Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59807208406 75C5DD19 81E8 4A65 8FB4 294E6194133F: Does his ad, he's bored. (I guess the trucker orgy didn't happen) Thinks it's fun and sexy to use the enword in the house but never outside. Still doing toys for tots for sex. He's still on a high protein diet (insert cum joke here) and thinks his head aches might be from too many sweets, got protein bars instead. Smoking a lot more because it stop him from eating, women have it much easier than men, the expectations for mens bodies at the gym are high. Needs a guy who's going to discipline him and keep him in shape and keep him on his diet. He admits to eating some chocolate cake but hey, he's only human. We're all different body shapes he likes bear type guys, fit guys, midgets etc. He paid someone elses credit card bill by mistake and had to cancel his credit card to get it all sorted out. (That's the second bill he fucked up paying recently)

59807027422 8DC5BBD2 344B 4055 9DB5 26187C7A2B1C: RPC is outraged that his preferred sex chat hotline (712-432-7441 http://www.talkee.com/gay-chat-local-numbers ) no longer caters for gay men. This was the last alternative to craigslist. Thinks it's a big conspiracy by the gay bars because they want gay folks to spend money in their establishments instead of using chat lines. He used to prefer using the 712-432-7441 number because it wasn't censored like YouTube or Instagram is and you're not breaking any TOS because it's in you're own home. Doesn't want to go back to the gay bar scene now that they've lumped in drags and trans with the gay people. We're going to have more diseases and murder back again. All the other chat lines he used are gone now too, hopes YouTube doesn't go as well, not interested in TikTok because it's more for comedy than finding guys.

59804806869 8F901A2D 805A 48E5 A6A3 F26EBCD2C866: He's joined a gym and is trying to make sure he doesn't lend up looking like a fat horse. He is a master of many talents (designer, artist, writer). Does his ad including if one guy moves in he will give him $100 per month, 2 guys move in then they get $50 each per month. Talks about setting up his talk show. Wants to interview pron stars etc. but not necessarily just celebrities, he would interview regular folks like hot dog vendors too. Looking for someone to help him set that up. It's a sad time of year for him because of his mom's anniversary but he's not depressed, he's all about fun and living life, just doesn't like going to restaurants alone and so doesn't go out as much as he'd like.

59804645882 6F7C15DE 7B2D 4942 8566 DD7722281B23: Shows off his Christmas Barbie and says that she is free for anyone that wants her but his dolls are not for kids. They are for adult collectors only, for putting on a shelf and not for playing with. He wants to team up with Mattel and have them sold in stores eventually. He also has black and latino Barbies, Barbies of all cultures. You have to come over and collect the Barbie if you want it, he's not sending them to anyone.
 
Here's my picks from last night's videos:

59816580172 53108955 64B9 4A48 B6D2 DC309C520BB7: Still shilling his toys for tots charity idea but he also organized a charity for his local animal shelter with his friends from Coney Island. They raised $2000 and he's dropping down the money tomorrow. He's got a lot of projects going at once now, still finds the time to keep in touch with his family though (I wonder if he means his sister that he doesn't talk to). All his favorite chat lines are gone, come on, you have to keep at least some of them going. Looking for someone to explore haunted houses and abandoned buildings with him. He's very adventurous and has the perfect outfit for that kind of activity. (I would watch an RPC ghost adventures) Shills some chardonnay and champagne (prosecco).

59816460232 8A3B8FD7 1CE1 43DB B327 845ACA7D4E17: Talking about how much of a shit hole Ridgewood and the whole borough of Queens is. He lived there when he was a kid and it was beautiful, now it's filled with crime. The only place in Queens he thinks is still nice is Jamaica. He's shocked, blames welfare recipients. Bronx has lots of nice areas but Harlem needs work. People need to care for their own neighborhoods and help out their neighbors. He hopes some people take his advice. Does his ad.

59815263051 DCE5AFA0 6142 4A1E ABE6 0857F6AC6BDC: Does his ad. Would have liked to have been with Lee Majors. It'd be pretty hot to have sex with a bionic man. Chat lines are garbage, they're all for straight people now. Maybe that's why James Charles was posing as a girl, still shouldn't be doing that though. He tried Tinder for a while but didn't like it. Don't forget to drop by with some toys!

59813421339 78776FF1 53FB 4489 9444 765D4820B307: HRN rant. HRN's boss is in the mafia and is involved i money laundering. The rooms and gym are nasty and you can rent a room by the hour for if you want to bring a prostitute into the hotel. The whole hotel isn't great and really only a place you;d stay in if you didn't have much money. Says someone found a load of fake ID's in HRN's drawer. He uses them to steal money off other peoples cards.

James Charles Rant: Was talking to a real biological woman about James Charles' make up. She said when she wore it out people thought she was a drag queen and the quality is really bad, it doesn't stay on very long. Recommends Jeffrey Starrs make up instead.

LGBT rant: Very annoyed over the gay sex lines being gone. Gay men are losing their status now, craigslist is gone, the gay magazine ads are gone. Blames the people who are gay for pay. Now gays are going to have to go back to the bars now and spend the night worrying about their wallets getting robbed and having to buy drinks for guys who are probably going to walk off straight away. Gays are losing their society. Pride is not worth going to now, it;s all trannys and non genders. Drag queens shouldn't be around kids. Change it to human rights day and include everyone, stop these non gender people and their games.

59813324315 295C2A32 D9DF 4D94 B8C6 9AD0109A683C: Good MMMORAfternoon. Alright story time: some guys who work for the transit authority came over to visit him last night. They brought some toys for his charity and he banged all of them. They gave him a golden shower and it was the hottest time. Remember his channel isn't for kids, over 21s only. He's been going to the gym and working hard to keep in shape. Lists off all the things he likes : swimming, fishing, cooking, travelling, art etc. Why can't he find a guy out there to do these things with? Talks about his Lucifer's Lair bar idea. Still shocked about the gay chat line going down, Social Media is really the only thing left. Trying to respect YouTube's TOS so he just tries to get his message out there in SFW language.
 
Still looking forward to the Dr. Drew interview.

Also, with how normal he seemingly is outside of his perversions, you'd think that people would really give this dude a chance.
Especially with all the, 'projects' he has in the works currently(wouldn't he be meeting people through these projects that are at least somewhat interested in the same things as he? I mean if not for the hypersexual tendencies and gay shit, how does he not have more friends than his long time pals around Coney island?)
 
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Alright, got tonight's transmissions from our happy, horny, gift giving, holiday boy: RPC.

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Side note real quick: Sorry for low quality uploads. YouTube has been acting strange lately with downloaders.

Fancy do-rag #1
Does the usual intro and self dox.
READ TO SLOBBER SOME NOBBER! (Please call...)

Talks about giving some money and paying someone's phone bill like before(see video from post: 59789716788 90C69877 F919 4A75 A7F7 66E19FE61319).
Dropped off the donations this morning, like a good boy, to the charity from the money he received previously.
It's amazing he didn't get more but that's for next year right guys?(please, someone keep this man alive before he gets himself killed (:_().

Can do so many amazing things with charity!
Donated some old coats and made personal donations to homeless.
Our boy is just working his DAMN butt off(so please come on over and get down~!).
He just wants to give the toys to the children.

Please stop with the kids on my videos(rightfully so).

Just be yourself though! Don't need to pretend here ;).
Oh wow, now he's offering on top of the money, a mail box key!
You can even be a drug addict now. The door is just open to anyone no matter how degenerate(unless you're those disgusting drags and troons that destroyed muh culture).
Although, "life's too short to cry boo HOO HOO HOO".

Talks about how Instagram isn't going too well and is worried about FB taking down his YouTube(?).

Does his ad again but this time wants to go on spooky ghost adventures in caves and haunted houses(Please for the love of god someone do this, Dr. Drew if you read this thread please do this :story:).

Talks about someone doing his lease? This guy wants him to type stuff down on a computer, but not just any computer, the type that you and I don't use. RPC felt overwhelmed by this new technology, as the man demanded that he, "type, type, type, type!".

Glad he's getting all his shit done now and feeling great. Can finally get some sleep and rest(Was he having trouble before? I would imagine with his mom, but anything else?).


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Fancy Do-rag #2 (Wanking video)

Usual introduction and dox.
ALL OILED UP AND READY TO GO [insert Ainsley eyes here].

Pulls nipples constantly throughout video.
Definitely wanking and clearly completely naked in this video(almost flashes his junk).

Still trying to lure that 21 and over crowd(no kids) with smokes, drinks, and parties.
$100, a key and you get to do whatever you want to him. Very sexy time!

Seems like he's getting distracted in the video from his constant self-ad breaks and wanking.

Despite his great mood from the previous video, he seems to have hit a low point for now(probably just the boredom and wanking though).

Really wants you to give him the good beating he deserves, cause he's a real man who can take a good time.

Still talking about the gym and January's #goals :).

"Really wanna explore a building with some hot guys.", how much more precious can our boy get?

HE'S BRINGING SEXY BACK(great soundboard bit for this guy).

Talks about wanting his body to be possessed at a haunted house while exploring with sexy men(so hot, also possession fetish? What???).
Keeps flashing himself throughout the video(be careful, YouTube's gonna get ya again RPC!).


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Cigar Smoking Mafia boy

Does usual dox ad. Really hard to find a sexy black man out there.
It's the occasion to party and get down! Come on and fuck me please!

Quick story time: had a person come over earlier and wanted to have his knob worked on. Got some toys for tots from it(Hooray! Go you RPC).

Feeling way better than that pleb, HRN, cause he's the man with the plan.

Taking huge puffs of the cigar(good lord he's learned how to smoke over time).

No judging people! HRN makes a ton of mistakes though and is gonna pay in a horrible way.
HRN roasting potatoes every day! Fuck that guy.

Just had a call from that lady who was making his wigs and she is working hard. He's gonna go see her on the 30th and see how they're coming along. Also should be getting his new credit card and phone around the 30th as well. Gotta get things back to normal. "2020 has got to be better than this".

Talks about the guy who was getting on him about not typing fast enough the other day. He got through it! (RPC overcoming everything except his loneliness, as per usual)
Seems to be a huge movie fan. Keeps trying to entice people with his big movie collection. "Got lots of movies to watch!" (I wonder if he's a criterion collector?)


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Pink mafia hat guy

Does introduction, but adds that he wants a writer now, and he is interested in writing about his life. :story:
If you know a talented ghost writer out there, let him know. Everything that's happened to him is definitely true! No promises though.

Still working on the same cigar from the previous video(made a lot of progress for only an hour or so).

Things come and go just like HRN. By new years, he'll be out of fashion.

Talks about his dolls that he's doing for Mattel. Does his ad for them. Wants you to come pick them up and they're on sale! He's got nothing to hide other than raw talent, unlike that hack fraud HRN.

Put out some stuff on FB and got nothing same thing with his "tweeter" (great sound clip). Still is apprehensive about wanting to try Tik Tok. Gonna do some Instagram live broadcasts but please, NO LIVE SEXTING. The rules are very strict. Times are going backwards where everything is hush hush, and secret.

According to him, you're not put into apartments anymore in the computer, you're put in what's known as 'condos' :think:. You can do whatever you want to the place like you own it!

Asks viewers how people go shopping for food. He hates going shopping at the grocery store by himself.

Mentions that it's been chilly today but still going full shirtless in the videos(love it).

Donald Trump is going in the trash! Even the president has to go by the rules like everyone else. Karma came and bit him in the ass real hard.
Corey Booker for prez!!! He's good looking, black, and mmmm that milk chocolate ;) .

Best regards and shout outs to Dr. Drew! Same with Josh Potter.
Talks about he got over the shock of his mother and that he has a ton of her antiques that he can't get rid of. The world doesn't promise anyone tomorrow!
Ordered some Jeffree Star makeup, and is gonna give it out at his event in Coney island as a prize.

"How about a big black santa clause and short sexy latino elf?", wow.


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Blue do-rag cool dude

Does his ad all smooth and cool until he starts coughing and immediately drops it.

Took some more stuff over for charity.

Talks again about his phone and everything will be back on the 30th.

Trying to do different projects and want your ideas and help. Mentions doing things like, traveling and sight seeing.
Still wants to make that gay Beauty and the Beast film, with the werewolf costume. Not gonna go on YouTube or anything like that. Just needs someone who knows how to use a computer and you all can make loads of cash.

Still also mentions eventually making it to LA as the end goal.

Just trying to make his life better! Gotta open the doors and let the fresh air in!

Mentions how he's trying to do different things with his channel like the exploring thing and the like(where's the videos??).

Definitely looking to hook up with some people for New Years Eve. Hates going alone.


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Just a somewhat, still shot of his Christmas reef he made in the shape of a cat for his cat Ashley.

Made a little thing for Ashley his cat. Ashley wishes everyone a merry Christmas! (Aww, how cute.)
Proceeds to do all of his ads really quickly and ends on a note of him making all of his own decorations. :story:


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Honestly just a funny little ad he uploaded randomly as I was writing all of this autism.
 
Here's my pick from this morning's videos:

59824909849 1657FE01 DE24 49BF B6D6 3B93FC57A3E: It’s snowing and he hopes your all toasty and warm. People always complaining that it’s too hot in the summer and saying that they can’t wait for it to be cold and snowing. RPC doesn’t get it, the because is lovely, you can go out more, you don’t have to wear much clothes. People are just never satisfied. Now people are complaining about the bad weather and having to shovel the snow off the sidewalk and there’s homeless people out there in the cold. Sure people give the homeless a Christmas dinner but afterwards they don’t want to hear about them. (RPC is definitely more of a summer person). Complains about going out on NYE and having to tip everyone around Christmas and having to buy presents for everyone. Christmas should really just be about the kids getting presents, everyone else doesn’t need any presents. Bars and restaurants raise their prices around Christmas and NYE, RPC got all of his drinks well in advance but he will be bringing most of them to Coney Island in the summer to share with his friends. Complains about paying taxes.

59824599524 C50E2ABF 11E2 4B81 9E43 7D0526F2886A: Had a few crazy phone calls last night, including a guy from Texas. What is it with guys from Texas wanting to milk stuff? Doesn’t know why he’s getting so many strange calls. (Neither do we Robert, not a clue). Does his ad and is very pleased with his delivery, reckons he should work in real estate. Glad to be finished with his lease renewal. Lists out all the different types of guys he’s looking for, he will also take a femme guy because he reckons he could turn them into a top. Still waiting for his credit card bill to be sorted out, pay cash for all of your bills otherwise this kind of stuff happens. Starts talking about Roseanne Barr, he is not a fan, calls her Roseanne Fart. (LOL) Guy called over last night and brought a couple of teddies and come baby dolls for the toy drive, they had some drinks and cigars and enjoyed themselves. Looking for someone to celebrate NYE with him.

59830319730 78985A8E 0C61 437A BAD2 FA711DE2C925: HRN rant. HRN is a man who is clearly in his 60's and he's dating high school girls under 18, scratch that not girls boys, no wait, they're trans. Then again, maybe it's a blow up doll. RPC knows people who've seen blow up dolls in HRN's home and he definitely has sex with them. HRN is a pedo and watches kiddie porn. He goes for young boys and likes to dress them up as girls. Sings Keep it gay song from the producers. HRN is lying saying that he's got a personal chef, the only chef he's got is chef Boyardee (good one lol) . HRN needs Dr. Drew to cancel him. Calls HRN a pathetic old fat faggot daddy who steals ID's and credit cards. We're going to HRN on America's most wanted soon for rape, kiddie porn and theft soon. Rants about his chef again, wants to talk to this chef who definitely doesn't exist. Calls HRN and piece of shit and says he should go to a doctor because he's a mental case. No 18 year old would go after a guy like HRN who looks like a fucking freak and stinks of shit and is covered in sores. (holy shit, RPC is not holding back).

59830827801 2761828A 1DED 4512 95F6 30382EE71019: Cowboy character wanking video. Forgets the name of his 'show'. Lots of asking for guys to come over and mutilate him while he has a sneaky wank. Does his ad. Channel is not for under 21s!
 
Starts off his late evening really loud, and ends on a whimper, but here's the rest of tonights transmissions:
Sorry for typo's and lack of polish as I ended up doing this last minute and late. (no bully pls)

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Regular shirtless appearance

Doesn't even do regular intro, and instead mentions that this is going to be a different video concerning HRN. (Oh shit big news time!)

Starts right off talking about HRN aka Alley J Johansen's relationship with little girls. Begs the parents to cease the relationship as this guy is going after young "prey". "He's a pedafire" :story:

Talks about how instead he does the toys for tots thing and how he's not going to no school, cruising around, trying to pick up really young chicks.

HE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
Talks about he is very clearly in his 60's and NOT straight.
Seems like he's having a really hard time with this video as he stutters a lot talking about HRN.
Claims that all the girl that HRN is dating see's(cash flash wise) is just what he's stolen from other people in fake credit cards, etc.
Talks about how he has a fake casino and fake everything(holy shit, a casino?)
Claims that HRN is on FB, Tik-Tok, and Instagram doing this predatory behavior now. Very worried that if the parent's don't step in, HRN's gonna get his way.
HRN cannot support offspring financially, so he shouldn't be going around banging random kids(RPC continues to not hold back wow).
RPC will get him off the internet if he has to. He will go to the police station and show them all his pictures because he is a pedafire, and needs to get off the internet.
Continues to plead throughout the video that the parents needs to get this child out of the relationship with HRN immediately, as he is apparently psychic(or as he says, "i can pick up on vices").

Tried to do a, "where are we going in this world", rant to tie in the HRN drama with the drag queens reading books to kids. Talks about how he loves to have his completely degenerate sex and everything, but where is the goddamn line? :story:

Statutory rape charge soon, HRN!!


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Mafia hat guy.

Does usual ad, *cough*, this, *cough*, time.

He's just wanting to chit chat and shit to randoms. Need a shower? Cop a feel? Please come over(Please do, he's almost getting into forever friend desperate now).

Talks more about HRN's relationship and that he's been trying very hard to warn parents and just about anyone he can about him.

Asks that when you call on the phone, please don't play tricks or anything. He just wants to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and doesn't want to be taken advantage of.

2020 is coming right around the corner. Everyone is making money. Need to make the porno NOW!
He doesn't do drugs, murder or anything. Doesn't judge anyone but doesn't do that kinda thing because he's a good person. Talks about the guy who stayed there and how he kept to himself for a while but was untrustworthy in the end(probably the druggy mentioned very early on in the timeline).


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Sargent Cum Dump!!! (totally wanking)

Does his cum dump sexy intro (hot).
Come drop off your toys for tots ;) gotta let the Sarg know!
Definitely wanking throughout the video as he talks to the camera and pleading for everyone to start the holiday cheer by making him their bottom maid queer. :story:
Looks super oiled up in this video as well(that mixture he uses really shines in the videos).
"Just strokin' and smokin'"
Pulls nipples really hard throughout video as well. Pretty sure he is very close near the end(Someone should really help him finish).


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Just a mostly still shot of one of the alters that was his mothers.

Literally just another ad video.
Archiving for autism.


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Do-rag Bob

Does usual intro with lots of enthusiasm and coughing(guess he finally came and had a smoke).

Talks about how he is extending his toys for tots drive until Wednesday now.

Just sitting around and thinking about sucking on that hard rock candy.
Wants to be kidnapped and strangled. He's into kinky shit! Contact him for a good time! ;)
Keeps adding in the gang banger bits in his ads as someone to apply for his fun time, but I'm not sure he realizes that thugs would probably beat him to death and not have a good time.

Talks about a black man named Lee who had dropped off a toy from Stanton Island and fucked him for a while.
Talks about how Stanton island is the new village. Apartment buildings, restaurants etc., all being built up around the area for the LBG- wait...LGBQ...no..LGBQT..FOR THE GAYS(he really struggles with LGBT acronym in this video. Super funny. Good soundboard bit)
Lee mentions how he would be living like a king over there because of the area and the gay community that moved there. Seems very convinced and excited about all of this. Wants to try it out. Talking about bringing a video tape to there and record(Yes please RPC).
Talks for the rest of the video about all the positives in living on Stanton island as a gay man.
Ends on his usual ad.


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Just a somewhat still shot of his Christmas tree.

Says, "GOOOD MORNING" like a total mainstream JewTuber, and does his usual ad, but stutters through it when trying to rhyme and say his number.
Posting it because intro is pretty funny. Swear to god this mans voice is just perfect for this.
 
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Starts off his late evening really loud, and ends on a whimper, but here's the rest of tonights transmissions:
Sorry for typo's and lack of polish as I ended up doing this last minute and late. (no bully pls)

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Regular shirtless appearance

Doesn't even do regular intro, and instead mentions that this is going to be a different video concerning HRN. (Oh shit big news time!)

Starts right off talking about HRN aka Alley J Johansen's relationship with little girls. Begs the parents to cease the relationship as this guy is going after young "prey". "He's a pedafire" :story:

Talks about how instead he does the toys for tots thing and how he's not going to no school, cruising around, trying to pick up really young chicks.

HE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
Talks about he is very clearly in his 60's and NOT straight.
Seems like he's having a really hard time with this video as he stutters a lot talking about HRN.
Claims that all the girl that HRN is dating see's(cash flash wise) is just what he's stolen from other people in fake credit cards, etc.
Talks about how he has a fake casino and fake everything(holy shit, a casino?)
Claims that HRN is on FB, Tik-Tok, and Instagram doing this predatory behavior now. Very worried that if the parent's don't step in, HRN's gonna get his way.
HRN cannot support offspring financially, so he shouldn't be going around banging random kids(RPC continues to not hold back wow).
RPC will get him off the internet if he has to. He will go to the police station and show them all his pictures because he is a pedafire, and needs to get off the internet.
Continues to plead throughout the video that the parents needs to get this child out of the relationship with HRN immediately, as he is apparently psychic(or as he says, "i can pick up on vices").

Tried to do a, "where are we going in this world", rant to tie in the HRN drama with the drag queens reading books to kids. Talks about how he loves to have his completely degenerate sex and everything, but where is the goddamn line? :story:

Statutory rape charge soon, HRN!!


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Mafia hat guy.

Does usual ad, *cough*, this, *cough*, time.

He's just wanting to chit chat and shit to randoms. Need a shower? Cop a feel? Please come over(Please do, he's almost getting into forever friend desperate now).

Talks more about HRN's relationship and that he's been trying very hard to warn parents and just about anyone he can about him.

Asks that when you call on the phone, please don't play tricks or anything. He just wants to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and doesn't want to be taken advantage of.

2020 is coming right around the corner. Everyone is making money. Need to make the porno NOW!
He doesn't do drugs, murder or anything. Doesn't judge anyone but doesn't do that kinda thing because he's a good person. Talks about the guy who stayed there and how he kept to himself for a while but was untrustworthy in the end(probably the druggy mentioned very early on in the timeline).


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Sargent Cum Dump!!! (totally wanking)

Does his cum dump sexy intro (hot).
Come drop off your toys for tots ;) gotta let the Sarg know!
Definitely wanking throughout the video as he talks to the camera and pleading for everyone to start the holiday cheer by making him their bottom maid queer. :story:
Looks super oiled up in this video as well(that mixture he uses really shines in the videos).
"Just strokin' and smokin'"
Pulls nipples really hard throughout video as well. Pretty sure he cums or is very close near the end.


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Just a mostly still shot of one of the alters that was his mothers.

Literally just another ad video.
Archiving for autism.


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Do-rag Bob

Does usual intro with lots of enthusiasm and coughing(guess he finally came and had a smoke).

Talks about how he is extending his toys for tots drive until Wednesday now.

Just sitting around and thinking about sucking on that hard rock candy.
Wants to be kidnapped and strangled. He's into kinky shit! Contact him for a good time! ;)
Keeps adding in the gang banger bits in his ads as someone to apply for his fun time, but I'm not sure he realizes that thugs would probably beat him to death and not have a good time.

Talks about a black man named Lee who had dropped off a toy from Stanton Island and fucked him for a while.
Talks about how Stanton island is the new village. Apartment buildings, restaurants etc., all being built up around the area for the LBG- wait...LGBQ...no..LGBQT..FOR THE GAYS(he really struggles with LGBT acronym in this video. Super funny. Good soundboard bit)
Lee mentions how he would be living like a king over there because of the area and the gay community that moved there. Seems very convinced and excited about all of this. Wants to try it out. Talking about bringing a video tape to there and record(Yes please RPC).
Talks for the rest of the video about all the positives in living on Stanton island as a gay man.
Ends on his usual ad.


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Just a somewhat still shot of his Christmas tree.

Says, "GOOOD MORNING" like a total mainstream JewTuber, and does his usual ad, but stutters through it when trying to rhyme and say his number.
Posting it because intro is pretty funny. Swear to god this mans voice is just perfect for this.
He didn't cum during the sgt cum dump video. Skip back to the first few pages of this thread for many many RPC loudly cumming videos.
 
Here's my pick from this morning's videos:

59834451009 C25106A8 E21E 4FF2 B873 B44121FBFD62: He's been watching the nanny. Despite popular opinion the show wasn't set in Queens, that's all Brooklyn, there's not a lot of Jews in Queens. He's a fan of the show. Go down to Brighton beach and you'll recognize a lot of stuff from the show. He loves Brooklyn, it's still a very nice place. Talks about the great stores there. It was just something that was bugging him so decided to share it with us all.

59838732830 CCD141D5 8703 4509 A741 A839870F146E: Just saw HRN going to an interview with Cyrus radio dressed like a mentally r.etarded child. Dressed with his girls sneakers and his big fat ass and his $400 hat. The hat's probably some cheap old thing and not $400. He doesn't know how to dress at all and is fat, not muscular at all. If RPC was going anywhere for an interview he would wear his best shoes and a nice suit and look immaculate. (except he did his interview with Josh Potter stark bollock naked). HRN is a joke. RPC is not a joke because he has a trade, he is an artiste. Says he spoke to someone else who bought HRN's merch and they found bed bugs in the seams so don;t buy them. Oh and don't forget HRN is mentally r.etarded.

59838826801 80907615 FEDE 4BDA 88D9 078AE693E4AD: Alright story time: guys came over at 3AM called Sam, Peter and David. They violated him and banged him hard. They were rough and took turns on him then took some sexy pictures. RPC loved it, it was the hottest time. Can;t go into much more detail on YouTube, phone him and he'll give all the details. Keeps getting distracted by the TV and just repeats 'so come over guys'. Does his ad. Now looking for Black doctors or medical students who would like to mutilate him or pumps his body full of steroids. Anything goes man. (Jesus! We are just going to hear about RPC's brutal murder on the news one day)

I'm earlier than usual so he'll probably start posting some more again in a couple of hours.
 
It's been a quiet/uneventful evening for our boy, so let's get into it. Shall we?

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Does usual introduction and talks about how toys for tots been slow(I thought it was going well?).

Seems tired and out of breath throughout the video.
Keeps clapping his hands when talking about BLACK people, and getting SHOT in the face with cum.
Honestly hearing him do his ad like rapid fire throughout this video, and how tired he sounds makes it all sound very depressing this time around.
Talks about how he needs a dom, because he gets to do whatever he wants in public, he needs someone to hold him back at home.


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Purple mafia hat

Still sounds somewhat tired, but trying to sound better than previous video.
Where my hot dudes at that wanna play it hard?(while wanking for a minute plus straight).

Quick story time: Claims that he got his ass pounded by some dudes who live on the 6th floor. RPC likes to just hang out naked on the staircase and stopped two dudes on the stairs one night. They were supposedly doing the same thing and pounded his ass hard right there on the staircase.

Bring back macho men now!

Tries to quickly talk about some dude who was an ex con, who had a girlfriend, that used to bang him frequently. Frustrated the he couldn't call this guy back and only he could call him. Doesn't know the full story about what happened after all the sex(like if they eventually got married or not).


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Waiting for guys to come over still and donate.

Definitely another wanking video although he stops frequently to do his ad with hand motions.
Lot's of yep's as he tries to fill the dead air from being super distracted by the TV(holy shit :lol:).
Too many ad breaks, eventually stops fapping altogether just to repeat ads.


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Sparkly hat

Talks about the impeachment vote and how he's sad that Trump is gonna go away.
Everyone does something crooked in their lives! Why does Donny have to pay?
Talks about how he didn't do things with his power that he should've done and as a result is gonna get impeached.
He does commend him however for getting rid of a lot of the welfare.
Country is falling apart and needs gorilla glue!

HRN going to Cyrus radio and looking like a mentally retarded girly boy with pink sneakers on. Looked fat, and tattoos on his legs with scabs. Had a beard and eye make up on.
If it was RPC doing all of this, he would've just gone professionally with a suit and everything. Says that HRN assumes the studio is just going to give him the clothes to wear. Gets really sassy how he shouldn't be walking around looking like a child(go RPC!).
More warnings about him stalking children and being an all around pedophile.
Talks more about his clothes having bedbugs in them(as refrenced in earlier today's videos).

In the end talks about how Trump is gonna get impeached and HRN gonna get ditched.

"Take care from Lucifer's Lair, and don't let anybody play ya'" - RPC
 
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At this point you have to wonder if he spends the majority of his time on youtube, because it looks like it!

I really hope he gets some action soon, hopefully with someone who wants to stick around. It's obvious he's lonely.

This guy is the weirdest wholesomecow ever. I love him. :heart-full: Thank you, @Ellesse_warrior and @AlexaAutismo for your hard work capping, watching, and giving us breakdowns on each video. It's a hell of a job. :winner:
 
Here's today's videos: (He only posted three and he's mixed it up a little so I figure they all should be uploaded)

59848069455 D4257A95 9082 42BA 94A6 75ADB3057D59: Does his ad and shills his toys for tots for sex charity. Still has the sniffles. Keeps saying BONER. Wants to create a sexy family. Still waiting for his credit card to be sorted. Three guys visited last night and dropped some toys over and they all got freaky. They arrived at about 8am and left at 2 in the afternoon. Don;t forget he has Barbie dolls on the go for free. You have to come and collect them though. They are original and make great Christmas gifts. Looking for ideas for different types of videos. Plans to start using his other channel again too as soon as his phone and credit card bills are fixed.

59848350049 5E75D150 C90E 4897 91AB BEFC07724D43: RPC shows his art and his collections. Mermaid collection, teddy collection, MLP collection, a fuck ton of barbies (his living room is just filled with Barbies) . Shows some beads and other things he made. Shows his bar and all the alcohol he has.
59848426362 52FEDA26 4353 48B7 86D5 603AA80BD53B: Ashley says hello and Merry Christmas to everyone in YouTube.
Sings Jingle Bells while making Ashley dance. Please adopt a cat like Ashley from a shelter. Ashley is his baby and the lady of the house. Snuggles. (Ashley doesn't look very happy)
 
Here's today's videos: (He only posted three and he's mixed it up a little so I figure they all should be uploaded)

59848069455 D4257A95 9082 42BA 94A6 75ADB3057D59: Does his ad and shills his toys for tots for sex charity. Still has the sniffles. Keeps saying BONER. Wants to create a sexy family. Still waiting for his credit card to be sorted. Three guys visited last night and dropped some toys over and they all got freaky. They arrived at about 8am and left at 2 in the afternoon. Don;t forget he has Barbie dolls on the go for free. You have to come and collect them though. They are original and make great Christmas gifts. Looking for ideas for different types of videos. Plans to start using his other channel again too as soon as his phone and credit card bills are fixed.

59848350049 5E75D150 C90E 4897 91AB BEFC07724D43: RPC shows his art and his collections. Mermaid collection, teddy collection, MLP collection, a fuck ton of barbies (his living room is just filled with Barbies) . Shows some beads and other things he made. Shows his bar and all the alcohol he has.
59848426362 52FEDA26 4353 48B7 86D5 603AA80BD53B: Ashley says hello and Merry Christmas to everyone in YouTube.
Sings Jingle Bells while making Ashley dance. Please adopt a cat like Ashley from a shelter. Ashley is his baby and the lady of the house. Snuggles. (Ashley doesn't look very happy)
I absolutely love the festive decorations he put up for Christmas!
Also that cat looks quite grumpy but it's so adorable the way he snuggles her. Bless his heart!!!
 
I am here with the super late update. Got busy and had to let our man go unattended for the evening, but here it was anyway:

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"Ready to play, and ready to have a sexy day", (does usual ad). ;)
He's all oiled up as usual, and tugging on his nipples constantly.
More exposure of that hot gut of his(love the wide angle every time he does this, I just can't help but mention that at this point :lol:).

Talks about HRN, and his little girl shoes with the boy clothes.
Calls him a: "TRANNY GRANNY! TRANNY GRANNY! TRANNY GRANNY!". :story:

Pretty much for most of the video he's just jerkin' it, and getting distracted by the TV while he, (at this point) subconsciously repeats his ad over and over again with fresh rhymes to ream his butt hole.

God that big gut is so sexy. :christine:
Moving on...


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You know my number repeated 5 times intro (please don't do this RPC).

Talks about seeing videos on YouTube, about Amazon selling items that have been procured from dumpster divers(what the fuck?).
Amazon then sells it to people for higher prices. Don't buy from Amazon!!
You can always just go to thrift stores where the prices are cut, cut, cut, cut.
He hates to say it but, if you get anything from Amazon, then you get what you get(especially the pet food and clothes he mentioned).

HRN CLAIMMMMSSSS he orders his clothes from Amazon.
Talks smack about how he's essentially wearing clothes from the dumpster(was the Amazon shit, one long setup for this slam dunk? :lol:), which would explain why he looks so silly.

Go to Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, Bloomingdale's, and mom & pop stores instead.

Hard to believe that "Donald Trump, the grump", will not accept that he's impeached.
Not sure if he's loosing his mind or not, but happily reminds him on camera that he needs to be a gentlemen, move out with grace and style, and just accept reality.
As soon as he's out of the office RPC is worried that Trump is gonna go sell secrets to other countries.
Asks the audience if he should be in jail or not.

Proceeds to compare Donny to HRN because of the rambling(holy shit :lol:).

We don't need a Hitler, or Nazi up in power.
Remember when he was going to give welfare recipients boxed food? That's something communist Russia would do! We don't want you trump >:(.

Tells all welfare recipients that they need to get a job and shouldn't be mooching off the government. If you are able-bodied, you can work!

Other than sex, he learns things! (Good to know RPC!)

Gives a big shout out and happy holiday's to pretty much everyone he knows(YT staff, YMH podcast, etc.).


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Seems really out of breath in this video(stops multiple times to take a breather doing is introduction ad).
"Got a hot rocket. Gotta shoot some speed" (what the fuck).
Does so much rhyming he tires himself out and needs some coffee, *sips*.
Springs immediately back to life after coffee time!
More gut shots as he talks about his toys for tots drive.
"Go team, go baby, cause you know what i wanna do", *tugs nipples*. :story:

Sends us off into the evening that he's home and waiting. He then proceeds to give kisses to the camera :christine:.
 
Dr. Drew had Josh Potter on his show to discuss his interview with RPC: (Haven't posted the interview yet though)
Timestamps:
7:38 Dr. Drew talks about his interview with RC. RPC doesn't want people telling him what to do. (Except in the bedroom). Dr. Drew kept telling RPC he needed to go to the dentist and RPC didn't like that.
15:05 Dr. Drew thinks RPC is a lovely person. Josh Potter didn't prepare Dr. Drew enough for what he was getting himself into. Place really stinks. (They go on about the smell)
16:40 Ashley is in bad need of a wash. Compares RPC to the folks on hoarders. Has to do things his own way.
18:40 Probably about 300 packs of donuts in RPC's kitchen and lots of cakes. Dr. Drew expressed concern that RPC was putting himself at risk of diabetes. RPC told him that people just give him cakes and treats. It didn't look like he was eating them and there were a lot of flies so the food has probably been there for quite some time.
20:06 Dr. Drew said he tried on some of RPC's costumes and got a tour of his apartment.
21:20 RPC's aim is to give people their fantasies, not really about himself - a true entertainer. RPC's mom read porn to him when he was 10 years old and his step dad beat the shit out of him when he was a kid.
22:37 Talk about RPC's altar. They didn't know he was a satanist. They talk about doing a follow up interview with RPC together.
25:16 RPC's apartment is filled with shit (dolls, crystals etc.). You have to turn sideways to get down the hall. There's blankets over the windows so no air or light get in except in the bird room. RPC has a room for his secret parakeets. (WTF how did we not know this?)
28:17 Dr. Drew suggests they go to Coney Island with RPC during the Summer for their next interview.
29:00 Bugs, smell. The smell is indescribable. They feel bad talking about it though. Continue talking about how bad the smell is.
(They start talking about Fedsmoker for a while)
1:03:43 Talking about RPC's parents. His real dad left when RPC was 3 years old, turned out to be gay too. Apparently RPC met his real dad again when he was an adult in a leather bar and his dad tried to come on to him. (WTF???) Talk about the different celebrities RPC claims to have dated including Yakov Smirnoff. Dr. Drew actually knows Smirnoff and has had him on the show, intends to ask him about RPC and verify.
 
Here's my pick from last night's videos:

59857240812 3E121CBC 74EA 4530 A470 C34633607E3E: RPC does his ad and then starts wanking. Gets distracted by the TV and just sits there watching it for a while. Alright story time: About 3:30 a black guy that works in the local supermarket dropped by and he was all over RPC like white on rice. He banged him good and video taped it because he wants to show all of the guys at the supermarket. He whacked RPC off and took some sexy photos, going to show the photos to the guys at the supermarket too. It was the hottest time. Shills his toy drive.

59857349031 A393DA22 D9EB 4C40 8E3C E1157D21D0BF: Cowboy character wanking video. Punish me like they used to punish the slaves. Tie me spread eagle, whip my butt, rack my nipples man. This is a weird mix of a cowboy fantasy and being stripped naked outside in the cold and snow. He's got a Christmas movie on in the background. Does his ad. If you're a black reverend or black militant and looking to punish a white devil, give him a call man.

59857454046 D64B4FC7 E0D1 4A5A 86D7 7F34BE94CF58: Hard Rock Bob wishing you a happy happy happy happy happy happy weekend. Showing off a new costume, he's working on some new costumes for Coney Island during the Summer. (I'm getting Leprechaun vibes off this one). Unlike HRN, RPC can design clothes and doesn't need to get them from an Amazon dumpster. Sings anything you can do I can do better song. Does his ad, serious response guys. Says his other channel will be back up about 1:30 AM on December 31st. Wants to go explore abandoned houses with some guys, wants to be banged in a haunted house. The ghosts are cuming the ghosts are cumming. Who are you gonna call. You can bust my ghost any time. Wants do some more adventure blogs like going out to Staten Island. Ordered some new hats, his mafia fedora needs to be replaced.

59857707260 0435DA20 8FBA 4A28 A560 EEFB3E58A4B5: Ad for Lucifer's Lair, showing all his collections. Films a photo of him and his mom in the nursing home.

59860069588 D0BBBEE3 14E9 4FB2 99A8 EF4E6AF176EA: HRN looks like a cannibal. If you're a white guy bear type like Tom Segura give RPC a call. Shout out to Dr. Drew and Josh Potter (I wonder if he watched their show last night). Shout out to Christina P. Still working on setting up a talk show. Adult talk shows are overlooked in the entertainment industry. Getting some new fedoras. Looking for someone to ring in the 'nude' year with him. It's a bad joke but a good one. expects to have his credit card sorted this week and his other phone back up on the 31st. Waiting to hear back from a downstairs neighbor who's really quiet but very wild so fingers crossed. Will and Grace is on in the background. Looking for video ideas (Dox your parakeets Bob!) Might start doing travel vlogs in the new year.
 
Wow, can't believe I missed this guy. What a constant source of amusing m!lk. Not what I would normally call a lolcow, because frankly he comes off like a fairly decent if deranged guy and even kinda pathetic in how he can't seem to get fucked any more. I almost wish I lived in NY so I could go visit him, bring a toy for his charity drive and give him a pity-fuck even though I am not normally into guys, especially not 50+ leather scene vets.

Still, you would think that NY would be full of horny degenerates who would be happy to know a guy they can just visit and have a hole to dump their cummies into so I wonder how much of his act is TRUE and HONEST. With the amount of homeless people in NYC I can't believe that for years now he can't find ONE who wants to move in and just fuck him on the reg? Is he a secret psychotic when not online? Or is the whole 'move in and fuck me' thing just part of the role he plays to get fucked and he really dosent want homeless drug addicts sharing his pad? Interesting. I must watch moar.

Also appreciate the summaries because holy shit is this guy productive!
 
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