Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Tess, you are a fool. YOu spend no quality time with your kids. So they don't know you. So when they get older, they're going to dig to find out more about their mom (who knows if Tess will be alive at that point). And they'll find your posts where you celebrate personal selfishness, self-centeredness. The posts that serve as final confirmation what they have suspected in their darkest dreams all throughout their young short lives - you don't give a damn about them. You are a leech on all those around you, and you are actively degrading our American society.

Oh yeah! And Rihanna would probably walk the other way or cross the street if she saw your big Clover Stornetta lookin ass coming down the street.

edited to add- this is so hilarious. Can you imagine the damage it would do to Rihanna's fenty brand, she allowed herself to be associated with someone like Tess? Yet here she is, salivating to be noticed. Tess, you're not even fit to eat the table scraps of the Panamanian child sex slaves that Rihanna trafficks behind the scenes.

 

[Water-T]

YOu spend no quality time with your kids.

That's not fair. She spends time with them as long as she can use them as opportunities for photo ops (like the Disney on Ice and the parent magazine thing) or props to let everyone know what a great mom she is y'all!

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tess, you are a fool. YOu spend no quality time with your kids. So they don't know you. So when they get older, they're going to dig to find out more about their mom (who knows if Tess will be alive at that point). And they'll find your posts where you celebrate personal selfishness, self-centeredness. The posts that serve as final confirmation what they have suspected in their darkest dreams all throughout their young short lives - you don't give a damn about them. You are a leech on all those around you, and you are actively degrading our American society.

What gets me is that she has posted on Insta 'if I die tomorrow, my kids will know how loved they were and that their mom was a badass.' No, they will be upset that they didn't get enough time with you because you died prematurely due to your own selfishness, and you were too busy partying in your final years to pay any attention whatsoever to them. They don't care if you were a 'badass'. They care if you're a loving mom. And no, they won't feel loved when you'd rather be almost anywhere else but with them.

How someone can be this self-centered is astounding to me.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

WTF is 'badass' actually supposed to mean in the context Tess uses it? Brave? Ballsy? Daring? What?

Whatever it means, I suspect it's yet another of those terms that if you have to tell everyone you are it, you are not it.

 

[MathildaLeon]

He feels more comfortable at young people's meetings because the members are still young and loledgy enough to think he's cool and buy into his bullshit. Older people know better, and would call him out.
Hate to break it to you, but most miserable, middle-aged drunks who end up in AA meetings are at least equivalent to shiftless, unemployed, kid-abandoning assholes like Nick--and many are a lot worse.

If you've ended up in AA in middle age, it's not because you're a lovely person who just happens to drink too much; alcoholics, like any addicts, are chronic liars who always put their addiction first. Some are more charming about it than others, or are better-behaved in their "good" moments, but they're still addicts, they still betray and do damage to the people around them, and they still lie. And that doesn't change automatically once they decide to do something about their drinking.

Nothing do with the thread but yes all the yes 2020 George Clinton

 

[IBrokeBob]

Badass? Oops, looks like she misspelled fatass. If she dies tomorrow her kids lives will go on just as they did when she was alive- without her. They have jolene.

But can you imagine if she died how many pallbearers would be required to hoist her super size coffin. Luckily crematoriums can now handle people like tess so she can be cremated, put in a cardboard box and forgotten.

 

[MathildaLeon]

Centerlink (ie dole) payments top out at around $550 (that's Aussie dollars,s about $380 US) every two weeks. Not sure how he'd fare given he's been away years and not paid in though, any Aussies around able to speak to that? Nick, if he's living with relatives, which he seems to be, could definitely afford to fork some over to Tess for obligated child support for Bowie once a month if he was getting normal Aussie dole, anyway.

There are plenty of coffee shop type jobs he could also get anyway, seeing he lives in a city, not in the boonies. Hell, dude could really make bank if he went off to Kalgoorlie gold mines or wherever and worked on the mines in some capacity even in an entry level job. Not that he would like that roughneck, isolated lifestyle at all, and his gaybro enby tranny SJW shite would make him at best a laughing stock or at worst a daily punching bag, but eh. Money's there if you're prepared to sack up and get on with it. Knew people back in the day from very middle class homes who went out there for 6 months to make money quickly for varous reasons and survived.

Anyone else read this in an Aussie accent. Crikey! Jk

Oho, what's this? New Getty Images pics?
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You know Tess doesn't do shit for one of her kids without there being something in it for her. In the case of her taking Bowie to Disney on Ice, Tess allowed Bowie to tag along while "mama" got her red carpet time and Mama Jolene did the parenting.

That's not even how you are supposed to wear a beret...ugh

 

[Water-T]

Poor photographers. They must thought they were taking photos of the fat chick from Wilson Phillips.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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Interesting person for Tess to choose a photo of.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

But can you imagine if she died how many pallbearers would be required to hoist her super size coffin.

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

I live in Brisbane, Australia and have been keeping an eye out for him. As well as on dating sites.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess decided looking like a $5 hooker was a good look today. She would look better if she covered up more. This outfit would still look bad on someone skinny.

 

[multiverse]

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Tess decided looking like a $5 hooker was a good look today. She would look better if she covered up more. This outfit would still look bad on someone skinny.

Wow, she can't stand up in those shoes without clutching the wall. Her saggy udders on full display first thing in the morning in cheap throwaway Chinese knockoff clothing for a few bucks is a shudder inducing thing to wake up to.

 

[Trombonista]

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Tess decided looking like a $5 hooker was a good look today. She would look better if she covered up more. This outfit would still look bad on someone skinny.

If that's what she considers supportive, I'd hate to meet her exes.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Who even dresses like that apart from for Insta pics. Where would you conceivably go looking like that. Take the kids to school? Off to the shops? It's just that kind of clothing that is suitable for nowehere outside clubbing when you're young. And thin.

 

[Water-T]

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Tess decided looking like a $5 hooker was a good look today. She would look better if she covered up more. This outfit would still look bad on someone skinny.

LOL. It's bad enough that Tess has to dress like a washed up porn star, but she adorns her photo with a sparkle filter like a Basic Bitch. Always dignity.

What's next? Clear heels?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

LOL. It's bad enough that Tess has to dress like a washed up porn star, but she adorns her photo with a sparkle filter like a Basic Bitch. Always dignity.

What's next? Clear heels?

Not just sparkly filter but her body looks like a super fat crime scene body outline filed in with flesh color and cheap polyester. This is a bad demo for smoothing tool overkill and body outline shaving OD. Having seen the recent Getty pics of Tess from lol Disney on Ice we know she used PS to a very poor job of shaving 100 lbs of flab in this photo and Barbie dolls have more believable looking flesh.

Only a narcissist loon would think this outfit looks good or that this was a good idea for a photo. She must really be scraping the barrel to try and come up with IG content. I bet she’s wasting all her pennies on playing dress up because she still thinks this shit qualifies as a career.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Oh tess, you delusional manatee. The real mvp in the photo is photoshop, an frankly that is some shitty photoshopping. I am particularly amused by the leg to the left and how it is all jagged. How cute that she shooped her massive arms to look smaller. If she is so body confident and loves her body so much then why is she hiding and oppressing her fat like that.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If that's what she considers supportive, I'd hate to meet her exes.

Right?
It just looks like a Walmart bikini top that's had some rhinestones glued on by some poor Chinese sweatshop slave child.
No underwire, the back likely just ties, and I don't think it has proper straps either.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee members can get away with wearing "bras" like this, but it's hardly supportive.
Of course, she can just tie shoelaces to the straps and "band" to extend them for the low-low. Maybe she pulled some out of Bowie's shoes for this purpose.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I cannot understand who these people cheering her on IG are. This bitch looks terrible. Who are you kidding?