Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The art thing is strange because you'd think this would be something he'd be unable to resist showing off in his videos. Maybe I'm not watching enough of his videos, but I don't recall him using art in his usual attempts to show off the status of his living conditions. If she was selling him digital scribbles, wow

She made the art for his games last year and helped to run his board game page. The pictures are on his Facebook page, but she’d charge him hundreds of dollars per piece. He could only afford this when he was getting his money from school. She hasn’t done a piece for him recently because his ass is broke.
 
She made the art for his games last year and helped to run his board game page. The pictures are on his Facebook page, but she’d charge him hundreds of dollars per piece. He could only afford this when he was getting his money from school. She hasn’t done a piece for him recently because his ass is broke.
Yup. She did the Big Cats cover, right?

Look at me talking like it's a real game.

You know what I've always wondered? Are Werns games playable? Is Cafeteria Uprising logically sound and functional enough to play to conclusion? Not Meeple Toss but the more "gamey" ones.

He bragged so much about CU's superiority to Go and Chess I really stated to wonder...
 

Let's see....

Keanu is a pussy.

It's suzannes fault Lucas was homeless. That bitch, he says.

Older women only let you fuck up once.

Ugh. Lucas is human diarrhea.

What a tard. Susanne probably watched Lucas fuck up about 100 times, and called it quits when a literal glass was thrown at her in public. Leaving someone who can do that is the only sane and healthy option, something Lucas will never understand.
 
Yup. She did the Big Cats cover, right?

Look at me talking like it's a real game.

You know what I've always wondered? Are Werns games playable? Is Cafeteria Uprising logically sound and functional enough to play to conclusion? Not Meeple Toss but the more "gamey" ones.

He bragged so much about CU's superiority to Go and Chess I really stated to wonder...

I think the big problem you'd have trying to play Lucas' games, even if you separate the game from the creepy dude who made it, is that you're not really sure how the game is played. Even Lucas can't give you a straight explanation of how his games should be played, and I suspect that the same confusing mechanics have made their way to the board games' instruction manuals, if ever they even include one. If you asked Lucas how to play his game once then asked him again how to play the same game a week after, I'm pretty sure you'll end up with totally different instructions on how to play that same game.
 
Yup. She did the Big Cats cover, right?

Look at me talking like it's a real game.

You know what I've always wondered? Are Werns games playable? Is Cafeteria Uprising logically sound and functional enough to play to conclusion? Not Meeple Toss but the more "gamey" ones.

He bragged so much about CU's superiority to Go and Chess I really stated to wonder...

Yeah, she did Big Cats cover and additional things inside, the cover of CU and the letters in that Verbis game.

His “friends” posted the rules of his game when he would finish them. I’ve never read them in their entirety because we all know it’s just a waste of time. They are wicked long word salads that have rules that seem to contradict each other and he constantly was changing the rules. On his John Smith account he was in a few board game designer groups bragging about his work and a lot of people thought they were too excessive and convoluted to be enjoyable. He seemed to try to make them unnecessarily complicated . Many told him to ditch all the pieces and rules and make it a fun 20 minute kids game essentially.
 
Sorry to be a nerd, but Lucas started talking about gaslighting IMMEDIATELY after he started looking up weird MH quote posts about how “narcissists will....” and “you have a right to ask someone to apologize. don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking you’re the problem. Never apologize if you were wronged” or some bullshit. He immediately started claiming he was being gaslit.

same for ad hominem and straw man attacks. Someone said it to him, he starts claiming it.

narcissism too. He saw a farms post on his narcissistic inability to take any criticism and then started saying it constantly, claiming “I admit my faults so you’re a narcissist.”

the soy boy thing is so fervently overused right now, I’m guessing the same.
I mean, there was a pretty famous movie called "Gaslight" about a woman being, well, gaslighted....in 1944. The term has been around forever, even before Lucas and his telomeres hit their peak. So this whole fucking debate about how Obama somehow caused it to enter the language is really stupid. We know Lucas heard it somewhere and doesn't understand it but now throws it around constantly. That's all that matters.
 
this is what his disability pays for? Lucas raving about how he has a right to inseminate twelvies?

i was on disability for a short time due to mental health issues, and when i wasn't looking for a job, i was reading Livy and Seneca.
trying to educate myself at least, while i couldn't contribute to society.
Tbh if anybody 'deserves' welfare, it's Lucas's untreatable trifecta of schizophrenia, bipolar, and (undiagnosed) autism. I can't think of a more devastatingly untreatable combination of maladies.

It doesn't excuse his behaviour, but it does explain it somewhat.
 
Tbh if anybody 'deserves' welfare, it's Lucas's untreatable trifecta of schizophrenia, bipolar, and (undiagnosed) autism. I can't think of a more devastatingly untreatable combination of maladies.

It doesn't excuse his behaviour, but it does explain it somewhat.
Really, though, even people I know with two out of three really struggle to get treatment that doesn’t obliterate every aspect of their personality with drugs. It’s a pretty hardcore diagnosis.
 

About 5:03 Lucas suddenly snaps (midsentence) "shut up, agnostic, you're a fag".

Is he genuinely hearing things? I can't quite tell if I can hear a neighbour in the background or I'm just straining so hard to hear something I've invented it.

He's probably reacting to the insane and rеtarded arguments he has swirling around his pea brain 24/7. It was a strawman speaking in his mind that got him so riled up he blurted out a verbal response. Of course the "person" he's "arguing" against holds their position as their only defining characteristic, like Oligarch, Bigot, Agnostic, etc.

Conjecturally, I would posit that the person he was presumably be calling a fag in this case was saying something along the lines that Agnosticism is somehow acceptable, and full atheism isn't necessary. This is heretical to the fat, greasy, euphoric pedophile.
 
About 5:03 Lucas suddenly snaps (midsentence) "shut up, agnostic, you're a fag".

Is he genuinely hearing things? I can't quite tell if I can hear a neighbour in the background or I'm just straining so hard to hear something I've invented it.
I'd say his reaction is based on having his neighbors complain about his insane ramblings. They've likely yelled at him to shut the hell up. His schizo mind "hears" them even when it doesn't happen.
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More of the creeps insane delusions. He knows young women 18-24 are into men 40+. Young women want him, that's why they watch his channel.

In his pedo schizo mind "daddy" and sex are fused together. Makes me glad he will never have a daughter.

 
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Hey everyone, new to this thread, been reading pages here and there from the beginning for the last few weeks. What a read. I'm sure it's old news to you all, but reading from the beginning it really is a huge difference between then and now. His youtube videos have increasingly creepy connotations and he is becoming ominous and alarmingly hateful.

My question is, since it seems that he has escalated the creep so much lately, do you think it was due to an event that I missed? Or slow but frantic desperation to get his required young-un?
 
Hey everyone, new to this thread, been reading pages here and there from the beginning for the last few weeks. What a read. I'm sure it's old news to you all, but reading from the beginning it really is a huge difference between then and now. His youtube videos have increasingly creepy connotations and he is becoming ominous and alarmingly hateful.

My question is, since it seems that he has escalated the creep so much lately, do you think it was due to an event that I missed? Or slow but frantic desperation to get his required young-un?

I'd say it's both. He spent 3 quarters in college, and no young ovulator came his way. The Lacie affair -- she "hugged" him, he fell hard for her, she didn't want him. Now add he's getting older, turned 40 this year, getting further away in age from his target prey-- leading him to get more and more desperate.
 
Hey everyone, new to this thread, been reading pages here and there from the beginning for the last few weeks. What a read. I'm sure it's old news to you all, but reading from the beginning it really is a huge difference between then and now. His youtube videos have increasingly creepy connotations and he is becoming ominous and alarmingly hateful.

My question is, since it seems that he has escalated the creep so much lately, do you think it was due to an event that I missed? Or slow but frantic desperation to get his required young-un?
First welcome to the site.

Second, yes, schizo disorders are just god damn horrors, it eats your brain like fucking huffing/meth. I know medically it's a very different effect but it just gets worse, not better. Your broken brain gets worse, this is Lucas fate.

Mixing on and off with meds, MRSA, beetus and his other problems he's also starving his body of the fuel it needs to keep his mind functioning. Then aside both his mental problems and medical issues that effect his brain, he's just a lazy fuck. More and more we learn once you stop learning and using the mind it goes away.

Lucas is not smart to start. He's going to sink where speech gets worse etc. If he did everything right he'd still be doomed to a fate like this due to his mental problems and health stuff, but he's shifted to turbo gear on going to drooling ranting loon.

Also he's still bi polar and not meds so sometimes he gets extra loony, I assume we are in one of the manic phases right now.
 
Which part? I’m just assuming about the first half. Lucas has a habit of vaguely ranting about things when they happen IRL, but not going into much detail at one time. I imagine we will hear more about it in the coming days.

The second half Is regarding a video he had up yesterday that was regarding something about pessimism. He talked about his 18-year-old Australian friend who is someone he’d actually date because while she will disagree about board games with him when they are designing them, she’s not negative to him. She even says cunt a lot (maybe the inspiration for him doing it now?). She’s always been super nice and even flirty with him to make a quick buck. Today, Lucas was ranting about how ridiculous it was to pay so much for art and that he’d rather purchase clip art because he was swindled for 3,000 bucks by her and she’s not even a professional artist. Seems like something happened behind the scenes For him to flip on her like that.

When he was in his Facebook bubble blocking people he had a handful of these young chicks trying to profit from him in one way or another. It’s why he has so much confidence now - lacie and the e-girls feed these delusions of his and he truly believes all these positive things about himself now. I think these interactions are why he’s venturing out more in Spokane. I find her behavior much more disgusting than the use of slurs or commenting creep on a YouTube video. Sofalaw has no problem with any of that, though. Sofalaw is a weird place.

So...here's the thing. A lot of what you're saying about Lucas's relationship with the artist is greatly exaggerated.

I know because a lot of information involving her transactions with him was posted in SOFALAW, and I've talked with her personally.

First things first: Lucas threw a total of about 1000 dollars her way, voluntarily. He found out that she was an artist and offered to pay her for her work. The bulk of the money was for Big Cats, which took about 36 working hours for her to complete. He then paid much smaller amounts for subsequent work, some of which he never even tried to use after it was completed.

Secondly, she treated him just as she would treat any other client. She didn't flirt with him, even when he got creepily obsessed with her. She had misgivings about taking money from him, but she needed the money and she did her best to offer him a fair product for the price. She went below market value for some of the work, in fact.

She would ask him questions about the games he designed and suggested genuine improvements where she could. She didn't want to "feed into any delusions," but she was trying to be helpful, the way some people are with him in general-trying (and usually failing) to steer him in more acceptable directions.

As for why I'm saying all of this, it's because she was the closest thing that he had to a friendly, positive influence for a while. Then Ben Palmer gained an axe to grind and burned her by sending Lucas SOFALAW screenshots, and now that she's relevant again I see a lot of moralistic whinging on here based on a complete misunderstanding of what actually happened.
 
Really, though, even people I know with two out of three really struggle to get treatment that doesn’t obliterate every aspect of their personality with drugs. It’s a pretty hardcore diagnosis.
Lucas' personality is absolute garbage though, so getting treated and wiping him out would do everyone (including himself) a favor.
 
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