Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Imagine living in such a overtly coddled society that people literally kill themselves because their exceptional movie coupling never happened.
We have strayed too far from God's light.

But on the plus side, this twitter none-sense I'm looking at right now is making me laugh hard. Especially some drama involving Kylo Ren walking out of some interview.
 
Speaking of, is anyone even watching the red carpet bullshit? Have there been any unexpected comments from the cast or some embarrassing moments?


Honestly his face looks so weird. Like its not even Ian.

I immediately thought of this bastard looking at that face.
 

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So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up.
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And people are rightfully upset. Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo off.
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...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now. Also people are using autistic k-pop stanning to mess with the algorithms and make the hashtag trend.
And the other trends are impeachment related, of course. That shit is why I enabled worldwide trends, at least most of it is in a foreign language.
 
If he was held to account and had people who told him "Fuck no this is stupid, what are you doing?" like the early trilogy had (lucas is notoriously resentful at Kasdan telling him his ideas were dumb and to reign it in) the movie might have been better.

There's a reason Empire Strikes Back is objectively the best installment in the whole franchise. Lucas was told to back off and, for a change, actually did, although bitterly and pissily. He was repaid for it with a really good movie and should have learned a lesson.
 
Imagine living in such a overtly coddled society that people literally kill themselves because their exceptional movie coupling never happened.

It really does make you wonder how absolutely fucking pathetic people's lives have to be if they're suicide baiting over two completely fictional characters doing what amounts to 50% of the end of Romeo and Juliet where only Romeo dies.
 
Instead, we got a bland main character who is never challenged. An antagonist who is emasculated and non-threatening. No intetesting secondary lead to help carry narrative(Finn had potentional though).

Anything but completely emasculated males and stronk whammens is too problematic for current year. So you can't have a character like Harrison Ford's Han Solo, who is basically a sexist pig, a criminal, and in many ways an asshole, but still on the good guy's side. Or Carrie Fisher's Princess Leia, who responds to a guy like this with the sarcasm he deserves.

The stronk whammens don't even have to be stronk, you just get told they are while they get handed everything on a silver platter without actually doing anything to deserve it.
 
The writer/director of the Charlie's Angels reboot that recently bombed is a Reylo.

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Something tells me this air head probably thinks the Twilight saga is a romantic masterpiece.
Oh and she seems like those type of chicks that get mad when their DNA test doesnt have the african percentage they wanted and they are just regular old caucasians.
 
Crossposting from the Shippers thread.
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alright, i’ve gotten my thoughts mostly in order, so here goes.

i’ve heard from reputable sources (including @themandalorianwolf) that all of the leaks are true. r3ylo won. shit storytelling won. racism, sexism, and abuse won. the promising start that we got with TFA did not have a satisfying conclusion. if you’re a fan of finn, or poe, or rose, or jannah, or rey as she was written in tfa - or of luke, leia, han, even kylo ren as we saw him in tfa - i do not recommend seeing this movie.

i’m furious. i’m furious with myself for defending jj abrams for all these years, for giving lucasfilm my money twice, for expecting so little – all i wanted was finn to get the respect he deserved – and receiving nothing in return. jj abrams lied to john boyega, to all of us, that this series would have a satisfying ending. i will never see any movie made by him again. star wars, with the exception of the original and prequel trilogies and the mandalorian, is dead to me. lucasfilm and disney are dead to me too.

it’s okay to grieve. any emotions you’re feeling right now are completely valid. we were promised answers and diversity - we were left with more questions and everybody was sidelined for kylo ren’s development. it’s all such bullshit, and i’m so sorry.

that being said - i still love finn, and i love finnrey (at least the finnrey we got in tfa, everything after is awful), and i will keep running this blog. i will finish my fix it fic series – in which finnrey is canon, finn is treated with the respect he deserves, and rey is a skywalker, available to read here. i’m working on the next chapter as we speak, and plan to finish the fic and its sequel soon.

despite the crapshow we call canon, i enjoyed my time in this fandom immensely. i’m grateful for everybody i met, and for all the fics/art/graphics that the talented people in this fandom created, including @finnreyfridays. fuck lucasfilm. you guys are the best. (not you, r3ylos and kyle stans. you can choke.) thank you for everything.
 
I mean the general idea of how it concluded, is not, necessarily, a bad one.

Having Rey becoming an adopting Skywalker could be, hypothetically, rather poignant. But, since they did ZERO leg work in execution: it falls completely flat. She needed to have some sort of parental/guardian/mentor relationship with Luke..

I mean if you wrote Rey as the "little engine that could" in contrast to the overpowered Kylo: it could be an excellent commentary on character, and legacy. That is, Kylo has all the power in the force but he doesn't have Rey's character...
I agree, it could have become a touching scene, where a character discards their bad past to join the spiritual succession of Luke's legacy, but in this terrible shitheap of a trilogy, it's just a slap in the face and a blatant attempt to invoke memberberries.
The story could have contrasted an absurdly powerful Kylo Ren, who's mentally and emotionally unstable, with a comparatively weaker Rey that ultimately wins cause she manages to find her balance and remains calm in their final confrontation with him, which allows her to defeat him despite his superior strength based on her atunement with the Force.

Instead, we got a protagonist who's not even a real character, and thus everything she does and achieves feels hollow and doesn't feel satisfactory. Everything just falls into her lap, everything aligns to make her path as straigth and free of bumps as possible. It's boring as fuck, it offers no room for interesting observations and ideas.

Think about Luke's journey that he completes after discarding his light sabre and refusing to strike down Palpatine. That offers so many interesting things to contemplate about morality and the path of the Jedi. We won't get anything remotely as intriguing in this trilogy. That's why it sucks. The political mumbo-jumbo of GRRRRRL PWRRRRRRRRRR is way too blatant and poorly executed and everything is spelled out to the audience.

The SJWs will probably be shitting themselves over it for years, because how dare they canonize the evil abusive racist Nazi apologist pairing and doing so makes everyone involved with Star Wars a literal Hitler who is responsible for both women being abused and millions of minorities being murdered daily.
Frankly, that's exactly the kind of shit /tv/ should be astroturfing right now. Enter SJW strongholds and lament how problematic this ending is and how redeeming Kylo Ren, who's a misogynist, nazi and bigot is super problematic and how this doesn't fit in with CURRENT YEAR and YIKES and all that jazz.

The writer/director of the Charlie's Angels reboot that recently bombed is a Reylo.

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Some 2 second kiss is the best "non-sex love scene" this chick has ever seen? She makes herself sound like a fucking idiot and like she has not seen anything besides maybe Twilight. Then again, she's responsible for one of the worst cinematic blunders of this year, so she's sort of like village idiot of movie making.

The stronk whammens don't even have to be stronk, you just get told they are while they get handed everything on a silver platter without actually doing anything to deserve it.

Main problem is that in the minds of these people, the only way to make a woman a strong character is by making her a snide, uppity, haughty bitch that sneers at neanderthal men that surround her and are incompetent at anything, while she's perfect at everything. Doesn't help that "being strong" is a zero-sum game in their percption. If a woman is competent and strong, everybody else has to be weak. If they can't boss around lickspittles and clumsy sexist buffoons, she's not strong. And the others have to be weak, bad, evil, stupid, morally bankrupt and tasteless, otherwise they steal the PROUD WOMYN'S limelight.
 
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alright, i’ve gotten my thoughts mostly in order, so here goes.

i’ve heard from reputable sources (including @themandalorianwolf) that all of the leaks are true. r3ylo won. shit storytelling won. racism, sexism, and abuse won. the promising start that we got with TFA did not have a satisfying conclusion. if you’re a fan of finn, or poe, or rose, or jannah, or rey as she was written in tfa - or of luke, leia, han, even kylo ren as we saw him in tfa - i do not recommend seeing this movie.

i’m furious. i’m furious with myself for defending jj abrams for all these years, for giving lucasfilm my money twice, for expecting so little – all i wanted was finn to get the respect he deserved – and receiving nothing in return. jj abrams lied to john boyega, to all of us, that this series would have a satisfying ending. i will never see any movie made by him again. star wars, with the exception of the original and prequel trilogies and the mandalorian, is dead to me. lucasfilm and disney are dead to me too.

it’s okay to grieve. any emotions you’re feeling right now are completely valid. we were promised answers and diversity - we were left with more questions and everybody was sidelined for kylo ren’s development. it’s all such bullshit, and i’m so sorry.

that being said - i still love finn, and i love finnrey (at least the finnrey we got in tfa, everything after is awful), and i will keep running this blog. i will finish my fix it fic series – in which finnrey is canon, finn is treated with the respect he deserves, and rey is a skywalker, available to read here. i’m working on the next chapter as we speak, and plan to finish the fic and its sequel soon.

despite the crapshow we call canon, i enjoyed my time in this fandom immensely. i’m grateful for everybody i met, and for all the fics/art/graphics that the talented people in this fandom created, including @finnreyfridays. fuck lucasfilm. you guys are the best. (not you, r3ylos and kyle stans. you can choke.) thank you for everything.
They're so close to realizing that this entire sequel trilogy was shit from the start, but they get mired up in shipping and accusing the movies of being racist (as if that's the only issue that matters), with the implication being that they would suck this shit off if they had Rey and Finn get together. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.

EDIT: I recognize TheMandalorianWolf from somewhere. I think he used to help run some sort of tumblr Star Wars blog, but I can't remember what it was about.
 
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alright, i’ve gotten my thoughts mostly in order, so here goes.

i’ve heard from reputable sources (including @themandalorianwolf) that all of the leaks are true. r3ylo won. shit storytelling won. racism, sexism, and abuse won. the promising start that we got with TFA did not have a satisfying conclusion. if you’re a fan of finn, or poe, or rose, or jannah, or rey as she was written in tfa - or of luke, leia, han, even kylo ren as we saw him in tfa - i do not recommend seeing this movie.

i’m furious. i’m furious with myself for defending jj abrams for all these years, for giving lucasfilm my money twice, for expecting so little – all i wanted was finn to get the respect he deserved – and receiving nothing in return. jj abrams lied to john boyega, to all of us, that this series would have a satisfying ending. i will never see any movie made by him again. star wars, with the exception of the original and prequel trilogies and the mandalorian, is dead to me. lucasfilm and disney are dead to me too.

it’s okay to grieve. any emotions you’re feeling right now are completely valid. we were promised answers and diversity - we were left with more questions and everybody was sidelined for kylo ren’s development. it’s all such bullshit, and i’m so sorry.

that being said - i still love finn, and i love finnrey (at least the finnrey we got in tfa, everything after is awful), and i will keep running this blog. i will finish my fix it fic series – in which finnrey is canon, finn is treated with the respect he deserves, and rey is a skywalker, available to read here. i’m working on the next chapter as we speak, and plan to finish the fic and its sequel soon.

despite the crapshow we call canon, i enjoyed my time in this fandom immensely. i’m grateful for everybody i met, and for all the fics/art/graphics that the talented people in this fandom created, including @finnreyfridays. fuck lucasfilm. you guys are the best. (not you, r3ylos and kyle stans. you can choke.) thank you for everything.
Man, Tumblr fanatics are a real treat when they're pissed. ESPECIALLY ones who focus exclusively on shipping. Y'all niggas remember the shitstorm Naruto had when Naruto banged that other chick instead?
 
Crossposting from the Shippers thread.
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alright, i’ve gotten my thoughts mostly in order, so here goes.

i’ve heard from reputable sources (including @themandalorianwolf) that all of the leaks are true. r3ylo won. shit storytelling won. racism, sexism, and abuse won. the promising start that we got with TFA did not have a satisfying conclusion. if you’re a fan of finn, or poe, or rose, or jannah, or rey as she was written in tfa - or of luke, leia, han, even kylo ren as we saw him in tfa - i do not recommend seeing this movie.

i’m furious. i’m furious with myself for defending jj abrams for all these years, for giving lucasfilm my money twice, for expecting so little – all i wanted was finn to get the respect he deserved – and receiving nothing in return. jj abrams lied to john boyega, to all of us, that this series would have a satisfying ending. i will never see any movie made by him again. star wars, with the exception of the original and prequel trilogies and the mandalorian, is dead to me. lucasfilm and disney are dead to me too.

it’s okay to grieve. any emotions you’re feeling right now are completely valid. we were promised answers and diversity - we were left with more questions and everybody was sidelined for kylo ren’s development. it’s all such bullshit, and i’m so sorry.

that being said - i still love finn, and i love finnrey (at least the finnrey we got in tfa, everything after is awful), and i will keep running this blog. i will finish my fix it fic series – in which finnrey is canon, finn is treated with the respect he deserves, and rey is a skywalker, available to read here. i’m working on the next chapter as we speak, and plan to finish the fic and its sequel soon.

despite the crapshow we call canon, i enjoyed my time in this fandom immensely. i’m grateful for everybody i met, and for all the fics/art/graphics that the talented people in this fandom created, including @finnreyfridays. fuck lucasfilm. you guys are the best. (not you, r3ylos and kyle stans. you can choke.) thank you for everything.
They're so close to realizing that this entire sequel trilogy was shit from the start, but they get mired up in shipping and accusing the movies of being racist (as if that's the only issue that matters), with the implication being that they would suck this shit off if they had Rey and Finn get together. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.
Shipping truly is a blinding disease that numbs the senses.

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Wow, the maker of one of the worst movies of the year has abysmally shit taste. Who woulda thunk?


Reminder to new arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

I am only saddened that so many lurkers might not see any of this because they're too lazy to make accounts. Also I wonder if Itchybacca, WCB, Doomcock or any of those other types have made accounts to keep track of the thread? Would be nice to know these spoilers are getting around.
 
Wow, the maker of one of the worst movies of the year has abysmally shit taste. Who woulda thunk?


Reminder to new arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

I am only saddened that so many lurkers might not see any of this because they're too lazy to make accounts. Also I wonder if Itchybacca, WCB, Doomcock or any of those other types have made accounts to keep track of the thread? Would be nice to know these spoilers are getting around.
Speaking of Doomcock, I wonder what the reshoots changed. From what I remember, for instance, Kylo climbing out of the pit and reviving Rey wasn't in the original leaks. Neither was Han, that was remarkably well hidden until now. I remember you commenting that there was conflicting reports on Rey returning to Ahch-To, that might have been a reshoot.
 
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