Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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Now this is scene is hilarious Leila dissolves like she was a fucking bath bomb or something. And what fucking anticlimactic battle, Palpatine is death so everyone on the final orden side just gives up and die like flies, how is that even supposed to work?

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Ah yes, the true hero of this trilogy Based Klaud enjoys his victory after a long and hard battle.
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Yes Disney, yes, so progressive those 3 seconds worth of a kiss will sure make all the faggots pround gay people swarm the cinemas to see your dump of million dollars. And the rest is history, god I can't believe that it's over, that was painful there's not a single moment that I enjoyed, how the fuck JJ, Iger, KK and company let this happen? It's a trainwreck, the pacing is horrible and very boring, half of the movie they just going in a treasure hunt with almost nothing in between is just so boring.

Well that's it, I'm sorry if my posts were uninteresting to some of you but I really needed to get it out. If there's any justice in this world Disney is about to be raped in the public reviews.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
FINN: Rey, I have something super important to tell you, but I'll tell you later!!!

...later

POE: Hey Finn, what was that super important thing you wanted to tell Rey?
FINN: I'll tell her later, don't worry about it.

...later

...later

...later

THE END.

What the fuck even is this movie? How do you set up something like this, refer to it twice, and then forget about it?
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It just works mkay, not stop asking questions and buy our dlc stupid goy
 
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Evangelion Congratulations

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You did it JJ

You made a movie worse than the Last Jedi.

You not only shit on the OT and its iconography but you shit on your own work and the work of Rian Johnson

But who makes shit great

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Palpatine's Art of Camp (And How It Saved The Prequels)

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Motherfucking Sheev. He had absolute trash but Ian elevated every second of every moment he was in this film.

Every single actor worked their ass off. But they were given absolute trash but only Ian could elevate the trash he was given.
 
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Ihavetinyweewee said:
Is your SO schizophrenic or something? Outside of Portland/San Fran or some parts of NY, what audience would clap at that shit?
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To be honest, I'm surprised as we're latino and machismo and shit, but he did go to a theater in one of the most uppity cities here.
 
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WonderWino said:
So, yet again to nobodies surprise.... mundanematt is still shilling for this shitshow of a movie. Now he claims review sites reviews and ratings *cough* rotten tomatoes especially *cough* don't mean anything and believes the review is going to vastly improve when the general public sees the movie...despite being an overwhelmingly horrifically received film already.


Proving he is a dumbass and a disingenuous shill yet again

and heres an extra special screenshot from that video, just to give everyone nightmares tonight:

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Why shill the sequel trilogy of all things? He knows this won't convince Rian and JJ to spitroast him while Kathy goes Yoda on his meager genitals with a boulder right?
 
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So I decided to do some math and here is what I got.
Now according to this article, this movie is projected to earn 190 million dollars in the U.S. box office after the recent reviews.

Weekend Forecast: What to Expect from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker's Domestic Run as It Now Tracks for $160-190M Launch - Boxoffice

The past few years have been nothing short of a whirlwind for Star Wars fandom, Disney, and the film industry as a whole. This weekend is poised to provide the bookend to a decade that’s seen the franchise’s reemergence into the daily discourse of the pop culture lexicon — and it’s experienced...
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So looking at the last two films, The Force Awakens had a budget of 230 million dollars and The Last Jedi had a budget of around 300 million dollars.

So using this information, I can estimate that the budget for The Rise of Skywalker is probably at around 250 million using conservative estimates and also not counting all of the money spent on merchandise and advertising too.

If this film bombs in the box office then this is going to be one funny dumpster fire to see a Star Wars movie do poorly in the box office too.
 
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Spoonge said:
The Adama Maneuver
>Drop a multi million tonne battlestar into low orbit after distracting the enemy fleet that outnumbers and outguns you with false DRADIS readings. Launch all vipers in atmosphere to secure air superiority against Cylon ground forces then jump JUST before you hit the fucking ground. Use air superiority to cover Colonial evacuation of New Caprica while using the damaged Galactica to engage returning Cylon fleet and allow Colonial Fleet to escape.
The Keyes Maneuver
>Charge full speed at Covenant fleet that outnumbers and outguns you. Launch nuclear warhead in opposite direction. Covenant fleet launches plasma torpedoes in retaliation. Dodge plasma torpedoes with maneuvering thrusters and graze enemy cruiser. Plasma torpedoes that have altered course to track you destroy Covenant warship since they cannot course correct in time. Use momentum from first attack to slingshot around planet. Bait enemy frigates into range of previously launched nuke. Detonate nuke. Clean up heavily damaged frigates with MAC rounds.
The Holdo Maneuver
>allahu snackbar with hyperdrive, breaking all previously established rules for the use of hyperdrive travel.

One of these things is not like the other.
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2/3 were put in charge of strategy have decades of service , practical experience, and use a modicum of luck combined with sheer bravery.

One was put in charge because they do not (likely) have a penis.

School of Fish said:
If this film bombs in the box office then this is going to be one funny dumpster fire to see a Star Wars movie do poorly in the box office too.
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You forgot the word "AGAIN" in that sentence.

Daddy's Little Kitten said:
On my SO's screening, the crowd clapped during the lesbo kiss.
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Let me guess you live in either Portland, San Francisco, or Oakland.
 
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Troutsmacked said:
I wonder what being a long time Star Wars fan, someone who has been following the franchise for 20+ years, feels like at this very moment.
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Honestly, the reality is starting to sink that there's a new Star Wars movie that I don't want to even see in theaters and it's really depressing me.

I think back to how excited I was a kid, I feel robbed that I'll probably never get that same sense of excitement from a Star Wars movie again.
 
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Troutsmacked said:
I wonder what being a long time Star Wars fan, someone who has been following the franchise for 20+ years, feels like at this very moment.
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I've been a fan since the early 80's. I'm pretty amused by this disaster. I can't speak for others but Disney can shit out all the terrible films they want 'cause it doesn't matter to me in the end. I got my original trilogy and various books and comics I've enjoyed and I'm happy with that.
 
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