WhiskerBiscuit
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Not gonna lie though, a “being used by a homeless street kid” saga would be entertaining. He’d make dozens of videos a day to show off his prized princess who looks extremely annoyed and embarrassed about the whole thing but still forcing a smile to keep the roof over her head. The ego he would have would give Kanye a run for his money.
WonderWino
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Indeed, it would be quite the saga to say the least. Though I would expect it to last less than a day, given that whoever runs the building lucas lives in would find out about her real quick and aside from rules that i'm sure prohibit having anyone live with him there, they would know his MO and history and would have her out of there real quick and his ass would have some serious explaining to do. At that point there would be very, very little tolerance for his ranting about trying to pick up teen girls because he would have proven a willingness to actually act on it and put somebody in danger
Lucas the flaming hypocrite likes some verses in the bible. Along with the ones he's used thinking it's going to get him laid, he likes Galatians 6:7. It reads "Galatians 6:7, "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap."
Note to Lucas: You are reaping what you sow, every miserable day of your life. It's like it was written knowing you were going to come into existence. Remember Lucas, you don't have to believe in Satan, for Satan to be there with you.
ETA:
Note to the schizo insane pervert: for your actions, you are getting back what you deserve. Every single day Lucas, every single day of your fucking horrible life. A fucking horrible life that's a reflection of you.
By the way Lucas, daylight really brings out your age -- 55.
Note to Lucas: You are reaping what you sow, every miserable day of your life. It's like it was written knowing you were going to come into existence. Remember Lucas, you don't have to believe in Satan, for Satan to be there with you.
ETA:
Note to the schizo insane pervert: for your actions, you are getting back what you deserve. Every single day Lucas, every single day of your fucking horrible life. A fucking horrible life that's a reflection of you.
By the way Lucas, daylight really brings out your age -- 55.
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He was still a flaming loon but much fatter and quieter
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Lucas states why he’s different than Chris Chan and then trails off into raging at the kiwi farms and fantasizes about lining us all up and knocking out our teeth with boxing gloves filled with a brick. I mean he would, but he’s nonviolent y’all. Then he goes on to say he would love nothing more than to give us all bloody noses but again, he can’t do it guys because he’s so nonviolent!
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Unlike Chris Chan, I Don't Need The Fame
#Nonviolence Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: @lucaswerner79
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This just popped up in my Yahoo feed. Surprise, surprise... the older the sperm, the more mutations and the higher risk of autism and schizophrenia.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/genetic-mutations-father-sperm-predict-205933532.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/genetic-mutations-father-sperm-predict-205933532.html
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Goddamn he's starting to look like Jacob Sockness more and more.
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Lucas drops a few details regarding his cease and desist order on fetlife of all places. Lucas just can’t figure out that anyone he’s going to try to fuck isn’t going to give a shit about any of that. It reminds me of the old Chris Chan moment when he admitted the first time he contracted a hooker for her services he tried giving them some sob story about trolling and Encyclopedia Dramatica and the prostitute hung up on him.
Engage damage control m’ladies
Engage damage control m’ladies
WonderWino
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So.... he's literally pulling a 'if its on the internet it MUST be true!!!' claim then? Even for lucas thats idiotic, has he regressed to being 5 or something?
Yeah cause there is totally no bullshit at all on the internet, right lucas? Doesn't that mean, by extension, that a large number of your precious democrats - even bernie, must be shape shifting reptillians that drink the blood of children? I mean its all over the internet right? Why have none of those claims been removed or corrected if they aren't true?
Lucas Werner: supporting shapeshifting, blood drinking alien socialist overlord bernie sanders for president in 2020 everybody
DeletedSoul
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"If you get weird messages from others about me..."
Lol, basically, "if other people warn you about me, don't listen to them! Listen to me."
Even if a girl came across his profile who hadn't been warned about him yet, this would be a MASSIVE red flag.
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He's sunk to a-log sockness and ADF level of I'm better than Chris, really he's not.
both of them barely worked ever at fast food. Chris was/is loved by family and in touch with his parents. Chris is navie to what barb does to him and loves her deeply. Lucas has admitted he wants to fuck his mother, she owes him and should give him a baby to molest. Chris lives in a house at one time it was owned by the family. Lucas lives in a flop house.
Sonichu has legit and more so ironic fans, 1000s people pay a ton of money. Look at the Sonic Totem, someone dropped over a G to have it. Lucas sold himself one copy of his schizo board game.
People travel to visit chris including, females.
I really should stop before this becomes PAGES long how god damn Chris chan, a man who covers his chest in estrogel closing on 40 talking about pooping your pants is just a fact of life like traffic or wind just dunks on Lucas.
You know Lucas is not good hiding his child molesting goals, if he wasn't so lazy I would not rule out a trying to be around kids arc. He's already failed college so I don't think he will be given more tard bux to go (that he mostly spent on food) trying to be a delivery nurse, but if he wasn't a crazy lazy fat faggot he might have tried pulling a Ross (pedo retard who worked with kids till they put him back into a cell or cage) I don't feel like i'm giving Lukey boy an idea since his DV charge, mental history etc would keep him from being near kids plus he's just so lazy.
I agree it's beyond a red flag if someone says ignore all results online. Just as well all should in this day and age if you google my real power word there's some dude on another contient, who's a clip younger than I, loves his techno and pretty open about casual drug use. Now if I get googled by a really lazy interviewer/date etc it might be a mild issue. If they are so poorly run as a company or person that they skip me for that? Better off not having them in your life. Lucas is also hinting what a "relationship" would be with this statement and it's probably one of the biggest red flags not "what dumb shit has he said online" but "he's gonna be a control freak abuser" irony we have proof of that too.
But Lucas is saying, look if you date me I have to vet everything you see to make sure it matches my thoughts. Picture you come home to your SO and flip on the tube, Fox news is blocked for example, maybe your SO just hates some Lara Ingram, but your partner has chosen you are not allowed or welcome to view this anymore.
Abuse, as we all know comes slowly and grows up to murder at times, no one on the first date throws a slap, it's little things like you can't have X as a friend, no going out on week nights till your a prisoner, this is what Lucas wants, you listen to just him, you live to serve him. With children, you have to set rules, because they can not by no fault of their own be aware of the world or it's realties. This is another reason boomer ass old man Lucas likes to youth shame people, because he thinks because he's a grown up (more like grown out fatty) he can use the powers/right adults have to protect children in his goals of molesting them.
I think it's a riot too it's one of his least cringe of the late (or flat out insane) to go back to boring fedora tipping using a bible quote to suit his needs, while both NOT being a Christian and not using it in earnest or in an enriching way, people may debate meanings of scripture hence we have 100s of sects but it's one thing to say that vs using it as a goal post moving bully toll. Then again Lucas being him, he sits on the goal posts, because he's a faggot and likes things in his butt.
Forgive double posting but video fresh off presses and commentary.
Lucas is gonna tell us the difference between white pride and gay pride (white pride is proud of a race, gay pride is pride of a sexuality, wow that was easy!) 2002 WA had a white pride day, because retards were nazis its same thing. White people are racists and people thought this was justifiable reason to assault said people. This proves racism is bad since people refuse to debate it and use violence.
gay pride, gay pride events you go it for nachos and white pride has assholes .
Lucas just confirmed he goes to both white and gay pride things (being he's a bigoted homosexual, I'm not shocked). White people march. Violence stopped the white people.
White pride doesn't have nachos. Straight pride parades hate gay people and no nachos. It sound stupid because no nachos. You didn't enjoy straight people because you don't get nachos.
This is straight lets tell each other we love each other no homo. No nachos. No homo! No nachos. Do you want to go to that? I don't. Where the nachos or burgers or education. Where's fun?
No one hates comedians because "we" are funny, everyone hates essss jayyy wubauuus because they aren't funny. Picture an SJW fest, a bunch of BULL DYKES (wow Lucas classy) hating on straight people. Black pride people yelling whites are stupid.
No nachos at the SJW fest just vegan crap. Women hating on men, then men show up and say women suck, so where are the fucking nachos?
tl;dr
Lucas thinks parades should have nachos because he's a morbidly obese beetus having lizard brain.
He's so smart if you use violence, they stop having the parade
he's a comedian and SJWs aren't funny.
The homosexual white man lucas werner prefers faggot pride to white nationalist rallys but knows about both, due to attendence.
both of them barely worked ever at fast food. Chris was/is loved by family and in touch with his parents. Chris is navie to what barb does to him and loves her deeply. Lucas has admitted he wants to fuck his mother, she owes him and should give him a baby to molest. Chris lives in a house at one time it was owned by the family. Lucas lives in a flop house.
Sonichu has legit and more so ironic fans, 1000s people pay a ton of money. Look at the Sonic Totem, someone dropped over a G to have it. Lucas sold himself one copy of his schizo board game.
People travel to visit chris including, females.
I really should stop before this becomes PAGES long how god damn Chris chan, a man who covers his chest in estrogel closing on 40 talking about pooping your pants is just a fact of life like traffic or wind just dunks on Lucas.
You know Lucas is not good hiding his child molesting goals, if he wasn't so lazy I would not rule out a trying to be around kids arc. He's already failed college so I don't think he will be given more tard bux to go (that he mostly spent on food) trying to be a delivery nurse, but if he wasn't a crazy lazy fat faggot he might have tried pulling a Ross (pedo retard who worked with kids till they put him back into a cell or cage) I don't feel like i'm giving Lukey boy an idea since his DV charge, mental history etc would keep him from being near kids plus he's just so lazy.
I agree it's beyond a red flag if someone says ignore all results online. Just as well all should in this day and age if you google my real power word there's some dude on another contient, who's a clip younger than I, loves his techno and pretty open about casual drug use. Now if I get googled by a really lazy interviewer/date etc it might be a mild issue. If they are so poorly run as a company or person that they skip me for that? Better off not having them in your life. Lucas is also hinting what a "relationship" would be with this statement and it's probably one of the biggest red flags not "what dumb shit has he said online" but "he's gonna be a control freak abuser" irony we have proof of that too.
But Lucas is saying, look if you date me I have to vet everything you see to make sure it matches my thoughts. Picture you come home to your SO and flip on the tube, Fox news is blocked for example, maybe your SO just hates some Lara Ingram, but your partner has chosen you are not allowed or welcome to view this anymore.
Abuse, as we all know comes slowly and grows up to murder at times, no one on the first date throws a slap, it's little things like you can't have X as a friend, no going out on week nights till your a prisoner, this is what Lucas wants, you listen to just him, you live to serve him. With children, you have to set rules, because they can not by no fault of their own be aware of the world or it's realties. This is another reason boomer ass old man Lucas likes to youth shame people, because he thinks because he's a grown up (more like grown out fatty) he can use the powers/right adults have to protect children in his goals of molesting them.
I think it's a riot too it's one of his least cringe of the late (or flat out insane) to go back to boring fedora tipping using a bible quote to suit his needs, while both NOT being a Christian and not using it in earnest or in an enriching way, people may debate meanings of scripture hence we have 100s of sects but it's one thing to say that vs using it as a goal post moving bully toll. Then again Lucas being him, he sits on the goal posts, because he's a faggot and likes things in his butt.
Forgive double posting but video fresh off presses and commentary.
Lucas is gonna tell us the difference between white pride and gay pride (white pride is proud of a race, gay pride is pride of a sexuality, wow that was easy!) 2002 WA had a white pride day, because retards were nazis its same thing. White people are racists and people thought this was justifiable reason to assault said people. This proves racism is bad since people refuse to debate it and use violence.
gay pride, gay pride events you go it for nachos and white pride has assholes .
Lucas just confirmed he goes to both white and gay pride things (being he's a bigoted homosexual, I'm not shocked). White people march. Violence stopped the white people.
White pride doesn't have nachos. Straight pride parades hate gay people and no nachos. It sound stupid because no nachos. You didn't enjoy straight people because you don't get nachos.
This is straight lets tell each other we love each other no homo. No nachos. No homo! No nachos. Do you want to go to that? I don't. Where the nachos or burgers or education. Where's fun?
No one hates comedians because "we" are funny, everyone hates essss jayyy wubauuus because they aren't funny. Picture an SJW fest, a bunch of BULL DYKES (wow Lucas classy) hating on straight people. Black pride people yelling whites are stupid.
No nachos at the SJW fest just vegan crap. Women hating on men, then men show up and say women suck, so where are the fucking nachos?
tl;dr
Lucas thinks parades should have nachos because he's a morbidly obese beetus having lizard brain.
He's so smart if you use violence, they stop having the parade
he's a comedian and SJWs aren't funny.
The homosexual white man lucas werner prefers faggot pride to white nationalist rallys but knows about both, due to attendence.
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WonderWino
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Looks like Lucas is getting catfished again. Already.
And finally, some YouTube gold
And finally, some YouTube gold
DeletedSoul
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Well Lucas, talking shit to you directly did nothing, so what would you prefer?
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Is he seriously using that neckbeard meme non ironically? That is peak inceldom right there; the lack of self awareness grows more vast daily.
The insane pedo thinks everyone who comments on his videos is a Kiwi or Sofalaw. It doesn't compute in his scrambled egg brain, his infamy goes beyond the two groups and people outside KF and Sofalaw found him and comment.
Note to the insane pervert : What we say here at KF about you , is backed up by your own words and/or actions.
Note to the insane pervert : What we say here at KF about you , is backed up by your own words and/or actions.
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Fatal Walter
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I am fucking floored. I have literally used that as a thumbnail for a neckbeard video.
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Oedipus Lucas?
Wait, what? How'd I miss that?
Lucas' comedy is really relatable. I too know the hilarity of wanting nachos, and not having nachos, and wondering where nachos are! Bacon too lol omg Lucas.
Wait, what? How'd I miss that?
Lucas' comedy is really relatable. I too know the hilarity of wanting nachos, and not having nachos, and wondering where nachos are! Bacon too lol omg Lucas.