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Honestly the Finn stans are some of the worst people in the fandom, they're creepy SJWs that fetishize him for his race but turn around and scream racism at everything else.
 
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Honestly the Finn stans are some of the worst people in the fandom, they're creepy SJWs that fetishize him for his race but turn around and scream racism at everything else.
I usually like to laugh at shippers or mock them, but this shit's starting to creep me out.
 
Oh god. Some thoughts

Samus Aran and Horizon Zero Dawn-I mean....Zorri and Janna had so much potential but, as with Laura Dern, they were given incredibly poor writing and characterization. I like the ideas of Zorri, Janna, and Holdo but they really needed more setup. Keri as Mara Jade would be cool.

Omg Jodie Comer as Rey's mom 😍

I liked Billie Lourd referencing her mom in her wardrobe and hairstyles.

Dominic Monaghan was useless. Rose was useless her sister was better.

Lando was useless. Rumor is that Rian refused to put BDW in TLJ (?)

The damn strobe effects with Palpatine were very annoying.

Their heart was in the right place with Leia but they really should have killed her in TLJ because she was weirdly animatronic and the rush job was obvious. There were also a lot of cuts and abrupt scene changes I feel like JJ took speed before editing.

What was the point of several things:

Huck's betrayal (I'm tired of being kyle ron's bitchboy cumdump btw I'm the spy lolz). Again nothing ever suggested anything pointing to this

Blowing up the planet Zorri met the team on.

The force tug of war and the cop out with Chewie

Female stormtroopers are cool I guess. Knights needed individual characterization. I would have accepted a D&D setup (mage, warrior, archer, etc)

Finn not being able to say he force sensitive and Janna related to Lando maybe (?)

The force ghosts were awkward.

Rey mortally wounding Kyle Ron then deciding to heal him.....because.......why?

I always like seeing the individual X Wing pilots teaming up like in TFA but here it felt rushed.

Where were Mon Mothma and Ken Leung?

I'm torn on the Hux betrayal. I can see Hux being disillusioned with the First Order under Kylo, the Sith fleet being lead by zombie palpatine the point where he says "fuck this, I'm out". But then he just gets killed. So it pointless, with no real reason he turns and then is quickly killed.
OTOH, the movie is already so fucking bloated, it didn't need anymore.

The #butwhatifitwasgood way would have been to have him lead First Order rebellion during the final battle, letting Rey make it to the planet in the chaos. Being set up as the leader of the "imperial remnant", and playing a Soontir/Jagged Fel sort of role in the aftermath. Maybe he was previously mortally injured in some battle with the Resistance and Rey had used her force healing on him when she could have left him to die (and possibly Kylo Ren already had) so Hux feels indebted to her.

I guess its mainly it came out of no where, nothing is really done with it, and it would have been so very easy to do in a non-fucktarded manner.
 
I'm torn on the Hux betrayal. I can see Hux being disillusioned with the First Order under Kylo, the Sith fleet being lead by zombie palpatine the point where he says "fuck this, I'm out". But then he just gets killed. So it pointless, with no real reason he turns and then is quickly killed.
OTOH, the movie is already so fucking bloated, it didn't need anymore.

The #butwhatifitwasgood way would have been to have him lead First Order rebellion during the final battle, letting Rey make it to the planet in the chaos. Being set up as the leader of the "imperial remnant", and playing a Soontir/Jagged Fel sort of role in the aftermath. Maybe he was previously mortally injured in some battle with the Resistance and Rey had used her force healing on him when she could have left him to die (and possibly Kylo Ren already had) so Hux feels indebted to her.

I guess its mainly it came out of no where, nothing is really done with it, and it would have been so very easy to do in a non-fucktarded manner.
Theater was dead silent for the whole movie. But Hux getting blown the fuck away was the hardest I have laughed at something in star wars since Disney bought the trilogy.

It almost seems like it was played comedic on purpose. The new main moff-ish type dude is also super strange. They inserted I'm out of nowhere.
 
Oh no. Please don't misunderstand me. I agree with you, I'm just saying that the amount of idiots who treat Disney's word as gospel and seem to prefer their content (gay toilet man and all) seem to be increasing more and more in numbers simply because it has the official seal on it. Making it next to impossible to talk about old shit without them shooting you down. Even so much as lightly criticizing gay toilet man can get you a ban in most SW circles now. As such, this is the only place I can freely speak about anything in regards to SW (or most subjects for that matter). All SW communities are cucked to hell.

But in brighter news, it looks like @Tsusaba109 was right.
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I'm waiting to see the second weekend drop off. Shit like "Fant4stic" and "Ghostbusters 2016" had a sharp second weekend drop off, and they were definitely commercial flops.

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Honestly the Finn stans are some of the worst people in the fandom, they're creepy SJWs that fetishize him for his race but turn around and scream racism at everything else.

I feel like there's some ratio out there of shippers per normal fan. As that ratio approaches 1:1, the overall quality of the fandom deteriorates. The toxic ratio if you will.
 
Oh no. Please don't misunderstand me. I agree with you, I'm just saying that the amount of idiots who treat Disney's word as gospel and seem to prefer their content (gay toilet man and all) seem to be increasing more and more in numbers simply because it has the official seal on it. Making it next to impossible to talk about old shit without them shooting you down. Even so much as lightly criticizing gay toilet man can get you a ban in most SW circles now. As such, this is the only place I can freely speak about anything in regards to SW (or most subjects for that matter). All SW communities are cucked to hell.
Here's the thing though; I don't give a shit what some trendsetters who barely if at all have watched the movies they shill and ree for think either. ESPECIALLY if they try and negate the old stuff convo that is clearly in its own section of the franchise even by the Rat's reckoning. DOUBLY ESPECIALLY since they don't see Mr. Bog and Gay Tarkin as horrible fucking trendsetters, and Aphra too given she does commit several hate crimes in her own shitty run.

Also don't give too much of a shit about the communities you might be thinking, because I've tried reddit and some of the others; it sucks lol. Either get speds like that Rufus fellow or these soy chuggers.

So legit none of that matters.
 
I was only a wee tot when the prequels came out, but they were all the rage with the neighborhood kids.
I remember one of the neighbor kids, his name was Michael or something, would pretend all day, every day, that he was a character from the star wars prequels. He wouldn't tell you who he was on any given day, you just had to tell based on what color robe he wore and which fancy telescoping lightsaber toy he had with him. He tried his best to never break character. This meant that if you were playing cops and robbers, you were actually playing cops, robbers, and a jedi.
So, like, some days 5 or 6 of us kids from around the neighborhood would be doing something like drawing with chalk, and we'd see Michael in his tree house staring at us. He could come down and draw with us if he wanted, but he was wearing a black hood over his head and was gesturing at us threateningly with a two bladed lightsaber. On those days, he was Darth Maul.
Some days he would put on a cruddy jewish old man voice (I dont know why he made Count Dooku jewish) and would act like a pensive adult. His count dooku lightsaber didnt telescope, but it lit up and made noises, so he usually found an excuse to hit against a tree or something.
The BEST persona he would put on was Mace Windu. He would try his best to imitate Samuel Jackson, and if you, like, were trying to climb a tree and sucked at it (me) he would tell you that you need to go back to the jedi academy. I remember that eventually, while we were playing bean ball, Michael fell over on his purple lightsaber and broke it. Michael was so bummed, but he didnt break character, so he started swearing like Samuel Jackson, but with substitute words for the swears. It was hilarious.

In retrospect I think Michael's parents were divorced, so that's why he had all sorts of fancy star wars toys, and maybe even why he acted like such a spaz. I hope he went into acting or theater or something.

Anyways, my point is that even the prequels were enough to occupy the minds of a generation. In contrast, I dont think I've ever even heard kids talking about the sequel trilogy.

This is the most adorable childhood story ever (even with sad implications of his home life). I hope this kid got himself a wonderful future, too.

Reminds me of how a childhood friend went as Queen Amidala for Halloween one year because she loved her design even though the character was bland as toast. That's another thing I remember most about the prequels, the designs are classic Star Wars. I'd be surprised if PM didn't win Best Costume/Make-Up Design in the Oscars (I dunno what else came out in 1999 that would've beat it in that department).
 
If they are going to cheat that much, may as well resurrect every character that died in the series. Who knows, maybe if Disney really gets desperate for that Star Wars money, they should resurrect Vader, Han, and Leia? The series has gotten to a point where they are just throwing things at a wall and hoping it sticks. Star Wars fanfiction has probably become more coherent than the trilogy itself.

At this point, I almost expect Disney to make a movie where somehow, both Vader and Anakin run around in the same frame. I have little confidence that their story group knows it's the same person.

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Oh Knights of Ren, your so cool. I cant wait to read the movie dlc known as a comic book on some sketchy site to see you guy do something besides walk around and die.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Klaud had as many scenes as the Naughts of Ren...

- Han Solo's scene only because both Adam Driver and Harrison Ford gave good performances and was shot well.
It's heartbreaking to think what we could have gotten out of the two with a decent script and a plot that makes sense.

- General White Pryde was the only thing close to an intimidating villain in the movie.
He was the only thing close to an intimidating villain in this entire trilogy.

This whole digression, as well as the stupid idea of inscribing what is in effect a memo on an ancient-looking dagger could have simply been avoided by putting a post-it note on the ship’s dashboard giving the McGuffin’s location, or better yet, a direct route to the Sith planet. It wouldn’t have been any dumber, and it would have streamlined the movie considerably.
Yeah, they could have checked the ship's navigation database and looked for a path there. They still could have gone to that MonkeyThing to crack the encryption or something. But they wanted the C3P0 fake-out death. The only fakeout-death in this movie that lasts longer than 45 seconds, btw.

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Honestly the Finn stans are some of the worst people in the fandom, they're creepy SJWs that fetishize him for his race but turn around and scream racism at everything else.
These people simply aren't sane. Hope Disney will enjoy dealing with this obsessive scum for the rest of their existence.
 
He was the only thing close to an intimidating villain in this entire trilogy.

Pretty much and it's a shame because all the villains at least seemed to be capable of being intimidating but they fucked up with:

- Phasma being cucked in the first movie
- Hux being a joke in the second movie instead of Space Goebbels like in TFA then having a dumb redemption arc
- Kylo was an interesting character but a shit tier villain
- Snoke became a joke in the second movie by jobbing to Kylo then being just a clone by Palps in RoS

Palpatine himself sucked because he got taken down by two lightsabers and he pretty much committed suicide
 
Pretty much and it's a shame because all the villains at least seemed to be capable of being intimidating but they fucked up with:

- Phasma being cucked in the first movie
- Hux being a joke in the second movie instead of Space Goebbels like in TFA then having a dumb redemption arc
- Kylo was an interesting character but a shit tier villain
- Snoke became a joke in the second movie by jobbing to Kylo then being just a clone by Palps in RoS

Palpatine himself sucked because he got taken down by two lightsabers and he pretty much committed suicide
I'll defend Phasma because she came in at near the 11th hour in production; basically Kennedy thought it'd be a cool idea to make a girl stormtrooper clad in silver because of a toy she saw, and Iger agreed. She, like Poe, was forced into the movie. Unlike Poe though, she had even less time to be inserted since it Poe's rewrites were early-ish in the film's production.

Now trying to use her again was dumb.

The others are also really, really dumb in the genuine sense, rather than because of the they didn't have much time to use sense with Phasma.
 
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