
 
Yaoi is a romance subgenre with characters who look like women but don't need to worry about sexism. Softbois can ask out other softboys and get laid without losing social status, they don't get leered at by straight men, and fan communities are supermajority female.

Softbois are quantum-gendered, where they are non-threatening, and all characters have both feminine and masculine traits. This allows the (overwhelmingly female) reader to imagine themselves as either side of the pairing, as the Bitch or the Butch. Increasing in the western or globalist world, the "bitch" role allows a female reader to imagine "giving in" to the traditionally feminine roles and urges.
The "butch" role allows the reader imagine themselves as that character where they can be safely sexually aggressive against men without being seen as a slut by society - more importantly by mean girl Becky.

The audience can become either part of the fantasy since the "grass is greener"; either role is free of the societal expectations women are subject to. Additionally characters have none of the hangups of the readers regarding their own sexual characteristics (loldongs) so the softbois can behave as the female readers believe they'd be able to behave as men, and there is no direct comparison to be made between the audience and the characters.

tl;dr Yaoi is popular with women because it allows them to have a romantic fantasy without having to compare themselves to other women, and allows the fantasy to include a character engaging in 'feminine' behavior without societal expectation. Girl on Girl porn is the mirror reflection where it gives men a scenario they can project themselves into without male threat, and allows the fantasy to include a sexually assertive woman without threatening the viewer's masculinity.
 
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No one knows what a "fandom menace" is outside of a small group of hardcore dorks (myself included) who are either super angry about their favorite franchise sucking or, in my case, find the drama from a megacorporation drunkenly bumbling their way through an IP everyone thought was guaranteed money incredibly entertaining.

All they had to do was make formulaic trashy SF that would have been at home in one of Hugo Gernsback's pulp magazines in the '40s or '50s and it would have been like printing free money. That's all the original movie did!
 

Disney Wars summed up in one image.

That also reminds me, was anyone else here an Ain't It Cool News user back in the day? The site still exists but the community seems pretty dead, I remember the old days of the "Talkbacks" users would come up with short phrases summing up why they hated a particular movie.

For Batman and Robin it was "nipples on the batsuit", for the Michael Bay Transformers movies it was "flames on Optimus" and for Kingdom of The Crystal Skull it was "Nuke The Fridge"

Well I'd imagine if that old community was still around it would say "Luke milks the tit" for why they hate Disney Wars.
 
God almighty Iger is exceptional : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiC0VPHYw_s

What even is the point of Disney as a company if they don't want to either make film, shows, games, etc. that is either even somewhat faithful of its origin or to past fans (or both)? That's what your company was built on ffs.
This just confirms to me Disney will not be touching OT content with a ten foot pole after this debacle's over with.
 
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I guess EA is trying to give it one last push before they have to make battlefront 3. I picked it up on the >origin sale a week ago. Its alright, havent noticed any autistic micro aside from lootboxes. They also add classes and such for free? apparently they recently added the clone commando. Its alright for $10
 
Disney Wars summed up in one image.

That also reminds me, was anyone else here an Ain't It Cool News user back in the day? The site still exists but the community seems pretty dead, I remember the old days of the "Talkbacks" users would come up with short phrases summing up why they hated a particular movie.

For Batman and Robin it was "nipples on the batsuit", for the Michael Bay Transformers movies it was "flames on Optimus" and for Kingdom of The Crystal Skull it was "Nuke The Fridge"

Well I'd imagine if that old community was still around it would say "Luke milks the tit" for why they hate Disney Wars.

For Terminator it was John Connor getting blown away by Carl.
For Aliens it was because Michael Fassbender was @Secret Asshole
 
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