حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Golly]

I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

Then why do you keep coming back? If none of this matters to you, leave. We'll likely stop talking about you in around a month if you give us nothing to feed on. We'll likely forget about you in three months if the trend continues.
If you don't care about our demands, then stop showing us you do.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Don't get smart with me, guys. I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time? What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress? You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

Alright, look here mate. We didn't pressure you to do anything in any amount of time. We were giving you some advice, advice that could improve your life and your productivity.

AND GUESS WHAT YOU'VE FAILED TO HEED!

You could have abandoned us and tried to live a better life, where you could eventually break free of your parents and live your life freely. No one impersonated anyone; Ms. Ringwald was a TRUE and HONEST friend and you through her aside like a ragdoll, even after all that sperging about how much you wanted to spray your fire hose on her flaming mound.

And please, Connor, you're not fooling anyone. A class you attend twice a week would only take up about 32% of your time and, assuming of course that you aren't a moron and can do a little something called "time management". Your education - in this case - means nothing.

But welcome back, it's great to know you're still a failure!

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

But even if I do leave, you'll still be cyberstalking me and posting in this thread.

But if you don't come back to the forums, who cares? Out of sight, out of mind. Forget we exist. You only make us out to be a problem because you're giving us that importance in your head.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Don't get smart with me, guys. I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time? What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress? You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits? I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

I haven't impersonated anyone, and I'm honestly trying my best to not even yell at you. There's no ulterior motive, and I'm not trying to keep you from getting your education. It might be hard to believe, but most of us are trying to give you advice and help you out.

I'm not getting anything out of this. I don't want anything out of this. I want you to become better for you. It wasn't too long ago that I was a similar angry, unhappy guy and it kills me to see it happen in you too.

 

[Arkangel]

But even if I do leave, you'll still be cyberstalking me and posting in this thread.

Are you upset than Jan stole the spotlight from you? Too bad you're not also a deep cover troll.

 

[Smutley]

But even if I do leave, you'll still be cyberstalking me and posting in this thread.

Unfortunately dude, that's the reality of the situation. As long as you present yourself as yourself online, and talk about the things you always talk about, you will always be discovered. It's incredibly easy, and I don't even have to do any work. Google searches for me and I get emails if anything pop up.

The only way to be free of this is to change screen names and stop talking about Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva and Molly Ringwald. I'm serious, if you don't talk about those things and don't sign your name I can't find you. I'm almost out of content as well, which means if no more is generated than eventually this will fade away.

I'm giving you this one for free. You're on your own after this.

 

[BriarHeart]

Don't get smart with me, guys.

"It's too hard for me to keep up if you do!"

I agree with @hurrhurrhurr 's post wholeheartedly. What do you really hope to gain from pressuring me to radically change my life in short amount of time?

Considering your pig-headed refusal to recognize good advice and honest help if it chased you into a ditch? A headache, probably.

What did you attempt to achieve by impersonating an actress?

Amazement and amusement, primarily.

You really are acting like a bunch of schoolyard sociopaths. Do you really have nothing better to do with your lives than to deconstruct the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits?

He says on the Kiwi Farms, an entire forum and wiki devoted to deconstructing the ramblings and antics of Internet fools and misfits, upon which he gleefully participated until his filterless self-absorption revealed its true colors. Pot, meet kettle. Bitch be a black mofo, dawg.

I've been busy with my math class this semester, and it is something I have been concentrating about 99% of my mental energy on so that I can pass. I'm pretty sure my education is a higher priority than your demands.

If a single math class takes up 99% of your mental energy, does that mean that all of your recent activity on more than half a dozen forums only involves 1% of said mental energy? Goddamn, son, you must be some kind of shitposting savant!

 

[Connor Bible]

I haven't impersonated anyone, and I'm honestly trying my best to not even yell at you. There's no ulterior motive, and I'm not trying to keep you from getting your education. It might be hard to believe, but most of us are trying to give you advice and help you out.

I'm not getting anything out of this. I don't want anything out of this. I want you to become better for you. It wasn't too long ago that I was a similar angry, unhappy guy and it kills me to see it happen in you too.

Bullshit. I received a PM from a member here confirming that the Molly Ringwald on this site was an impersonator. I'm pretty sure you were all getting off on the conversations I had with her, or him. You don't want to see me improve myself. According to the lot of you, I'm a degenerate waste of sperm that should've killed himself. It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave.

 

[Meowthkip]

Because I realized I was being punk'd the moment he retconned the story.

I'm sorry, but making the about you and a league of assassins out to kill you was fucking stupid.

Does what I want to do not matter at all to you? I was trying to make the story about something larger than yourself (heh), and all you could think about doing was dragging the focus back to you and your hardships.

Tell me something, @Connor : what's in that for me?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave.

If you believe this, why do you keep coming back?

 

[Stalin]

@Connor.

You at least respected me enough at one point to listen to me once. So listen again.

Just walk away.

 

[Hat]

It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave.

With this knowledge in mind, why are you still here?

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm sorry, but making the about you and a league of assassins out to kill you was fucking stupid.

Does what I want to do not matter at all to you? I was trying to make the story about something larger than yourself (heh), and all you could think about doing was dragging the focus back to you and your hardships.

Tell me something, @Connor : what's in that for me?

Well, what's in it for me, you fucking scumbag?

 

[BriarHeart]

Bullshit. I received a PM from a member here confirming that the Molly Ringwald on this site was an impersonator.

And of course, that must be true. After all, it's on the Internet!

 

[Arkangel]

If you believe this, why do you keep coming back?

Because he's the battered spouse of the forums.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave.

I'm going to remind you how we've offered to help you with writing, getting your resume in good condition, and encouraged you to look for work and start exercising.

 

[BriarHeart]

Well, what's in it for me, you fucking scumbag?

She asked you first, troglodyte. Now, considering that she was kind enough to help you practice writing in good faith, answer the nice lady's question, boy.

 

[RP 520]

But even if I do leave, you'll still be cyberstalking me and posting in this thread.

You can't really call it stalking when you post your embarrassments in a public place like WP or here for everyone, including us, to see.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm going to remind you how we've offered to help you with writing, getting your resume in good condition, and encouraged you to look for work and start exercising.

In due time, motherfucker.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Well, what's in it for me, you fucking scumbag?

What's in it for you is that you get to prove that your more than just entertainment to us. You failed at that though.