Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Marissa Moira]

So how will Disney kill Baby Yoda and drive it into the ground?

 

[friedshrimp]

I don'y know what's funnier, the Pickle Rick body pillow, or the fat chick with the mohawk.

 

[Kane Lives]

It is supposedly the most popular disney world in the KH fanbase.

How are they measuring the popularity?

If it's by time spent, well of course it is. It has an arena thing which takes far longer than running around in a typical KH world where you explore once and maybe come back a few times as the story advances. (Or ofttimes, you just ignore it once you completed everything that needs to be done). By contrast, the arena battles in the Collesseum takes a good few hours to power through each stage of the league. And there's like three in the first KH alone, and the rounds get progressively longer.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How are they measuring the popularity?

I don't fucking know, That i just something I have heard over the years.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It's insane to me that a female character can't be strong and sexy in the eyes of modern feminists, but they coined the term "fighting fuck toy" which is a term that literally makes me nauseated, they're the sexist ones if they're going to reduce actual strong female characters as "fighting fuck toys", seriously, what kind of reductionist bullshit is that?

A large part of modern feminism is about making oneself unsexy, since being attractive instantly devalues a woman... so essentially a woman that wants to be sexy is just a slave to the patriarchy. Now, isn't that fun? Feminists tell women what to do, what to wear and what to desire, otherwise they are worthless.
Feminism, at its core, is chauvinism.

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.

Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

The thing is, strictly speaking, AT-ATs and AT-STs don't make sense either, they are slow, cumbersome and not really able to travel over difficult terrain, but they look cool and that works out for the better. The tread speeder is pure garbage. It already is half a regular speeder bike (so why not ditch the tracks and make it a full-fledged floating bike?), but this one would be less useful in difficult terrain, demand much bigger maintenance and is most likely slower. The stupid gimmick of it working as a catapult for jet-pack troopers is stupid as fuck, too. There's a dozen ways to deploy jetpack troopers that make more sense. For instance using a dropship.

My bet is that all the designers have heard of this note about star wars but none of them understand what that actually means so they put treads on everything and make everything look like rickety bullshit you'd never touch outside of mad max instead of futuristic ricers and actual military equipment.

Yeah, Plan IX's trailer features the protagonists traveling through the ocean on a flimsy spacecraft that bends and almost breaks while going over a wave. TLJ featured those atrocious salt-speeders...

Who thought those designs would be good? I can't imagine any kid would like a toy from a vehicle that looks like it's falling apart and doesn't do anything in the movie.

 

[Cod of War]

Shippers, not even once.

 

[Creep3r]

Fuck, I missed the 1000 milestone... Oh well. Back to business.

DAY 2!! 2 DAYS UNTIL PLAN 9: THE FALL OF SKYWALKER!!

2 DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE BIGGEST MEDIA DUMPSTER FIRE SINCE GOT SEASON 8!

Tracked vehicles barely exist in the Star Wars universe. To writ, I'm aware of only a handful, with one being an obsolete piece of trash owned by the Jawas that's generations old, another being a ridiculously inexpensive piece of military hardware designed to be cheap as possible, and one siege weapon that uses them because it's too heavy to use anti-gravity tech they use in like.... Basically everything that isn't a starship in this universe.

It's considered obsolete. So right out the gate it makes no sense in-universe, but fucking look at that thing's design. They literally took a speeder bike and welded the front of it to tracks to make this thing. Fucking silly.

These treadspeeders aren't even on some kind of rocky terrain full of hazards. Its just flat miles upon miles of SAND. At least old wheeled vehicles were used for unreasonable terrain or to support vehicles that were too heavy and unstable for repulsorlifts. In fact, now that I think about it, treadspeeders feel like another thing this film stole from Dark Empire, where a vehicle from the films that previously did not need treads is suddenly given treads for no real reason.

OC they've got a giant inflatable Pickle Rick with them.

Of course it had to be a Pickle Rick inflatable... And a stack of fucking Marvel and IDW SW comics with Dr. Aphra...

For all its faults, Reddit and Memey Rick and Morty did a fine job of serving as a label so you know who all the shameless reprobates are.

 

[Judge Holden]

>mfw Bob Iger will literally have me gangraped by hobos if I stop smiling during the press tour

 

[TerminalTryHard]

So how will Disney kill Baby Yoda and drive it into the ground?

Simple. Guest directors. You can already see it with that literal parasite Johnson wanting to do an episode, even after trashing the whole fan base for disliking TLJ. Soon every other episode will be directed by some pretentious hipster like Johnson or some talent less danger hair whose only qualification is being friends (or fucking) with someone who works at Disney.

 

[Miller]

The thing is, strictly speaking, AT-ATs and AT-STs don't make sense either, they are slow, cumbersome and not really able to travel over difficult terrain, but they look cool and that works out for the better.

I think the point of the AT-AT and ST is to have the high ground in a fight. Sure, most of the time they get destroyed fast when portrayed on screen but if you put them in a semi-realistic setting like The Mandalorian, they could be badass and scary.

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.

Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

That vehicle makes no sense. During the Empire (a generation ago), they had speederbikes, why would the New Republic/First Order develop an inferior version of those vehicles? Why didn't they make a new version of the LA-AT from The Clone Wars era? That would fit the setting way better than that speeder, they could launch an entire squad of jet troopers from the LA-AT (instead of only 1) while having a better defense system and it would look way cooler.

So Porshce and Disney finally completed their starship collaboration I talked about a month ago.
Tri-Wing S-91x Pegasus Starfighter

They call it "tri-wing" but I only see 2

It doesn't even look Star Wars.

It reminds me of the earlier Viper model from Caprica.

Insofar as function, the whole concept of launching rocket troopers like some sort of circus act is re.tarded as fuck

Not "troopers" but "trooper", it can only launch 1 guy. It's a waste of resources. They should have a vehicle that launches an entire squad of them, not just one guy who will mostly get one-shot by Rey.

 

[Tour of Italy]

God damn it I slept in and missed 1K.

I think the point of the AT-AT and ST is to have the high ground in a fight. Sure, most of the time they get destroyed fast when portrayed on screen but if you put them in a semi-realistic setting like The Mandalorian, they could be badass and scary.


That vehicle makes no sense. During the Empire (a generation ago), they had speederbikes, why would the New Republic/First Order develop an inferior version of those vehicles? Why didn't they make a new version of the LA-AT from The Clone Wars era? That would fit the setting way better than that speeder, they could launch an entire squad of jet troopers from the LA-AT (instead of only 1) while having a better defense system and it would look way cooler.

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They call it "tri-wing" but I only see 2


It reminds me of the earlier Viper model from Caprica.

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Here’s the the thing: impractical as the walkers were, they actually did something cool with the concept in the action sequences. The AT-AT’s were tripped with tow cables and the AT-ST’s slipped on logs, etc. It’s fun, it sticks in your mind.

That, and while they were clearly military vehicles with specific purposes, they were fantastical enough to be iconic.

Maybe they’ll do something with the treads, but who knows. I’m glad it’s more unique than the typical sequel vehicles, but you can’t shake the fact that it’s a stupider version of something we already had. Hell, do a fucking speeder Jeep, or try another take at the tanks or artillery. Badass amphibious APC. There’s a wealth of inspiration that feels more grounded, and God knows what they could dream up if they were actually creative.

 

[Antipathy]

Not "troopers" but "trooper", it can only launch 1 guy. It's a waste of resources. They should have a vehicle that launches an entire squad of them, not just one guy who will mostly get one-shot by Rey.

To be entirely fair to the designers, if it shot five Darth Vaders, six Star Destroyers, three Death Stars, and God, it still wouldn't be able to hurt Rey.

 

[Creep3r]

Here's some news:

According to this italian shit, Plan 9 is 132 minutes long without accounting for credits.
https://www.starwarsaddicted.it/201...ascesa-di-skywalker-esclusi-i-titoli-di-coda/

JJ Abrams hints that Ahsoka is in this movie...
https://soranews24.com/2019/12/14/j...KJnKjCnq0Zj7E_b9EqrL0o-894wCeZPqYvkWu6fwg1B28
But judging from the wording, its probably only a 2 second cameo or a very short reference, unless she only appears as a voice like the other jedi ghosts.

Finally, it seems the Dr. Aphra shitshow is probably real and it will be animated instead of live action... Oh joy. I hope they give it the Steven Universe or Adventure Time artstyle. That's the only thing keeping that garbage from becoming 100% aids-ridden CalArts trash.

https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/1205586330907897856?

Meanwhile everyone in the Dr. Aphra forums is rejoicing!
JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT HYPE AND ACTIVITY!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DoctorAphr...show_might_be_animated_oppose_to_live_action/

And idiots are already using her lesbianism as a defense shield against criticism.

No one will be able to talk shit about this bitch without being labeled an alt-right bigot. This obnoxious brat will become one of the most important parts of Disney Wars and no can say a damn thing about it... God forbid the CIShet white male boogeyman from the Neo Third Reich comes along to shit talk a cartoon based around one of Disney's most mediocre IPs. I mean its not like Disney didn't have better comics to adapt. The Anakin+Kenobi comics were the only genuinely great ones they produced and the Vader comics were serviceable I guess and were their highest selling shit, so why not go with that instead of Aphra of all fucking things?

We could've gotten a Genndy Wars sequel by Genndy but instead we get this crap. And people might even defend it regardless of the source material or what had to be sacrificed to make this crap simply because "its decent" (from fencesitting whimps) or because its "progressive". Not good, just "decent", because standards are fucking dead.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The treadspeeder reminds me of Plinkett's assessment of the Argo (Picard's stupid dune buggy) in Star Trek Nemesis. After breaking down its many flaws and deficiencies as compared to a shuttle craft, he opines, "It looks like a He-man toy!"

 

[verissimus]

Looks like Beast/Chewie with X-23.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I think the point of the AT-AT and ST is to have the high ground in a fight. Sure, most of the time they get destroyed fast when portrayed on screen but if you put them in a semi-realistic setting like The Mandalorian, they could be badass and scary.

Well, they are scary and badass, but any kind of floating vehicle would allow more mobility and thus increase its power a lot.

I guess the thing is this: If the OT had AT-ATs that do not use legs but used repulsor thingies to float, adding legs to them in the ST would be a step back from a floating vehicle with great mobility to a less mobile, slower, mor cumbersome vehicle.
That is exactly what happened with the tread speeder. The speeder bikes can fly over obstacles, marshy, soft, slippery ground, water, ice, certainly small chasms and over small hills.
The tread speeder? Well, a big rock can stop that fucker. Or a small ditch. Or quicksand.
The problem is that we see these things fill a niche that we saw filled by something far superior.

 

[The handsome tard]

Man and here I was told it was only the Alt-Right women haters that loved Rick and Morty memes and not the Soybois.

Im legit confused who still likes Rick and Morty at this point...

So how will Disney kill Baby Yoda and drive it into the ground?

The left loves baby killing and our little green friend has been getting on their nerves ever since it was clear he was the only thing that people still enjoyed in SW as a whole, way more than their precious queen Rey so you can bet that Baby Yoda's day might actually be counted...its going to be the whole "oohh tragic life of a bounty hunter is full of loss and whatever" or maybe he will sacrifice himself or some contrived bullshit to get rid of him so people will obviously start enjoying Rey instead (I dont know how that works but we have established long ago that they are quite literally insane).
The Mandalorian could still work without Baby Yoda but I feel like if anything happens to him now, it will have obviously been a decision by the higher ups.

Shippers, not even once.

You know, from this dumpster fire, at the very least, John seems to be the "only sane man" in this shitshow. He earned my respect by being HONEST about this bullshit, even if it hurt his career (perhaps he did see he was going the way of Ron Wesley's actor, aka, no one will hire him for anything else now so he decided to go down on a blaze of honest glory). I also love how he isnt playing along with these mentally stunted people-children at Twitter, especially when exposed to their bullshit terms like "queerbaiting" (Jesus, I can feel him eye rolling in pure cringy confusion). The whole talk is like an adult talking to a toddler and doing his best to be the mature one and not be mean (even tho it would be totally justified).

I really hope John Boyega kicks the door on his way out while flipping off those crazy ass crackers. Im willing to support whatever project he is in the future (as long it aint shit like Pacific Rim Uprising).

Of course it had to be a Pickle Rick inflatable... And a stack of fucking Marvel and IDW SW comics with Dr. Aphra...

For all its faults, Reddit and Memey Rick and Morty did a fine job of serving as a label so you know who all the shameless reprobates are.

Rant Alert

Again, like I said, I really dont know who likes Rick and Morty at this point besides little kids and adults with the minds of little kids. I actually did enjoy the first two seasons, I thought S3 was going to be great but it was an honest let down with just one or two decent episodes here and there .One of the flaws I think is that they made Rick far too villainous in S3, he is suppose to not give a shit to anything or anyone, thats highlighted in the premier, the vindicators and the finale where he just kills thousands of innocents just because (in the vindicators, he wanted to "expose them" when honestly S1/2 Rick wouldnt have bothered since there was nothing for him to gain from it, he is a nihilistic genius but he isnt suppose to be a shallow petty man-child...Im starting to notice a patern here). It also didnt help that they made Rick too OP in S3, guy is a genius but it was highly inconsistent if he is ever in any danger or not, at least S1 and 2 keep it mostly consistent (the purge episode is a good example of that. If it was S3 Rick, the plot would have been over with in a matter of seconds).

I really think that the writing has just gotten infantile to me, while trying to sound smart and deep, like a high schooler trying his best to throw around big words in an attempt to sound smart when you know he is a soy-idiot. Besides, S3 just had a hate boner for Jerry, S1 and 2 made him pathetic but they still threw him a bone, S3 seemed to jerk itself on his misery. That, coupled with Rick growing unlikability, just made me side with Jerry for most of the time, sort of in a lesser of two evils thing. The show has now a deep hatred of the every man and everything he stands for, like family, religion and morals when S 1 and 2 could show the flaws but they did show that Rick was a painfully miserable lonely fuck that you should not try to be (so it motivated sort of a balance, dont be a Jerry but dont be a Rick either). But now the show worships Rick and even when he doesnt "win", he still was far from losing in the end.

It starts to make sense when you put leftists values (the creators are straight up SJW Jerry types so you get the feeling the show has become, that is if it wasnt already one from the get go, their power fantasy) it starts to make some frightening amount of sense,doesnt it? Ironically, a show all about extreme nihilism just raises a point... "if nothing matters, why even watch this show?", you can bet that NPCs throw their shit at me if I dare ask that question. The show is just a neckbeard intellectual's power fantasy, where they are the nihilistic OP genius and everyone else are a bunch of Jerries....when they themselves are the Jerry.

Yeah, sorry for the sperging but you can see that Rick and Morty pops up usually with these two.
Children (that shouldnt be fucking watching a cartoon for mature audiences)
Adult-Children of the kind we are used to, more than two genders,Im special, fuck you trump and all.

Edit: Conglaturation !!!
You have completed a great 1000th thread!
And prooved the sanity in our culture!
Now go and rest our tards!

 

[Creep3r]

Looks like Beast/Chewie with X-23.

IKR? Also every single one of her friends/teammates are just edgier dark colored versions of pre-existing characters. And even her adventures are just ripped straight from older EU stories made edgier and more predictable but with no strong violence allowed while any good or decent characters are replaced by her and her shitty co-stars. Instead of bloody violence, we get an extra serving of quips, dank maymays and dry sarcasm while she babbles on about how euphoric and enlightened she feels because she's surrounded by idiots.

At least Rey has the Force as an excuse for her always coming out on top. All this bitch has is invisible plot armor.

"I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!"

Even if it doesn't make sense... But she gets a pass cuz lesbian. So don't you dare say a word about her! If she gets a fucking cartoon she'll be unstoppable... She'll forever be a part of SW and be seen as the bitch great hero who saved the galaxy from the shadows. I mean for fuck's sake, her comic sales are practically in the gutter. Why not just let this obnoxious brat just fade away already Disney?

 

[Miller]

The tread speeder? Well, a big rock can stop that fucker. Or a small ditch. Or quicksand.
The problem is that we see these things fill a niche that we saw filled by something far superior.

Indeed, it really feels like they've designed that vehicle because they needed something for one particular scene. I've yet to find a reason behind the gorilla ATs from TLJ.

 

[Jaimas]

IKR? Also every single one of her friends/teammates are just edgier dark colored versions of pre-existing characters. And even her adventures are just ripped straight from older EU stories but made edgier and predictable and with no strong violence allowed, instead we get an extra serving of quips, dank maymays and dry sarcasm while she babbles on about how euphoric and enlightened she feels because she's surrounded by idiots.
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At least Rey has the Force as an excuse for her always coming out on top. All this bitch has is invisible plot armor.

"I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!"
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Even if it doesn't make sense... But she gets a pass cuz lesbian. So don't you dare say a word about her! If she gets a fucking cartoon she'll be unstoppable... She'll forever be a part of SW and be seen as the bitch great hero who saved the galaxy from the shadows. I mean for fuck's sake, her comic sales are practically in the gutter. Why not just let this obnoxious brat just fade away already Disney?

She'll be another worthless shithead protagonist from the Social Justice sphere that no one cares about.

And I do mean nobody cares about. At max her run sold less than 50,000. It sells less than half that now.