Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

first a UTI, then an ear infection, a cold, and now a sinus infection. Chris really does live in a plague house, huh?

 

[Spooky Bones]

first a UTI, then an ear infection, a cold, and now a sinus infection. Chris really does live in a plague house, huh?

A wild nurglechu appears!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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first a UTI, then an ear infection, a cold, and now a sinus infection. Chris really does live in a plague house, huh?

Next, it will be, " I've got #Mastitis from feeding all those poor, poor orphans in CWCville". He's being soo modest by using a gif of snoopy to convey his excitement, when he was using Ariel & Christina Aguilera. He should use an exited prince Philip!

Spoiler

 

[jawsome]

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first a UTI, then an ear infection, a cold, and now a sinus infection. Chris really does live in a plague house, huh?

Expect a new drawing in a while that will become Eight Lovely Promo #TSSSF cards

Be still my beating heart!

 

[Shiversblood]

The difference between a cute female stranger vs Chris kissing you is that even though you might like the cute female stranger kissing you, it's still really strange and off-putting.

People would call you homosexual if you didnt like a cute female stranger kissing you on the cheek. People would call you homosexual if you did like Chris chan kissing you on the cheek.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You know what this string of illness reminds me of?
Spoony. Guy said he had staph infections in his nipples, rocky mountain spotted fever and lupus. All within a few months of each other.
And all of these diseases hit chris all at the same time before christmas... hm...

 

[Spergichu]

You know what this string of illness reminds me of?
Spoony. Guy said he had staph infections in his nipples, rocky mountain spotted fever and lupus. All within a few months of each other.
And all of these diseases hit chris all at the same time before christmas... hm...

The thing about Spoony is he actually looks diseased. Chris just looks like he needs a shower and a haircut.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

You know what this string of illness reminds me of?
Spoony. Guy said he had staph infections in his nipples, rocky mountain spotted fever and lupus. All within a few months of each other.
And all of these diseases hit chris all at the same time before christmas... hm...

Given the state of Barb I doubt there’s much house cleaning being done, so things are likely even worse than when Bob died covered in insect bites, I bet there’s black mould in his house for one thing.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Given the state of Barb I doubt there’s much house cleaning being done, so things are likely even worse than when Bob died covered in insect bites, I bet there’s black mould in his house for one thing.

Oh there's no question there's black mold in that house. Peel that drywall back and there'd be a rainbow of molds and other things contaminating the air in the chandler household. combine that with the bugs, dander, dust, feces, and the fact that cleaning is impossible and you have a place that's less sanitary than sleeping on the dirt streets of a 3rd world nation city. Add in chris's poor health and the low quality food he likes its no doubt shaving decades off his life.

Usually though he doesn't get sick this often in such a short span of time. My thoughts were that he was fishing on twitter for christmas presents as 'get well soon' gifts.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Chris's enablers fret over Sockness and try to wéan Chris away from him, while Chris claims he knows what he's doing.

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I am

Chris's enablers fret over Sockness and try to wéan Chris away from him, while Chris claims he knows what he's doing.

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Oh there's no question there's black mold in that house. Peel that drywall back and there'd be a rainbow of molds and other things contaminating the air in the chandler household. combine that with the bugs, dander, dust, feces, and the fact that cleaning is impossible and you have a place that's less sanitary than sleeping on the dirt streets of a 3rd world nation city. Add in chris's poor health and the low quality food he likes its no doubt shaving decades off his life.

Usually though he doesn't get sick this often in such a short span of time. My thoughts were that he was fishing on twitter for christmas presents as 'get well soon' gifts.

Man, I am trying to eat lunch here

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The thing about Spoony is he actually looks diseased. Chris just looks like he needs a shower and a haircut.

And a lobotomy.

 

[troon patrol]

Merry x-mas to everyone in the thread here and KF in general, even the people who don't particularly like me. I'm prepping a semi large family dinner and tending to a turkey for tonight between posts. Made me think; any intel on Chris and Barb today/tomorrow? Are they gonna order fastfood and decorate the hoard? Do they actually do anything for Christmas at this point? IIRC the Christmas tree is buried upright in the hoard all year round, so I guess that counts?

 

[Damn Near]

Merry x-mas to everyone in the thread here and KF in general, even the people who don't particularly like me. I'm prepping a semi large family dinner and tending to a turkey for tonight between posts. Made me think; any intel on Chris and Barb today/tomorrow? Are they gonna order fastfood and decorate the hoard? Do they actually do anything for Christmas at this point? IIRC the Christmas tree is buried upright in the hoard all year round, so I guess that counts?

Imagine the most depressing scenario you can think of, and the reality will be much worse

 

[Jack Awful]

Merry x-mas to everyone in the thread here and KF in general, even the people who don't particularly like me. I'm prepping a semi large family dinner and tending to a turkey for tonight between posts. Made me think; any intel on Chris and Barb today/tomorrow? Are they gonna order fastfood and decorate the hoard? Do they actually do anything for Christmas at this point? IIRC the Christmas tree is buried upright in the hoard all year round, so I guess that counts?

Chris will have the most magical Christmas that he spends in a house full of his favorite cartoon characters and his husbands.
Barb on the other hand will get to see her mentally unstable son talk to and make out with the air.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris will have the most magical Christmas that he spends in a house full of his favorite cartoon characters and his husbands.
Barb on the other hand will get to see her mentally unstable son talk to and make out with the air.

Wow. I hadn't even considered what chris would be like on christmas day these days. Barb might be able to tune him out 364 days of the year but on christmas morning you'd need to be black out drunk, drugged, or in a coma to do it on christmas.

Merry christmas everyone.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the rest are about Chris battling trolls

Even then, Sonichu was still a main character.

At least compared to the comics of the "Pristine Christine" era.

 

[Jack Awful]

Even then, Sonichu was still a main character.

At least compared to the comics of the "post Tomgirl CWC era."

There was that weird, brief arc where Sonichu was setting up for Christmas with his family.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sonichu was setting up for Christmas

Wasn't that the one where that baby Sonichu or Rosechu parroted that line from Family Guy about the virgin Mary, where it's obvious that the joke flew right over Chris' pear shaped head?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Wasn't that the one where that baby Sonichu or Rosechu parroted that line from Family Guy about the virgin Mary, where it's obvious that the joke flew right over Chris' pear shaped head?

Yup.

Chris also got buttmad because trolls were suggesting that Rosechu was cheating with Magi-Chan and that was why she was purple. He claimed she was a shiny Pokemon and complained about people taking innocent things and making them obscene, which is hilarious given the above comic panel.

 

[UnKillFill]

Yup.

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Chris also got buttmad because trolls were suggesting that Rosechu was cheating with Magi-Chan and that was why she was purple. He claimed she was a shiny Pokemon and complained about people taking innocent things and making them obscene, which is hilarious given the above comic panel.

He stole that joke from family guy.