12-22-19 Walmart Haul and Taste Test /Vlogmas Day 22

[Fleasburger]

*holds things up to the camera at lighting speeds- the items facing away from the camera- and giving little time to see what they are.*
This is what I'll be using to..

This bitch.

not that I care but, damn.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

I wonder if Amber uses tuna as an attractant or a repellent.

Attractant. To her it probably smells like coochie.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

i like how every single day she seems to be adding in little "oh i keep getting messages about this, let me address it" tidbits that are almost word-for-word comments that are made here. i didn't see anyone in her youtube comments or on twitter/insta talking about the voicemail being fake at all yesterday, only here.

Oh they did, I know I made the comment it was Becky as soon as I heard it...there were several...but how many survived the big cull nobody knows, but most seemed to vanish, including ones I'd replied to

Beast (or someone on her behalf) is definitely removing comments

ETA: I do agree she's replying to stuff seen here as well though!

 

[RandallBoggs]

That house full of 30 year olds do more arts and crafts projects than a kindergarten class

At least kindergardeners are actually creative and dont need "color by number" books.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Wow... I know I'm late, but that tuna salad was something else. No relish? Not even a suggestion of relish? The jew in me just died a painful death.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I have a feeling her vagina smells like a rotting trout left out in the sun on a midsummer's eve.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

If someone can pay upfront, how are they time wasters? If someone doesn't have insurance, they could be independently wealthy, but to stupid or stubborn to get insurance. I hope these patients who can and will pay, even if they don't have insurance, call your state's attorney general consumer affairs division, because that practice doesn't sound ethical at all. I really don't understand how lack of insurance = waste of time.

Spoiler: PL

Years ago when I was self employed and ran out of time on COBRA, I was uninsured for a short period of time. During that time, I fractured my ankle. I went to the ER (and paid), but all they could do was a temp half-cast thing, and I had to go to a orthopedic specialist. I had no trouble getting in to see one, but since I was self-pay, I was charged $400 up front for the consult fee and an estimate of what the imaging/reading the images, etc. would cost. I went over that by $75 for a boot and had to pay that on my way out of the office. I did opt to wait a couple months till I had insurance to do physical therapy. I fall to see how that's a waste of the doctor's time, or why the doctor would see it that way. They got paid.

@FatalTater Just waiting for the z cavariccis and scrunchie socks. But as for the shortalls on Rupaul's drag race, I was specifically talking about men in pink and other pastel ones. Then again men in pink edwin jeans was a '90s thing too. Whatever. It's all ugly.

Because generally speaking, if one sees a specialist that means there will be more tests/procedures eventually needed. Not that many who don't have insurance have the means to pay for such expensive testing/procedures and while that's wrong, IMO, it's factual here in the USA. Hospitals, especially small ones, can't often carry these costs and they eventually end up getting written off. Not fiscally good for the bottom line. I think Amber's a special case in that she does have the funds to pay but I still personally believe her thinking she's going to a Urologist for a UTI that's been twice diagnosed and twice treated is not only a waste of a Specialist's time, but a big blowhard move by her. I doubt very much she'll go to see one on her own.

 

[497]

I have a feeling her vagina smells like a rotting trout left out in the sun on a midsummer's eve.

mixed with fresh raw cut up onions and garlic+onion powder. and if she's really into Indian food these days mix whatever spices from that into the fish.

 

[Maxliam]

You literally have no idea what you are talking about. Stop it with this. Shes an abusive narc. She would never ever let anyone have control of her own narrative, and view of her body.

Well that's like just your opinion man.....which happens to be right. I guess wishful thinking clouded my judgment here. It would be very hilarious to see her have her own reality show with the other genetic disasters occupying that home. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

She won't. She's been offered, more than once. She can't relinquish control.

That I did not know. Was it a major tv network like the ones I was talking about or some youtube channel bullshit?

 

[Tear People Up]

That I did not know. Was it a major tv network like the ones I was talking about or some youtube channel bullshit?

It was TLC for Family By The Ton I believe. According to Amber, so take it as you will.

 

[Twinkie]

That I did not know. Was it a major tv network like the ones I was talking about or some youtube channel bullshit?

TLC talked to her about Family by the Ton but she has no family. It's likely (but not 100% confirmed; people claiming to be production assistants were not verified) that My 600 Pound Life offered her (also TLC network) and she ignored them. Dr. Phil offered her (that's NBC I believe) and she ignored/declined. That claim is not 100% confirmed either. People claimed they reached out to Dr. Phil producers; they claim the producers answered back that they had offered for Amberlynn to come on the show and she had either ignored or declined, I forget. Dr. Phil was the first of the show offers I believe, so it was a few years ago.

To my knowledge she hasn't been offered her own reality show in the way that the Slatons were. But even if it was "her own" she'd still have to give up control to producers and a camera crew and she'd never. She doesn't even let Becky have snapchat.

 

[Maxliam]

It was TLC for Family By The Ton I believe. According to Amber, so take it as you will.

So it's probably bullshit and her trying to sound important. I had a narcissist in my life who claimed he met all these famous people working as a sound engineer. The cracks show up when they give details to it. I really am wary that TLC offered her a show now.

TLC talked to her about Family by the Ton but she has no family. It's likely (but not 100% confirmed; people claiming to be production assistants were not verified) that My 600 Pound Life offered her (also TLC network) and she ignored them. Dr. Phil offered her (that's NBC I believe) and ignored/declined. That claim is not 100% confirmed either.

To my knowledge she hasn't been offered her own reality show in the way that the Slatons were. But even if it was "her own" she'd still have to give up control to producers and a camera crew and she'd never. She doesn't even let Becky have snapchat.

Ah that's a good point. I seriously doubt there were any real serious talks to her, or for that matter any even preliminary talks because Amber is an obvious liar. It is a good point that she is such a control freak that she would be impossible to work with. Even Anna Nicole Smith worked with the crew, granted they had to pump her full of Red Bulls to get her fat ass moving but at one point in her life she was a hot chick. Amber was never anything but a pig.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

One of the issues is that Amber would have to sign a NDA that requires her to stop vlogging and posting pictures of herself while the show is being taped. She would have little to no income.

 

[Mandaark]

I like that she put her last name on it to distinguish it from all the other Beckys in the class.

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I like how Amber made sure to put the year, 2019, on those stockings. That way she can throw them right into the trash with the gingerbread houses and kinder toys as soon they open their gifts early. Then she'll buy fresh new ones next year.

Beggy has something up with her brain confirmed lol
They had to put her full name, current year, and sexuality on the damn thing just to make sure she'll remember

sorry I'm late

 

[SituationTypeThing]

See this guy gets it, folks. He gets my vision of bringing this freakshow to a wider audience. Do you think Honey Boo Boo her hick family if filmed like Amber would be as compelling? Hell no but with a professional crew and a guy who knows how to cobble together footage of these hillybilly narcissists, you got solid gold shit here.


She'll do it. She's such an attention whore she'll jump at the chance to be put on tv.

Honey Boo Boo and family were in on the joke. They embraced their identity as hicks and were happy to go about their hickish life swimming in festering water holes, eating bowls of mayo, having burping contests where another family member had to smell the burp and guess what the person ate. They lived for this portrayal and were probably part of the planning. Also, they went places, the one episode i kinda watched, they went to an expired packaged food auction.

Amber, on the other hand, does not embrace the image she portrays. Even though the world can see she's a slovenly, semi-mobile, lying, annoying POS, AMBER herself thinks she's a cuh-yoot dressing, well-accessorized, quirky, dainty, manic pixie dream girl. There's no way she'd allow a tv show to portray her as she actually is. Also, it would be boring af because the only outings they could film her going on is to wommart or other places with a scootypuff. Everything else would have to be filmed in the shanty (and the crew would need to don gas masks) That disconnect is going to be a deal breaker. She's going to want a kardashian style show, when the network would be planning a freak show. If they've watched even a few of amber's videos, they'd see that it would never work out.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Amber portrays that quirky girl but I don't think she believes she is.

She doesn't have an identity. Everything about her is an amalgamation of shitty Youtubers and celebrities. Amber is as basic bitch as it gets, and that's why she's so boring.

Boring + unreliable liar = Bad for business.

 

[Mandaark]

She wants to be like a Veronica Wang -
vapid, self-obsessed, thin, basic e-thot gorging on asian cuisine and getting paid for it.

It's weird to think they're nearly the same age too

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber portrays that quirky girl but I don't think she believes she is.

She doesn't have an identity. Everything about her is an amalgamation of shitty Youtubers and celebrities. Amber is as basic bitch as it gets, and that's why she's so boring.

Boring + unreliable liar = Bad for business.

Classic narc: they adopt the personalities of people around them/people they see/study because they have no self-identity.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

She's going to want a kardashian style show, when the network would be planning a freak show.

A brilliant filmmaker could pull this game off (eg. the Maysles and Grey Gardens) but TLC is not in the business of producing such layered documentaries.

 

[Maxliam]

Honey Boo Boo and family were in on the joke. They embraced their identity as hicks and were happy to go about their hickish life swimming in festering water holes, eating bowls of mayo, having burping contests where another family member had to smell the burp and guess what the person ate. They lived for this portrayal and were probably part of the planning. Also, they went places, the one episode i kinda watched, they went to an expired packaged food auction.

Amber, on the other hand, does not embrace the image she portrays. Even though the world can see she's a slovenly, semi-mobile, lying, annoying POS, AMBER herself thinks she's a cuh-yoot dressing, well-accessorized, quirky, dainty, manic pixie dream girl. There's no way she'd allow a tv show to portray her as she actually is. Also, it would be boring af because the only outings they could film her going on is to wommart or other places with a scootypuff. Everything else would have to be filmed in the shanty (and the crew would need to don gas masks) That disconnect is going to be a deal breaker. She's going to want a kardashian style show, when the network would be planning a freak show. If they've watched even a few of amber's videos, they'd see that it would never work out.

I don't think those hicks were smart enough to pick up that they were basically mocked for being white trash from Georgia. Mama June tarded out on O&A and they weren't even insulting her much, just asking her some softball questions.

Also to your Kardashian comment...they are a freak show. Look at the troon dad and the skank daughters who bang niggers. Freakshow one and all. There is a way to manipulate her into doing other stuff. The inertia here is the cost and how much effort it'll take to get tubby moving.

What sucks is that even Anna Nicole Smith could slur her way through her show. If only there were elephant tranqs strong enough for Hamber.

Alas, it's all pointless since she won't get on a show.