Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's curious that he mentioned Chris Chan in a video title days after the comparison being made here (although in a different context). His take is unsurprising - what is it about tards signalling how much better they are than CWC? "Unlike Chris Chan, I Don't Need The Fame", err, Chris has disappeared for ages at a time and routinely ignored trolls. Lucas can't stop engaging. Chris used to have a weekly Q&A which he abandoned almost a decade ago, and yet Lukey is the one who can't stop shitting out video responses thinking some level of e-notoriety will get him a girlfriend. Just because Lucas's e-fame is less than Chris doesn't make him any less desperate, he might even be more so because of his slavery to his own Love Quest. Chris at least has more interests beyond getting laid. Lucas doesn't have a single hobby or interest that wasn't chosen to try to advance his desperate impregnation fetish.

Edit: JFC. Very short and somehow still painful to experience. I think he intentionally made these videos outside of his thin-walled hovel, yet around the exterior of his building, to avoid anybody inside or in the busy street hearing these embarrassments. As usual only Lucas understands what he is trying to prove, and as usual just looks like a fool to everybody else.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas does excel at showing he's a flaming insane ass-wipe in his videos/social media.

And as the true Incel that he is, it burns him to see couples show pics of themselves.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Lucas does excel at showing he's a flaming insane ass-wipe in his videos/social media.

And as the true Incel that he is, it burns him to see couples show pics of themselves.

I'll give Werner credit, I don't think I could commit to being an incel on Christmas. Kinda hilarious he admitted nobody is even bothering with him this year because of how toxic he is

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is as crazy in public as he is in private.

He walks around the game store, muttering his usual slurs and insanity under his breath, the camera tilted down so we only see shelves and shoes.

I wonder what someone who doesn't know The Wern thinks when encountering him like this.

Probably Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

I didn't expect him to do this muttering....around other people.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Lucas is as crazy in public as he is in private.

He walks around the game store, muttering his usual slurs and insanity under his breath, the camera tilted down so we only see shelves and shoes.

I wonder what someone who doesn't know The Wern thinks when encountering him like this.

Probably Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

I didn't expect him to do this muttering....around other people.

Improved behaviour man, didn't you watch his video about how everyone thinks he's a Christian now? Honestly though, was there any doubt Lucas behaves irl the same as he does in his videos? It would have been funny tho if someone actually confronted him when he starts using slurs and he just stopped the recording

 

[Wernology]

Does he actually think that all other single people get annoyed when they see couples holding hands in public? That seems like it's a him problem.

 

[WonderWino]

I'll give Werner credit, I don't think I could commit to being an incel on Christmas. Kinda hilarious he admitted nobody is even bothering with him this year because of how toxic he is

Well... that was unsettling. In that video he mentioned in some mostly incoherent way that he just wishes he had 5 seconds to talk to people properly and that they don't give him that opportunity because they know hes probably planning something' and then implies its some kind of manic murder suicide and how it 'doesn't make logical sense' ....and then goes on about elliot rodger and how its bad elliot rodger thought he was entitled to a girlfriend. Talk about lack of self awareness in that statement. Then it devolves into incoherent rantings about politics, wingmen and racial slurs

The whole fixating on elliot rodger and weird tangents about how nobody wants to give him a chance because they think he'll go mental an do a murder suicide is genuinely concerning to the point its something I think hes handlers need to be made aware of. Thats a huge red flag that hes obsessing over stuff like that enough to actual start projecting it like that. That screams that he's close to trying to get violent in some way

 

[Da Dude123]

Mooo!

No one wants to be this guy's wingman!

Hey, Baby Zoom

#Patreon #Instagram #Spokane Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern79 Instagram: lucaswerner79

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Hey, Baby Zoom II

Hey, bae-bae! #GenerationZ #Patreon #GenerationX Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: @lucaswerner79

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[Rogowski]

He’s uploading videos on fetlife now but you have to pay for a premium account in order to view them and I’m not sure if there’s a way to download them. Perhaps if any serious fetlifers are here they can at least summarize what’s going on here.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He’s uploading videos on fetlife now but you have to pay for a premium account in order to view them and I’m not sure if there’s a way to download them. Perhaps if any serious fetlifers are here they can at least summarize what’s going on here.

Isn't that one with his hat pulled over his insane eyes while he babbles uncontrollably the same one on YouTube?

 

[Rogowski]

Isn't that one with his hat pulled over his insane eyes while he babbles uncontrollably the same one on YouTube?

Could be I haven’t checked his YouTube feed recently

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The Baby Zoom videos remind me of what autistic children do when they start making comforting sounds that go on for extended periods of time, which outside of their own perception look like they're having a fit. In his Merry Mythmas video he opens with his 'street' persona "eyy baby, bless y'all bitches out there". How does this person think 'wigger' is a criticism of somebody when he is one - somebody who looks at minorities and only takes stereotypes from them. He also drops the most embarrassing Euphoric term for Christmas I've yet to hear "reason's greetings".

Lucas is the only cow I will dedicate any Christmas Day time to, because he has the dual potential for lashing out over how angry he feels in his isolation as all of the worthwhile people have fun with family and friends, but also since he has the potential to attend some charity gibs session and could produce some great boasting content around that.

Have a cocktail pep on us, Lucas, and take your meds.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Lucas is as crazy in public as he is in private.

He walks around the game store, muttering his usual slurs and insanity under his breath, the camera tilted down so we only see shelves and shoes.

I wonder what someone who doesn't know The Wern thinks when encountering him like this.

Probably Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

I didn't expect him to do this muttering....around other people.

Not going to lie, it's extra hilarious when Wern shuffles through the TTRPG section and confesses that he has no clue what the figures are for, despite the D&D and Wizards of the Coast logos on them. Lucas Werner, gaming expert.

He then sort of figures it out, which leads him to shit on D&D and TTRPGs. "losers rolling dice. Relying on chance."

Like, he clearly doesn't fathom the imagination involved in D&D and the storytelling aspects, and the work that goes into building characters... Because all of this is beyond him. All he can focus on is the dice. It's so laughably pathetic. Lucas can't even manage to rise to the level of a game shop incel with a serious case of nerd funk whom everyone tolerates once a week. He can't even manage that.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Street Lucas is a treat.

D&D can be collaborative storytelling. Adults have few opportunities for that. The dice are there only to avoid "Bang! You're dead!" "No I'm not, you missed!" situations. Of course Lucas doesn't get it. His imagination doesn't leave room for that kind of activity. Imagine him trying to roleplay, and how quickly it'd degenerate into power fantasies and fantasies and elaborate descriptions of fisting.

A weird thing about D&D is how it can put all of your pathologies, and flaws of character, on display.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Street Lucas is a treat.

D&D can be collaborative storytelling. Adults have few opportunities for that. The dice are there only to avoid "Bang! You're dead!" "No I'm not, you missed!" situations. Of course Lucas doesn't get it. His imagination doesn't leave room for that kind of activity. Imagine him trying to roleplay, and how quickly it'd degenerate into power fantasies and fantasies and elaborate descriptions of fisting.

A weird thing about D&D is how it can put all of your pathologies, and flaws of character, on display.

I would love the see a D&D campaign featuring Lucas and Clawshrimpy.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Street Lucas is a treat.

D&D can be collaborative storytelling. Adults have few opportunities for that. The dice are there only to avoid "Bang! You're dead!" "No I'm not, you missed!" situations. Of course Lucas doesn't get it. His imagination doesn't leave room for that kind of activity. Imagine him trying to roleplay, and how quickly it'd degenerate into power fantasies and fantasies and elaborate descriptions of fisting.

A weird thing about D&D is how it can put all of your pathologies, and flaws of character, on display.

This is exactly what I was getting at. Lucas lacks imagination and is lazy as fuck.

I'll admit that I don't have the rules memorized for any of the games I play, but I at least know how to look things up when I need to figure out if I can do a particular task, or what a specific spell does.

Lucas would just get mad at the DM for asking him to stop sexually harassing any woman unlucky enough to be at the gaming table with him. That would be his whole gaming experience.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas would also be the much-feared edgelord type character player, taking every opportunity to cause confrontations with religious people in the setting regardless of the context until the DM sends the guards on him until his character dies. (The party wouldn't resurrect him because it requires healing magic bestowed by a deity, which he doesn't believe in.)

He is 100% incapable of playing anything other than a self-insert, or a masturbatory fantasy (and his fantasies extend to one thing).

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I would love the see a D&D campaign featuring Lucas and Clawshrimpy.

Lucas would rage impotently, both would try to fuck the village children, and Shrimpy would claim Lucas raped him for raising his voice. Lucas would go home and jerk off thinking about raping the village kids, and Shrimpy would go home and jerk off to the thought of big scawy Lucas raping his anime boy ass.

This is exactly what I was getting at. Lucas lacks imagination and is lazy as fuck.

I'll admit that I don't have the rules memorized for any of the games I play, but I at least know how to look things up when I need to figure out if I can do a particular task, or what a specific spell does.

Lucas would just get mad at the DM for asking him to stop sexually harassing any woman unlucky enough to be at the gaming table with him. That would be his whole gaming experience.

He'd be worse than the usual neckbeards we encounter while gaming. With some coaching, most of these dudes can be socialized into behaving like humans. Lucas would just try to fuck any NPC that would be a zoomer's age and reeeeee when that character "coincidentally" turned out to be a warrior that will rip his head off

Lucas would also be the much-feared edgelord type character player, taking every opportunity to cause confrontations with religious people in the setting regardless of the context until the DM sends the guards on him until his character dies. (The party wouldn't resurrect him because it requires healing magic bestowed by a deity, which he doesn't believe in.)

He is 100% incapable of playing anything other than a self-insert, or a masturbatory fantasy (and his fantasies extend to one thing).

If Lucas were in any of my gaming groups, we would absolutely kill him and make him go home. Tabletop gaming has become a lot more female-friendly in the last few years. Many groups are established friends who don't need an unstable gas giant shitting up the game, and the others are often organized semi officially through game stores, and most reputable ones won't put up with rapey shenanigans anymore.

Okay. Done sperging bout Tabletop games. Merry Christmas Kiwis.

 

[Hey Lucas]

Even with no previous background info of Lucas, I think as a DM I’d be ready to ban him from my table after a single session.

D&D is something Lucas cannot have. Unlike his board games, there’s arguably less of a collector factor. Sure, there are dice and minis, but these things tend to be hobbies that actually require a minimum of some patience or skill. You can’t just buy a game with your stipend and set it in your shelf in the hopes of it being a conversation piece some day.

No, DnD is more social... so of course, it’s out of his reach. No wonder he’s bitter about it.

 

[Big Nasty]

What does this guy have against dice anyway? He thinks diceless games are guaranteed to be better than games with dice. In one of his homemade game, you're supposed to throw the gaming pieces.