Reading these "Trump and Bush are Hitler+Palpatine+Kylo+My Dad" articles about any fucking movie or book to come out makes me kind of wish for the kind of fucking fascism that they THINK is going on, not the watered down in their "I hate my dad because he fucked Mommy and I couldn't" fantasy bullshit.
Every fucking time it's some fucking creature from the soy-lagoon who you just know isn't even good enough to prep his wife's bull who's only power and trace of masculinity comes from claiming to be morally superior to people who have actually touched their wife's skin with their bare hands.
"Allowed a Trump and Bush to be elected..."
Listen, Kike, if I wanted the opinion of the worst thing to come out of Judaism since Moses shit out the unicorn he ate on the Ark, I'd talk to an actual Jew and not the snivelling caricature of a human being that only claims to be Jewish in hopes that nobody will notice it's a howling fucking racist.
The Empire was framed as monstrous and then they SHOWED us on film how they were monstrous by destroying Alderann and killing the Jawas and Luke's relatives.
The First Order was so goddamn pathetically written that when they kill all the villagers, in this Post-911 world you have to wonder if maybe, just maybe, they fucking had it coming.
And since they completely removed all the gravitas from destroying planets by doing it 5 at a time of planets your average person gives two fucks about and the characters they've shown don't fucking care, which is good, because you don't care about their fucking feelings, then the whole "We have Starkiller Base, Rebel Scum" scene is less "Oh, the First Order is Evil!" and more "Who are these assholes again and why should I care?"
They pulled the drama out of goddamn space combat, for the love of Leia's tits.
When Poe or whatever the fuck the Mexican fighter-jockey's name was got inside that base and whirled in circles blowing up shit I literally expected 1,000 XP! to start floating up from the explosions.
Which made the heroes boring and cheesy, because their struggles were worse than boring and cheesy, they were flat, lame, and predictable.
Then you have the Boy that Soy Built up there whining about Trump and comparing him to the Empire?
I. Fucking. Wish.
I'd fucking LOVE for these assholes to get a taste of REAL goddamn fascism. You know, the type that disappeared thousands into the basement of the Stasi building in Dresden? You know, actual fascism?
I don't know why it makes me so angry to see these faggots whining about Trump in Every. Fucking. Article. About. Everything.
Maybe I'm just getting old.
Someone get me some cheap Chinese Claymores to set up on my lawn to keep those fucking kids off of it.
