Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bob's Ghost]

And of course there's Roger Rabbit, chris's stunted brain latched onto that movie pretty hard and refused to let go. That movie showed not only humans and toons existing in the same world but toons from different production companies all existing together.

He also missed the point: none of the characters are real, the "cartoons" are actually actors. Of course, the movie itself was bad in making that point, aside from Baby Huey everyone was indistinguishable from their characters. Of course, I imagine that Disney and Warner Brothers wouldn't be happy if Mickey Mouse was drunk and screwing groupies in his dressing room, or Bugs Bunny was wearing a yamaka and saying how he can't work on the Sabbath, or have Yosemite Sam giving George Lincoln Rockwell a tour of the studio.... Come to think of it, that would've made a much better movie.
Maybe I should finally check out Cool World.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

He also missed the point: none of the characters are real, the "cartoons" are actually actors. Of course, the movie itself was bad in making that point, aside from Baby Huey everyone was indistinguishable from their characters. Of course, I imagine that Disney and Warner Brothers wouldn't be happy if Mickey Mouse was drunk and screwing groupies in his dressing room, or Bugs Bunny was wearing a yamaka and saying how he can't work on the Sabbath, or have Yosemite Sam giving George Lincoln Rockwell a tour of the studio.... Come to think of it, that would've made a much better movie.
Maybe I should finally check out Cool World.

Bugs in a yarmulke. Rofl! Idk, would Chris have something snarky to say about that?

 

[Bob's Ghost]

There was a piece published in a magazine I can't recall, that hypothesised that the reason "retro" stuff like vinyl, cassettes, fashion, etc. was seeing a resurgence amongst the younger generations was because they wanted to emulate a time period they (falsely) associated with stability and certainty in the world.

I remember reading an article which postulated that it was because they got worthless degrees which gave them such low earning potential that they were stuck in decaying urban environments and buying old used crap because it was the only thing they could afford.
Naturally the hipsters and millennials were outraged, which probably means it's true.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I remember reading an article which postulated that it was because they got worthless degrees which gave them such low earning potential that they were stuck in decaying urban environments and buying old used crap because it was the only thing they could afford.
Naturally the hipsters and millennials were outraged, which probably means it's true.

Maybe but they could just pirate music for free if it was a cost issue and hipsters are first in line to get the latest overpriced Apple product they don’t need.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's admitted in highschool he literally had to stare at himself in a mirror to remember what he looked like. That's why Comic Chris is so thin and (relatively) handsome while IRL he was overweight, he's not inflating his own ego, that's literally what he believes himself to look like from staring at himself in the mirror during his teenage years.

I've read this so many times, frequently from Christorians of repute, that it's hard to just dismiss it entirely, but then I look at those issues of Sonichu where Chris draws himself as (in his eyes) a stunningly attractive animu goddess...and then uses a photo of his bloated, saggy, lank-haired, multiple-chinned self and still has Blake say that he has nice tits. That's surely a major disconnect right there. Even Chris has to look from one to the other and realise that one of these things just doesn't belong. Doesn't he?...

 

[A Grey Cat]

I've read this so many times, frequently from Christorians of repute, that it's hard to just dismiss it entirely, but then I look at those issues of Sonichu where Chris draws himself as (in his eyes) a stunningly attractive animu goddess...and then uses a photo of his bloated, saggy, lank-haired, multiple-chinned self and still has Blake say that he has nice tits. That's surely a major disconnect right there. Even Chris has to look from one to the other and realise that one of these things just doesn't belong. Doesn't he?...

There's having a positive self imagine and there's being Chris...aka being so blind to how repulsive you've made yourself through 37 years of bad habits and neglecting even the most basic of rules for staying healthy

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...

 

[A Grey Cat]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...
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Does anyone have that picture someone drew of what Chris really looks like without the Snapchat filters? The One somebody Drew because Chris posted a heavily filtered picture with one of the dogs under his arms? It really captured the agony and pure pain it must be to live everyday as chris.

 

[DCM90]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...
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Taco Bell CPU Goddess diet. Good thing he doesn't look as sleep deprived like last year. If he's too fucking lazy to exercise and developed muscles he might as well remain fat.

 

[JULAY]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...
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Good God, what is this from?

 

[Wraith]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...
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Well they always warn you, when you're about to marry a "girl" look at what "her" mother looks like, because that's what you're likely to end up with.
I've got to go. I need to go vomit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Good God, what is this from?

Barb mode

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Good god! That bulbous blobby face...
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Truly, a come hither face, which becons the masculine sex straight into the bedroom. Playboy's 2029 ingénue has arrived

 

[The American Hedgehog]

My friend's order of more TSSSF cards arrived and he scanned in the ones that haven't been posted by Chris yet.

Includes Bundychu and some other Idea Guys characters (Timechu, Kristal-La-Trois, etc); the Chu forms of Kacey, The Captain, Sarah and Steve, and some random enablers; a few characters from the comics; and of course another card of Chris shipping himself with himself.

 

[Tikbalang]

My friend's order of more TSSSF cards arrived and he scanned in the ones that haven't been posted by Chris yet.

Includes Bundychu and some other Idea Guys characters (Timechu, Kristal-La-Trois, etc); the Chu forms of Kacey, The Captain, Sarah and Steve, and some random enablers; a few characters from the comics; and of course another card of Chris shipping himself with himself.

Whoever your friend is, his m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ sacrifice will not in vain.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well they always warn you, when you're about to marry a "girl" look at what "her" mother looks like, because that's what you're likely to end up with.
I've got to go. I need to go vomit.

Thank god Chris isn't a girl and no one will ever marry him. I hate to say it, but Chris needs to be reminded how ugly he is.

 

[TheShaggMan]

Thank god Chris isn't a girl and no one will ever marry him. I hate to say it, but Chris needs to be reminded how ugly he is.

Even if he was, only the truly exceptional would go out with him.

 

[Chan Fan]

I'm beginning to think he doesn't own any shirts aside from the pink and black one and the old striped ones he drags out occasionally

 

[The Fool]

God I just realized how these cards are just a product of Chris' degrading mental state.

He's already admitted these cards are a complete replacement for the comics. That means he's completely abandoned all attempts at being creative. You know what I see when I see these cards? It's a file system. Chris is cataloging and filing his entire life into identically-sized mediums like a common UNIX command. He's totally given up the mere act of even thinking anymore. All he wants to do is daydream as his brain and body continue to rot with abandon. I don't see how he can possibly get any lazier than this save for going completely comatose. I can see Chris wanting to go full God-Emperor and paralyzing himself so he can live out his days strapped to a life support machine living in CWCVille forever.

 

[Spergichu]

So Bundychu WAS a serial killer but reformed once coming to CWCVille? I thought Chris said he dindu nuffin?