Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

MysteriousStranger said:
Six fingers on the right hand and three fingers on the left hand. And the handwriting...yes, we definitely have developmental issues.
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I'm still torn on if she's legit tarded or if this is part of a con. I've known bpd folks irl who scam disability and they're really really good actors.
 
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My issue with Colt is that she doesn't (or didn't) realize the problem lies with her. It was always everyone else's fault. She ignored that she was the common denominator in the dissolution of every relationship she had, romantic or otherwise. It also pissed me off that she was making almost no effort to improve herself. She would abandon extremely cheap housing at the drop of a hat for people she'd never met and wouldn't even last 2 weeks, and did this multiple times, and STILL got more, despite having no desire to really get back on her feet. She never made any implications that she cared to even get a GED, let alone try to get a job beyond Rover, or hell, go to trade school or something (which she could likely attend for free because of financial aid). I am all for people trying to improve themselves and using whatever resources they can for that, and if she is doing that I'm rooting for her, but I've seen no evidence until now that she wanted to improve and didn't just want to skate by on the Illinois taxpayers' dime. Even now the evidence is somewhat circumstantial.
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This is why I keep telling people to NOT root for her.
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I'm still torn on if she's legit tarded or if this is part of a con. I've known bpd folks irl who scam disability and they're really really good actors.
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The latter. If bad drawing and terrible handwriting = developmental challenges, then I too am legit tarded*. She knows VERY WELL what she is doing which is what makes her all the more unsettling and unlikeable.

*Also can we please stop beating that dead horse. Armchair diagnosis made large chunks of this thread virtually unreadable.
 
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Personally, I think it is possible to root for Colt and also have some laughs at the same time? If for no other reason, it sucks for her parents and it sucks for IL taxpayers for her to live a grifty lifestyle. Keep in mind: she NEVER ebegs. That in itself puts her above most of the Ratking, most of whom have more mental and occupational abilities than Colt. Watching a POS like Kivan or Toren beg for drug money is one of the few things on this site that makes me legit A-loggy/MATI.

Colt also actually tries to get jobs, even if she is too bpd to last very long.

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She also seems to have lost some weight as our CHI street reporter (sorry, I forget your name, but like your IRL Colt sightings) mentioned. Or maybe she realized that the tight shirt look REALLY doesn't favor her?
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Got a new therapist and feeling better. We'll see...
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On the other side, Colt is still a lolcow.
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Von Wolf Demon said:
Personally, I think it is possible to root for Colt and also have some laughs at the same time? If for no other reason, it sucks for her parents and it sucks for IL taxpayers for her to live a grifty lifestyle. Keep in mind: she NEVER ebegs. That in itself puts her above most of the Ratking, most of whom have more mental and occupational abilities than Colt. Watching a POS like Kivan or Toren beg for drug money is one of the few things on this site that makes me legit A-loggy/MATI.

Colt also actually tries to get jobs, even if she is too bpd to last very long.

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She also seems to have lost some weight as our CHI street reporter (sorry, I forget your name, but like your IRL Colt sightings) mentioned. Or maybe she realized that the tight shirt look REALLY doesn't favor her?
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Got a new therapist and feeling better. We'll see...
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On the other side, Colt is still a lolcow.
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The second shirt looks much better on her. Colt actually looks kinda nice there, and not exceptional. Much as I think she'd look a lot better without the neckbeard, it kinda works in that second photo. She could at least pass as the office computer nerd called Daniel, or something.

We'll see how long the new therapist lasts. Hopefully longer than her jobs and housing usually do, although the therapy won't make any changes. Colt only uses it for personal affirmation.

It must drive medical staff crazy to just be used for gender affirmation, like so many troons expect.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It must drive medical staff crazy to just be used for gender affirmation, like so many troons expect.
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To be fair, an awful lot of people in general only want personal validation from therapy rather than using it as a process for acquiring the tools to live a better life.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
The second shirt looks much better on her. Colt actually looks kinda nice there, and not exceptional. Much as I think she'd look a lot better without the neckbeard, it kinda works in that second photo. She could at least pass as the office computer nerd called Daniel, or something.

We'll see how long the new therapist lasts. Hopefully longer than her jobs and housing usually do, although the therapy won't make any changes. Colt only uses it for personal affirmation.

It must drive medical staff crazy to just be used for gender affirmation, like so many troons expect.
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Ill give Clit one thing: that I don't feel as though she INTENDS to do any real harm. Doesn't make her less of a hormonal and emotionally bankrupt shitdick.

Yeah she seems to have lost some weight... which in an almost hilariously ironic twist has somehow made her look WORSE. Her flab used to hide a lot of her girly upper frame, which is not only more apparent now but shows just how terrible her posture really is. And her hairline looks even more recedey.
 
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Based on her instagram posts, she is currently residing at Covenant House. It’s “crisis housing” for youth, and they only have 12 beds. So she got 1/12 beds for youths for crisis housing pretty quickly only blocks away from Michigan Avenue.

I recognized the McDonalds as one of the trashiest ones in Chicago; it’s off the Chicago red line stop. It’s also near Loyola and Holy Name Cathedral.
 
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Based on her instagram posts, she is currently residing at Covenant House. It’s “crisis housing” for youth, and they only have 12 beds. So she got 1/12 beds for youths for crisis housing pretty quickly only blocks away from Michigan Avenue.

I recognized the McDonalds as one of the trashiest ones in Chicago; it’s off the Chicago red line stop. It’s also near Loyola and Holy Name Cathedral.
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How the shit does she keep getting into priority youth housing? It would be one thing if she was a skinny Asian twink that looked 16 despite being 25 but she looks fucking 40.
 
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I'm guessing she did it to hide her recediness?

I mean it works SOMEWHAT. And I say "Somewhat" because da fak is with her going with RED of all colours.
 
I like this because she's I * think* learned somewhat to plan for the expense? By working hard this year, she can afford to go visit...not move with a new love interest or break the shackles of the CHI-RAQ

Holy shit... this one is becoming self aware. I'm still rooting for this one.
 
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