Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Old Man Mario]

Also one of the Knights of Sheev clones finally got a name. I guess they're named after walking/swimming forms?
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Did Pyramid Head get lit on fire? Shit looks like melted autism.

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Someone, somewhere, is fapping over that.

They let women drive.

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Those pants are so tight you can practically see the jungle in their pants. No men allowed but you'd need a damn vibroblade to cut your way through that Bush.

Congrats on 1000 pages.
Here is a beautiful thing I stole from Twitter.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.
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Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

Compare and contrast:


My first thought on seeing it was "it's a fucking chainsword," but I think this is closer. Notwithstanding the idiotic catapult design, how does this turn?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Hercules is like one step away from being thrown into the Forget pile like Hunchback, Atlantis, Home on the Range, Bolt, Chicken Little, and many other Disney animated movies.

 

[frozenrunner]

Hercules is like one step away from being thrown into the Forget pile like Hunchback, Atlantis, Home on the Range, Bolt, Chicken Little, and many other Disney animated movies.

Like my favorite, Song of the South

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hercules is like one step away from being thrown into the Forget pile like Hunchback, Atlantis, Home on the Range, Bolt, Chicken Little, and many other Disney animated movies.

which is strange because it gets shoved into EVERY Kingdom Hearts game.

 

[Marissa Moira]

which is strange because it gets shoved into EVERY Kingdom Hearts game.

Yeah and I have no idea why. The first few times was pure laziness, but now they remade a ton of stuff for KH3 and it just feels like the odd man out.

Like there was no gamut of sequels for the movie, no long standing TV show that people are nostalgic for, no merchandise that's constantly supported like Disney Princesses, and no recent movie or any other form of media about Disney's Hercules. I mean Pirates at least had a film a few years ago.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Congratulations on 1,000 pages, and I know that the release of XI will bring at least 1,000 laughs.

I thought the latest episode of The Mandalorian was pretty damn good. The motley crew of mercs was well-played particularly Clancy Brown as a Devaronian. His face makeup reminded me of the "indian" from Body Double. There were a few interesting cameos too, like Matt Lanter (Anakin from Clone Wars) as the Scientology officer on theprison ship, and Dave Filoni as an X-Wing pilot.

The wealthy and powerful in Hollywood pay for some really dark pleasures. Some go for kids. I fear Dave Filoni pays top dollar to have wolves nuzzle his nuts.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Yeah and I have no idea why. The first few times was pure laziness, but now they remade a ton of stuff for KH3 and it just feels like the odd man out.

Like there was no gamut of sequels for the movie, no long standing TV show that people are nostalgic for, no merchandise that's constantly supported like Disney Princesses, and no recent movie or any other form of media about Disney's Hercules. I mean Pirates at least had a film a few years ago.

It is supposedly the most popular disney world in the KH fanbase.

 

[Nobunaga]

It is supposedly the most popular disney world in the KH fanbase.

But that was due to the connection to the sephirot subplot though

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

But that was due to the connection to the sephirot subplot though

I dunno why, I just..assume it is Japanese being Japanese.

 

[Oaat]

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.
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Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

It's purpose is to fling individual soldiers into the air where they will get shot as they fly in the open on jetpacks that can barely catch up with a speeder. (Why can't they just take off with the jetpack?) It was exceptional to the core before anyone even designed the vehicle itself.

 

[UnKillFill]

The fact that this thread got to 1000 pages before "Plan IX" released (and congrats for that btw) would have been more fun if like a third of the posts in recent memory weren't people commenting about the thread getting closer to reaching 1000 pages. I recently caught up with this thread, I saw it for myself.

Also... they fly now?

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Tracked vehicles barely exist in the Star Wars universe. To writ, I'm aware of only a handful, with one being an obsolete piece of trash owned by the Jawas that's generations old, another being a ridiculously inexpensive piece of military hardware designed to be cheap as possible, and one siege weapon that uses them because it's too heavy to use anti-gravity tech they use in like.... Basically everything that isn't a starship in this universe.

It's considered obsolete. So right out the gate it makes no sense in-universe, but fucking look at that thing's design. They literally took a speeder bike and welded the front of it to tracks to make this thing. Fucking silly.

One thing people always used to mention about Star Wars is that it had a "used future" look to it. Vader's helmet has a stain, commonly used devices look like they've had wear and tear and the look of many places and objects look like they have a blue collar purpose at heart like a factory or a military base (no frills, kind of boring and reeking of pine-sol once a week).
My bet is that all the designers have heard of this note about star wars but none of them understand what that actually means so they put treads on everything and make everything look like rickety bullshit you'd never touch outside of mad max instead of futuristic ricers and actual military equipment.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Congrats on 1000 pages!

I dunno why, I just..assume it is Japanese being Japanese.

The Japanese kinda sorta have a thing for Greco Roman culture I've noticed weirdly enough.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Happy 1K dosage of Disney should kill itself!

 

[Liquid Kent]

uhm... happy 1k pages of grief, I guess?

 

[Owen Grady]

Well, that's time wasted if you ask me.

Star Wars fans camp outside LA theater week before film opens

Obsessed Star Wars fans with sleeping bags and a portable movie projector have started camping outside Hollywood's Chinese Theatre, more than a week before the blockbuster begins playing. Organizers expect that number to swell to 150 in the coming days, with fans of all ages traveling from as far

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Am I the only one here getting Deathly Hallows flashbacks?

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

The grand culmination of 42 years of storytelling...and 20k posts in a thread dedicated to bitching about the fall of one of the most celebrated franchises in the history of cinema, apparently.

This better not disappoint, Disney.

 

[ditto]

Am I the only one here getting Deathly Hallows flashbacks?

OC they've got a giant inflatable Pickle Rick with them.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

OC they've got a giant inflatable Pickle Rick with them.

Man and here I was told it was only the Alt-Right women haters that loved Rick and Morty memes and not the Soybois.