DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Synth]

he also said he didn't ask viewers to click on ads even though there was video evidence, could we be witnessing the same senior citizen moment

Nah, the ads thing is just outright denial and IngSoc-level of trying to erase history. It doesn't matter if the video exists, he'll deny it until the end of time and just never allow himself to be witnessed watching it.

He knows.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

What's sadder is this useless fuck going full Scientologist and using detractor unironically.

Hasn't he always said detractor?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I’m sure there’s a clip, but I can’t find it. Philip was talking about when they brought the bed in, he asked them to set it up because he couldn’t do it due to his back. He tried to offer them a shoutout for the company if they would set it up for him.

please tell me there's a clip

Thanks to PigPigGo, I gotchu.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Hasn't he always said detractor?

I was talking about the person in the statement, Phils used it like LRH calls anyone who questions Scientology SP's or suppressive persons I'm just surprised anyone in the pigcult would throw it out like he does.

 

[tzgnilki]

Thanks to PigPigGo, I gotchu.

trying to flex his dead youtube channel jesus christ

thank you homie

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nah, the ads thing is just outright denial and IngSoc-level of trying to erase history. It doesn't matter if the video exists, he'll deny it until the end of time and just never allow himself to be witnessed watching it.

He knows.

It's pretty much a fact he knows. During one of those retrospectives he put that video on and cut it short just before the part about clicking ads. Sometimes he even admits it then blames trolls clicking them on purpose to get him banned.

If you listen to everything Phil says it's a web of lies equivalent to the Gordian Knot. Too much of a headache to untangle you're better off just cutting through the bullshit.

 

[PieceofShet]

Looks like a really slow night for Dave.

 

[draculapenis]

I've been getting caught up on current state of the DSPnation (jesus christ, 5000 pages), and I gotta say I am finding myself most amused at how he subtly paints himself as an alpha Chad AGAIN. Timestamped Snort Burnell video for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlRpNpf3NM&t=7m38s

Notice how he uses his favorite strawman setup 'people are saying/they are saying' to imply that the consensus is that Phil was the one bullying Triforce in that radio argument. The reality is that Phil came across as a pathetic weakling in that video.

• he got steamrolled by Triforce every time he talked,
• DSP talked most of his shit after Triforce left the interview,
• DSP had to constantly resort to vague, empty threats,
• DSP kept trying to speak like he's an authority figure for the FGC ("well we think you should apologize") because he had no real position, just wanted to come across as a good guy/defender of the weak

But of course, Phil uses his pig-style gaslight jutsu to reverse this and act like he was just such a jerk back then because he was a drunk alpha and he couldn't help it. In Phil's mind, Triforce was scared about Phil issuing his 'don't you EVER say that kind of stuff online again or we'll handle this in PERSON'; in reality, Triforce called him on that shit immediately and Phil backed down like a pussy. Phil's followers eat this up and say shit like 'lmao DSP! you were such a troll back then haha what an alpha'

It was a sweet bonus when Jaha chimed in there and pointed out how they clowned DSP irl that one time.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Nah, the ads thing is just outright denial and IngSoc-level of trying to erase history. It doesn't matter if the video exists, he'll deny it until the end of time and just never allow himself to be witnessed watching it.

He knows.

In the interim of your sojourn he got directly confronted with the 'Please click on the ads' video on Twitter. He immediately admitted that it happened and knew right away exactly when it happened (mid 2009) to point out that the 'invalid click activity' he was banned for occurred in late 2010. He also knows exactly what the ban was for: his viewers mass clicking his ads, not his fault. . .but he conveniently forgets that he was telling his viewers to click on the ads at the end of every fucking video in late 2010 for months after he got fired by telling them to "Participate" and had videos laying out that "Participate" meant 'Do the thing I get money for'.

Someone brought up Phil's Google AdSense Story again and Phil took the bait,


According to Phil, it is NOT HIS FAULT but his VIEWER's FAULT for CLICKING HIS ADs after he BEGGED THEM TO CLICK THE ADs


Essentially


"I did nothing wrong doooooood, my brainless fans massively clicked my ads and got my Google Adsense suspended! "

"Nothing I can do DOOOOOD, I mean I know I asked them to do that but if they dont listen to me then my Adsense account would be totally ok!"

Fuck you Phil

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Of course Phil conveniently "forgets" to mention that besides the 2009 video where he directly told people to click on the ads in late 2010 he made other videos telling people that he can get money based on how much they "Participate, and anyone whose accustomed to YouTube and how partnered channels work I'm sure you know what I'm saying," and then ended every video telling his viewers to remember to "Participate".

He literally told his viewers to click on the ads at the end of every video he made for months, and they did, and he got banned from AdSense, and he made a video proclaiming "I did nothing wrong, I have nothing to hide", and now it's the fault of the people clicking the ads and not his for telling them to "Participate You know what i mean" in every video for months right until he ate a ban for it. He still gets all fussy in his britches if anyone brings up the "Don't forget to Rate, Comment, and Participate!" sign-off he would end every video on THEKINGOFHATEHD with and starts squabbling about how 'that's not what I meant by "Participate" and no one thought that" but he absolutely refuses to speak about it beyond that because that's exactly what it meant and he made videos that said as much.

He admitted on Twitter that his 'please click on the ads' video happened and was a clear TOS violation. He was trying to manipulate the narrative that it was detractors mass-clicking his ads in late 2010 and it completely wasn't his fault, and the 2009 'please click on the ads' video had nothing to do with it.
Again he is lying as at the time he was telling his viewers at the end of every video to "Participate" and had spelled out that the "Participate" part of his "Rate, Comment, and Participate" sign off meant 'click on the ads so I get munnies'.
He knows he did this. He's a fucking liar, and a greedy idiot. When people ask Phil 'Why are you hitting yourself?' he says 'I'm not doing that someone else is, and you're a mahron if you can't see that I'm the victim and have done nothing wrong!'


Edit: Holy Shit! The next segment in that video is "Alottapeepul are saying 'well Phil, we all know your Google AdSense account got shut-down last weekend so we're not really looking to do anything anymore on Google with """Participation""" , but why don't you just start a new AdSense account?'"
You lying, fat sack of shit

 

[Muppetmode]

Was this discussed in the past few days? Did you hear this story before? Its totally new to me and frankly I dont believe.

Nothing in this story really makes sense.
So basicly he was invited to the WCG reality show but he said no cause... he was very popular on youtube... why would he go to a reality show.
HE WAS THE FIRST CHOICE, Justing Wong just the second.
He also claims he hates reality shows, but he loves wrestling which IS a reality show, but with half naked musclemen.

And I still dont know how to normally embed a video...

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Tevin had a nice take on it which boiled down to Phil only thinks about the immediate benefits and not long term marketing scheme

 

[Synth]

In the interim of your sojourn he got directly confronted with the 'Please click on the ads' video on Twitter. He immediately admitted that it happened and knew right away exactly when it happened (mid 2009) to point out that the 'invalid click activity' he was banned for occurred in late 2010. He also knows exactly what the ban was for: his viewers mass clicking his ads, not his fault. . .but he conveniently forgets that he was telling his viewers to click on the ads at the end of every fucking video in late 2010 for months after he got fired by telling them to "Participate" and had videos laying out that "Participate" meant 'Do the thing I get money for'.

Interesting.

I never would've, in a million years, imagined that he'd actually admit to that because he'd always been in such vehement denial over it. I'm assuming there was a reason that it took so long for it to happen that isn't Phil's reason. Youtube might've not cared because ad sense wasn't as large or widespread, they might've not cared because DSP wasn't as large, they might not have had enough people to review videos and nobody had reported it yet. There's a million reasons that make more sense than his bullshit about his viewers fucking him over.

I like how it still comes back to 'Philip did nothing wrong, Philip did everything correct'. It was the fans' fault. Of course it was.

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

I have a feeling she'll get bored and go full time. Outside of vidya, Phil does absolutely nothing but watch WWE.

That's less time on Tinder browsing for rich Tyrone's though.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Tevin had a nice take on it which boiled down to Phil only thinks about the immediate benefits and not long term marketing scheme

Fuck, sounds like my wife. I should divorce the whore and introduce her to Dave. She makes more money than him, instant soul maids

 

[actually]

Tevin had a nice take on it which boiled down to Phil only thinks about the immediate benefits and not long term marketing scheme

Similar to how Phil claimed he was offered a shot at commentating a SF tournament at some point by Machinima and turned it down because his eggs were perfectly situated in just that one basket.

Even better, he told this story proudly as an example of how Machinima had no idea what they were doing. What the fuck is diversification anyway?

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

He's sperging so fucking hard over FFVI rn. It's sort of weird to see. Given how stark the contrast is between this and how he acts when playing any other game, it really underlines how little he gives a shit about any vidya he hasn't played a million times before. For once, he doesn't look and act like a miserable cunt, whose only friend is a declawed cat.

 

[Snout n' Gout]

Had a random thought earlier how hard of a time do you guys thinks Dave is gonna have accepting health issues when they start coming up soon I mean he's 37 and in absolutely horrid health but is delusional and goes on rants about how he's basically "almost skinny" and how "in reality popcarn is actually really healthy"

 

[Forbidden Math]

Had a random thought earlier how hard of a time do you guys thinks Dave is gonna have accepting health issues when they start coming up soon I mean he's 37 and in absolutely horrid health but is delusional and goes on rants about how he's basically "almost skinny" and how "in reality popcarn is actually really healthy"

It will absolutely 100% be that he did nothing wrong. I'm sure he'll bring up his mothers weight and claim all the health problems are genetic. Nothing he could do, he was blahking.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Had a random thought earlier how hard of a time do you guys thinks Dave is gonna have accepting health issues when they start coming up soon I mean he's 37 and in absolutely horrid health but is delusional and goes on rants about how he's basically "almost skinny" and how "in reality popcarn is actually really healthy"

Anyone who's here to watch Dave suffer will get all they're looking for there. Well, there won't be much to watch. If Phil were bedridden due to a heart attack or stroke or diabetus, and the only thing he could do all day was sit on a chair, stream and beg, i.e. his literal job, he would stop streaming and cry about it being too much work, despite there being plenty of disabled, bedridden streamers. At that point, he'll start calling tweet-storms a kind of live-stream. Dave isn't the type to listen to doctor's orders, because he'd obviously know better, and the only way he'd deign to go to the doctor is if he thought he was in immediate life-threatening danger/pain. There's no way he could never have known his cholesterol was shit doods. Doctors can't tell you that until after the heart attack. Phil's lucky they didn't wait until his autopsy to figure out he needed to cut out the salt. If only doctors offered regular check-ups... Just remember that tipping him in these trying times is the best way to help with all these medical bills.


It also isn't in Khet's long-term financial interests to care about Phil's health the way Leanna did. At least Panda might have regulated his diet and taken care of him despite his grumblings. Once a sketchy economical situation also requires round-the-clock medical care of an ungrateful lardass who isn't even going to listen to the doctor, Khet's going to find the next target while she's still a 5.6/10. Phil's health is a massive gut-punch to his masculine delusions.

 

[PieceofShet]

Looks like he clocked out 10mins early. No boomer segment.

 

[Regulas]

If Phil was "basically skinny" you would be able to see some vascularity in his hands and forearms. I have yet to see it.